Thursday, 17 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 17th December and a little fanfic surprise!

Hello whores, bitches & ladies *squinting*, sure there must be some ladies out there somewhere.

Sorry I've not been around yet, been working on a little surprise for you all, first off we'll do the calendar:

First the door, taken from my Christmas display yesterday, just cos I'm to lazy to look for owt else:



Yep, dueling Edbrellas around the tree!

And behind the door?
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Woooo!  It's PFach undressing himself!  Oh well, saves us doing it ;o)


Right, on to the surprise.  I decided to write you ladies a little bit of light-hearted lemony Christmas fun!  I'm hoping to write a bit each day.  Today's is longer than I planned because it's scene-setting, and sorry, no lemons as yet, am planning them for tomorrow though ;o).  I was going to post it here but it ended up a bit long so have put it on ff.net instead. 

Please read & review, no pressure or anything, but I did write it just for you ladies, there are some bits coming up that I know you lot will love!  (Anybody else maybe not so much, but the aim is for humour!)

So, here is the link to...Jingle Balls  Hope you like!

xx

8 days to go!!!

31 comments:

Jelena said...

I just added it to my list. Will definitely read it a bit later. I spent the whole afternoon putting myself in the mood to continue writing chapter 4.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I will settle down tonight and read your new chapter...can't wait!!!!!

Today is one of the "Little P's" birthday...so I may be AWOL for a while...but I'll be back later!!!

Mary said...

LOL Love it ;)
OMG @ that picture of PFach! mega drooling going on here
xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Yo, yo, yo the ho is in the hood; well it is jolly cold here, trying to fucking snow doncha know haha. Gemma I'm loving Cullens Toy's, Jingle Balls whatever, fabulous, waiting eagerly for chapter 2.

The festive season is upon us, the scaffolders are waving and making lewd gestures at people or is it just me. Honey is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me (fluffs hair). Work, blah, not so festive, I PROMISED myself I would work, no going on the internet, looking at Edbrella or Twibite or Trueblood, sigh, well it didn't fucking happen ok. I flirted on facebook and twissled on Edbrella, I took a bite into Truebloods Eric and peeked at Lisa's boy purely cos I hadn't seen the 8 pack.
Woah what little snow had fell sizzled and melted away. I think he was angling for more than a "honey which shirt looks best", by the way check out my stunning abs and snake hips. Lol ok thats the last time I go look, I promise Lisa bwahahahaha.
Ok well I've got my grubby hands on said copy of NM and am going to watch it now, so I'm gonna leave you all (where are you today) to it and maybe catch you later. Got a problem with an elderly friend of the family and the hubtard has dashed off to see what he can do bless him xx

Oh yeah i had a dream last night I was asked to take a PHD in physical medicine and had to find willing male bodies to study, I sooooo did not wanna get up this morning pmsl

TigerlilyRose said...

@ Stan...PFach is smokin'!!!*fans self*
And I will read your Chappy tonight, promise, cross my fingers...etc, etc, etc

@Mrs. P--tell little L Happy Birthday from all the Twi-ho-ho-ho's...

TLR
Tigerlilys Tirade

Becky said...

Afternoon girls. I would so like undress PFach, he just oozes sex! ...mmm....

@Stan - I just love your xmas fanfic. If you are going to post a bit everyday, it will be like having a fanfic advent calender, and so much more exciting, especially since you have promised us lemons!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Hap P birthday lil p, hope hehas a good day Mrs P, thanks formy twibite challenge badge, I don't have a blog to put it on so I posted it to my FB profile xx

Jelena said...

@Nibbleit - oh, I can't wait to see you attempt to answer in three sentences or less how you became obsessed with Twilight, hahahahahaha :p

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I did it, go on twibite then click on the pink badge and my answers are in the comments lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Here's my anawers to MrsP's 3rd twibite challenge

Twibite challenge here I come-
1) I read the books, fell in love with Edward. I saw the film, fell in total fucking lust with Rob. I found Twitarded ,Edbrella and now Twibite and fell in love with all my good twi ho's I met online.

2)Um total no brainer it would be Rob and I, I would pretend I can't swim and we both needed life jackets, Kristen would be all like I totally for sure can swim and I'm an adrelin er adrenalin er totally awesome hooked on doing stupid stuff type person anyway. Then she drowns, I discover I'm a natural swimmer and help Rob and console him in the only way I know how to by giving him a perfect bj. Mission accomplished.

3)I would go for the Monopoly but change it slightly so that I could monopolise the 2 of them into bed for some 3 way action-if you're reading this husband then its only fantasy and howthe fuck did you find this page anyway?!

