Thursday, 3 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 3rd December

So, true to form (although I warn you now that the stocking and this bauble is all I have lol!) here is the Christmassy image for door number 3:



And what image of Twilighty goodness is here for us today?
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Well, helloooooooo Mr Lutz!

Mmmmmm, just give me a minute.....

Ok, that's fine ;o).   22 more days to go!



68 comments:

TwiWeasel said...

Sheesh, Stan! I just got done writing a freaking book on yesterday's post! Damn!

Don't think I'll be purchasing that ornament... but Oh, I'd love to lick that washboard any day. Mmmmmmrowar!

Stan said...

Soz, I did read it! Will def email you today, Mr Stan's back at work thank God, got my life back! Missed you. MWAH! xx

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Love both baubles ;) I am going to a meet-and-greet with the ablicious Kellan on January 23rd. Can't wait!!

@TwiWeasel - I tracked back to your site with the custom text link you posted on mine :) So glad it FINALLY worked!

Lisa

Stan said...

@ Lisa With the KLutz? How come?!! Jammy cow ;o)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I think you need to run out and buy 22 more Twilight items! You could always use you umbrella...so maybe 21 more items. LOL!

@Lisa....WTF????? You gonna meet Kellan???? Way to go!!!

sprtzmom1721 said...

Unless there's a Rudolph-type blizzard that day, I will definitely be going to see The KLutz.

Here are two old posts I did related to his original appearance being cancelled:

#1 - http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/2009/10/leader-of-pack.html

#2 - http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/2009/11/let-me-sign.html

Just to be in the same room with someone who has gotten close enough to smell Rob makes my head spin. Should I ask him how Rob smells, Mrs. P?! LOL!

Jelena said...

Holly molly, that photo of Kellan just had me dropping on the floor. Talk about a god! Phew!

@sprtzmom - I followed the two links you provided to your blog, and read them, but I still don't understand how is that event related to New Moon, Kellan, and er... Sam (don't know his real name).

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelana - Sorry if it wasn't clear. I am Twitarded after all :)

We originally bought tickets to meet Kellan. He had to cancel due to scheduling conflicts with the wrapping of the filming of Eclipse. Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley) graciously stepped in to fill in for Kellan at the last minute. We were told that day that the venue was still going to try and reschedule Kellan, which they now have.

Lisa

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - Geez. I'm so Twitarded that I even spelled your name wrong on the last comment. Sorry!

Z Any Mouse said...

I love it that KLutz is wearing red shoes. Is he Santa on his time off? I sure would love to sit on his lap ;)

Jelena said...

@sprtzmom - don't worry about it. You're not the first, and probably not the last person to spell my name wrong. I didn't realize these celebrities organize events for people to meet them. How curious.

@Z Any Mouse - yeah, I love his red shoes too, but I hate his pants, lol.

Stan said...

Shoes? Pants? Honestly, why do I bother posting these pics if you're all going to look at his clothes? ;o)

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - I could not get to the post fast enough to type that same comment! What shoes?! What pants?! LMFAO!

Lisa

Stan said...

Great minds Lisa ;o)

sprtzmom1721 said...

Although, if he'd not been wearing any pants, I would have noticed that ;)

Stan said...

LOL, I was thinking the same thing when I considered typing 'What pants?' as my answer..

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - I was wondering the exact same thing!! I'm drooling at the abs and what's IN the pants! Bwahahaha! OK, Lady...I have a question or two. I thought I understood what this word meant, until yesterday's post...WTF does "manky" mean? Oh, and Jammy Cow? *rolls eyes* ... I've already emailed you, but realize that I'm at work and supposed to be...um...working. Yeah, right.

@ Lisa - Yay!! I'm not a total fuckup!! And can I come with you to meet KLutz? Pretty please, with Kellan's abs on top? It would make a fab birthday gift! (hint hint)

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - LOL! Good questions for Stan.

And Kellan will be in Peoria, Illinois. Anyone that can hop, skip, jump, drive, fly, ride a sheep or jammy cow is welcome to join me. I would LOVE to meet any and all of you!! (When's your birthday btw?)

Lisa

Stan said...

Ok, so jammy cow would be like lucky bitch (PMSL Lisa at riding one, and don't remind me of that sheep pic or I might wet myself, it still makes me laugh!) and manky is like, erm, unpleasant, nasty type thing (Brits! Help!), argh, can't explain lol!

Jelena said...

Well I stared at the photo so much that eventually I noticed the pants, and started thinking to myself that I wish he was wearing some tight fitted, slightly ripped jeans. Yummy. Oh god, if only I had the inspiration now to write that silly chapter 3. Help!

Jelena said...

