Friday, 4 December 2009

Twi-vent calender for 4th December

Hellooooooooo fellow Twi-hos :)

I can't believe we're in December already! I put our tree up yesterday woooohoooooooooooooo
                                                                    our tree, obv.
Anyway, on to the good stuff. For your delight and delectation, I give you Mr Cam Gigandet, shit name but who cares when he looks like this.......

                                                                 *gulp*

looking gooooood!


mmmm rocking the dirty look


That'll do for now
Mary xxx
                                                          

33 comments:

Stan said...

Ok, first wet Taylor, now this. Am I actually supposed to get anything done today???

Nice post Mary and PMSL @ Twi-Ho's, maybe for the festive season we should be Twi-HoHoHo's though? ;o)

Mary said...

@ Stan Twi-HoHoHo's does it for me ;)

Jelena said...

Hahahaha, Twi-HoHoHo's! Love it.

Ah yes, forgot about James. Thanks Mary. Wait, is there any fanfiction with this dude out there? I doubt it. Okay, over the weekend, I'm going to read your emotional turmoil Stan, see what Renesmee is dealing with.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary - So glad you're feeling well enough to post. I've never seen that picture of Cam rocking the dirty look before. Does he ever!! OMFG! Thanks for burning that image in my brain.

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

I know! Look at the state of his pants! And as for those shoes....

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mary - Welcome back, Starfish! I trust you're well and not passing the swine flu to us via our optical nerves...And you have made me realize that I am the last fucking person on earth who hasn't gotten their tree up yet! *sigh* The boxes have been sitting in the living room for a week now, does that count? Oh, and fab choice on pix!! Dear Cam doesn't get enough love...being the bad guy and all. I'd love him up. Just sayin'

@ Jelena - I've seen James as the bad guy for the most part in Fan Fic, but in Mr. Horrible he is Bella's best friend as well as a Drag Queen by the name of Victoria Secretion!!! It's totally worth reading!!
Mr. Horrible

@ Lisa - I feel a little giddy every time I do that! BTW...do you sleep?!

@ Stan - Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Stoney said...

Yummy...

TigerlilyRose said...

UM, I think I need a minute alone here...

Jelena said...

@TwiWeasel - drag queen? hahahahahaha, oh lord, gotta check that story.

Mary said...

@ Jelena , mmmmmmm now there's a thought fanFic starring James *sigh*
@ Lisa you're soooo welcome hun x
@ TwiWeasel thanks biatch. Oh and get your tree up you lazy biatch MWAH
@ Stoney, you're welcome ;)
@ TigerlilyRose, you ok hun LOL

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - I haven't even thought about our tree yet. Too busy! I think Sunday will be our "Get the tree and decorate it or die!" day.

Oh, and I need something stronger than an elephant tranquilizer. Mr. Any Mouse is refusing to wear a tie to tonights office X-mas party. He thinks a sweater is good enough, fuck me. I need Taycob to get his ass over here and give my husband some lessons in how to dress.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Tigerlily - does it still count as being alone if you're spending quality time with battery operated devices? Just curious...

@ Jelena - Read it! Really! It's fucking hilarious!! Lots of 80's Pop culture references!! I totes [puffy heart] Baby Swan and Rich Kid!

@ Z Any Mouse - To get Mr. Any Mouse to cooperate, you only need two words: Blow Job.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Tigerlily - You should read Mr. Horrible too...I think you'd really like it, seeing that we have such a similar sense of humor. Link is posted above...

TigerlilyRose said...

@TwiWeasel I'll check on it. And YES batteriy operated devices don't have a pulse so technically it is alone.

@Mary Think I'll be okay now...lol

Tigerlily
Tigerlily's Tirade

Yay! it worked!!!

Stan said...

Chapter 13 of NS&SS is up Twi-HoHoHos ;o)

NS&SS Chapter 13


TigerlilyRose, I *am* going to look at your blog as soon as I get a moment where I can read and think for 5mins!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan Take your time its not going anywhere and I haven't posted all that much. Thanks for taking the time in advance though!

TwiWeasel said...

I forgot to mention, I will be putting my tree up this weekend, Mary. Perhaps I will post a pic...you know, just so I can one-up you. *snicker* Hmmmm....let's see...what other goodies can I come up with?

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - ROTFLMAO! Perfect! But I have a question. Does he get that before or after tie-wearing event?

TigerlilyRose said...

@Z Any Mouse--AFTER if you really want him to wear the tie! He's is likely to cop out otherwise...hold the reins tight girl! DON'T let go!

TwiWeasel said...

Yep, what she said!!

TwiWeasel said...

I suppose you could start before you leave...and finish in the bathroom at the party. Something about the thrill of getting caught, you know...

TigerlilyRose said...

@TwiWeasel and Z Any Mouse--LMAO...I wouldn't start at home unless he already has the tie on...better yet, Start in the Car on the way over and then finish in the BR or on the way home...you get the picture. DO NOT FINISH until you say it is ok to take the tie OFF...Seriously!

On another note, and a shameless plug I am afraid, I have posted the first chapter of my current story in progress...
Tigerlily's Tirade

If anyone is interested in reading. It is NOT fan fiction, just so you are warned. I don't want anyone getting disappointed when they realize that this is not about Edward or Bella, etc.

