Wednesday, 27 July 2011

The Locker Room




Hey, it's the Wease here.  Welcome to The Locker Room (Note from Stan ~ I wondered what that smell was...) Edition of Community Fan Fiction. We've dusted off our "dirty thinking caps" because today we will be hosting a "Lisa-fied" version of CFF, which, of course, means ALL SLASH - ALL THE TIME!!


"What? Community Fan Fiction?" You say. "It's not Thursday!"

No, it's not, but today is 17ForeverLisa's birthday, and we've officially declared the day to be

 "Man-Love Wednesday!"


We all know how much Lisa enjoys reading a good slash fic...so pull on your jock straps, girls, and grab yourself *snicker* a "dirty thinking cap" and let's write some lemony goodness of the male variety!



Ok, if you're new to CFF, this is how it works.  We'll start you off with an opener, then everyone joins in to add whatever they like; a sentence, a paragraph - it's all good, but fill it with plenty of man-lovin' goodness in honour of Lisa's birthday!  Oh!  And keep coming back and joining in, it's definitely not a 'one-turn only' experience, the more the merrier!

There's only one rule in CFF, and we learnt this one from experience: leave a comment to say you're taking a turn before going to write your contribution, otherwise it can end up with multiple simultaneous postings and we lose our flow ;o).

Le Sigh...

If you haven't visited the other blogs involved in the celebrations, here's a full list - for clicking on while you wait between turns here of course ;o)


HomeRun http://www.dangrdafne.blogspot.com/

First Base http://www.robmusement.blogspot.com/

Second Base http://www.twilightjunkiesanonymous.blogspot.com/

Shortstop http://www.pattinsonpost.tumblr.com/

Third Base http://www.sotwired.blogspot.com/

Home Plate http://www.twibite.blogspot.com/

Extra Innings w/Grand Slam http://www.tonguetwied.blogspot.com/

The Dugout http://www.twikiwi.blogspot.com/

7th Inning Stretch http://www.robzsinger.blogspot.com/

The Beer Vendor http://www.musingbella.blogspot.com/

The Outfield http://www.moondancewithrob.blogspot.com/

Derelicts Underneath the Bleachers http://www.twitarded.blogspot.com/

The Press Box http://www.mamacougar.blogspot.com/

The Locker Room http://www.edbrella.blogspot.com/ <--- You are here!

Spring Training http://www.starlitviolets.blogspot.com/




Ok, Hobags, here we go!  Let's make this slashtastically epic!  (Intro by Becky)

The Locker Room

“Come on, Edward.” I think you can go get changed and join the rest of the team.

“Thanks coach.” I gingerly got up, not wanting another dizzy spell to park me back on my ass. As I straightened up, I was a little unsteady but nothing major. Getting a baseball to the head is a real bitch!

I walked slowly back to the locker room, smiling as I thought about how we'd just annihilated the other team. My pitching had been on fire, they just couldn't handle me today. Well, all but one of them anyway; Jasper Whitlock. He'd managed to hit a home run, the only one his team managed all game. I was almost certain it was because he'd distracted me when he stepped up to the plate. When he did his practice swings, I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles as they rippled under his tight uniform. His thighs were firm as they held him in position. What I wouldn't give to have them hold me in position.

I rounded the corner and stopped in my tracks. There, standing outside the guest team's changing room, was none other than Jasper Whitlock, in all his tight-assed glory. His eyes, roamed the length of my body, lingering over my crotch, before coming up to rest on my face. Fuck, he'd just been checking me out. I wondered if he was interested in playing another game with me and walked over to stand in front of him, holding out my hand for him to shake.

“"Hi, I'm Edward. I bat for the other team."

Well, techinically I pitched, but I hoped he'd get my meaning.

And.....GO!




83 comments:

StarlitViolets said...

Awesome post! I'm writing right now...

LMFAO! No joke - my WV is "penia!" I think they KNOW. ;)

Becky said...

lmao! how apt.

TwiWeasel said...

Hurry SV, hurry!

