Monday 7 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 7th December

Hello Twi-HoHoHo's!  How are we all today?

So, today is door number 7 on our calendar, so what does today's door look like?


Awww!

And behind today's door is...
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Wet Taycob!  I refuse to apologise for this ladies, I'm just surprised he didn't appear sooner ;o).

So, while you wait for the pokers to heat up on the fire so you can burn your eyes out after looking at the man-child I'll update you on the latest in the new Edbrella saga, or as I've renamed it 'Twilight Merchandise Lotto'.

My first package arrived, invoice said 'Umbrella', envelope contained a reversible Team Edward/Team Jacob bag.  Of course, once I'd held it in my sweaty little mitts I wanted to keep it.  So I did, and reordered the Edbrella.  Second package arrived this morning.  "Hmm," I think to myself as I look at the package. "This is not an Edbrella."  I was right, it was Bella's jewellery set.  So, did I send it back?  Nope.  I was going to, but I obviously have a problem, I decided I actually quite like it.  I'm going to be fucking bankrupt at this rate.

I've reordered the Edbrella, can't wait to see what they send me this time!!

And while I'm here, I've added Chapter 15 to Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars here.  Virtual Chimpsten snogs for anyone who reads & reviews ;o)

15 comments:

Becky said...

No need to apologise for that pic, just look at those abs!! While I am a total Edward lover, I can also appreciate those finely toned qualities that Jacob displays!

So Christmas has come early for you and keeps on coming! Will you be slightly disappointed when they eventually send you the right thing?

Becky.

Stan said...

'Disappointed' and 'Edbrella' in the same sentence? Never! I'm still having to pay for this stuff I didn't want until it crossed the threshold into Twi-ngdom you know, LOL!

Nessa Lomiva said...

I still cannot believe that someone who is 17 can have a body like that.

But that was such a heartbreaking scene in the momovie. God, I can't wait to go see it again - which will on the weekend, and with Mr. Jelena (hm, even though this is my actual name, using it for my husband sounds much better than I thought it would, LoL). Yeah, I have a serious problem, called no fucking movie theater in this town I'm living in. I know, I find it hard to believe too.

Becky said...

Perhaps 'disappointed'was the wrong word, lol.

Zanymouse said...

I am realllly loving the advent calendar! Although I am finding it difficult to get anything done (i.e. Christmas shopping) because I'm spending too much time looking at your pic of the day. Maybe I'll just do it all online, then I won't have to leave the house.

Cake That Nikki said...

Oh my poor eyes ;)

Anonymous said...

OK---I should have known when i saw the animals on the door that behind the door would be Jacob...not a very good detective, huh?

Just read Chpt 15. First, I would like to admit that I thoroughly enjoy things written from Jacob's point of view...it is always similiar to the way i think i would see things, for some reason!!! The chapter was awesome, and I can't wait for the next one...honestly. He's pissed, about to phase...and then BAM! It ends!!!!

*Jelly Belly * said...

Review sent your way, ho! Btw, I'm totally shocked and more than slightely offended that my fanfic is not among your favourite stories! D:

Stan said...

@Jelena, sorry, I had no idea I hadn't added it! I told you all earlier this week how useless I am, I need nagging!

Anyway, have added and even pimped on Twitter for you :o). Thanks for the review btw :o).

Mrs. P, thanks for that, glad you enjoyed it.

@ Z Any Mouse, sorry :oP

@ Mary, Muahahahaaa!

*Jelly Belly * said...

@Stan - well, the Twitter pimp sure as hell whitewashed your previous uh... uselessness, LoL. Nah, just kidding. You are seriously the best. Btw, what's this PTB that you keep referring to at the beginning of your chapters?

Becky said...

@Jelena - Whats your fanfic called?

*Jelly Belly * said...

@Becky The Canvas

Stan said...

@ Becky, Jelena's fic is called The Canvas check it out!

@ Jelena PTB is Project Team Beta who I use for beta'ing my story :o)

Nessa Lomiva said...

@Stan - so, you recommend them? I seem to be stuck on this sodding chapter 3. IDK WTF is wrong with me. They help you out with ideas, too, right? Dani does a great job, but probably the more merrier, right?

Becky said...

@stan - thanks. I have just discovered yours aswell. Thats two more to read, yay! Can never have enough fanfic!!