Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Twi-vent calendar for 16th December

Hello Twi-HoHoHo's! 

Just a quick calendar pic for you so Nibbleit can get rid of whatever she needs to get off her chest then I'll be back later with another post :o)

So, without further ado, the door pic of the day:



It's Mini-E at the Xmas party!

And who's behind the door today I wonder?
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Mmmmm!  I love it when he looks at me like that!

9 days to go!  OMFG, so much to do! *Scurries off*

63 comments:

Jelena said...

oy, oy, oy! what a photo...
drool!

TwitardedMom said...

Love the pics. Did you really have to say 9 days left??? Today I'm wrapping & mailing my presents that have to go from North Carolina to Washington State before Christmas. No, not to Edward. Wish it was. My mom lives in the Puget Sound area.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

OMG I soooooooooo love that fucking picture; thanks to Stan for giving me something to post on even though I had to hint hehe.
I went to see David Gray last night so was feeling mighty good until the hubtard got up and said we had no heating. Dreams of Rob were keeping me warm in bed but up I got and fiddled with thermostat-nada, nil, nothing. David Gray chilled outedness fading fast, replaced by fucking freezing extremities. Rang british gas yes they can come out between 10-2 or tomorrow. Helpful-NOT!!!!!Gah, rang hobbit pleaded my case with promises of returning if gasman came early.
Dreams of Gasward ensued-sigh, he could set fire to my pilot light whenever he wanted.
Anyway I was chatting to Stan on FB when the call from Gasward came, he was on his way, cept he was called paul but he sounded nice. Stan told me to behave, I said I'm not really a huge ho, Stan laughed, sigh, my reputation is in tatters haha. Anyway Paul/Gasward is a silver fox, tall, lean, not bad looking, probably a little older than me but no Rob. Mind you would anyone be working as a gasman if they did look like Rob.
It didn't help that I was reading a very lemony fanfic of Stan's either lol, my imagination tends to run riot and I had also completed Mrs P's twibite challenge which had got the Rob cogs working overtime (not like me at work then PMSL)
Asked Stan if she thought I should go back to work and she was non committal on this so I asked Foxy/Gasward/Paul what he thought and he said by the time I got dressed again I mean changed into my work attire and gave my hair a damn good brushing it would be toooooo late. So I'm blaming Gasward for this one. I'll just have to avoid the net tomorrow and work doubly hard-yeah right.
Still not completed shopping/wrapping/writing of cards, I blame you lot lol-Love ya's xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Damn, I will never be first, my posts are toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long

Jelena said...

@Nebilet - Don't tell me you started replying to this first? *gasp*

How's your head, btw? Judging by your rant the radio didn't do much damage. :p

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Nah the radio is fine as am I now, I'm thinking of dashing out to do a little Xmas shopping, I really need to startwrapping shit up, its all over the place now,falling outthe wardrobe-probably on my head pmsl.

Yes I thought i would be first but Foxy/Gasward/Paul kept me busy with my boiler so I didn't get finished. Stan specially went and wrote something for me to post on bless her and I missed 1st place. Oh well, catch ya later ho ho's

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - Good morning again sheep breeder ;) Love both pics!

@Nibbleit - You never cease to crack me up.

@Jelena - Good morning again to you, too :) I see you changed your avatar, so I clicked on it to see it bigger. Wow! It's freaky and awesome all at the same time. Still not as freaky as Nibbleit staring at me like the character from the movie The Ring, though. Just sayin'. LOL!!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan Good Morning!

@Lisa Good Morning to you as well...

@Nebilet You crack me up woman!

@Jelena Love the new avatar!

Jelena said...

@Lisa - I love that photo precisely because it's freaky and awesome. I like to change my avatars, but I'll try and stick to them for longer periods of time, because I don't want to confuse people.

@all - I spent the past hour or so, perv... I mean looking at photos of Lisa's son. Well, let's just say I wouldn't be disappointed to find him behind one of these Twi vent doors. :D

Jelena said...