Stan said...

Yay! Lol xx

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFL...."I bat for the other team" ...well technically I pitch! BWAHAHAHA.....perfect word play wease!

TwiWeasel said...

Becky wrote that part! I wrote the intro, and Stan wrote the middle part. You can see where the spelling changes to Brit. LOL!!

TigerlilyRose said...

lol....well brilliant job Becky then~

itsjustme1217 said...

"I bat for the other team" has me in stitches.
Happy birthday Lisa

Becky said...

Ta, lol.

Come on SV, Gemma is itching to write some bo porn, lol.

StarlitViolets said...

One look at his expression told me he knew EXACTLY what I meant.

"Pleasure to me you, Edward. I guess I could say the same," he said and then flashed a crooked grin that melted my insides. He was gorgeous. I knew I should say something, but my eyes kept staring at his mouth. I hoped I'd get the chance to taste it.

Finally, I thought of something to say but was afraid to come off slutty. After a heartbeat, he voiced what I'd been too chicken to say.

"Do... play any OTHER games?"

I felt the blush in my cheeks immediately and nodded coyly. YES! He wasn't afraid to be bold. I wondered if that carried over into any other activities I could imagine myself engaging in with him.

The players began filing out of the locker room and neither Jasper or I had showered yet, but asking a guy I just met to shower with me seemed too forward. But I could feel my body respond to the thought.

Then Jasper said the boldest thing a guy had ever said to me...

Becky said...

That line is all Gemma! It's fab isn't it?

TigerlilyRose said...

we all are! *jumps up and down excitedly* come on come on come oooonnnnnn!

StarlitViolets said...

GAH!

"Do you... play any other games?"

Becky said...

Well done SV, that was fab :)

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks Becky! Your intro was easy to PLAY off of. ;)

TigerlilyRose said...

who's next?

StarlitViolets said...

Can I just say it feels AWESOME to be doing CFF again!

Stan said...

You! Go!

Stan said...

Amy, Becky and I have been toying with starting a CFF blog ;o)

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO....ok I go!

StarlitViolets said...

TLR - GO!!! And quit jumping, it looks like you're doing the pee pee dance. ;)

TwiWeasel said...

Yeah, TLR...plus, you don't need two black eyes!

StarlitViolets said...

A blog dedicated to P0RN???!!! Oh - I'm SO in the right place!

See Lisa? We have sacrificed so greatly to bring you boy p0rn. LOL! I've never even READ slash and I can't stop thinking of WRITING it now. Tee hee...

TigerlilyRose said...

The players began filing out of the locker room and neither Jasper or I had showered yet, but asking a guy I just met to shower with me seemed too forward. But I could feel my body respond to the thought.

Then Jasper said the boldest thing a guy had ever said to me...


"So....do you pitch in the showers too?" Oh my GOD! His croaked smile was going to the be the death of me.

I tried to hide my blush by looking at the floor...."Uh, actually, I am more of a catcher off the field."

We watched as the last of the other players left the locker room doors. "Well. That is good news."

And he pulled me to him and kissed me.

TigerlilyRose said...

FFS crooked smile...not croaked

and I am so on board with the CFF blog!

StarlitViolets said...

Good job TLR! And I'm glad I'm not the only one with type-0s. ;)

I can't wait to read what's next. Who's up to bat?

Becky said...

Ooh, I loved that TLR.

Where's Dani? I think she wanted to go next.

TwiWeasel said...

Here I am...I'll go. Gimme a sec.

TwiWeasel said...

And he pulled me to him and kissed me.

I groaned at the feel of his chest against mine and the taste of him in my mouth. Jasper boldly let his hands wander, and while I was still thinking (relatively) clearly, I pulled him backward through the locker room door, only pausing to lock it.

Breaking our kiss, I pulled him toward the showers, checking to see that the locker room was, indeed empty. Meeting his eye, and trying to be as bold as he had, but blushing all the while, I told him, "I have to see you naked. NOW."

