Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Welcome to your Twi-vent Calendar!

Hello Twipeeps!

Apologies for the lack of posts on Edbrella of late, Mr Stan has been hogging the computer for days now getting bits & pieces of accounts & stuff done for work *tut*, priorities eh?!  Mary's still not 100% well, (get well soon Mary! ) and TwiWeasel's got a life or something, IDK.

Another surprise, Mr Stan agreed to go and see New Moon with me last night!  I know!  I was shocked too.  As soon as I can get a complete sentence from him about it I'm going to press him for enough words to form some sort of review for you, should be interesting lol!

So, anyway, starting a day late, I bring you your very own Twi-vent calendar, a slaver-licious countdown to Chrimbo.  Of course, never one to pass up the opportunity to post pics we can all enjoy in the manner of respectable adults *coughNibbleitcough*, I'll post yesterday's missing pic too.

So, as we all know, we can't get to the real goodies inside the calendar before you've bypassed some really cheesy Christmas or commercial shit, for today's purposes we'll go with this one..


Yep, Edward in our stocking on Xmas morning is what we're all after, but what two days worth of delights lie within our calendar today?






Aah, it's a double dose of New Moon Premiere & London Fan Event Rob.  That'll do nicely ;o)

23 days to go!!

(Thanks to ROBsessed for printing luvverly pics for licking & saving!)


21 comments:

TwiWeasel said...

Ah, you have been busy this morning, darling...er...afternoon...whatever. I wanna hear what Mr. Stan thought about the movie!!!!

Z Any Mouse said...

Me too! The only way I could get Mr. Any Mouse to see NM would be to shoot him up with an elephant tranquilizer first. It's the same technique I use for getting him to wear a tie.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - Elephant tranq...Bwahahahaha!! I actually purchased a necktie with a Whitetail Deer on it, in order to get Mr. TwiWeasel to wear a tie...kinda dorky, but it's soooooo him!!

I saw those pix and was reminded...we were walking by the ha-uge display of Calendars while shopping the other evening, and Mr. TW turns and looks back and says thoughtfully, "Would you like a calendar for Christmas?" I answered, "uh, not really..." because I wasn't sure where he was going with that. We kept walking and I looked back...at the display of Robert Pattinson Calendars!!! WTF?!?! Mr. Jealous McEnvy-pants was thinking of getting me a calendar of The Precious?!?! Holy Shite!! He must feel really bad!!

And then I realized...I FUCKING SAID NO!!!!

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - LOL, that's one of those moments in life you wish you could rewind and do over again. Here's my suggestion (if you can get away with it), have "Santa" bring you that calendar you want and so rightly deserve. Did our husbands go to the same school of Jealous McEnvy-pants? I think mine is getting a masters degree.

TwiWeasel said...

@Z Any Mouse - *sigh* I know...maybe I could hint around to the kids...and that's what THEY could get me...hmmmm....
And as for the school of Jealous McEnvy-pants...I think so. This is the first time he's ever been like this. (Of course, I think this is the first time I've ever been like this.) I think we were both surprised at the level of our feelings toward Mr. Pattinson, although we are at opposite ends of the spectrum!!

TwiWeasel said...

Totes off topic, but ya'lls should check out Tigerlily's Tirade...

http://tigerlilystirade.blogspot.com

Funny shit about real life...er...shit!

BTW, I know there's a way to make that a link, but I can't remember how, and I'm too fucking lazy to look it up. *shrug*

Leigh said...

What a great idea!! Twilight & Rob is MUCH better than chocolate :)
I shall be checking in daily!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

The only thing better than hanging that stocking is finding it filled with lube and vibrating cock-rings...LOLOL!!!! What's gotten into me? The Patz has powers....

sprtzmom1721 said...

Welcome back, Stan. That's awesome that Mr. Stan went to see NM with you. Hope you get him to write that review!

