2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental floss...I mean a thong?
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, erego you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
Hmmm tough Q's Lacey
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1. Don't have one. I love all colours.
2. You mean to the beach? I wear briefs and bikinis. But if you were referring to the underpants, then I wear all, although, the thong is reserved only for special occasions, lol.
3. Definitely Alice. Aside from the fact that she is the cutest little creature (that I wouldn't mind groping, ahkm), her powers would definitely be handy, as she would see which course is the right to take for getting us rescued.
4. "Fuck me! NOW!"
5. I'd totally do it. Even if I shagged Rob in private, everyone would hear about it, cause I'd be bragging my ass off. :D
1. What is your favorite color and why?
I wear a lot of black, but I love pink
2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental floss...I mean a thong?
Big Bridget Jones pants :)
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, erego you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
Alice deffo, i'd like her as a friend.
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
Holy Fuckery *faint* so only the two really
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
Oh god no. Nobody deserves to see me naked even if it meant i'd get to shag Rob!
Hey you guys, what a fucking morning although sounds like Stans had a right one too, I just spoke to her, like on the phone lol cos I was excited but I'll grt to that in a minute. She will no doubt confirm I speak pretty quickly haha anyway trouble started this morning when I couldn't get in my car. It was frozen-fucking solid. Managed to get the boot/trunk open and send a child in to start the car. Its an automatic, he was safe! Then he prised open passenger door (rear) so other child could get in. Dilemma, who was driving, I couldn't get in. Fiddled with locks managed to get front passenger door open and climbed over into drivers seat managing not to go for a spit roast with gear stick and hand brake. Drove to school dropped kids off but found I could still not exit my car. Drove around to 15 mins till car had defrosted enough to get out.
Luckily, my work colleague came in with PRESENTS YAYAYAYAYAYAY. Mine is a twilight coffee mug with the Cullens on it and that bloody K Stew and it has my name on it!!!! Also she got me a bad vamps book mark with James, Laurent and Victoria on it. So happy, I've been dancing!!!!!
1. What is your favorite color and why?
I think blue, because it just is, sorry!
2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental
floss...I mean a thong?
Used to wear thongs all the time beore having kids, lol. Now its bikinis, thongs on the odd occasion.
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, erego you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
Rosalie, surely she'd be more use in dangerous situation. She's feisty and much stronger than the other two. Might need her to paddle!
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
I think I would be speechless!
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
Maybe, but would have go on a diet and workout first! But since that's more unlikely that starring in a porno, I guess no.
To the Friday Fun Five....
1) Black-God I was a Goth for years so its natural I even have black painted nails! I have more black than a bunch of nuns. If my wardrobe were any blacker I'd never find it in the dark..
2)Um ok, I hate underwear, I have to wear a bra but i don't wear knickers very often, when I do then its like boy short things. I just like being commando...I KNOW some of you are going ewww, I hear you!!! It's very liberating, you would enjoy Rob being commando!!!!!!!!
3)Alice, no brainer, Alice fucking knows shit!!!!
4)No words required our eyes would say it all haha but if I had to then Helllloooooooooooooo Mr Pattinson (grinz)
5)Yep, I would, I can suck it in and would strategically position Rob above me, behind me, beneath me, hell I don't care at least i get to fuck him :0)
I emailed Mrs P and asked to be entered into the challenge so I will get an official badge and not an honourary one, so lets wait and see what happens hehehe
Gah! Nibbleit is right, she does talk fast and I did have a shitty morning! Ok, so we've had, like, an inch of snow (I know! Imagine that!) so everything goes to rat shit. The main roads would be ok, but I live on a lane, with hills & stuff and I drive a Volvo(!) estate. I got my eldest two in for the school run, headed off down the hill, got onto the steep bit, tried to steer round the bend and failed. We were heading right for the brook and trees but the car turned at the last moment. Anyway, I abandoned the car and we had to walk home. Will has a neuromuscular condition called CMT (www.cmt.org.uk if you want a nosy about it) that Mr Stan has too, so he can't walk too far, he did really well though, on the snow too! I now have very hyper and noisy children here, fighting as I type.
Ok, FFF...
1. What is your favorite color and why?
It used to be blue, but in a house full of men my psyche is rebelling and I like pink a lot now :o)
2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental floss...I mean a thong?
Bikinis usually, even my fancy pants aren't thongs. I have issues with things touching my bum-holio, didn;t we establish that one with the anal question? No? Oh, well now you know ;o)
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, erego you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
Alice, she can give me a makeover when we get home and buy me new clothes.
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
Well, to start with I'd be wondering how the hell he'd managed to get down the lane in the snow. First three words? Um, er, hello? No idea, I'd be mortified, I'd hate to meet him!