There was no arguement on his part as we hastily stripped out of our uniforms and resumed our kissing, but this time our sweat slick bodies rubbed together, making my cock throb with the need for release.

Jasper backed into the water, pulling me with him. The combination of the water, and his scent was driving me wild, and almost before I knew what I was doing, I dropped to my knees. Grasping him, I licked him from base to tip before taking his entire length into my mouth until he hit the back of my throat. His fingers threaded into my hair, and I hummed in appreciation. With Jaspers hands on my head to guide me, I snaked one hand down to stroke myself, but before I'd made even one full stroke, Jasper's hard voice said, "Don't you dare touch your cock. It belongs to me..."

Becky said...

Woohoo! Go Wease you dirty ho.

Right, me next....

TigerlilyRose said...

OOO....Dom Jasper!

TwiWeasel said...

Of course I went with a blow job...it's one of my favorite past times! LMAO!

StarlitViolets said...

DAYUM!!! I'm just amazingly proud of your mad skillz, Wease! That was hot!

TwiWeasel said...

*takes a bow*

Thank you!! I've been...er...practicing. Writing, I mean. NOt giving blow jobs. I don't need practice with that.

Becky said...

With Jaspers hands on my head to guide me, I snaked one hand down to stroke myself, but before I'd made even one full stroke, Jasper's hard voice said, "Don't you dare touch your cock. It belongs to me..."

Holy fuck! I nearly came on the spot just from hearing his commanding tone. I moved my hand immediately, bringing it back up to rest on Jasper's thigh. With my other hand firmly gripping the base of his cock, I continued to suck him down. His hands tightened in my hair as he began to thrust harder into my mouth. My cock was begging for attention, but I resisted, knowing that whatever Jasper had instore for me would be well worth the wait.

"Play with my balls." he moaned out, his head now resting back against the tiled wall with his eyes closed. Obediently I moved my hand from his thigh, snaking it round to cup his balls and tug on them gently.

It was all he needed to send him over the edge and he shot hot streams of cum down my throat. I greedily swallowed it all.

He gently stroked my hair while he took a moment to get his breath back. When he opened his eyes and looked down at me,he had a lazy grin on his face.

"Now it's your turn..."

TwiWeasel said...

Niiiiiiice...

TigerlilyRose said...

sttaaaaannnnnn....your turn!!!!!!

Becky said...

Who's next then? *taps foot*

Stan said...

Oh God, I don't know if i can write slash! One way to find out I guess. Here Becky, hold this *hands over can of cider and hunches over keyboard*

StarlitViolets said...

YAY Stan!!!

I bet Jasper was "hunched over" too a moment ago. ;)

We should take all of this and put it into a document for Lisa so she can keep her bday slash CFF.

Becky said...

I'm drinking that cider, btw :)

rottymama said...

Gotta think about this one.

Stan said...

He gently stroked my hair while he took a moment to get his breath back. When he opened his eyes and looked down at me,he had a lazy grin on his face.

"Now it's your turn..."

My heart beat faster as Jasper pushed steadily on my chest until I had to put my hands down behind me to stop myself toppling backwards. Still he leaned against me, forcing me to straighten my legs out in front. Bending his knees, he crouched down over me, causing the weeping tip of my hard, throbbing cock to brush against his ass as he shifted back to straddle my thighs. I whimpered at the brief contact, and he fixed me with a lusty gaze.
"Look at you," he said as he grabbed my chin between his thumb and forefinger. "You're so fucking pretty." I gasped, not only at his words, but at the harsh way that he spoke them. There was something in his tone that made my cock twitch.
He leaned forward and kissed me roughly, his tongue almost battling against mine. I was dying to get my hands on him again, but there was no way that I could move my hands, supporting me as they were.
Before I could think anymore about it, I felt something that made me groan at a volume even greater than the water flowing all around us...

Stan said...

There! That wasn't so bad, I guess *Grabs cider back*

Becky said...

Woohoo!

See, you're a born slash writer!

TwiWeasel said...

I'll have one more go, then I'm outtie.

