Thursday, 10 December 2009

Twi-vent Calendar for 10th December

Awww, I'm going to start this post with a (((group))) hug.  Mary & myself were saying yesterday that we love everybody's comments that they've been leaving, it's really starting to feel like a proper little community here!  And if you're reading but haven't left any comments yet, pop in and say hello!  We don't bite!  Well, not apart from http://twibite.blogspot.com/ and even she's not that scary.  Well, she hasn't been yet, I think if we stay on her good side we'll all be ok ;o)

To keep the nice warm group feel going, Mary's got a special post planned for us tomorrow, so tune in then!  For now....down to business!

Door 10 of the Twi-vent calendar is another of Random Actos of Rob's fantastic H00rnaments (thank God for them, otherwise this door stuff would be really suffering by now!)



Aww!  It's Gingerbread Rob, and who wouldn't want to eat him all up eh?!

And behind the door today is...
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ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!

You see how his belt's sticking up a bit there?  Yep, that was me.  I was just getting started when the damn photographer turned up *tut*

15 days to go!!!

134 comments:

Jelena said...

I.Am.Breathless. GASP!

I so love these blogs that feel so intimate, and I really feel like we're starting to form our own little perverted family here. You gals mean to me so much. Seriously. No kidding, no fake emotion, like 100% seriously. Swear on Rob. :D

Stan said...

Aww, Jelena, nice comment! You'd better mean it if you're swearing on Rob lol x

Becky said...

This is fast becoming my favorite part of the day, checking out the twi-vent calendar! I know its wrong, he is too young, but soooo yummy....

Jelena said...

@Stan - the reason I swore on Rob is to show you how serious I am. Like, I love Twitarded - going there is like going out to a club and getting smashed, but Edbrella feels like home (and now other blogs are starting to acquire that familiar feel, like 17 Forever).

What can I say, softy to death. :D

sparkletramp said...

This is completely off topic but I guess you asked for lurkers to reveal themselves! So, that heading "Three thirty-something women...." is freaking hysterical, and also, I know I had a dream about Robert Pattinson last night because his face was totally all up in my subconsciousness but i forgot it immediately. Then I woke up and started writing some weird fanfictiony stuff.
:|
Also, hi.
The end.

Stan said...

@sparkletramp, Hello! Congrats on popping your comment cherry here lol! Glad you like the heading, no point hyping ourselves up with some fancy heading and then leaving everyone disappointed once they get into the posts eh? ;o)

What rocks? Dreaming about the Pattz
What sucks? Not being able to remember about it when you wake up. Bummer!

Don't head back to lurkerdom now you're out anyway, stay & play! x

Mary said...

@Stan OMG, I can no longer fight it :( My perveiness takes over when he's got his abs out. Oh to lick my way along those muscles....

@ Jelena, awwwwww thank you. You big soppy tart ;)

@sparkletramp, come on in, kick off your shoes and make yourself at home. You've posted, you're now a Twi-HoHoHo ;)

@Becky I know what you mean, he is far too young but hey ho. What can we do? we're only human!!

sparkletramp said...

Aw shucks, I feel like the new neighbor being offered freshly baked brownies!
I've got the fuzzy wuzzies, hahaha.
Looking forward to heavy-duty swooning with the best of yas.

Jelena said...

@Mary - lick away, you're immune to swine flu now. I like that "soppy tart" btw. Maybe I should've used that as my penname for fanfic, LoL.

@sparkletramp - your member name alone tells that you belong here. Post away.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LMAO!!! Well, I started reading, and then i read "We Don't Bite", and I thought that maybe I do, if asked...and then i saw you refer to me, and then I proceded to spit out my coffee.

Frickin' gingerbread Rob is a classic...and the perfect photo for it! I picture him pooping gumdrops like Gingy did in Shrek.

Jacobs belt loop!!! HAHAHA!!! I love how you notice funny little things in photos!!!

By the way...I commented on my blog, but to help clear your head for today, it's pronounced "Wa-Keen"

TwiWeasel said...

