Thursday, 3 March 2011

Now Dusting off Community FanFic Thursday!


So, when TwiWeasel was the first one of us to post on here this year and you started to comment, it felt a little like that picture up there.  You know, the one you're probably still looking at now instead of reading this *taps fingers impatiently waiting for everyone to catch up*.  Ok, are you done deciding whether you'd rather be the Stew or the man kneeling behind Rob with a bird's eye view of his arse and his hands on his naked skin?  Good, let's move on.


So, it's been a while, but seeing as a few of you helped TwiWeasel blow some of the cobwebs away yesterday I thought we might as well lift the old Community FanFic tomes down from the shelf and see if we can write another chapter.

"I'm ready, Stan."

OK then, here we go!

    Edward pushed on the door, pausing for a moment when it didn't give at all before shoving it forcefully.  It opened suddenly and he fell into the dark hallway, choking slightly on the cloud of dust that had billowed up as he hit the floor.

  As his coughing subsided, he got to his feet and took a good look around.  His heart grew heavy at the sight that met his eyes.  The building that had once been so full of life and laughter - most of it dirty - now stood neglected.

  Hearing a sudden sound from the kitchen, he moved along the hallway and nudged the door open.  An unexpected sight met his eyes - Jasper!  And he was naked, a fluffy white rooster under his arm.
  "Jas!" gasped Edward, his eyes roaming over his former friend and fuck-buddy's lean. yet muscled body.  "Man, that's some magnificent Silkie cock you have there.  Can I stroke it?" he asked, his attention caught by the rooster.

  "All this time Edward, and the first thing you're asking for a feel of my cock?"  Jasper was shocked at his friend's reaction....


So - who's next?  Remember to post to say if you're going next so we don't have multiples!

"Hey, Stan, can I put my pants back on now?"
Not yet, we haven't finished with you! 
 I hate impatient men *tut*

24 comments:

Becky said...

It's my go *in a singsong voice*

Becky said...

"All this time Edward, and the first thing you're asking for a feel of my cock?" Jasper was shocked at his friend's reaction....

"Well, Jasper," Edward replied, a grin spreading across his face,"You shouldn't have it out and on display, if you don't want me to look at it." Edward moved a little closer, causing Jasper to back up against the wall.

"I mean, it's such a fine specimen, of course I'm going to want to touch it. I want to feel it's softness on my fingers."

He took the final step towards Jasper's magnificent cock and tentavely stretched out his hand towards it. As his fingers connected with it's silky smoothness, Edward couldn't help but moan.

"Oh Jasper," he breathed, "It feels so good."

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFLMAO...Are you writing about Edbrella and the dirty ho's here who LURVE to read slash...LOL....OMG, I needed a laugh this morning.

Ok, My go!

TigerlilyRose said...

Jasper laughed, "Its just a chicken, Edward! Of course, if it is cock you are after, I do have another option for you."

Edward withdrew his hand from the roosters silky fluff. He grabbed Jasper and kissed him hard. When they came up for air, Edward broke the silence. "WHERE have you been? I have been looking for you all over this Godforsaken city. And why, pray tell am I finding you stark naked in an abandon crackhouse, holding a Silkie Cock?"

Jasper chuckled. "Lover you wouldn't believe me, if I told you!"

Edward took a deep breath and took a seat on an upturned milk crate, that he was pretty sure had been used in a meth lab last.

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

I can't write slash but maybe I can do Jaspers shenanigans... and my go!

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

Jasper chuckled. "Lover you wouldn't believe me, if I told you!"

Edward took a deep breath and took a seat on an upturned milk crate, that he was pretty sure had been used in a meth lab last.

“I met this girl named Alice. Now don’t start with whatever you’re going to say about her. We met at club Eclipse.” he said with a wry smile.

“Go on.”

“She loves cock. I mean rooster cock. Wait, that didn’t come out right. She loves roosters, which we know is cock.” he chuckled and that was when Edward realized he was baked.

“Okay Jas, so you met a girl named Alice that loves cock... got it. So why are you naked in this house?”

“I was getting to that. Alice asked me to get my hands on a cock. I laughed and told her I would. So I walk up to this dude in the club, he was huge, really tall and bulky like a linebacker, I asked him if he wouldn’t mind coming to talk with this girl.” Jasper snorted. “When he followed me back to the table I asked him if I could put my hands on his cock. He punched me in the gut and Alice was hysterically laughing. After the big man left Alice explained she wanted a rooster. You know how hard it is to find a rooster at this time of night? But I managed to get my hands on this perfect cock.” He said petting the roosters silky feathers.