My husband and another couple are actually going to see it together this weekend. My girlfriend and I got the guys (they are hunting buddies) to watch Twilight with us on DVD about a month ago and they actually agreed to see New Moon with us. I don't think it has anything to do with them hoping to get us back to our respective homes and riding the Robward high, though ;)

@TwiWeasel - I think this is the html code you're looking for: CUSTOM TEXT

Lisa
17 Forever

P.S.: Thanks for the Chrimbo Countdown Calendar!

sprtzmom1721 said...
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sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - I give up. No matter how I break up the html code, it wants to do a link instead. Sorry! I'd be happy to email it to you if you want.

Lisa

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - Found the link to your email address on the blog site and just sent it to you. Geez. So much for trying to be helpful!

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

LOL Lisa! Worth a try with the code though!

@ Mrs P, shocking! ;o)

@ Leigh, glad you like it, if I was more technically minded I would have made a proper clicky on the door digital one, but obv I'm not so this will have to do!

@ TwiWeasel, go and set the record straight on the calendar woman! I've had mine up since September LOL.

@ Z Any Mouse, ROFL at the elephant tranq's! Mr Stan is actually stupidly jealous too, remember the poster ripping incident? No idea what's got into him. Should I be suspicious? Gah, what do I care? It bought me another 2hrs of NM on the big screen!

Ooh, and in other news, I ordered myself a new (NM) Edbrella because the old one got a bit bent *sob*. Anyway, it supposedly came today, only they sent the wrong thing, a reversible Team Edward/Team Jacob bag. The fuckers did it on purpose I'm sure after they looked at what I'd been buying recently. Anyway, decided of course that I need to keep it (it was meant to cost a bit more than the Edbrella)so have just reordered the brolly. They better not send another bag...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Twi-Weasel-Are you fucking mental? You said NO!!!!! OMG i have to hide my Rob shit at work cos Mr Nibbleit doesn't want to play. I even had to bring my Rob Xmas card to work cos he moaned about looking at it on the mantlepiece.
I moaned too but for other reasons...
Just on another note, I posted something on Twitarded, I have a physio appt with Edward today. No I'm not fucking dreaming, my physiotherapist du jour is called Edward, I'm just hoping he's fit and not lardy as if i have to be manipulated by another Edward bar the Pattz then I at least want a young fit one. Gonna read some Begonias before i go in, bwahahahahaaaa, I'll be hopelessly excited by then.
Bring it on Edward; I'm ready!!!!! Hell yeah!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Stan-Where the fuck do you get the umbrella's from I want one, although I'll have to hide it in the fucking car and not use it when Mr Nibbleit is with me. Jeez I doubt an elephant tranq would get him to see NM, maybe I could get him drunk then offer crazy handcuff sex or something...hmmm not a bad idea

Stan said...

@ Nibbleit, PMSL! Poor Physio Edward doesn't know what's going to hit him. Hmmm, actually, sounds like a fanfic in the making ;o)

The Edbrella is from play.com, well, if it ever bloody arrives it is!

Jelena said...

Uuu, Stan, you bought the New Moon umbrella? I saw it amazon. I saw another one from Twilight, that had the meadow scene on it, but it was like $80. Pricey!

Stan said...

Well, yep, I tried, hopefully they'll manage to deliver the right one this time! This one cost about £17 so not too bad. The original Edbrella is not in a good way and I daren't ask Mr Stan to try and mend it because I know he'll sabotage it!

TigerlilyRose said...

@TwiWeasel

Thank you fro the shameless plug to my blog. Much love.

@Z Any Mouse...

I need to get a hold of some elephant tranquilzers...

TigerlilyRose said...

Shit! I can't spell today! tranquilizers, maybe?

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TigerlilyRose - I completely forgot in my haste to help TwiWeasel out with the custom text html code that the whole point to her comment was to direct us to your blog. Just stopped in for a quick look around and got a good laugh at today's post. It's been a few years since I had mine done for the exact same reasons, but let me tell you, you are going to be one happy camper when it's all said and done. Good luck!

Lisa
17 Forever