@Tigerlily - good morning, and thanks.

Stan said...

Morning all! Gah! What a morning. My friend came round (the one who Mini-E put a move on at gthe Xmas party. Funnily enough he ignored her today while he was sitting with Chimpsten's arms around him. Men!) withe her little girls to see our kittens. We sat talking, had a cuppa, etc then headed upstairs - to find two of the kittens stuck in the toilet, freezing and soaking! Managed to get them out and they seem to be warming up now, was bad though (so thanks to Mary for laughing at my text, bitch *tut*)

Right, I'm going to get my youngest down for a nap, then spend the afternoon reading fanfic. Bliss!

17foreverlisa said...

@Jelena - LOL!

@All - My son is beautiful on the inside and the outside. I'm very proud of the man he has grown up to be. He has a gentle soul, a loving heart, a great work ethic on and off the field, a winning smile, and if I do say so myself, a killer bod. Uploaded a few pics on Photobucket (here) if you want to see what I mean.

17foreverlisa said...

P.S.: Included a pic of him and his girlfriend :)

Becky said...

Afternoon ladies! I too had the intention of wrapping pressies this morning, but got my nose stuck in 'Tropic of Virgo' and have only just surfaced! I blame Stan for that.

The postman came whilst I was reading a particularly filthy bit, I must have looked a bit hot and bothered because he gave me a very strange look!

@Stan - were they the kittens you posted on twitter? How cute are they!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there Lisa, that's your son??!!!! Fuck me, I'm sorry but grrrrooooowllllllllllllllllll, that is one fine looking boy and I have got to stop thinking shit like this, how fucking old is he?
I'm a paedophile, omg no way no way, too young too young!! You can't be happy for us to go perve over your son, shit, nooooo I'm gonna scratch my eyes out and pour bleach in my brain, oh wait I'm blonde I do that anyway. He is over 16 yeah? Ugh thats still too young, over 17 that Taycob's age right and Stsn lusts after him. Hmmm I'm still a little uncomfortable, is he nearly 18, please say yes, please say yes. I am NEVER coming to visit you ever, even if I got the chance. I couldn't look him in the eye after the swim trunks pics. He's very er fit looking.
Ok I'm coming to terms, my friends son is fit and around same age and he is a flirt and calls me MILF, lmfao but he is a tease and Ican cope with him and not lust. He has a good heart too and is funny and a good guy like you say your son is, ok. Right I'm ok now, over the shock, but sheeeeeeeattt Lisa he is hawt, gotta go, I'm er surprised

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbleit - PMSL! He will be 22 in March, so it's all good!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oh thank fuck for that, ooo March the what, my birthday is March. Jeez I was having heart failure. 22 thats fine I'm good with that, I've dated that in the past lmfao, great for the ego, crap conversation but I wasn't in it for conversation PMSL. I have difficulty with under 19, my mothering instincts get all scrambled with my lusting ones and I get confused LOL. OMG does he KNOW that we know what he looks like and have been commenting on him? You know I feel so relieved I'm gonna go check him out again, bwahahaha I'm so fucking bad

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Love his name by the way, when I was married the first time if we had had children which thank the lord we didn't we were gonna call a boy travis and a girl alliyah. Stan can't get into her own site PMSL, i just text her to ask if she had seen Travis' pics and she had just logged in when her M in L turned up, mwahahaha I said I'd go check him out again on her behalf....anything for a friend hehe

Stan said...

Hey! I'm here! Hang on, phone....

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbleit - Hell no he doesn't know I'm talking about/flaunting him over here. Shhhhhhhh! And I keep telling you that you need to write some ff. You've got some inner and outer whore that needs to be put to pen and paper. LOL!!! I was on Facebook this morning ooohing and awwwing over Stan's sons, too, but in a whole different light. They are adorable.

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbleit - Forgot to answer your question. His birthday is March 26th. Based on Jelena's comment on my Facebook account, her birthday must be March 29th. When is yours?

