Saturday, 30 July 2011
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
"What? Community Fan Fiction?" You say. "It's not Thursday!"
No, it's not, but today is 17ForeverLisa's birthday, and we've officially declared the day to be
We all know how much Lisa enjoys reading a good slash fic...so pull on your jock straps, girls, and grab yourself *snicker* a "dirty thinking cap" and let's write some lemony goodness of the male variety!
There's only one rule in CFF, and we learnt this one from experience: leave a comment to say you're taking a turn before going to write your contribution, otherwise it can end up with multiple simultaneous postings and we lose our flow ;o).
Starting Pitch http://www.thecoldshower.wordpress.com/
First Base http://www.robmusement.blogspot.com/
Second Base http://www.twilightjunkiesanonymous.blogspot.com/
Third Base http://www.sotwired.blogspot.com/
Home Plate http://www.twibite.blogspot.com/
Extra Innings w/Grand Slam http://www.tonguetwied.blogspot.com/
The Dugout http://www.twikiwi.blogspot.com/
7th Inning Stretch http://www.robzsinger.blogspot.com/
The Beer Vendor http://www.musingbella.blogspot.com/
The Outfield http://www.moondancewithrob.blogspot.com/
Derelicts Underneath the Bleachers http://www.twitarded.blogspot.com/
The Press Box http://www.mamacougar.blogspot.com/
The Locker Room http://www.edbrella.blogspot.com/ <--- You are here!
Spring Training http://www.starlitviolets.blogspot.com/
I walked slowly back to the locker room, smiling as I thought about how we'd just annihilated the other team. My pitching had been on fire, they just couldn't handle me today. Well, all but one of them anyway; Jasper Whitlock. He'd managed to hit a home run, the only one his team managed all game. I was almost certain it was because he'd distracted me when he stepped up to the plate. When he did his practice swings, I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles as they rippled under his tight uniform. His thighs were firm as they held him in position. What I wouldn't give to have them hold me in position.
I rounded the corner and stopped in my tracks. There, standing outside the guest team's changing room, was none other than Jasper Whitlock, in all his tight-assed glory. His eyes, roamed the length of my body, lingering over my crotch, before coming up to rest on my face. Fuck, he'd just been checking me out. I wondered if he was interested in playing another game with me and walked over to stand in front of him, holding out my hand for him to shake.
“"Hi, I'm Edward. I bat for the other team."
Well, techinically I pitched, but I hoped he'd get my meaning.
Friday, 4 March 2011
4. You are visited by an angel. You are on a crossroads, one way means you can help many people and change the world for the better but you would be poor and struggling - although surrounded by loved ones. The other way means you get to live the high life with money, sex with beautiful people and mixing with the rich and famous but are racked with guilt, loneliness and will die alone. Which way do you take?
Thursday, 3 March 2011
So, it's been a while, but seeing as a few of you helped TwiWeasel blow some of the cobwebs away yesterday I thought we might as well lift the old Community FanFic tomes down from the shelf and see if we can write another chapter.
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Ok, I'm done making excuses...
Well, for starters, Chimpsten is finally back home after a long visit to the States!
Welcome back, Whore! We missed ya!!
(Note from Stan ~ *coughing through the dust* Excellent choice, ho! I'm so close to 600 reviews too *bats eyelashes at prospective reader/reviewers*)
(Another excellent choice, jeez, you'll be recc'ing Jasper fics next to excite us all!)
(Like I said...)
That should be enough to tide you over. For a while...
Erm...an Edbrella post with no pic of Rob? I don't think so Wease!
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Wow, well hey, hello, how are you? It's a little dusty in here...someone's not been keeping up with the housekeeping! I'm saying nothing...I hate dusting...only when you can write in it do I deign to get the polish and a cloth out...or if I have visitors then I go mental. If they're good friends or family...meh! They're used to it...but I digress....
Here I am, newly dusted off!!
Oooo it's a Festive Friday Fun Five...
Ooooo can we go there on Fridays please?!
Um so it's been a while...there's been a few up and downs, goings on and a general malaise amongst us to do with blogging. It's not that we don't love Rob or the others, we do but...life goes on and some of us have been writing or baking or just being really, really busy at work. We're all looking forward to BD part 1 and we can't wait for WFE but somehow we've all kinda shifted a little. Not exactly moved on but sorta side stepped a wee bit, a kind of hiatus if you like. But I'm sure we will pop up from time to time and post something so please...keep your alerts on, check back, poke us on FB to see what's happening....so to the questions...
Sigh, we've just been a little down or busy
1) What is the worst Christmas present you have ever received?
2) What do you usually do on Christmas Day? Do you have a family traditions you carry out and if so what are they?
We all liked to gather round and stick cactii on our heads
3) What would make your perfect Christmas? Go wild, it doesn't have to be real and there are noooooo recriminations!
Well he would make it pretty perfect hehe
I could really use him about now, bloody snow!
4) Ok you have received a truly hideous gift from your Twilight/True Blood love God, you really cannot stand this present, do you (a) regift it and hope they never find out, even though you all hang with the same people or (b) hide it and just drag it out whenever they're around?
I don't look happy do I? What did he get me?
Perhaps a cartoonized self portrait Xmas card of him
(I'd much rather see a photograph of Eric in pink spandex...sigh, that would be something to treasure lol)
5) How do you use up those Christmas leftovers? LOL well I wonder about these things!
Give em to this guy obviously!
6) Do you have any New Years Resolutions? What are they and do you think you can do it? Or if you'd rather not say they're resolutions, have you decided to have a go at something or change something in 2011?
I love Calvin & Hobbs and this goes for all of you, I love you all the way you are, you're perfect!
Well that's it...if you'd like the FFF to continue then I won't say it will be every week but I don't mind doing the odd one and I'll email whoever wins and get them to send me the questions if I can get hold of them...
Couple of housekeeping things....Take care over the holidays, no drinking and driving..you know what they say....
Merry Christmas you lovely ho bags, have a fantastic time and a Happy New Year to all!
Friday, 19 November 2010
We're starting with a clean slate this week. I know you know the rules, but just in case there are some newbies, this is how it works. There will be five random questions, and you will type your answers in the Comments. Don't be shy. Yes, that's a house rule ;) Early next week, someone will be chosen as the winner. That person will pick out the questions for the next FFF and email them to Stan or Nibbles. Easy, right? Right.
Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to put a little spin on it today. Cue the music, please.
"I think so, Lisa."
"Never think, Rob. It will only make you more nervous."
and what is/was its name."