4)Hmm, I'm gonna go with Kristen and the crapper, I can always say I'll be the body double (ahem) then I can check out Rob's sparkly wand of wonder and maybe just kind of manipulate him into my snow cave.

5)Fucking Hot pocket Rob without a doubt I would be crazy not to, Kellan and his spring breeze can go blow away, I need a little hot Rob in my pocket and would soon have his honky socks off anyway so I no care if his socks stink.

6) Following the Seus rule of thumb.

I would meet him in a boat,
I would meet him in just my coat
I would meet him in the air
I would meet him, I don't care
I would meet him in my bed
I know all this is in my head
I would meet him on the sand
and I would shake that sparly er wand
lmfao

7)Hmmmm well I would make sure I have my drinking head on along with my face guardand gum shield. I would drink your ass under the table, where I would proceed to the pound on you while Rob takes me from behind not realising you are under the table being stomped on-I'm a heartless wench when it comes to Rob, his hot pockets, sparkly wand and any other thing to do with him really

Jelena said...

Oh, so basically you cheated, cause that's not the way to earn the badge! :p But I guess your impatience got the best of you, LoL.

TwitardedMom said...

Hubba, hubba. Sugar Daddy Cullen sure looks good enough to eat.

I promise to read your fanfic tonight. They actually expect me to work in this cube. The nerve of some people!

17foreverlisa said...

@All - Hello! I'm here, but we're having our office Christmas party this afternoon, so I needed to get some RL stuff done first. Like reading Stan's Jingle Balls chapter. Hell, yeah, I have my priorities straight! (Even left a chapter review, Stan/Gemma. No bare desks here - lol.)

And since I don't have everyone's email addresses, I'm going to ask you lovely Twi-ho-hos to click here to retrieve your Christmas card from me. I was waiting, of course, to send it out on the 17th :)

Lisa

P.S.: Thanks for the yummy photo of PFach, too!

17foreverlisa said...

Looks like I screwed something up with the link. Let's try it again. Click here.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Aw thank you Lisa, I love the Rob Xmas card xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Jello did I cheat? I didn't know I had I was just having fun answering the questions for the hell of it and Mrs P gave me a badge, I didn't ask for one. How did I cheat? I'm confused, its easily done though lol

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Nibble---if you want your own set of questions...drop me an e-mail and I'll send them, then I'll post tham one day on the blog...for the world to see.

Stan said...

Meant to post this earlier, TigerlilyRose, don't forget to let one of us have your Friday Fun Five questions to post for you tomorrow, then you get to choose the winner to do the questions next time :o)

TwiWeasel said...

Hello all...just a quick "hello" to you here in Edbrella Towers...busier than fuck at work today. The first teller is gone so her duties *snicker* fall to me and that means I'm away from my desk all day (boo).

@ Mrs. P - Left my comment about my picture over on TwiBite...

Becky said...

@All. i was just curious to see who wites fanfic. i have read @stan's & @Jelena's (which are all fab), does anybody else write fanic?

Becky said...

Do I take it from the deathly silence that the answer is a big fat no?

Jelena said...

@Becky - JJ at Twitarded does, but I haven't read it yet. Writing takes up most of my free time, so I have yet to read those that TwiWeasel recommended. So far, I only read The Office, Stan's and My Yes, My No. I just don't have the time, sigh.

Becky said...

@Jelena, JJ's is good, but she doesnt update very often. I was just curious to see if you two were the only ones or if there were more lurking out there.

Stan said...

Hi Becky

TigerlilyRose is writing a story that you can see on her blog, but it's not a fanfic. As far as I know we're the only ones on here that write. Are you on Twitter? A lot of people on there do :o)

Becky said...

@stan - yes my twitter account is @bekmar1805. I follow @Twianficrecs, so I have plenty to work through. Since I had read your two's, didn't want to leave anyone out!

Stan said...

Aah, I've connected you and your Twitter now lol! @TwiFanficRecs is fab isn't it? That's where I got my last two from, been trying not to look though until I've got Tropic of Virgo finished!

Becky said...

@stan - I know, there are just loads out there! I fear I may be becoming an addict ( ok, theres no maybe), I have loads on the go!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan--Sent my FFF questions to Mary yesterday eve...their some good ones! Can't wait for the Fun!

TigerlilyRose said...

*slaps head* Duh...I meant they are some good ones...and I have an Degree in English...geez!

Mary said...

@TigerlilyRose I've not had them. I've just checked by trying to e mail myself from my profile and it's not working. Could you please send them again to mrs_n_wall@yahoo.co.uk

Mary said...

Panic not i've found them!! They went into my spam folder, how rude ;)