And come find me on Facebook the rest of you Twi-ho-hos. I love putting faces with names.

Lisa

P.S.: Those pictures of him were taken this time last year. He actually has a Taycob worthy 8-pack these day. For real.

17foreverlisa said...

*days

Stan said...

Argh, got to go to school for the kids now! Lisa, your son is very handsome and makes a lovely couple with his girlfriend, you must be a very proud Mummy. See, some of us around here can behave ;o)

Another March birthday too, Mine's 24th :o).

Mary's is next - Xmas eve! We'll have to do something special for her LOL

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - Thanks :) And, yes, I'm very proud of both of my kids.

Mary said...

Holy fuckery he's a good looking young man ;) And thank god he's of a "legal" age to be perving over *wipes brow*
Oh and Stan I did apologise for laughing about your kittens! Jeez some folk are soooooo sensitive ;)

17foreverlisa said...

@Mary - Thanks! BTW, I couldn't get that link to work :(

@Stan - Totally forgot to acknowledge your kitten story. Years ago when the kids were little, we had that happen to a kitten from a litter our cat had and the worst part was that one of the kids had forgotten to flush the damn toilet before it happened. Talk about a craptastic day! Still makes me gag thinking about it!!!

Just posted this over on TwiBite's site, but have to share here, too, because I'm that excited. It's totally off topic.

Every year at work, we do a Secret Santa gift exchange. This is what I got today from my Secret Santa: New Moon paper plates, napkins, and notebook decals (17 forever, baby!) AND . . . Dream Angels Heavenly Shimmering Hair & Body Spray from Victoria's Secret. My hands are literally sparkling as I type this! The whole building heard me SQUEE!!!!!!!!

Lisa

Jelena said...

@Lisa - Wow, your Secret Santa sure knows and cares a lot about you. :D

Mary said...

here's my oldest at his prom last year looking all grown up in his suit
jamie

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Lisa---I just read your grab bag presents and I am soooo jealous!!! Plus you're sparkly now!!! What a good day!

Good morning all!! I've had a few cups of coffee, but I'm still not awake enough to digest all the madness in these comments...we have some serious Nibble writings, Lisa's hot son...I need to sit here and let it all sink in!

Mary said...

Well shag me sideways my link works!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mary - Yes, that link worked. Yay! Great picture, too. Thanks for sharing!!!

Stan said...

FFS, please tell me they don't still whinge when they get that big.

@ Mary, I forgive you, but only because it's you mwah x

@ Lisa I can only be grateful that I had been the last one to use the toilet otherwise this would probably have been the same. And WOOOO at your secret Santa pressie! Hope you'll be dishin Mr Lisa's dinner up on those tonight, before you spray him in the glitter ;o)

@ Mrs. P MORNING!!!!

Mary said...

@Lisa I tried to do the other one with no hel LOL Never gonna work!!
He's about 6 inches taller now and still growing! Not bad for saying he was 10 weeks premature

Mary said...

@Lisa would he dress up as a fireman do you think? Just asking ;)

Stan said...

@ Mary, I can't imagine what it's like once they get taller than you (esp the food bills *gulp*), esp when they were so tiny when they were born.

Forgot as well, Full Size Edward is making himself useful, at least I'll be able to find my hat & scarf in the morning ;o)

Stan said...

Well, it's a shame the other Mary already adopted the Cougar's Den title, would be having to think about rebranding otherwise!

TigerlilyRose said...

@ Lisa--Your son is quite the looker..very nice bod, if I do say so myself. His girlfriend looks very nice too.

@Mary--Your son is quite handsome too. My babies were all preemies too...but you can't tell on them either!

@ALL--Glad to hear there are so many March Birthdays here...we should have a big PARTY! Mine is the 21st! LOL...who-da thunk it?

Stan said...

Just laughing at a letter in this week's 'Heat' mag:

"Am I the only person who finds it both incredibly creepy and incredibly wrong that women who are clearly of a certain age are perving over half-naked pictures of a 17 year old boy in your mag? For shame, ladies, Taylor Lautner is a child."