Hahahaha, riding a "lucky bitch". I laughed so hard my husband said he wanted to laugh too, but I just couldn't possibly explain this to him, ROFLMAO!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - LMFAO! I so hope Rob is riding a jammy cow and not a jammy bull. And sorry, Stan, but I don't think I'll ever forget that sheep pic. It's a classic!

Lisa

Stan said...

One of mine & Mary's fave things to do is search for pics for here, I often give myself cramp laughing LOL

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - I checked on Mapquest.com to see how far away that is from me...about 480 miles. Not sure if I could justify that road trip to the hubster, you know? No probs justifying it to myself, though!! I will be 34 (ugh) on January 20th. Yippee Skippy!!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - That is my niece's birthday, too. Happy early birthday you young thing, you. And, yes, 480 miles might be pushing things a bit. Damn!

(Molly) Twinatic said...

*thud*

I am died!!!

This post should come with some sort of warning!!! I love RPattz the most, but, I sure do love me some smexy Kemmit!!!

I haven't seen this one yet ... I may need a moment here ...

Z Any Mouse said...

@Stan, Sprtzmom, and TwiWeasel - Please accept my humble apologies for making you tear your eyes away from that purrrfect body to look at something as mundane as shoes. I (holding up right hand) hereby promise to never to that again. Sincerely, Z Any Mouse

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - Yay! That means you have to eat an extra piece of cake (for me) on her birthday!! And thanks for the Birthday wishes...

@ Molly - I needed a moment too...

@ Stan - Baaaa! *snort/giggle*

Holy shit! 26 comments already...is anybody actually working today? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - Guess what I'm not doing right now? Here's a hint...Chapter 19. *rolls eyes* Off to read it now. Really.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - My lunch break is over now, so I'll be quiet until I get home :)

@Z Any Mouse - LOL! It's not as bad as mipplegate. I was SO pissed that I spent the last time I went to New Moon checking it out instead of the Happy Trail and the Sex Handles. You are forgiven. The mipplegaters? Not so much ;)

Lisa
17 Forever

Jelena said...

@TwiWeasel - chapter 19 of the Office? I still haven't read it.

@Z Any Mouse - actually, I knew of the mipplegate before I went to see NM. And out comes Edward through that door, the nipple couldn't be farther from my mind. I saw the photos numerous times, and still I found myself gulping at the low, low rise of the pants - especially cause the frame ends there, and you don't actually get to see his pants... so it's like - Robward's naked! :D

Jelena said...

Er... actually, I meant to direct my comment to sprtzmom - but I accidentally typed Z Any Mouse. hehe

TigerlilyRose said...

Youza! What a washboard! Glad God puts that on Earth for all us ladies to admire! The world would be a smaller sadder place with out it!

Z Any Mouse said...

@Jelena - That's okay, I forgive you. You just took me to my happy place with that description!

Jelena said...

@Z Any Mouse - well i do what I can. :D Now I can't get that out of my head either. I was so surprised to see him, his body gloriously huge across the entire screen. And you know, the theater was silent - no screams like when Taycob took his shirt off. I think everyone just silently gasped.

Stan said...

@ TigerlilyRose, PMSL!

TwiWeasel said...

Crap!! I just had to go and open my mouth...er...type it, anyway...about no one working! I should have known better. I've been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest ever since I got back to work from lunch!!

@ Jelena - Not "The Office." Stan's FF. Not totally sure if it's still there, but you used to be able to find "The Office Epilogue" here:

The Office Epilogue

Stan said...

ROFL @ one legged man thing! Never heard that one before!

TwiWeasel said...

Really? I thought everyone knew that one. Hmmm... Home now, but the little nose miners are being...well, themselves. 'Nuff said. I gots a chappy to look at...

TwiWeasel said...

@ Jelena - forgot to mention, I checked, and The Office Epilogue is still at that link I posted above. If you scroll down below it, it'll explain why it was all pulled off of FF.net.

Jelena said...

@TwiWeasel - thanks, I knew that, I follow that blog sometimes. But I'm still trying to get myself to write my own smut, so I can't read anything else. I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't read Stan's chapters in a while. I can't believe she's on number 19 already! Crap! That makes me feel really lazy, sigh.

I'll try to get on it this weekend. I am having serious trouble with motivation.

Stan said...

@ Jelena, don't worry - I only have up to Ch12 online, TwiWeasel pre-reads for me. I know what you mean about it taking up all of your time too, when you see no posts or comments on here for me it's usually because I'm trying to be disciplined and get some writing done (not disciplined enough for housework of course!). So, as you can see, I've been doing a lot of story avoidance for a couple of days - chpater 19 is proving to be a bit of a bastard to write!

Jelena said...

@Stan - As is my chapter 3 - bastard to write. I have just been in a really crappy mood all week, and I just don't feel like doing anything. Screw housework. Smut is more important. :D

Stan said...