OK, I'm posting answers to older posts here, because yesterday I was back and forth all day and that shit's hard to do when you're hiding the fact that you're blogging at work.

So, from older posts...

@ Lisa - My oldest is 9 and Tigerlily's is 12. We just play summer rec ball, and I helped coach my daughters team last summer. (I hope that didn't have anything to do with the fact that we didn't win a single game...probably not.) I'm planning on coaching again this year since I had so much fun with it! Hopefully we can get our 6 year old into tee-ball this summer. It just didn't work out last year.

@ Tigerlily - A play football?!?! Bwahahaha! I don't think so. She may like softball, volleyball and basketball...but football is a little too physical for her, I think. Deep down, she's a wimp! LOL

Now...onto this post...

@ Jelena - I totes get what you're saying!! I feel the one big happy family thing here too. You girls are some of my best friends!! (Some of you IRL, too!) Awwwww!!!

@ Sparkletramp - Welcome! Just hang out...have fun! *offers one of my "special" brownies* Oh, and my one and only RPattz dream was just disappointingly stupid, so don't feel too bad.

@ Mary - OMG...he is sooooooo not 17 in that picture! *SLURP*

@ Stan - The belt? Bwahahaha! Are those teeth marks I see?

OK, Biatches...I'm off to work. I'll check in later. Wish me luck, cuz it's one cold MoFo out there today! -7F (yes, that's a negative!) and the wind is blowing like a bastard. Ahhh...good times, good times!

TigerlilyRose said...

I think I need a cold shower after that picture! He is way too...well, a lot of things...but none of them have anything to do with 17! The 17 year old boys we have around here look nothing like THAT. (Thank GOD, or all us ladies would be perving after them, and that would just be AWKWARD...*grin)

@Sparkletramp...welcome, my dear, I am a newbie too, but feel like one of the family!

@Jelena...AHHHH, you are so sweet!

@TwiWeasel...It is -7 here as well, EEEWWW. I hate this type of weather! I think B gets to do rabbit chores this morning...last night she tried to go out in just a sweatshirt and Jeans, I DON"T THINK SO! The wind chill is like -30! Anyway, have fun at work today, woman!

@ALL...I am enjoying myself so much on this blog! You are all like real friends now. I am a stay home mama, and I run out of things to talk about with a Way-to-LITERAL 4 year old and a 20 monther who says barely anything. It is nice to be able to have ADULT girl conversations during the day. (all Mr. Lilyrose talks about is serious businessy stuff...*snore*)So BIG HUGS for all!

TigerlilyRose
Tigerlily's Tirade

sprtzmom1721 said...

Hello, ladies. And h-e-l-l-o, Taycob! Oh. My.
Stan, I noticed he was popping the leather immediately and then read your comment. PMSL!

I feel like we're fast becoming a neighborhood, popping into each other's homes to catch up every day. I love it! (Just remember to knock first at Mrs. P's. Just sayin'.)

@Jelena - I'm glad you feel at home over on my site, too :)

@Mrs. P - "pooping gumdrops like Gingy" God, I love your sense of humor!

@sparkletramp - Welcome to the neighborhood!!

@TwiWeasel - Thanks for the sports update. My daughter, Danica, started out in rec ball but was so competitive and threw the ball so hard to first base that she pissed the other girls off. She was 10 when she begged us to take her in town to play travel softball. It was the best move for everyone.

@TigerlilyRose - I think you've lost your newbie status by now :) We love ya!

@Stan, Mary, and TwiWeasel - I love you guys. Check out today's post to see how much :)

Lisa
17 Forever

Z Any Mouse said...

Awww, the gingerbread Rob is sooo cute! I want him for my tree, which still don't have yet. Taycob, smokin' as usual. I hadn't noticed the belt until your post. I guess I was too busy burning my eyes out with hot pokers to see. And now for something really important -

@TwiWeasel -7F ??!! Where the fuck do you live?! I'm sending SoCal sun and a Snuggie your way ((((sun)))).

TwiWeasel said...