Stan said...

That's what she said ;o)

TwiWeasel said...

Before I could think anymore about it, I felt something that made me groan at a volume even greater than the water flowing all around us...

Jasper had reached behind himself, grabbing my cock in a death grip and oh, god it was good. He stroked me a few times before letting go and scooting backward so his head was hovering over my throbbing erection. With a hand on either side of my hips, and a knee on either my thighs, I was essentially pinned down, which made my heart beat even faster.

Leaning down, Jasper met my eye before licking the drop from the tip of my cock. "MMmmmm..." he murmured before engulfing me in his mouth. His mouth was so hot, and he knew exactly what to do with his tongue and teeth. I'd had no idea that teeth could feel so good on my dick, but I did now. Sucking harder, Jasper brought me to the brink...and then stopped. "Oh, no," he smiled. "You're not ready to cum just yet."

Leaning on one arm, he quickly slid two fingers into my panting mouth. Immediately, I sucked hard, but he slid them out of my mouth as he moved off of my legs, settling in between. Next thing I knew, I was groaning again at the sensation of Jasper rubbing his wet fingers against my ass. My position opened me up for him, and it wasn't long before he was fucking me with his fingers.

TwiWeasel said...

That's it for now, girls. Catch you all tomorrow.

Lisa...hope you're enjoying this!

TongueTwied said...

It's sounding great so far!

Well I wish I could be so talented that I could write off the cuff (or off the strap) but I'm not!

But I do want to thank you bigtime for opening up shop for this occasion and joining in today! :)

Jayla said...

oh how i've missed CFF! wonderful ladies.

HBD Lisa

v/w: gissm (LOL)

UtterlyAbsurd Bella said...

Wow! You girls are amazing! I wish I could write off the top of my head like that! I just stopped by to say Hi! and read what y'all are writing. Dayum!!! Great "job"!

TigerlilyRose said...

I have so never written slash before. but i figure how totally different can it be really :) Hope this doesn't suck....I will go next

TigerlilyRose said...

Leaning on one arm, he quickly slid two fingers into my panting mouth. Immediately, I sucked hard, but he slid them out of my mouth as he moved off of my legs, settling in between. Next thing I knew, I was groaning again at the sensation of Jasper rubbing his wet fingers against my ass. My position opened me up for him, and it wasn't long before he was fucking me with his fingers.

"UH...oooohhhhhh..." I moaned as his gentle, callused fingers stroked in and out of me. The water running over us was like another set of warm fingers caressing my body as my locker room lover teased me to the brink of insanity.

When I thought I was going to burst from the sensations he was giving to me, I felt his warm tongue on my chest, trailing hot kisses all the way down my belly, following the narrow trail of hair to my cock. I sucked in my breath when his tongue touched my cock. His warm breath caressed my testicles and intensified the exquisite pleasure of his mouth.

Just when I was sure I could hold on no longer, he looked up at me with his beautiful puppy eyes and said.....

Dangrdafne said...

WOW!!

Two words from me:

Seventeen Men

TwiWeasel said...

Thanks, girls...I do believe I may have found my forte! LOL!

Lace, wonderful work.

DD...please expound on that. If there's a scene like that in Seventeen Men, I haven't gotten to it yet...YET!!

Ah, what the hell...I'll just add a bit.

TwiWeasel said...

Just when I was sure I could hold on no longer, he looked up at me with his beautiful puppy eyes and said, "Cum for me, Edward. NOW."

My orgasm exploded out of me before he even got his mouth back on my cock. I continued to pulse and shudder for a long while, and just as I came down, he shifted his fingers and pressed against that spot inside of me and bit down lightly on my twitching dick. I exploded again.

When I opened my eyes, Jasper was kneeling over me, stroking my hair, a look of...concern? on his face. "Are you ok?" He asked me. "You passed out."

"Well," I answered, struggling to sit up. "It's not every day that I take a baseball to the head and then have the sexiest guy on earth give me the two most mind blowing orgasms I've ever experienced in my life...all within the space of a couple of hours." Crap, after all we've done, HE'S the one to blush now?