Yes, it is! No smut in my chapter unfortunately, it's all complicated emotions this one. Pah!

Jelena said...

Stan, I have everything, smut and complicated emotions, so it's really freaking me out how to incorporate it into what I hope to be a very important chapters. Btw, you did a smart thing, and made short chapters, whereas mine are really long, so it's going to be less of them.

Btw, why is it called lemons?

Mary said...

@ all of you
Who'd have thought a little piccie of KLutz would have got you all so worked up ;) He's my second fave vamp followed closely by Cam Gig, I have some fab pics of him stored away mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmmm
xxx

Stan said...

Hey Mary! Good to see you!

@ Jelena I really hadn't read hardly any fanfic when I started writing mine so I had no idea what to do about chapter length, they just sort of worked themselves out in the end though, I don't do any padding out or editing the length down on them. Good luck with your chapter 3, looking forward to reading it!

Jelena said...

@Mary - pic maybe small, but it speaks heaps.
He's my fave vamp. Has been for a while now. Wish we saw more of him in NM.

I stumbled today on a pretty spectacular photo of Taycob, that made me gulp.

http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab282/Tinkler/taylor-lautner-435.jpg

Stan said...

@ Jelena, right, I'm off to check that out, it would be rude not to really....back in a moment

Stan said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *sigh*

Unfortunately a few seconds in my eyes got drawn to his thumbnail. Ruined it for me. Damn you, Taybait's freaky nails.

Jelena said...

Oh come on Stan, you can't really see it. Btw, can you email me the instruction on how to post a link within the reply. I remember you linked that instruction once on Twitarded.

Stan said...

I CAN see it! I must have freaky fingernail radar. Humph. Hope I never become a vampire, what an enhanced gift that would be!

The link code is here

Mary said...

@Jelena and Stan Last time I perved over Taycob I was struck down with Swine Flu *tut*

Jelena said...

Thanks Stan. Got it.

Jelena said...

@Mary - Yeah, but nothing happened to Stan, and she's perved over and over. :D How are you feeling Mary, btw? Better?

Stan said...

*nods* I make sure I perve at him a lot, I'm trying to build up a resistance just in case the Gods try to strike me down with pig flu too ;o)

sprtzmom1721 said...

Happy Friday and welcome back, Mary. Hope this means you're feeling better!

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

Hiya Lisa! She was better but I just shared Part 5 of the VF outtakes with her and she's had to go for a sit down now, ROFL!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - That's the best medicine I can think of ;) You're a true friend.

Speaking of the VF pics, you'll have to check out the post project I worked on into the wee hours this morning when you get a chance.

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

Will go and have a look now :o)

Stan said...

Love it Lisa! Go and get a publisher ;o)

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Now that would be our kind of magazine, wouldn't it? Cover to cover Rob. *sigh*

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

I suspect it might do okay for sales lol!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Geez. I forgot to tell you how excited I was when I saw the Edbrella image in my list of Followers finally. I felt like Edward when he said, "You don't know how long I've waited for you." LOL!

Speaking of images, I'd love to add your site to my "Blogs I Heart" feature that will include a button that links back to your site. Do you have one I can grab? If not, do you mind if I create one? And if so, what image would you like me to use?

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

@ Lisa, Awww! Bless you! I had no idea I wasn't following you! Honest to God, since I had the kids my brain doesn't function normally. It used to and it drives me mad that I'm so dizzy these days. You can ask Mary, I'll even be in the middle of a Messenger chat with her and I'll get up for something and just not come back for ages because I wander off and forget what I was doing. Anyway, this is relevant (honest) cos I have all of these intentions about reading blogs etc but if I don't do things straight away I forget, so feel free to nag away and promote your stuff here!

About the button, I have absolutely no idea how I'd go about getting one, so no, I don't have one, feel free to go ahead and make one, use your artistic discretion on the pic lol. Oh, and if you have one and can tell me what to do with it, I'm more than happy to add it lol! I once tried linking to other blogs in the sidebar but for some reason it didn't work so I just deleted it again :oS xx

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - I've got a few years on you, so I definitely know about the forgetting stuff. And I didn't mean to beat you over the head with a guilt stick.

I will do some brainstorming about your button and let you know when it's ready :)

I do have a button on my site in the lh column (thanks to Dana my blog designer!). You can cut and paste the html code for it and it works slick, but I'll look at your site some more on my lunch break to see if I have any suggestions for you about the blog link feature.

Lisa

Mary said...

@ Jelena & Lisa I'm feeling much better thank you. I had a chest infection right after the Swine Flu so it's really dragged it all out. I'm also diabetic which makes it all worse. The VF pics very nearly made me pass out earlier though ;)
xxx

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary - Wow. Talk about bad luck! No wonder you were MIA for so long.