Sunday, 20 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 20th December

Good morning ladies.  Quick message to Frankie Goes to Hollywood before we start: You can keep your undying, death-defying love for me to yourself if it means you'll be keeping vampires from my door.  Mr Stan has learned to leave with and so should you.  Sheesh.

Ok, down to business:

Today's door is....

Ok, so it's not Christmassy, but it is a Twilight door.  Hey, I make my own rules up, problem with that? ;o)

And who's behind the door?

It's a triple Jackson delight to make up for neglecting him up to now!

Other self-pimpage, don't forget to read Chapter 3 of Jingle Balls.  Look out for a couple of special cameos in the next chapter ;o).

Also, Chapter 17 of Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars is up.

5 days to go!


TigerlilyRose said...

YAY! I am first! I hope, by the time I amdone typing, Mary will probably beat me. Love the pics of Jasper, 'specially the two on the right!

Will be reading Jingle Balls this evening, sorry I have neglected it up until now...damned RL, don't ya know....


PS oh yeah, I noticed the "20 days" reference also...on purpose? Trying to get our attention aren't you!

"Frankie goes to Hollywod? Do you have a cyber-stalker Stan?

Stan said...

Gasp! Are you not familiar with the 80's greatness of Frankie TLR?

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - The Power of Love

PMSL at 20 days!! That's my attempt at doing the maths! Will go and edit *sighs & trundles off*

Anonymous said...

A triple shot of Jackson! What a way to start my snowed in Sunday. I'm hoping for a lot more Jackson & Kellan in Eclipse. After all, one does not live by RPattz alone.

Can't believe Christmas is only 5 days away. I'm gonna have to start wrapping presents that are stashed in various places around the house.

Speaking of presents, I bought a Twilight Pocket Edward for my step-son's fiancee. Even wrapped it & put it under the tree. Then found out they broke up. Very sad that she left & took my grandson with her. Yet a small part of me is wondering if I get to keep PE? Is that bad of me?

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

@TwitardedMom - Well aren't you the luckiest ho in the world (aside from the fact that she took your grandson, now that is definitely not a joking matter)! But, in reference to minniE - keep it, keep it! I know what I'll be spending my money on if I win Mrs. P's Youtube challenge. :D

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - I LOVE THAT DOOR! It gives me goosebumps just looking at it. HE was behind that door in RL. And I'm not talking Jackson or Kellan. Sorry, TwitardedMom, but I do live by RPattz alone. If only I lived with RPattz alone. *sigh* Although, Mrs. P is going to love the Jasperpants Trilogy for today's Twivent Calendar. And, I'm sorry about the situation with your grandson, TwitardedMom, but you definitely need to keep Pocket/Mini Edward for yourself! I love mine :)

Anonymous said...

Jelena & 17foreverlisa - I actually bit the bullet and put my family before Twilight. In hopes of smoothing things over a bit, I asked TC (she had the baby before turning 18) if we would be able to see her, baby & all for christmas. She responded we would only see baby & baby daddy. You know what that means. Edward is all mine!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@TwitardedMom - Then it's a win-win. You get to play with your grandson AND Pocket Edward :) Seriously, though, I hope everything works out. Raising a child is hard enough, let alone when you're so young. Your grandson will be lucky to have you in his life.

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!!!! A TRIPLE Jasperpants day!!!!! Tomorrow is his know. I bet you didn't know. He turns 25. What a wonderful way to celebrate!!!

Gotta go and dig a tunnel to the mailbox....

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls rock . . . hard! Just finished Chapter 3 ;)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Snuffle-hello everyone, I'm surrounded by a mountain of white....tissues. Ugh, I have a redder nose that RPattz bellend after a good seeing to. Talking of bell ends I lurrrve Jingle balls. I have plans to attach some bells to the hubtards nut sack and fantasise my way outta this snotty mess I'm in.

@TwitardedMom I'm with Lisa I could live on Rob alone, sorry? You said by, oh ok, well no I wanna live on Rob preferably. Jasper could come help out along with Emmett and the Doc just so lil old Rob could have a rest. Gotta admit Jasper just has that dirty little fucker glint in his eye; I bet there's not much I could teach him hehe.

Also I'd have to keep the mini E, I bought 2 Rob annuals to give to friends and I only gave one away; the other is in the shrine to Rob known as my office at work. What did my friend get you ask (bearing in mind she is not as twitarded as me)er she got a mumbles but it was real nice.

Rob is suffering in the attic of the damned....horny, I hear him sneezing. I'm going to climb the wooden hills to Robfantasyland shortly to rub something into his chest preferably my chest or face that way I can nipulate his manips pmsl. I'm so glad I can retain something of myself in the phlegm laden world of mine. To work tomorrow and I really need to concentrate so can I just hit the pause button on my Twitardia remote so I don't miss anything? Is that ok guys? Guys? Hey you all look frozen, cool the remote works, hey Rob go get a stiffy I got something I wanna try.....