Rising, Jasper helps me to stand. He kisses me lightly on the lips, before adjusting the water temperature and moving me around so the spray hits me. Quietly, almost reverently, he washes my body, but he doesn't meet my eyes. The silence stretches on, and eventually, I crack. "What's wrong?"

Jasper huffs a sigh, but still refuses to meet my eye. "I, uh...I don't want you to think less of me for doing this." He runs a hand through his hair. "I've never done something like this before. I'm not that guy..." he trails off.

"Jasper. Jasper, look at me." I rest my hand on his arm and wait until he looks up. "I am not that guy either. I've never done something like this, and honestly, until an hour or so ago, I never thought I would. But, I think there's something here...between us, I mean...a spark?" Gesturing between us, hoping he'll understand what I'm trying to say, even though I'm not sure I do.

His smile is brilliant and he pulls me into a hug. "I tell you what," he whispers in my ear. "Why don't we head out and grab something to eat, and uh, get to know each other."

I bark out a short laugh, and he joins in. "You know what I mean."

TwiWeasel said...

*shrug* It just felt right. There can still be more. They ARE two young, hot, horny men, after all.

Stan said...

Looks fine to me, Wease! After all, I'm sure Lisa's not just in this for the boy secks :oP. Ok, I'll go...

Becky said...

Ooh TLR & Wease I loved the bits you added!

Stan, going again? I knew once you tried it you'd want more, lol.

Stan said...

We got dried and dressed and made our way to the door, neither of us speaking as we exchanged shy glances.
"I, uh, have no idea about this town," Jasper confessed as we walked out into the parking lot.
"That's cool," I told him. "I know a great little place."

I led him to my car and opened the door for him, closing it once he was inside. I drove quickly, my stomach now growling for food with the game and my post-game activities taking their toll on my food reserves.

I pulled up outside a crappy looking bar.
"Here we are," I announced. Jasper looked at the bar and then turned to me, his eyebrows raised in question.
"Hey, trust, dude. It's great."
"If you say so," he said, clearly unconvinced.

We walked inside, my eyes taking a moment to adjust to the dim lighting. There was a guy with a guitar on a small stage at one end, singing, the sounds filling the room. As he finished his song there was a smattering of applause from the people sitting around the room. I pulled Jasper off to a table in a corner away from anyone else. He excused himself to go and use the bathroom and I sat playing with one of the beermats on the table as I waited for him to return. Suddenly I sensed somebody standing over me and looked up.
"Well, well. Edward Cullen."

Becky said...

ooh fab.

me next....

Becky said...

"Well, well. Edward Cullen."

Fuck!

"Hello,Jake. Fancy seeing you here." I replied,my voice laced with sarcasm.

Of all the people I could've possibly run into, Jake would have been bottom of the list. He and I had dated for about four months last year, until I found out he'd been whoring it around the whole time.

He had been my first serious relationship and I'd been devastated when I found out he didn't really give a shit about me.

"What do you want?" I asked, keeping an eye on the bathroom doors. I needed to get rid of him before Jasper came back.

"Well, I saw your car as I drove past and thought I'd just come in and say hi. For old time's sake."

"Yeah right." I snorted. "I dont fucking think so. Now tell me what the fuck you want and then go."

I looked at him expectantly, but as he opened his mouth to speak, it was another voice that I heard coming from behind him.

"Edward? What's going on?"

Shit.

Jake's head snapped round to look at who'd just spoken. His eyes widened as he took in all of Jasper's sexy-assed self.

"Who the fuck are you?"

StarlitViolets said...

Since I know Lisa hasn't gotten here yet, I think I'll have another go...

StarlitViolets said...

Jake's head snapped round to look at who'd just spoken. His eyes widened as he took in all of Jasper's sexy-assed self.

"Who the fuck are you?"

Jasper's face instantly hardened as he took in all 6 foot 4 of Jake. I was instantly sorry I'd brought my new crush to a place Jake might actually come to. Then Jasper said something that shocked the hell out of me.

