It has come to my attention that we have a Fan Fiction Virgin or two in our midst…that just won’t do. So, with no more frivolity on my part, I gladly hand over part of my Twi-Porn Stash. Use it wisely. Use it well.
1. Of course I’ll start out with Stan’s…duh! Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars It's Post-Breaking Dawn, Renesmee has reached maturity and is living with Jacob. When a threat to their relationship arrives that neither of them has anticipated, will it interfere with the inevitability that they thought their bond held? This story is incomplete with 15 chapters posted so far.
2. Next is Jelena’s…BTW, Jelena…I am sooooooo sorry that I didn’t have you on my favorites list. You are now. I had you in my favorites on my computer, but not on ff.net. The Canvas Bella is a curator and in a serious relationship. When she meets a handsome artist, her life becomes one of confusion and anguish. Will she decide to go with the comfortable familiarity of her old lifestyle, or will she jeopardize it all for an adventure? This story is incomplete with 3 chapters posted so far.
3. I popped my FF cherry with this one. Wide Awake I can’t find a synopsis for this story…you’ll just have to trust me. This story is fucking awesome! And it’s complete.
4. Ahhhh…Tattward. Clipped Wings & Inked Armor Haunted by her past Bella is broken and alone. Starting over, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist or will his own personal demons destroy them first? Rated M for langage and lemons. This story is incomplete with 34 chapters posted so far.
5. When the first two lines of the story are: “Mmmmmm…” and “Touch me there…yeah, right there…” you know it’s gonna be good. Cocktails & Dreams After a wild New Year's Eve, EMT Edward Masen is desperate to find his dream woman. Too bad he doesn't remember her name. Or her face. And, if he finds her, can he keep her? AU/AH All canon pairings, cause I can't stand E&B not to be together. Complete.
6. I love me some Rich Kid and Baby Swan. This is the one where James is a Drag Queen. Mr. Horrible They meet at a gallery, from two different worlds. Watch as they learn... oh, who am I kidding here? They meet. They are opposites. They attract. Rated M for serious potty mouth and scenes of the citrus variety. Complete.
7. It’s called Edward Wallbanger isn’t that enough? Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...Unfortunately, this story has been put on hiatus by the author, but I still think what’s she’s got so far is worth reading.
There you are my lovelies…some of my favorites. Please note that I said SOME!! There are more, oh yes, there are more…but I’m choosing not to post them all at this time. Don’t be so greedy! I’ll post more later! I promise.
Now, go forth and read. And remember…friends don’t let friends be Fan Fic Virgins.
One last thing...I do apologize for the lack of eye candy in this post, but I'm sure Stan or Mary will make up for it later.
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