Thank you for being Edbrella's Ho's :o)

This is TwiWeasel's fault.  She sent me a challenge a few days before Christmas asking me to fit various Twi-related things into the 12 days of Christmas.  I'm afraid to say that due to lack of time and brain-drain thanks to rattling off 2,500 words of Jingle Balls a night, I failed to deliver.

So, instead I've done this little tribute to you all, to the tune of The Golden Girls theme (like the I Love LA (RIP) reference?!).

Thank You for Being a Friend Ho

Thank you for being a Ho
I love you lots, just so you know
Your mouth is filthy, you're a pal and a twatwaffle

I'm not ashamed to say
You dirty fuckers always make my day
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited every ho you knew
You would see, the sparkle peen would be from me
and the card attached would say
Thank you for being a Ho

Thank you for being a Ho
Thank you for being a Ho
Thank you for being a Ho

If it's RPattz you lack
I'd surely share my Twi-photo crack
Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
You dirty fuckers always make my day
My hat is off, won;t you stand up and take a bow

And when RPattz gets older
With walking cane and sex hair of grey
If we could, we'll agree we both still would
And I'll stand real close and say
Thank you for being a Ho



*Wipes a tear away* thanks Ho's, I couldn't even imagine when I set up this outlet for my inane ramblings that I'd get to ramble with two other such fab Ho's and make friends with another great group.  And as for having people signing up to follow, I really didn't expect that and it's fab!  If you read us but have never posted in the comments we'd love to hear from you, even if it's just a hello, c'mon, join in the fun!

Ok, another couple of bits & pieces.  It was Christmas Day last Friday so we didn't post our Friday Fun Five.  I was here but guessed most of you might be busy doing other stuff LOL.  And then I forgot all about it in true Stan fashion, so here's what TigerlilyRose had to say about the results of her FFF questions a couple of weeks ago (if you want to refresh your memory after all the Christmas food and drink then it was posted here:

This was tough! The winner is Jelena for her admission of wanting to grope Alice on the life raft and her answers to number 5.


5. I'd totally do it. Even if I shagged Rob in private, everyone would hear about it, cause I'd be bragging my ass off. :D

I figure if she is willing to take one for the team here, she should win...maybe she will get a semen sample and we can have a Rob clone TOO!


So, Jelena, it's your turn to come up with the next Friday Fun Five questions.  I know you said on the other post that you have your brother staying, so I'll leave it up to you whether you want to get them to one of us for posting tomorrow or next Friday, either is fine :o)

And finally, sometimes the Gods just hand you a gift.  This time it was in the form of Christmas cards from my sister.  I had one and my Mum had one that I stole something off when I was visiting without even telling her, muahahahahaaaa!

And here's the result!

Yes, that's right!  Mini-E has his very own set of Jingle Balls! Wooooohoooooo!!  How fantastic is that?!  Oh, how I laughed as I blu-tac'd them in place then gave them a shake!  Of course, Mr Stan and Full Size Edward looked on disapprovingly, but I knew you Ho's would love it. 

One last thing....

(As usual I have no idea where I pilfered this from, no offence intended, please get in touch if you'd like crediting, and thank you!)

Happy New Year's Eve Ho's!