If you're unhappy, I'm unhappy Stan, what did the Ho's do?
Well Edward, it's more about what they didn't do.
I like fanfic. A lot. It's no secret. I've read a lot of the biggies and I've recommended fics for fic virgins. I've always recommended three for starters: The Office (RIP), Clipped Wings & Inked Armour, and Wide Awake. Followed by the words, "I've not actually read Wide Awake but it's meant to be good."
I've even mentioned on here that I've never read it. It's been on my list since the beginning of my fanfic days, but for no reason in particular I've just never started it. Until yesterday.
OMG, IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT, WHY DID NONE OF YOU BIATCHES FORCE ME TO READ IT BEFORE NOW???
Ok, so I don't particularly like being bossed about, but I'm a bit rubbish, my memory is virtually non-existent and I do have to be gently prodded and nudged occasionally and you would definitely have been my favourite person by now had you been the one Ho with enough about you to stand up and say:
"Hey, Stan! Get your Edbrella over to Wide Awake and get that fucker read!"
So, now I'm going to stand up and say:
"Hey, Ho's! If any of you haven't read Wide Awake *looks pointedly at Lisa* get clicking on this here Wide Awake link and get that fucker read!"
Now, you better all hope that by the time I finish and get back over here, I'm in a good enough mood to have forgiven you all.