@ Tigerlily - Gah!! Kids have no sense, do they? Last night, C was in the garage in a tank top, jeans and no shoes or socks, crushing all the pop cans. (Why the fuck was she wearing a tank top, anyway?)

@ Lisa - Ahhh...there you are. How was your commute this morning? Better, I hope. Will check out your blog in a bit...I really enjoy myself there too, but as I try to limit how much I blog at work *snicker* I'm not over there as much as I'd like to be.
We've discussed putting Alli on a traveling softball team, but she's not quite that competetive and I'm not sure if I can committ to all the extras that go along with being on a team like that.
Oh, and you're right, we need to knock before popping in at Mrs. P's...she might be showing off her boobies!! Bwahahaha!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Z Any Mouse- -7 is in Northern Kansas Baby! Right on the Nebraska border. TwiWeasel and I are about 50 miles from each other. It is a cold mother fucker out there today. Which means the 3 foot snow drifts won't be going anywhere soon. You SoCal sun is welcome here! Thanks you.

TigerlilyRose
Tigerlily's Tirade

Jelena said...

OMG, OMG, what did I just find out - best friend of a great internet buddy of mine (whom I've known for a while now from a Lost forum) is Kellan Lutz's assistant (ie. lives with him). So I counted, and there's like only TWO people between me and him. So I like, practically know Kellan Lutz, which means I practically know Rob. THUD!

DANGER, DANGER, SYSTEM OVERDRIVE IMMINENT!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - Forget the tank top. WTF was she doing crushing pop cans with her bare feet?! Totally sounds like something my daughter would have done. LOL!!!

And I know that travel sports are a huge commitment of time and money. Trust me. Those were our family vacations. We always told them we'd stop whenever they wanted to. Of course, it would have been different if they sucked, but they both excelled, so it was a blast.

And stop by the blog whenever you can. The door is always open (my boob-flashing days are long gone, so no worries there).

word ver: pullen - *thud*

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - LMFAO!!!

word ver: clunfock - Pretty sure that's what just happened to Jelena.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Z Any Mouse - It's -17 with the wind chill factor today. Okay. Really it's -16 right now, but I just like 17 better ;)

Jelena said...

Yep, clunflock is exactly what happened. I am still in a non functioning state. As soon as my buddy comes back online I'm gonna press him for gossip and details, but I fear I might be disappointed. Guys are so not the gossipy bitches like we are, sigh.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - You must share any gossip you do get with your BFFs here, though!

Lisa

Jelena said...

@Lisa - Of course I will. I came straight from the forum here, to share my intel with you ho's. :D All I know so far is that this dude (who was, btw, best man at my buddy's wedding) walks Kellan's dog and goes to all premiers and promotional events with him. I haven't felt this excited since I went to NM premier, LoL.

Mary said...

OMG jelena if I could touch you I would!!
Do you think he could get us some of KLutzs pubic hair and stuff??????

TigerlilyRose said...

LMFAO....all of it...lmfao...You are all so funny, I just love you!

FYI...Chapter 2 of The Eyes of Kings is posted at my site.

TigerlilyRose
link on a post above...lost the html code again...i'll find it but no time now.

Jelena said...

@Mary - hahahahaha, ROFFLMAO! Sheeesh, I only humbly asked for a personalized autograph, but I shall pass on your query, too, LOL. I'm sure my buddy will find it very amusing the length of obsession some of us are willing to go. :D But he'll understand. He's just as pervy as me, or we wouldn't be such good buddies, LoL.

Jelena said...

@Tigerlily - I'm sorry I haven't had time yet to read your story. I promise to do so tomorrow if time allows me.

Mary said...

@Jelena, I was thinking if we could get hold of some pubic hair then perhaps we could become mad scientists and clone him! Imagine the fun you could have with your very own fully functioning KLutz *drool*

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary - KLutz may have met his MSlutz. LOL!!!

Jelena said...

@Mary - now I see why god struck you down with swine flu, ROFL.

