Monday, 21 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 21st December

Morning ladles!  I'm in a goooood mood here today!  We've had the best snowfall I've seen in years, I think I'm possibly more excited than the children (but slightly less so than Chimpsten, once an ape, always an ape y'know?).

When you leave your comments today I'd like to you to suggest Christmas songs, stories, themes, anything that you might like to see in some guise in Jingle Balls and you might just see them in one of the upcoming chapters!

Anyways, without further ado, here's today's calendar!

Today's door is a snowy scene that I took especially for Lisa from my garden yesterday ;o)




And in a double-door delight, here's our garden today!



I have no idea why it's such a strange colour btw :oS

So, who's behind the door today?
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Happy birthday Jackson!  Sorry about the Rolf Harris lookalike pic, it's the only other Jackson one I have saved.  What?  You feel cheated that today's pic isn't schmexy enough?

Oh, ok, here's an extra pic for your enjoyment on this 21st day of December




Better?  Yep, me too ;o).

No idea WTF is going on with the pics in here today being all left-handed either.  Technology hates me today. Pfft.

4 days to go!!  Don't forget your Jingle Balls ideas!

33 comments:

Jelena said...

Good! My agitation was relieved as soon as I saw a picture of Rob. Like I said in TwiBite Challenge - Jackson does nothing for me. Luckily, Rob does. :D

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TwitardedMom said...

OK- I've been following your advent calendar daily but must have missed the dates. I feel like Bella when she reallzed it was the week of graduation. Four Fucking Days! Where did the time go. Sounds like time to start wrapping presents. No one around here can finish shopping because of the snow. Maybe we will thaw out in a day or two.

BTW- if you want great pictures of Jasper, go to twicarol.blogspot.com that's where I found the pics that made Mrs. P a follower.

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan--Finally got to take the time to read Jingle Balls last night. I laughed my ass off the whole time...great lemons, and an Elf with jingling balls...you are a GENIUS! Your snow fall is pretty...I love the way it looks, I hate everything else about it! If I never had to walk in it or drive in it or clean the shit up in my kitchen when everyone else came in tracking it...it be awesome shit! But it does make the Christmas spirit fly a bit higher...

Christmas song Ideas for Jingle Balls--
"O Come all Ye Faithful" *snicker*I said come
"Deck the Balls, oops I mean Halls"


@all--Had to take the last couple of days off of the bloggy world *boo* But I am back today! *YAY* Will be working on my own blog too--cause I have negected it too-but I will be in and out to see what the shenanigans here are today!

Love to all...

Becky said...

@stan - we had snow too, but nothing like yours!
We all went out in it first thing in case it melted. I am starting to like Jasper more, but the pic of Rob is sooo fuckng hot!!

Whats with all the fanfic updates, I can't keep up!! not complaining though, can never have enough. :)

@TLR - nice song ideas! Not sure I can come with anything!!

Becky said...

I meant come 'up' with anything!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Becky--LMAO at come with any...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

LMAO@Becky, oh I'm sure if you put your mind to it you could come with something dear heh heh.

Ok I tried to avoid t'internet today as I am swamped at work and I did for a little while, I ventured into my emails and on FB for a short time but just knew I couldn't come to Twitardia otherwise I'd never leave. It will be same again tomorrow, luckily hubtard is at work till Xmas eve so I can come online when I get home. He's also doing an evening shift at childline on Xmas eve so if all goes well at Cougar Cottage I'll be able to pop on here and wish everyone and Merry Robmas.

Loving looking at the snow Stan but I'd rather have the sun, bring on the summer I say.

I put a load of new pics of Rob on my phone so that when I check my messages I get a glorious flash of Rob in all his total fucking hawtness. Wish I did get a flash of his sparkly wand or his jingle balls, wonder when the little darling will slip up and we'll get some nekkid pics. Hey did anyone er in Britain see that in the News of the World about Rob supposedly hanging around with the skanky ho Katy Perry? Ugh, I don't like her, even less than KStew. Maybe I just want the precious to remain untouched by anyone but me LMAO....oooooooooooooohhh I so wish he was in my stocking Xmas morn. Got visions of him playing Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror Picture Show now-sing it Rob, I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvannia ha ha (high kick)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...
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TigerlilyRose said...

ROFLMAO@Mrs P---Great suggestions!

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Hahahahaha, Mrs. P. way to spoil the ending with your psychic abilities! I'm sure that's what Stan had in mind, jingling boobs! ROFLMAO!

Okay, I guess I should think about what I would want to see in Jingle Balls. I'll be pondering this, while standing in line to pay to the bills. Thanks Stan, for the fucktarded way to escape the reality of a stinking Post Office (which is where I pay the bills, don't ask). I'm probably gonna look like a loon, unable to stop giggling.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OK---I deleted my post incase that was her actual ending...I DO NOT want to be responsible for ruining anythig!! I'll re-suggest my other suggestions...
1)He grows mistletoe instead of pubes
2)They have sex in a chimney
3)They have sex on the naughty list
4)He uses a condom and it looks like a christmas stocking.

I think that was all of them....

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Z Any Mouse said...

I have to say that Jackson and that other dude look like the homeless people I pass when I'm driving my son to school, lol. But the picture of Rob makes up for it in a big way. I just want to grab ahold of his tie and pull him towards me, and do bad things to him. Yum!

@All - My fanfic cherry has officially been popped! But not in the way I imagined, at all. I did print off the first two chapters of Wide Awake, but RL has been keeping me too busy to sit down and enjoy it (holidays, kids, blah, blah, blah), so last night I came home after spending a great day with F-Kat and Twilove1 and checked quickly on my bloggy world. Twitarded's Jenny Jerkface had posted a link to fanfic.net that she described as funny and SHORT (the magic word). OME, I was laughing so hard I was crying!! So there it is, my fanfic cherry popped by Shits and Giggles. I'm still going to read Wide Awake as soon as I can get to it...hopefully soon.