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
Noooo, I wouldn't video myself for anybody, not even Mr Stan. Plus, as I said, I don't want to meet Rob for real, my imagination will be fine and we have hot sex there all the time anyway ;o)
Good Q's Tigerlily :o)
Oooh! Lookie, we have 69 followers! Muahahaaa! C'mon, can we tempt any lurkers out for the FFF this week?
What an apt number bwahahaha
@Nebilet--you are so funny...congrats on the awesome caffine tank...that would be so cool to show up in my stocking this year.
@Stan--So glad you were all alright this morning.
@Becky and Mary--LOL at you answers.
Ok off to answer my FABULOUS FUCKTASTIC FIVE..I like to change things up!
TLR
1. What is your favorite color and why?
RED--BECAUSE I LOOK FUCKING HOT IN IT AND IT IS THE COLOR OF SASSY, HOTNESS...NUFF SAID...MRS. P GETS ME!
2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental floss...I mean a thong?
I AM WITH BECKY, BEFORE KIDS DEFINITELY THE THONG, OR COMMANDO AS NEBILET SAID.
NOW HOWEVER I AM A BIKINI GIRL...THONGS DON'T LOOK GOOD WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR ASS SWALLOWED THEM!
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, ere go you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
FIRST OFF @JELENA--I AM GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH BI-SEXUAL TENDENCIES...I WOULD ALSO PICK ALICE, AS I WOULD HOPE THAT ROSALIE WOULD DRAIN BELLA SCRAWNY BODY OF BLOOD AND WITH HER RENEWED ENERGY SHE COULD SWIM HOME. LEAVING ME ALONE WITH ALICE FOR A MAKE OVER AND GIRLIE GROPING AND EDWARD ALL MINE. SORRY BELLA LEARN NOT TO BE SO FUCKING WHINY!
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
SADLY IT WOULD BE "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD" *giddy embarrassing laughter, faint* (YES I KNOW THIS IS FOUR WORDS, BUT THE OF DOESN'T COUNT!) HOPEFULLY HE WOULD FEEL A COMPULSIVE NEED TO 'SAVE' ME AND BRING ME OUT OF IT SO WE COULD CLIMB TREES AND MAKE OUT IN THE FUCKING MEADOW. BUT LIKELY HE WOULD SAY "OH WELL" AND MOVE ON TO NEBILET'S HOUSE WHERE HE WOULD GET A MUCH MORE GRACIOUS GREETING...
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
TOMORROW, NO WAY, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE MY FAT ASS ON VIDEO, THOUGH I DOUBT MY FAT ASS WILL BE WHAT PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, THE PRINCIPAL IS THERE...THIRTY POUNDS LIGHTER...HELL YEAH, THIS COUGAR COULD SHOW HIM SOME THINGS THAT HE HAS ONLY IMAGINED...MAYBE ALICE COULD JOIN US--SHE CAN BRING JASPER IF SHE NEEDS TO...(I AM SUCH A WHORE!)
#4--addition--if Nebilet isn't home, he would move on to Jelena's house for the fucking of a lifetime!
You girls are all so funny...I love this game!
@Tigerlily-I'd be in baby, oh would I be in, he wouldn't ever leave after I'd strapped him to the bed in the attic. Once I'd shown him my collection of toys, pornography, oils and lubes he wouldn't be going anyplace mwahahahahaaaaa. Robs ass would be mine and if Kellan, Jasper and the Doc wanted to come look for him I'd be having the time of my life, I'd even break out the bum loving again!!!!!
@Nebilet...Go Girl...maybe when I recover from passing out in his presence, you could send Dr. Carlisle over to me...when he comes looking for Eddy that is...
All may enter, none may leave lol, you'd have to come to mine and play pmsl.
I say that to my son's schooll friends, they're all really scared of me, its so funny, they think I'm weird haha
I am posting my answers before reading anyone elses...I don't want anyone to give me any new ideas...Here goes!
1. My fave color(s) run in the blues and reds…I like jewel tones. They suit my completion. I don’t care for pastels (although right now I’m wearing a baby blue sweater…it’s my work shirt, though.)
2. It depends what I’m wearing for pants as to what panties I wear. At work, with my slacks, I wear silky, full coverage, take no shit Bridget-Jones-type-Granny-panties. Under my jeans, I wear low cut cotton briefs. Can’t wear silky panties under my jeans, they won’t stay up. For special occasions (read: I want to drive Mr. TwiWeasel insane) I wear a thong.
3. Trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice and Rosalie, huh? Why the fuck am I with those three, I would NEVER hang out with them for real. *snicker, as if* Anyhoo…I’d do one of two things…take Bella with me, as she’s the only other human and the other two don’t really need the raft…but that’s the pussy way out, and it’s too nice and I’m sure I’d end up regretting it. So I think I’d ask Alice to change me and after three days, I’d be all blood thirsty and the only one there to feed on would be Bella. So I’d assuage my thirst with her, then I could have Edward, and we could all live happily ever after. The end.