Where were you when Stan was posting photos of stuffed squirrels? :D Now I'm even more excited to see just what kind of surprise you got for us tomorrow.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - Okay. It took me awhile to track this down (and even longer to stop staring at the banner pic), but the guy that brings out Kellan's dog has got to be the assistant you're talking about. And judging from the laughter and what Bonnie says at the beginning of the clip, he must go by the name of Dick in RL ;)

http://www.kellanlutzonline.com/category/appearances/

Lisa
17 Forever

Mary said...

@Lisa LOL@ MSlutz, I like it ;) I watched the vid too, I wonder if that's him? How exciting, it's like we know him now!

@Jelena I know. I have to reign it in occasionaly or I'd be struck down with something vile again *tut* Hope you like tomorrows post ;) MUAHAAHAAHAAHAAA

Jelena said...

@Lisa - oh, so that's what he meant when he said that during Bonnie Hunt show his buddy walked out Kellan's dog. Gotcha.

Btw, his online now, but says that he doesn't really have any gossip. See, I told ya. All he said was that from Richard (we know his name now) has told him, Kellan is really a down to earth kinda guy.

@Mary - my buddy, Chad, says he'll keep an eye for Kellan's pubic hair when Richard brings gifts over for Christmas. :D

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary & Jelena - That "Dick's" a lucky bastard, isn't he?

Jelena said...

@Mary and Lisa - it's been confirmed. That's him. And he's both Kellan's roommate and his assistant. Why didn't he pick me? There is so much more I can throw in this equation, wink, wink.

Jelena said...

@Lisa - OMG, I just wrote those exact words to Chad! Great minds, Lis, great minds. :D

I have to go now, BBL! ;D

Mary said...

That Dick certainly is a lucky bastard! Imagine the things he sees. KLutz all dripping wet with a tiny towel around his waist, fresh from the shower. A tiny droplet of water ripples down his chest and rolls slowly down his stomach..........ermmm I think I need a time out
x

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - That or warped minds ;)

@Mary - How lemony!

Lisa
17 Forever

TwiWeasel said...

Holy Shit!! I go away for an hour or so to do some actual work (you know, since I'm at work and all) and you went fucking crazy on KLutz!! Pubic hair?!? Dog walking? WTF?!

@ Tigerlily - Back off, Bitch...That's my Snuggie from Z Any Mouse!!

@ Lisa - LOL She wasn't crushing the cans with her feet! We have a can crusher that you put on the wall!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering when you were going to notice my comment. What I didn't realize was that by saying what I did in that particular order made it sound like my daughter would actually crush cans with her bare feet. Not that she couldn't, mind you ;) I just meant the whole going out into the garage in summer clothes in the dead of winter. I seriously have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You have no idea how much I needed that!

BTW, our can crusher hangs on a wall in the garage, too. *still laughing*

Lisa
17 Forever

word ver: hubwzin - I think my hubwzin would even get a kick out of that :)

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel, Tigerlily, and Sprtzmom - We should ask Red Bella if she can make some RPattz Snuggies (or Kellan, since he's the word of the day) for you folks who live in a place so cold it should be illegal. I'll take an RPattz bathing suit *snicker*.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Z Any Mouse - I like the way you think!

Lisa
17 Forever

P.S.: Yesterday, we were worrying about TwiWeasel. Today I'm wondering where Mrs. P is. ??

TigerlilyRose said...

@TwiWeasel you can have the snuggie, i just want the warm sun!

@Z Any Mouse--Rpattz snuggies would be nice, though I AM pretty partial to Pfach myself. Pretty sure I could stay VERY warm in that!

@Jelena No probs, think it is on Stans list too.

Where the HELL is Stan anyway? Stan, Hello? Hello? Anybody out there? Mary didn't give you the swine flu did she? lol

The rest of you are seriously cracking me up with the KLuttz pubic hair, and cloning, and teenage girl giddiness...really, you are so funny.

Stan said...

*Ahem* I'm here. I've been to church to pray for you all ;o).