"I'm with Edward, who the fuck are YOU?!"

With Edward??? Did he mean that in the way I wanted him to? For some inexplicable reason, Jasper and I had this explosive connection that had intensely solidified with our locker room lovin. And now it was clear he felt it too.

Jake looked back at me with utter shock in his eyes. He'd never expected me to get over him. How arrogant can a guy be? Switching my gaze to Jasper's dazzling crooked smile, I knew this was only the beginning.

MrsKassieCullen said...

Sorry I missed all the slash fun last night. What a great birthday present for Lisa :)

StarlitViolets said...

It's not too late Kassie!

Stan said...

Oh, go on then, I'll have another go ;o)

Stan said...

Jake looked back at me with utter shock in his eyes. He'd never expected me to get over him. How arrogant can a guy be? Switching my gaze to Jasper's dazzling crooked smile, I knew this was only the beginning.

"I'm the love of his life," Jake replied arrogantly, puffing his chest out. I snorted loudly.
"Yeah, maybe I thought you were for a while. You're not worth loving though, Jake, you proved that."

Jasper came and sat down next to me, throwing his arm casually around my shoulders.
"I think that's your cue to leave, asshole," Jasper told him. "You're around twenty seconds from interrupting something."
"Oh, yeah?" Jake asked, hands resting on the back of the chair in front of him. "Well don't let me stop you."

TwiWeasel said...

Who cares that I'm at work...I'll go.

17foreverlisa said...

This totally rocks cocks!!! I had no idea anyone knew about my little obsession. For those of you who didn't, I apologize, kind of. I wouldn't give up my story because of this though. LOL!

As the Brits say, this is fab! I want more, more, more.

Mwah!

TwiWeasel said...

"Oh, yeah?" Jake asked, hands resting on the back of the chair in front of him. "Well don't let me stop you."

And with that, Jasper turned to me, and kissed me, deeply. My fingers made their way to his hair as his tongue stroked mine. But before I could lose myself in the kiss, I heard Jake grumble, "You've got to be kidding me."


Like a flash, Jasper was out of the chair and Jake was on the floor. It all happened before I even opened my eyes!

"Did you just punch him," I asked increduluously.

"Um, yeah." He rubbed his knuckles. "Sorry about that."

I grinned at him, "Oh, don't be. You can be my hero anytime." He held his hand out for me, and I took it and stood. "I've suddenly lost my appetite," he murmured. "For food, that is."

As we walked away, Jake groaned on the floor. I glanced at him and snickered. I couldn't help myself!

Hand in hand, we walked out the door, to find a new place. Together.

17foreverlisa said...

I love you, Dani. That is all.

TwiWeasel said...

Crap...I keep trying to end the story, but not on purpose, really!!

TwiWeasel said...

I love you too, Lisa. I wouldn't write boy lovin for just anyone, you know. My desire for (at least a little) plot with my porn keeps showing up.

17foreverlisa said...

You know I feel the same way :)

Jaymes805 said...

Lisa, you must be REALLY important to me because I just popped my slash cherry for your birthday... and guess what. LOVED!!!! :)

17foreverlisa said...

Jaymes805 - Ruh-roh. You let the Edbrella gang pop your slash cherry? I've really led you to the dark side now? LOL!

Seriously, though, these girlz are my people and I love them to death. This was a great birthday present. Glad you stopped by, even if you had to peek through fingers while reading.

TwiWeasel said...

On behalf of the Edbrella gang, let me just say...I TOLD YOU SO!!

More thing...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

TwiWeasel said...

Of course you know that's suppose to say "One more thing..."

Sheesh!

thecoldshower said...

I know this may make me seem like a bitch but you got the best station of us all ;)
Hawt post bb!

TwiWeasel said...

Awww...you say the sweetest things!

RobzSinger said...

girls, i am in awe. uh-maze-ing. i'm not gonna even TRY to touch that.

happy b-day lisa!