Stan said...

PMSL! I think you ho's overestimate my planning - I actually have nothing planned for anything that's not already written on Jingle Balls - why else would I have asked for suggestions?!

@ Z Any Mouse, did you say 'that other dude'? about the one and only Rolf Harris? He's an institution over here I'll have you know! Oh, and I met him, perhaps I'll post the pic sometime lol!

(F-Kat)TwiwasgoinginforthekisswhenIgotadickinmymouth said...

Hi Zany Mouse! *waves* Be warned, once you open the fanfic door, you can't close it...nor do you want to. Wide Awake was my gateway drug. So... I'm checking out the Brella-blog. I cant' believe the snow! If I counted the times I've even SEEN snow, I would still have too many fingers. lol. Gotta run upstairs to fetch my fuzzy slippers. It hasn't gotten out of the 50's yet today (degrees Fahrenheit, it's something like uh 10 on the celcius scale), so my goosebumps are cold!

Fkat

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OH!!! I almost forgot...Mrs.P's and Lisa's job is to send all the toy defects to the land of misfit toys. We're kind of the "operations department'...and everyone is scared of us.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...
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Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

GAH!!! Typos on the last one. Take two---

One more, and then I'll stop. Twi-weasel is the Reindeer Vet, and if they're sick, she shoots them and stuffs them. OK---I'm done.

Becky said...

@Nibblet @TLR I make one little typo and you jump right in with your smutty comments!! lol.
I imagine that picture of rob would do the trick nicely thank you girls!

@Stan just read Chap4, so funny, love Mrs P & Lisa.

@Mrs P & @Lisa Are you guys like that in RL?

Stan said...

OMG, PMSL @ Twiweasel being the reindeer vet!

Stan said...

Ooh, got carried away and pressed the post button. Becky, thank you, glad you like it! I have no idea what Mrs.P and Lisa are like in real life so wrote it based on how I imagined their smutty selves to behave ;o)

Becky said...

@Stan I bet they are exactly like that, if not worse!

17foreverlisa said...

Hello all you Twi-ho-hos!! I have a sore throat today (damn sinuses) and a headache from too much wine last night (damn daughter and her friends). They did not leave until 3 am this morning. Needless to say, I said, "Fuck it!" and I stayed home today. I'm slowly getting caught up on comment replies, blog posts, and new comments. So........

@Stan - I LOVE YOU BIG TIME! I am still fangirling over the fact that Mrs. P and I made it into your ff story. I actually snuck away from my guests last night to check my email and Mrs. P had told me I needed to get over there and check it out when I got time. Of course I went back to my guests and waited until this morning to read it. NOT! I read it right then and there. PMSL! (And where do you find the time and the creativity to write so much. I'm with Becky, you've been a busy girl!)

AND I get a lovely picture of your garden behind the door today. Yay me! Family members of yours? I kid. I kid! What beautiful country. It reminds me of one of my favourite *wink* movies, The Holiday, with Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet. Does anyone looking like Jude Law ever stroll by? And now that I think about it, you saying you had to walk back home in the snow the other day reminds me of her walking up the narrow lane leading to the cottage in that movie, too.

@TigerlilyRose - Welcome back :)

@Z Any Mouse - That one-shot ff rec JJ linked to was craptastic!!!

@Becky - Why, yes. Mrs. P and I are definitely like that in real life ;)

@Mrs. P - Great suggestions for Stan. You are the bomb!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mrs. P - Reindeer Vet!! Bwahahahahaha!

@ Stan - I think you nailed Mrs. P and Lisa *snicker* (Although I don't think Mrs. P would've given up her boots that easily.)

More randomness...

I've been listening to Lady GaGa a lot lately (thank you Mrs. P...I wanna take a ride on your disco stick) and there's a line in Boys Boys Boys that makes me think of Edward...
"Hey there sugar baby saw you at the pop show.
You taste just like giltter mixed with rock and roll." I bet his disco stick tastes like glitter...just sayin'.

Stan said...

Uh-oh, you mentioned the Gaga. Mary won't be happy, brace yourselves for the 'C' word ladies....

Mary said...

On no not the gaga. Those of a nervous disposition read no further, you have been warned! I fucking detest her. She's a complete and utter cunt from cuntsville. Creative my arse! She's an attention seeking twat!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan Not if I beat her to it! LOL

Sorry girls, Lady Gaga is a nasty, cunt whore! I can't stand her. But to each her own I guess...


Shit as I went to post she beat me to it! No matter my opinion still stands! I am with Mary...she's a cunt...nuff said...

TigerlilyRose said...

PS. I apparently have forsaken my comma and period keys for the day. Ignore my worthless grammar--geesh

Mary said...

*high fives tigerlilyrose*

Stan said...

ROFL! Told ya Ho's ;o)

TigerlilyRose said...

back at ya babe...us sane ones have to stick together...Lol

TigerlilyRose said...

Off I go to clean the rabbit cages. Daughter has a fever and can't go out to do it, so I get to. I would put it off until she was better, but they really need cleaned and we are supposed to get another winter storm tomorrow--YUCK! Not looking forward to that...hope I don't lose power or worse...internet!

love ya ho's--

Jelena said...

Why is Lady Gaga a cunt and a whore? I love the fact that she's bold, even though I don't like her music, and I would never wear any of the things she does (and trust me, there ain't much stuff out there that I wouldn't wear).

I'm gonna call it a night (at least when internet is concerned). I just want to watch a movie and eat popcorn. L*Rs, ho's!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mary and Tigerlily - I still like her music. So there. I don't know her personally...she may be the biggest cunt hair immaginable, but she's got a good beat.