Jelena, very excited about your news. Tell your friend to tell Dick that he doesn't have to freak KLutz out with this by asking for his pubic hair, he can just pick some off the soap or from the plughole or something, that should be fine.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - This is just too easy. Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? It will require more prayer, Stan.

I have a mental picture now of Dick picking pubic hair from Kellan's plughole ;)

I am SO going to hell.

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

LOL, actually I went for the kids' nativity, I texted Mary to say it was a bit of a shock going from writing lemons to sitting in church within half an hour. She just said that I should hope God didn't strike me down for perving at Taybait. I wasn't worried, the DVD they'll be selling next week would have been excellent blog fodder if that had happened PMSL!

Seriously, I just came back to this epic and didn't know what to say to it all! Right, got tired kids I need to get to bed, will be back once I've sorted them out. Until then...

BEHAVE :oP

Stan said...

Just another quick point, Jelena, you should also let Dick know that the pubes may be used for cloning, just in case he's tempted to send a few of his own instead as the easy option - we'll know!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan--Glad GOD didn't smite you. Welcome back to the interesting discussion about KLuttz pubic hair, clones, and plugholes. We missed ya sista!

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Good call! I think we'd definitely be able to tell one Dick from another, don't you?

Lisa
17 Forever

Mary said...

@all
I'm sure I've got a chemistry set hanging around in the loft! Bring on the pubes, let the cloning commence ;)

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - You may need to pray harder. And you only said to behave...not HOW to behave!! Muahahahaha!

@ Lisa - LMAO...I'm not sure if I would be willing to pick pubes from Kellan's plug hole...

@ Tigerlily - Grab the Bikini's and the coconut oil, Biatch! We're havin' a heat wave! It's 21 glorious degrees!

Jelena said...

@Lisa - PMSL!

Okay, all your concerns, Stan, are passed along.

I am going to sign off pretty soon. Just letting you know, is all.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Jelena - Bye! I'm getting ready to head home and will be signing off for a few hours, too.

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

Hey bitches, I just got here! *tut*

ROFL Mary at the chemistry set!

Mary said...

anyone else picturing the mad doc from back to the future?

Stan said...

Nope, just you in your kitchen with a set of testtubes, a bunsen burner, lab coat & goggles!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Um---when I left I was picturing the Patz pooping gumdrops, and when I came back we were cloning the Lutz!!!! Awesome!!!

@Twiweasel---I've decided against the boobie display...maybe...

@Jelena---I could see us getting some pubes and cloning them, only to find out we made Nikki Reed. That would suck. I think the best thing to get would be some semen. It's the only logical tool. I'll do it. Just get me the address, and I'll take one for the team. Let me get my black boots.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@srtzmom---Dick picking pubes from the Lutz plug hole!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

I think the new code word for "Operation Pubic Hair" should be Dick Picking.

"So, how's Dick Picking going, Jelena?"---that's how I shall to refer to it from now on. Feel free to copy me.

Mary said...

@Stan, Mr mary just called me a twat! I was only sat here giggling *tut*

@Mrs. P Oh you are sooo kind offering to do the deed with KLutz for us ;) Zip up the boots and you go girl!

Becky said...

Fuck me! I thought Twitarded was the 'down and dirty' blog but they've got nothing on you guys today!! You've all gone smuttastic!
I am more than happy with the thought of KLutz dripping wet, wearing just a towel ( or just a smile), but the thought of picking his pubes out of the soap nearly made me choke on my pasta, lol!

This is obviously the place to be and I shall be here religiously from now on. You girls are awesome!

Jelena said...

@Mrs.P - hey, I'll take Nikki Reed, too. Nothing wrong with her. :D
If after all this talk Kellan doesn't show up in my dreams tonight, I'm going to be seriously disappointed at him.

VW - "march" - March on, Mrs.P! Go take one for the team and get Kellan's semen.

Stan said...

ROFL! I have no words! I love you ladies.

LOL Becky, surely we've not out-Twitarded JJ & STY? I think they'd be proud of us ;o)

Stan said...