The response from the mag?:
"What's wrong with women in their autumnal years coveting the taut, sun-kissed flesh of a young man not yet out of his teens? Leave them be."

PMSL!

Jelena said...

@Stan - Hahahahaha, great response from the magazin! But "autumnal years"? - ROFLMAO!

Jelena said...

@all - ho's, did you know this thing existed? I didn't. I accidentally stumbled on it.

Twilight Saga Wiki

Z Any Mouse said...

@17foreverlisa - Baseball bods are the best!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Am I too late, just got back from Hell, the first shop we went in, my eldest who is 13 and taller than me, I'm 5ft 5 so no shrimp, said are we going home now. I threatened him with physical violence and all was well. Bought some xmas things, I hate shopping, I hate the crowds, I get crowd rage and carrier bag rage. I consoled myself with a box of cherries in brandy in chocolate-yum

My birthday is March 1st and Stan, you cheeky minx you, I do know how to behave and he looks great with his GF lol I was just staggered by the bod on him and he's got a shaved head-double yum. I love bald heads they feel so nice on your thighs...

I also like Rob's hair which is that dishevelled, I've been relentlessly shagged by Nibbleit look.
I have to go wrap stuff, I really need to but I'm not looking forward to it; it kills my back and I'm just waiting till I go see Hospital Consultant to beg for another injection, although I probably won't get that till Jan or Feb, sigh. Back to work tomorrow, I really enjoyed my wait for Gasward/Foxy/Paul the gasman, I've had such fun perving and chatting.

@Lisa er can we get an updated phtograph of said taycob 8 pack just to you know check/verify this...(innocent look)
I guess i should have a go at this fanfic even if it is to exorcise my inner ho, although she IS pretty fit ladies pmsl

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel and all you other fanfic whores - You'll be happy to know I just printed off the first two chapters of Wide Awake. I'm blaming you if I don't get my Christmas shopping done! ;)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oooo Z, Wide Awake is good, I love that one, it's a great story and not too lemony for you!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

PMSL @ Mary, would he dress up as a fireman...hm would he? Or in a Tarzan loin cloth haha, I could handle that!

17foreverlisa said...

Okay, you Twi-ho-hos. I can't believe I'm doing this. I read Nibbleit's comment "@Lisa er can we get an updated photograph of said taycob 8 pack just to you know check/verify this...(innocent look)" just before I left work. I knew that my son had taken a couple of pics with his cell phone when he was home and trying to decide which shirt to wear to a wedding reception. He was sending them to his girlfriend back at college to get her opinion. (Judging from the pics, he was probably hoping to get something else out of it, but I'm his mom, so I'm stopping that train of thought right now!) Being the bad mom that I am, I actually called him while I was driving home and asked him if he still had the pics and, if so, could he email them to me. I promised him that I wasn't going to put them up on my blog and that was all I said and all he asked. So, what happens in Twi-sted Edbrella, stays in Twi-sted Edbrella!!!!!

Keep in mind, they're cell phone quality. Click here for the updated photo album before I change my mind. You'll have to let me know if you like the maroon shirt or the white shirt better.

@Mary - Fireman's suit? I'll leave that up to you to decide.

@Z Any Mouse - Yes, he's worked hard to get that baseball bod.

Stan said...

@ Lisa, Hmm, it's really hard to tell which shirt looks better when they're hanging open like that ;o)

And that's as far as I'm willing to go on this topic with his MOTHER! The mum thing is an issue I have had before over at Twi-sted here and actually, although n the whole I've got over this issue with Taylor now, if Mrs Lautner was here there's no way I'd be saying the things that I say in her absence! xx

Jelena said...

@Lisa - I agree with Stan - although, for some reason I really like how white shirts look on men. Not gonna comment on Travis, nope, nope. As far as I'm concerned, I'm gonna treat you like I would Taycob's mom. No matter how open minded, and twitarded Travis' mom actually is. :D

Becky said...

