Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Why so quiet???

It's been quiet over here today!  Where are you all?  Doing a spot of taxidermy? Eh?!  Well continuing with the theme of my obsession with dead animals on walls, I just wanted to show you some of my faves from my research today.  Really ladies, if you're going to have them on display I really think you should be upping the entertainment value.

So, here are the pics that made my children ask what was wrong, me nearly leave a puddle on the floor and sustain cramp in my belly from laughing...
























All pics are from eBay, sorry, can't remember the username, but if you do a quick item search for 'squirrel remote control quad bike' I'm sure you'll soon find the seller!

Aww, and let's update this post to add sprtzmom1721's pic from the comments of mini-E getting in on the fun!




Oh, better just justify this post's place on a Twi-blog, hang on....



There! :o)

25 comments:

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey Stan!! Nothing like a little taxidermy before dinner!!!! LOLOL!!! And I love the "Rob plays with his nipple" photo.

I don't know where everyone went...but I took a nap. LOLOL!!!! I let the kids run wild and I laid myself down!!!!

sprtzmom1721 said...

Now you've gone and done it, Stan! Pocket Edward saw those pics and wanted to go for a ride, too. I hope the neighbors weren't watching this.

Lisa
17 Forever

P.S.: That's the closest I've ever gotten to that dead animal EVER. The things you make me do!

TigerlilyRose said...

Well, here in the US (Kansas, here) we are having a blizzard, that stretches from Colorado to Connecticut. It is a huge storm, snow everywhere, I just got my internet back, because my lovely hubs knocked the snow off the satellite for me...

Love the squirrels, too funny! Rob looks yummy as usual.

TigerlilyRose
Tigerlily's Tirade

TigerlilyRose said...

Holy Christ, Lisa! I just clicked on the pic you attached...lmao! What would the neighbors say? You crack me up, girl!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TigerlilyRose - I even cracked myself up on that one. It was all I could do to let Pocket Edward touch that thing, though. Ugh!

Too bad Stan went to bed already while we're up having fun.

Lisa
17 Forever

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OMG Lisa!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!! I loved it!!! Poor pocket Edward...

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mrs. P - At least someone's still up out there. Stan's right. It's so quiet tonight.

Lisa

Jelena said...

Lisa, ROFL!

Erm, yeah, I was finally finishing up my chapter 3, which is why I was MIA.

Stan, omg, I didn't know whether to laugh or call PETA. That is just cruel. I love squirrels. :D

Stan said...

LOL, glad you were all having fun!

Lisa, have updated the post to include your pocket-E pic! Cracked me up! x

Mary said...

These are wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start!
Thank god for the pic of Rob touching himself at the end. He knows what he's doing to us when he does that ;)
xxx

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Great! I'm sure Jelena's stopped working on chapter 4 now long enough to call PETA. I see have an email with interview questions from Mrs. P at TwiBite. I may be phoning them in from jail ;)

I got up to let the dog out (not sure he's coming back; the neighbors were probably hiding in the bushes waiting to rescue him), check the news about road conditions, and check my email (which always leads to blogging). Looks like I'm going to have to make an attempt to get into work after all, damn it. See you in a few, ladies.

Lisa
17 Forever

P.S.: How are things in Kansas this morning, TigerlilyRose?

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary - Good morning! LOL!

Mary said...

@ Lisa , good afternoon my lovely :)

TigerlilyRose said...

@Lisa Kansas is white! We had 14-18 inches here on the NE border and 4 foot snow drifts. I'm not going anywhere, today. Hubs pulled his car out with the tractor though after he scraped the drive. Yeesh! At least we have power this time though!

TigerlilyRose
Tigerlily's Tirade

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TigerlilyRose - Yikes!! We were lucky here, then. So far, we have 6-7 inches on the ground. It's still snowing, but only expecting another inch or so. However, the wind is supposed to pick up this afternoon and with the wind chill factor it will be about -23 tonight. All of the schools are closed and a couple of people have already left work because their kids have called and the power has gone out. Stay warm!!

Lisa
17 Forever

Mary said...

@TigerlilyRose OMG stay indoors and drink hot chocolate!

Have you heard from TwiWeasel?

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TigerlilyRose - And maybe a warm bath? *wink, wink*

Lisa
17 Forever

Ninja TwiNerd said...

Hahahaha! There is some seriously sick shit going on in stuffed-squirrel-land! Too bad Mini-E got to the taxidermy victime too late to have some noms! Love the Rob photo even though the nipple-search cracks me up.

TwiWeasel said...

Hello Ladies! Sorry to have been incommunicado for the last couple of days...shit got busy here! I took Monday off of work and went Christmas shopping. I'm not quite done, but I've made a large dent. (Unlike Tigerlily... that bitch told me she was done already.)

Then when I went back to work yesterday I couldn't find my fucking desk under all the shit that other poeple couldn't just do them-fucking-selves and put it there for me to do. Honestly, I have to wonder if it's even worth it to take a day off of work when I have to work twice as hard the next day.

I won't go into all the weather details, since Tigerlily already covered all of that (FYI in case all you Twi-HoHoHos aren't aware, she and I are only about an hour apart here in North East Kansas.) There hasn't been school for a couple of days, so I don't have any time (read: my lunch break) at the home computer without a couple of kids lurking behind me, trying to read over my shoulder! (The little fuckers can read fast, too!)

Soooooo.....a few comments for ya'lls:

@ Stan - WTF?! I go MIA for a couple of days and you resort to posting a bunch of stuffed squirrels? Awwwww....You do need me!

@ Lisa - Now that's what I'm talking about...Edward humping a weasel!! Me next, me next!! BTW, I do realize that's not a weasel, but don't be a kill joy. And sorry you had to go into work today...me too (I'm getting a lot done too...yeah, right) I guess that's the downfall of having a three block commute to work.

@ Tigerlily - Glad you have survived the big blizzard! Looks like M&M Sunday may be put on hold for a while...dammit!

@ Jelena - 'Round here, PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals! Bwahahahah!!!!! Oh, and BTW, my daughter took squirrel to school in her lunch box...for lunch.

@ Mary - Hello, Starfish! Were you worried about me?

I'll be drinking my cocoa and thinking good thoughts *snort* about all you Twat Waffles!!

Later, Chicks!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - Don't stay away again so long, girlie!! Oh, and that mink? It will forever be a weasel in my mind, from now on :)

Lisa
17 Forever
word ver: coodes - Pretty sure Pocket Edward has the coodes after his encounter with the "weasel."

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - I just horked my hot cocoa thru my nose. Thanks for that!

Mary said...

Yay she's alive ;) xxx

Z Any Mouse said...

Umm, should I or shouldn't I? Weather update in southern California: Sunny, windy, it got down to 35F yesterday, I am freezing! I don't know how I survived three years in Maryland. Sending warm thoughts your way :).

Love the pic of Mini-E doing TwiWeasel. Did they have a smoke afterwards?

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - I don't smoke...unless we get to moving too fast! Bwahahaha!! Oh, and you bitch! It was 3F here this morning.

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - Sorry! *smirk*

FYI I don't smoke either and can't stand the smell of it, but I would totes make an exception for RPattz, if you know what I mean.