So, when TwiWeasel was the first one of us to post on here this year and you started to comment, it felt a little like that picture up there. You know, the one you're probably still looking at now instead of reading this *taps fingers impatiently waiting for everyone to catch up*. Ok, are you done deciding whether you'd rather be the Stew or the man kneeling behind Rob with a bird's eye view of his arse and his hands on his naked skin? Good, let's move on.
So, it's been a while, but seeing as a few of you helped TwiWeasel blow some of the cobwebs away yesterday I thought we might as well lift the old Community FanFic tomes down from the shelf and see if we can write another chapter.
"I'm ready, Stan."
OK then, here we go!
Edward pushed on the door, pausing for a moment when it didn't give at all before shoving it forcefully. It opened suddenly and he fell into the dark hallway, choking slightly on the cloud of dust that had billowed up as he hit the floor.
As his coughing subsided, he got to his feet and took a good look around. His heart grew heavy at the sight that met his eyes. The building that had once been so full of life and laughter - most of it dirty - now stood neglected.
Hearing a sudden sound from the kitchen, he moved along the hallway and nudged the door open. An unexpected sight met his eyes - Jasper! And he was naked, a fluffy white rooster under his arm.
"Jas!" gasped Edward, his eyes roaming over his former friend and fuck-buddy's lean. yet muscled body. "Man, that's some magnificent Silkie cock you have there. Can I stroke it?" he asked, his attention caught by the rooster.
"All this time Edward, and the first thing you're asking for a feel of my cock?" Jasper was shocked at his friend's reaction....
So - who's next? Remember to post to say if you're going next so we don't have multiples!
"Hey, Stan, can I put my pants back on now?"
Not yet, we haven't finished with you!
I hate impatient men *tut*