4. If Rob knocked on my door today, my first three words would very likely be “Oh. Mah. Gawd.” Quickly followed by “Let’s go somewhere else.” This is due to the fact that I love my husband very much, and he specifically told me that if Robert Pattinson were to show up at our door, he was under no circumstances allowed to enter this house.
5. Porno sex, um, no. I’ve seen myself naked, and I would not want to subject the rest of the world to that, even to have sex with the Pattz.
Aaaaaaaaaand...I'm spent.
Where's Jelly today, haven't seen her on FB either?
Soooo I have a dilemma... Hubs and I aren't supposed to give each other gifts, really...his rule not mine...I am fine with that, I really get stuff I want all year long, but he doesn't, and I LOVE to give gifts...I know he got me one thing, small, not expensive (I know because he sucks at hiding things and left it in his car when I had to drive it...duh) I on the other hand bought him like 6 smallish things. I don't care if it is lopsided, I don't want gifts, but I don't want him to feel guilty...do I give them all to him? Or save some of them for Valentine's Day and Father's Day...when the sitch will be the same...he is not into the gifting thing like I am...need my girls opinions here...
@Twi-weasel-you crack me up-totally. I, too, did wonder why I was with Alice, Rosalie & Bella, especially Bella.
Thinking about it I'd get Alice to change me, bitch slap K stew, feed on her, swim like a shark to Edward and jump in his pants
@ TLR - Will he feel guilty? If so, then save some for later...
@ Mrs. P - Thanks for the new avi idea!
Well Fuck, it's kinda small...anyhoo...it says, "Don't Fuck with TwiWeasel!"
Alright, I'm off to work now.
Loves ya, Bitches!
@TW--Lovin' the new Avi...hadn't thought about u using it for that..very creative! He might feel a bit guilty, but then again, he knows how I am, so I don't know how much...but yes he will likely feel a bit guilty, even though I have told him, I don't want anything,because I get stuff all year long and he doesn't.
Excellent answer to the one boat one/one vamp question...i didn't really think about the vamps not needing a life raft when I wrote that one...oops!
@Twi-weasel.....LMFAO!!!! You look FIERCE!!!
UM---this is might be my chance to answer things...for once. I'll try to keep it short...
1)Black, Black and Black
2)A thong...or I go commando. I'm nasty like that.
3)Alice---she can see the sharks coming
4)Got any condoms?
5)I'd do it twice
xoxoxoxoxox
Mrs. P--Love the first three words! Ahhh, I miss my commando days...twenty more pounds and I will think about it again!
@ Nebilet--I would gladly join in the fun, haven't you noticed my bi-tendencies...threesomes (or four or five-somes, though I haven't done that many before, I'll try about anything)--are not out of my realm of reality, my dear...Bwahahaha
@Nebilet - I'm here. I've decided to revive my blog, so I was redecorating it.
@Tigerlily - haha, well I too am glad to not be the only one.
@TwiWeasel - LoL, I can't believe your husband said that.
And I'm off to continue redecorating, and then to finishing off chapter 4. No peaking btw, I will tell you when my blog is ready for y'all to comy by and visit.
@Tigerlily-Bwahahahahahahahaha, I'm falling for you lmfao. you can come play in the attic of the damned..............horny
@Jello-I was wondering where you got to :)
@ TLR - Fuck it, just give him all of the gifts.
@ Mrs. P - Why, thank you! I do, don't I?
@ Jelena - I can't believe he said that either, and it wasn't in regards to these questions. We were having a convo regarding his insane jealousy towards one Mr. Robert Pattinson.
OMFG-Just read Jingle Balls chapter 2-Sheer, utter brilliance. You gotta talent girl. I will never, ever look at Santa's little helpers the same way again. Fucking fabulous, now where's those bells hubtard, get yer sack out...
ROFL @ sack! Thank you :o)
@TLR-Just give him everything if he feels guilty take him shopping for you
@Stan-seriously funny and lemony at the same time, perfect!
See Mary, I told you it was a good idea. And you had the cheek to ask if I'd been sniffing glue *tut*
;o)
Gah, kids, RL intrudes, they never want to go on the computer until I'm on it, then its tell me when you've finished, have you finished yet, when are you going to be finished, grrroowllll
LOL@sniffing glue. Its my sense of humour Stan, I was reading it, I could see it coming and had this huge smile on my face, kinda no way, yes way :0).I CAN'T wait for next installment. Grr gotta go, back later hopefully.
1. Favorite color has always been green. After living with 3 guys for the last 15 years, pink is growing on me a bit. Get your mind out of the gutter, I gave birth to 2 of the guys & am married to the other.
