Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 23rd December and Odds & Sods!

Good morning!  Anyone want an autograph??!  I kid of course, but I am feeling rather loved today thanks to a shout out on Twitarded and also because the lovely @uhyesplease from Twitter very kindly chose Jingle Balls has her Christmas fic rec over at The Lemon Sisters.  Go on, go over and follow them, they've got lots of lemony snippets and recs for you!

While we're talking about followers, another Twitter friend of mine @Deejay025 was telling me that her parents have promised to give her money towards her LA Eclipse Premier trip that she has planned with her friend if she gets lots of followers on her blog, so head over to TwiWorld 24/7 to help her out!

Ok, so next thing is that I love my kids!  Seriously, who could not when they make things like this for you:

Rob by Ollie, age 4

Ollie: "Mum!  Mum!  Look how big Rob's hands are!  And how long his fingers are! *giggling*"
Stan: *flustered* "Erm, ok.  Do you mind if I wait 'til you're in bed befoe I give that one too much thought?"

Aww.  And that's not devil horns btw, it's his ears apparently!  There were many others to choose from in Ollie's collection, including, but not limited to, 'Rob ballerina dancing with Jake and Rob's the girl' and 'Jake with no underpants on'.  Really, I have no idea who that child gets his imagination from *whistles nonchalantly*

Rob and Mummy getting married, by Will, age 5

Will: "Look Mum, it's you and Rob getting married, you're just about to have a hug!"
Stan: *excitedly* "Aww, thank you!" Points to figure on the left. "Is that my big dress?"
Will: "No, that's his legs."
Stan: "Oh, I see now." *Bites tongue before tempted to ask if he's sure he's not sitting on a rock*

Ok, enough random stuff, let's get onto the calendar!

Today's door pic is...

Ok, so I lied about that being the end of the random stuff.

So, who's in the executive elevator with the old gal?

Oh, come on, it was only ever going to be the Beautiful Bastard, who else do you think of when you see an elevator??!!!

As always I've absolutely no idea where I got this masterpiece from 'cos I lift this shit off the interweb all the time, so contact me if you want crediting (although TBH, this type of thing is usually from far more respectable blogs than this one and I doubt the creator will be passing by this way)

2 days to go!!


Anonymous said...

Stan---You're the FanFic JK Rowling!! WooHoo!!! A Twitarded Day is pretty awesome...and even Chimpsten got to be featured. What a wonderful Holiday Surprise!

Gotta go and get ready for the big day...(BTW, i reviewed Chapt 6 and offerred my advice---have her give him a sock, like Dobby in HPotter)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Way to go girl, I didn't think I was going to get on here today because of all the work I have but the computers won't connect to the medical site we use but will connect to the internet. How fucking good is that (big cheesy grin) so I can look at all the shit I want and not get in trouble-wooooot!!!

TigerlilyRose said...

Yay! Congrats on the shout outs! Those pics your kids drew were FAN-TABULOUS...what imaginations!

Have a nice day all, have lots to do, and we are having an ice/snow storm over here, so I expect my internet or power to go out at some time today.*Boo*

Stan said...

We're cleaning here, just stopped for a cuppa. Trouble is it's neverending with kids. I started in the kitchen first thing and now it looks like it's not been touched in a week *sigh*. Going to go as I've been interrupted 4 times now just typing this! xx

Mary said...

loving the artwork, bless them. I'm just about done here, thank fuckery. It's so bloody cold today. I'm just glad I went shopping yesterday instead of today.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Computers came back on at work after techward came out with a new computermabob. I blame Stan there I was posting something, innocently...and then 20 million edbrella sites open, Ok I exaggerate it was actually 49, then the computer went nuts and all of them in the surgery crashed...oops.
I tried everything, cup of coffee, texting Stan, I was a my wits end, then I rang IT and they couldn't help so a nice young tech from Cisco came out and hey pres...eventually they worked, Yippee not, then thewater stopped. I really couldn't blame Stan for that one and I really, really couldn't be arsed to phone any fucker as it was my home time. So I keft em to it and said I'd ring water board in the morning if it didn't come back on. Blimey, I tell you it's all go. It reminds me of the time I had a stalker, I was 18...haha told you I had some interesting shit in my past life...later's I have to go do Xmasey shit while I watch New Moon on bootleg hehehehehe

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oh one more thing, inspired by Sta's Rob's prayer, I changed the words to Oh Christmas Tree, it was on the cd at work, bloody christmas songs bah, so to that tune here goes

Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson
I love your hair so swirly,
I wonder if it's the same down there
Or if it's very curly

(high pitched bit)
I'd die to see your sparkle peen
I hope you keep it nice and clean

Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson
I want to shag your brains out


Stan said...

OMFG! Nibbleit, that is fantastic, I love it!

Mary said...

*bows down to Nibbleit*

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Lol, ohhhhhhhh you guys (blush) t'were just a passing fancy in the blancmange that it my nut

Dangrdafne said...

I just posted on Twitarded that I really can't read them at I have to add this to the list... not that I wasn't already aware but man I can't contain the laughter today : ) You are all tooooo funny