Ok enough plugging myself on someone else site. I swear my mother did teach me manners...really!

TwiWeasel said...

Just a little note to complement Tigerlily's... I've read this and it's fab!! Seriously you guys, you must read this!

As much as it kills me, I may have to be away from the blog for the next few days...I have lots to do and my free time will be spent putting up the Christmas Tree and doing lots of other extracurriculars with the kids. Also, Mr TwiWeasel will be home this weekend, and that will seriously put the Ki-bosh on my bloggy activities. I'll pop in when possible.

I'll miss you all. *sniff*

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel and TigerlilyRose - Thanks for the tips. Do you think Mr. Any Mouse will care if I'm thinking of a certain sparkly vampire while I am taking care of business? This will be one of those "Don't ask don't tell" situations ;)

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Z Any Mouse - Oh, geez, girl. You crack me up. My husband asked me if there was an Edward mask he could have gotten at Halloween, so I doubt your husband will care what's on your mind as long as your mouth's you know where ;)

@TwiWeasel - We'll miss you, girlfriend. Have fun with the kids, and I look forward to the picture of your Christmas tree, too. Mine is going up tomorrow. So excited!

@TigerlilyRose - I've been scared shitless to read Bella and Edward fanfic. Can't explain it. Just feel like I'm cheating on them. Sounds like yours might be safe for me to read.

@Stan - I haven't forgotten about your ff. I just can't seem to quit blogging long enough to read anything.

Happy Friday all!

Lisa

TigerlilyRose said...

Shit, I don't know what my son (20 months old) did but all the text on this blog is HUGE!!! I mean it, I could read it from space, for real!

@Lisa--I totes get what you are saying about the fan fics, ask TwiWeasel! I feel like a traitor. But I read Clipped Wings and Inked Armour (still reading it as it is not complete yet) at the urging of TwiWeasel, of course, and it is so fabulous and so far from the actual characters in Twilight, that you will soon forget that it is fan fic! I promise. The link is on my blog, check it out. Once you start it though, it is hard to quit, and it is on like chapter 33 so make time! Since it seems you never sleep, you should do fine! Think I stayed up for two days reading it in between kids and cooking and laundry! You will love it, promise!

@TwiWeasel--Get on it! My tree went up yesterday and I have a toddler, just like you! No more excuses! Mr TW needs to get one of those edward masks lisa mentioned...when hell freezes over, huh! And thanks for talking me up! Luv ya, Biatch!

@Z Any Mouse--Don't ask Dont tell is always a good way to go!

TigerlilyRose said...

YAY! FIXED THE FONT! GOOD THING CAUSE MISTER LILYROSE COULD SEE IT FROM THE KITCHEN...LOL...LIKE HE GIVES A SHIT AND A HALF!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TigerlilyRose - I was seriously laughing out loud when you said the font was so big you could read it from space AND that Mister LilyRose could see it from the kitchen. I could just picture you in panic mode.

Okay. I'm getting SO confused. Lack of sleep, maybe?! Definitely!

@Stan - I started working on a blog button for Twi-sted Edbrella with the current umbrella pic, but then I remembered you saying you had ordered a new one. Is it the black and gold NM Edward umbrella, the blue and gold one, or something different? Thought I might as well work with the new version.

@TigerlilyRose - Can you please post the link to your blog and your fanfic? It sounds like you get me. Thanks!

Lisa

TwiWeasel said...

OK, girls...I had a brief mo before getting ready for my busy ass day...

@ Z Any Mouse - How was your evening? Did Mr. Any Mouse wear the tie? Did he reciprocate? I'm assuming he didn't ask and you didn't tell...

@ Tigerlily - The tree will go up this afternoon...I just need to decide which place in the living room is going to be the least pain in the ass!! Oh, and it seems like we had that ha-uge text problem once on chat, didn't we?

@ Lisa - If you haven't read Clipped Wings & Inked Armour...it's a must read!! That and Wide Awake are hands down the two best fan fics I've read...featuring Edward and Bella, that is... Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars is the best Jacob & Nessie Fic. (Saved my ass there, didn't I Stan? But I mean it!!!) Oh, and Tigerlily put a link to her blog up above somewhere...

OK, Sister Twi-HoHoHo's...I better get ready to go to work, then pick up my 9 yo at basket ball practice, then help with Santa Soup Day, then put up my Christmas Tree, and then probably collapse in a heap...I'll try to take a pic for a future post!!

Love to all!!

Z Any Mouse said...

@Sprtzmom - To sum up the evening - No Tie, NO BJ! - pffft. The party was okay. I'm checking out for the rest of the day. We have two soccer games and a parade, plus the man-child (17) is hogging the computer doing his pesky homework. Have a great day!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Z Any Mouse - My husband would have worn a tie, a scarf, and a pearl necklace if I'd promised him a BJ. In fact, I know he would have. We have company coming over tomorrow and he actually just said to me that I could stay in here blogging all day and he'd finish cleaning the house if I'd give him one. If only he knew what we blogged about:) And my answer, "Hell ya." Blog on!

Z Any Mouse said...

@sprtzmom - LOL! The things we'll do for a clean house :)

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - Sorry, I didn't mean to leave you out of the comment loop. NO TIE. I, however, had on some kickass shoes, that RPattz would have loved if he had the chance.