“That still doesn’t explain why you’re here and naked.” Edward huffed.

“Shesh, impatient much?” Jas asked with a roll of his eyes. “Alice asked if there was some place private we could go so I brought her here. She’s upstairs waiting for me. I had to run down here when I heard a noise. This cock really likes to get into trouble. Do you want to hold my cock while I’m banging Alice?” Edward wasn’t sure how to take that question but he knew what he truly wanted.

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

Can I just say I have never written that word so much... ever. You know cock <-there I go again bwahahaha

Stan said...

ROFL! Excellent!

Can't go at the mo - kids need food or something *rolls eyes* but I'll be back later x

StarlitViolets said...

My turn!!!

StarlitViolets said...

"Do you want to hold my cock while I’m banging Alice?” Edward wasn’t sure how to take that question, but he knew what he truly wanted....

Slowly, Edward stepped toward Jasper's cock. Involuntarily, Jasper dropped the rooster to the floor. As it scritch-scratched its way across the uneven wooden plank flooring, Edward made a decisive move. Never had they needed each other so much. Never had they been apart for so long. And never had they shared a kiss such as this.

The urgency grew within Edward's chest, as Jasper entangled his fingers through his bronze-colored mess of hair. Both began to breathe heavily, wrapping arms and legs around each other, entwined the deepest of kisses.

Deaf to Alice's approaching footsteps, Jasper and Edward continued in their passionate reunion.

17foreverlisa said...

I'm not here for the cock. What? You don't belive me? *tut*

Gemma: I'd rather be the Stew. She gets to go home with him and do all sorts of things with his arse and nekkid skin. Just sayin'.

SV: Look at you go!

Kassie: Hang on. My turn...

17foreverlisa said...

The urgency grew within Edward's chest, as Jasper entangled his fingers through his bronze-colored mess of hair. Both began to breathe heavily, wrapping arms and legs around each other, entwined the deepest of kisses.

Deaf to Alice's approaching footsteps, Jasper and Edward continued in their passionate reunion.

"What's this boys? A cock fight?" Alice folded her arms and grinned at them.

Breaking their kiss, Edward turned to look over his shoulder, his green eyes hooded, breathing labored. Frowning.

Jasper smirked. "Placing any bets on who the winner will be, Alice?"

Ever the voyeur, Alice scooped up the rooster and sat down on the milk crate. "From where I'm sitting, I'd say the winner will be me. Never bet against Alice."

Jasper slid his hand along the side of Edward's jaw and neck. "Look at me, Edward."

Edward obeyed and when Jasper crashed his lips against his, he let out a moan and forgot all about Alice.

Sucking and biting, teeth clashing, Jasper placed his hands on Edward's hips and started walking him backwards. When Edward's ass was up against the butcher block in the center of the kitchen, he pulled away from his mouth, licked along his jawline, and then whispered into his ear, "Turn around."

Edward turned around and splayed both hands on top of the butcher block, head hanging down down, eyes closed, panting.

Jasper made quick work of unbuttoning Edward's jeans and pushing them down to mid-thigh. "Still going commando, I see," he laughed softly, turning to give Alice a wink.

TigerlilyRose said...

AHHHH> hell! I want to write the next scene sooooo bad....but it seems wrong to do it at the office....lol. If Hubs finds out i am writing porn in his office, I will be in the Chicken coop tonight....

I WILL be back later though...Promise!

Stan said...

Any cocks in your coop Lace?

StarlitViolets said...

I'm gonna ride once again - my turn!

StarlitViolets said...

Jasper made quick work of unbuttoning Edward's jeans and pushing them down to mid-thigh. "Still going commando, I see," he laughed softly, turning to give Alice a wink...

She took her cue and immediately glided over to the boys. Trailing her fingertips across Jasper's lean, muscular shoulders and down his arm, Alice crouched. Edward's pants were across the room before he'd even realized they were being removed. Suddenly, Edward was in the middle of his own fantasy. As Jasper entered him from behind, his cock was thrust down Alice's throat.

Overcome with pleasure, Edward's head began to spin. He planted his hands on the butcher block for support. Then Jasper began to gain enthusiasm. The intensity rooted in Edward's core creeped through his entire body with a cold tingling chill. Alice's rhythmic mouth harmonized perfectly with Jasper's penetration.

Climax was fast approaching and Edward wondered if any being had felt such deeply satisfying physicality in the history of man. Waves of pure joy washed through his body relentlessly, pushing him farther into that place of ecstasy that can only be glimpsed.

Feeling Edward's pleasure and hearing his moans pushed Jasper to the brink. He grabbed Edward's hips and thrust vigorously, joining in Edward's lasting moments of absolute orgasm.