2. Bikinis
3. Definitely Alice. As if there was any question. Rose is a bitch & Bella is whiney.
4. Hello, come in. (if I wasn't speechless)
5. You bet I would. Sure my body isn't exactly like it was BC (before children), but who will be looking at me in a sex video featuring RPattz?
1. My favorite color is hot, fiery red.
2. I've been wearing a thong for so long, I can't stand anything else. This is purely for my comfort, not seduction of Mr. AnyMouse (especially after he cancelled Christmas).
3. I would definately take Bella on the raft, so that way I could push her over the side when the sharks come, and make my getaway.
4. Clothes off, NOW!!
5. I don't know. I'm having a brain fart here. Uhh, maybe?
Mr Mouse cancelled Christmas? my face has fallen here, my chin is quivering, how can he. Oh Z, huge hug, go lock him in the attic and or basement, kick him in his jungle balls, tie him up with tinsel, hang mistletoe from the back of your thong and sing Kiss my christmas pudding ass!! It's ON baby!
Er not saying your ass looks like an Xmas pudding just going with the Xmassey theme xxxx
@Mom its very true no one would be looking at the women in a Rob porno, it would be all about the sparkle peen
Jungle balls? PMSL!
LMFAO freudian slip I was thing of Edward and his maybe huge balls
Oh gawd at my typing, you wouldn't believe its my fucking job, right that's it I have to go out in the cold now and walk the dog and Edward, he's getting stiff from being tied up in the attic mwahahaha
PMSL..I have no words for the shenanigans here...ROFLMAO!
@Any Mouse..What she said! Love the 'push her off for the sharks!' answer.
@TW and Nebilet...Fuck it...I m just going to give them to him...I will massage his "guilt" that night. Think he will probably get over it then.
Alright...I am going back to answering Mrs. P's TwiBite Challenge questions...I could resist...it's too much fun!
@ TLR - Fuck that...make HIM massage YOU!
@Nebilet - Christmas is back on! After two Long Island Ice Teas last night, I had it out with him regarding that and lots of other shizz that's been building up. Let's just say he was remorseful, hanging his head, and it will be okay if my daughter gets me that RP calendar I am dying for. Yay!
@Nebilet - that was after I kicked him in the jungle balls, and told him don't ever fuck with me like that again! Z Any Mouse doesn't get mad very often, but when it happens, watch out!
@ Z Any Mouse - YAY! Christmas is back on and you get a totally fuckhawt calendar!
@ Mary - I'm a little icked out that you and I are both wearing Briget Joneses panties...just sayin.
1. green. It's the color of the vegetation in and around Forks
2. bikinis
3. Alice
4. Come on in!
5. No way - not quite that far gone!!
i'm totally late doing this...
1. Pink. Because I am freaking girly like that.
2. Briefs. ..thats boyshort right?
3. Alice...duh.
4. "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!" and then I would faint or pee my pants...maybe both.
5. No way in hell.
How in the hell did I miss this post?!!! As will be the usual with me, I'm going to answer the questions without reading anyone else's first. Here goes.
1. What is your favorite color and why?
Blue - the color of my children's eyes, half of the Fighting Illini team colors, half of the St. Louis Cardinals team colors, Edward's favorite color on Bella, the color on my blog because it shows off my b&w images of Rob the best
2. Do you wear briefs, bikinis or dental floss...I mean a thong?
briefs - They cover more of my fat ass.
3. If you were trapped on a desert island with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, and just you and one other person can fit on the one and only life raft...(lets say the life raft is yours, erego you get to choose) Who do you choose to go with you?
Bella - Edward feels very protective of her, so I know we'd be rescued.
4. If Rob knocked on your door today...what would the very first 3 words you said to him be?
Carlisle was right.
5. If the only chance to have hot sex with Robward was to be filmed for a Porno (or Mama Cougar's YouTube page...lol) that the whole world would see (because it is Rob, who isn't going to watch his porno...duh!) Would you do it?
Yes, but only because Rob knows this really cool guy by the name of Chris Weitz who would be able to do some CGI magic with the video before it was released to the general public. I wouldn't even care if I ended up looking like Alice's vision of Bella as a vamp or a member of the wolf pack.
Great questions, Lacey! Can't wait to read everyone else's answers now.
Lisa
@Stan & Nibbleit - Wow! You guys had rough starts to your day yesterday.
@All - Fucktastic answers, but I didn't expect anything less.
@Z Any Mouse - You go girl!
@TwiWeasel - Loved your answers!
@TigerlilyRose and Nibbleit - Get a room already! Wait, I guess Nibbleit has the attic set up, doesn't she? Then take it upstairs already! LOL!!
Lisa
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