@Lisa - what would he say if he knew you'd pimped him out to your twi-ho's? lol! He does have impressive ab's, there's no wonder everyone is all worked up eh @Nibbleit?

On another note, one of my friends just text me saying she is watching a copy of New Moon, downloaded from the internet. I am debating whether to ask how she got it, or just go see it again. Anyone else had copies?

@Stan - I have finished 'Tropic of Virgo', it was fab! Needless to say I did no wrapping, or anything else today!

Stan said...

@ Becky, a friend gave me a link to NM online but it was only half the screen and kept buffering so I gave it up. I have a copy of the leaked script if you want that and imagine the pics yourself? ;o) Oh I also saw a link to the Bel Ami script today :o).

Jealous of you finishing Tropic of Virgo, I'm still plodding along squeezing in a chapter when I get chance! So many things I want to read right now and still got my own to get written too!

17foreverlisa said...

@Becky - He'd kill me! I've been talking to Nibbleit via email and like I told her, I'm only leaving them up for a little bit longer (Mary, you out there?!) and then locking them up and throwing away the key. Don't want them to leave the neighborhood.

Lisa

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan and Becky - I've never, ever tried downloading/uploading anything pirated. Why does this Robsession SO make me want to do it?!

Stan said...

The same reason I've got a 6' cardboard man looking on disapprovingly in my kitchen right now!

Mary's prob in bed now hun xx

Becky said...

@lisa- I know, I've never watched anything pirated either. Might check with tomorrow and see what the quality is like. I agree, it is really, really tempting!

Whats your name on facebook?

17foreverlisa said...

@Becky - It's Lisa Parker (my profile pic is a baseball with the word twilight on it; server city, state is Davenport, Iowa)

@Stan - That damn time difference again.

17foreverlisa said...

@All - I've put the puppies to bed (aka deleted from photo album).

Z Any Mouse said...

@17foreverlisa - Drat! I was just looking up the pics before picking up the kids from school. I'll just have to use my imagination.

17foreverlisa said...

@Z Any Mouse - Okay, girlie. Uploaded them again. Hurry!!

TigerlilyRose said...

@ Lisa--Ok, just got in on the 8 pk pics, apparently before they got deleted! Very nice if I do say so myself. I like the white shirt.

Alright , now no more perving on a fellow bloggers SON...even though he is of age.

Mary said...

@Lisa i was indeed in bed ;)
Nice to see the pics are still up though. I'm afraid I'm not going to be polite because you're his mother though. He is bloody fit as fuck and deserves admiring for having such a fantastic bod!! Wooohoooooooo go Travis.
Ok I'll leave it at that for now.
P.s I just added you on facebook
xxx

17foreverlisa said...

@Mary - Good morning (or afternoon for you). Yes, the bad mother that I am, I left the pictures up just for your benefit :) I actually went to bed early last night, so I've got a lot of catching up to do. I got your Facebook friend request, though, and immediately declined it. I kid. I kid! I look forward to checking your photos out soon.

Z Any Mouse said...

@17foreverlisa - Oh...my...God!!! Forget the baseball career, modeling would suit him just fiiiine. Which color shirt? I don't know, I can't get that song out of my head. You know, by Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt". I'm totally perving on your son, and now I'm going to burn out my eyes with hot pokers (slinks away).

17foreverlisa said...

@Z Any Mouse - LOL! Okay, Z, you were the last one that wanted to see the pics, so I'm heading over to Photobucket right now to take down the public access.

@All - This gives me a whole new perspective on how Mrs. Pattinson must feel about us lusting after her son and I no longer feel guilty about it. Not what you expected me to say, I'm sure ;)

My son has always been on the shy side; lacked a certain amount of self-confidence in the looks department; and is just now getting comfortable in his own skin. Sound familiar? I'd like to think that, like me, Mrs. Pattinson is smiling hugely because she's proud of her son; his self-confidence is growing; and he's finally getting comfortable in his own skin.