As the two slowed their rhythm, panting and sweaty, they soon realized Alice was not to be denied her own pleasure and had found a VERY interesting way to get herself off...

17foreverlisa said...

HOLY HALE, AMY! I'm going to need a moment . . . and then a cigarette.

TwiWeasel said...

DAYUM you're all GOOD!!! I'm going to be good too, since I'm still at work. Meaning, I won't continue this atm, as much as I'd like to.

TigerlilyRose said...

What? NO LUBE? Jeez SV you could have at least had alice slobber on it...LMAO.

My turn!

StarlitViolets said...

Can you take care of that for me, TLR??? ;)

WV: partai... in my pants.

TigerlilyRose said...

Watching Alice get herself off was making the guys hard again. As she slurped the remnants of his cosmic explosion off Edward's cock, she was rhythmically bringing herself to a hard climax.

Looking closer they realized she was rocking back and forth on her own hand. Her fingers buried to the knuckles in her wet hole.

The boys groaned with anticipation of what was to come.

When she had licked the last of the cum from Edward's rebounding cock, she looked up at them. And came all over her hand.

When she had collected herself, she grinned at them and said, "come upstairs, boys. I'm just getting warmed up" with a wink she ran up the stairs...

StarlitViolets said...

When she had collected herself, she grinned at them and said, "come upstairs, boys. I'm just getting warmed up" with a wink she ran up the stairs...

Alice ran up the stairs, followed by Jasper, who was playfully chased by Edward. Once they crested the second floor, Edward was met with a sight that literally dropped his jaw. It was the most spectacularly promising room he'd ever laid eyes on.

Dim lighting only added to the upstair's mystique. Strange, spiced scents met his nose as a haze veiled his eyes. Dark corners held unkown surprises and the open loft above the dank downstairs was built for pleasure. Leather straps hung from the walls, as well as an assortment of paddles, differing sized ropes and bonds, and more handcuffs than the local police station owned.

Edward stepped onto the plush carpet and sank an inch. Each step seemed to bounce back at him. Through the haze, he followed Jasper's naked body, further into the corner that seemed to be the origin of all the incense smoke. As the scene came into focus, Edward was greeted by a long black table with several straps and buckles. On the table was the most beautiful female form he'd ever had the pleasure to lay eyes on. She looked wild and almost hungry. Her hair was tangled and Edward was sure she had fangs of some sort.

Alice danced around the table, depostiting her clothing each piece at a time as she went. The wild woman seemed to be entranced with Alice. And soon, Edward was equally entranced. The feel of her warm tongue caressing his dick from inside her mouth all came back to him and he was ready for MORE.

TwiWeasel said...

@TLR you and I had the exact same thought. I just assumed that SLV skipped writing the lube part to save time. Either that, or Rimming is a hard limit for her. Just sayin'.

@SLV you just took this from porn without plot to...dun, dun, dun! The plot (and Edward's cock) thickens.

OK...my turn.

TwiWeasel said...

Alice danced around the table, depostiting her clothing each piece at a time as she went. The wild woman seemed to be entranced with Alice. And soon, Edward was equally entranced. The feel of her warm tongue caressing his dick from inside her mouth all came back to him and he was ready for MORE.

Edward stepped toward the woman on the table just as she lunged at him with a growl. The only thing keeping her hands from him was the fact that she was strapped down.

With a tinkling laugh, Alice said, "Edward, this is Bella. I think she likes you." She turned to Jasper, who's attention had been focused on a wall filled with floggers and whips of all shapes and sizes. "Jazz," she purred, stalking toward him. "See something you like?"

A snarl...yes a snarl, from the table drew Edward's attention back to Bella. Her teeth were bared at him and, yes, those were definately fangs. Rather than freaking him out, Edward felt his cock get impossibly harder.

Cautiously, he stepped toward the table, and again, Bella lunged toward him, but the straps held. He walked around her, brushing his fingers up her torso to her bare breasts, pausing to pinch her nipples slightly. Bella's sharp intake of breath was her only reaction. He leaned over, maintaining eye contact with her, and licked her nipple. Bella's head fell back and Edward was sure he heard her suppress a moan.

Edward's head was fuzzy with the combination of the scent of the burning incense and the scent of her arousal. It was his only excuse he as he rounded the end of the table where her legs were splayed apart and strapped down. He had no thought other than finding out if she tasted as good as she smelled.

Edward climbed onto the table between her legs and buried his face in her dripping pussy. He was so lost in her taste and smell and feel, that he didn't hear when the strap holding one of her hands finally gave way...