BTW, Mrs. P, good thinking, nothing wrong with making sure ;o).

P.S. I still think Joe Quinn sounds better

Jelena said...

@Becky - nah, we're just insanely perverted and inspired.
@Stan - I agree.

@all - I gotta call it night (on the computer at least).

Mwah

Stan said...

Night hun, sweet dreams ;o) xx

TigerlilyRose said...

WTF does one say to all of this?

@Mrs. P--See what happens when you go MIA! Go girl, for the good of the team, go get the semen and help us clone KLuttz. I need those abs and everything that goes with them!

@Becky--Welcome to the madness, glad you have decided to stay around. This blog is the most fun I have everyday!

@Jelena--I'd take Nikki Reed too. :D KLuttz dreams for all!

Stan said...

I know for a fact I'm lucky enough to only dream about picking his pubes out of the plughole *sigh*

Mary said...

Are we talking about taking Nikki Reed for a spot of tuppy licking ;)

Stan said...

You can have her, I don't do tuppy....

TigerlilyRose said...

I don't turn down tuppy licking ;...as long as I am receiving...

Mary said...

@ Tigerlily here, here ;)

Becky said...

and now we have moved on to 'girl on girl'! Its like a Fanfic!! I am just waiting for the lemons......

Mary said...

Hmmmmmmmmmm I was just thinking I'd prefer Alice to Rosalie if I had to

Stan said...

Well, I was trying to write one when this all kicked off Becky! Here's as far as I got:

"Patience, Ness."
She hissed, frustrated again. Just when she was least expecting it I pounced. I ripped her panties from her with one hand and plunged two fingers deep inside her with the other.

Bloody cockblockers you lot are *rolls eyes*

Mary said...

Oh holy fuckery Stan, do continue!

Stan said...

I can't, I've been distracted!

Becky said...

Yay!! I may need to leave soon and go do some errm reading....

Mary said...

Me too becky *cough*

Who's distracting you Stan?????????? bloody cockblockers *tut*

TigerlilyRose said...

@ Stan--I do need to get to reading your fan fic tonight, I think! I really do.

@Mary--Um, yes, I think Alice would be fucktastic too :D

@Becky--LMAO...all lemons accepted here...

Read on, TwiHoHoHo's, Read on!

Word Verify: BLYSS...ROFLMFAO

Stan said...

ROFL at Blyss! Don't get your hopes up Tigerlily, there's more story than lemons to my story I'm afraid (although the lemon did get good comments!)

Has anybody else wondered if Vampires fuck really fast like they run? You know, a bit like an energizer bunny on phet? C'mon, I know it's not only me....

Mary said...

@Stan I have thought about this and I think that's why Edward was holding off from shagging bella. If he lost control it would be a bloodbath down there, she's look like minced meat and then the shit would hit the fan with all that bloody smelling battered flesh!

Stan said...

Aah Mary, how did I know you would have done?

ROFL at minced meat!

Mary said...

I think it's time for me to go now. I'm starting to worry myself and Mr Mary is giving me strange looks. I mean stranger than usual too!
Night all, sweet sexy dreams xxx

Stan said...

Night Mary, hairy plughole dreams to you ;o) xx

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan I am sure it is very good. Mine on my blog doesn't have much for lemons yet either. I am on chapter 11 but so far it is mostly plot development. It will get there.

Yes I have wondered if they fuck really fast like they run...and if they are cold and have no blood how do they get a hard on or cum...is it sparkly too? Does it taste GOOD like they smell? Inquiring Minds want to know this shit! Why don't they tell us?

Stan said...

Sparkly cum? Fancy! Just imagine "Hey, Bella, I think you've got glitter glue on your skirt..."

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFLMAO...

Becky said...

Me too, I need to sort out uniforms for school tomorrow, yawn! The evening will be very tame after all this excitement. (Well until I click on that fanic anway).

Looking forward to tomorrow's twi-vent pic!

Night. x

word-veri 'spasem' thats what i had while reading the 'Vampires fuck like enregise bunnies'comments. truly awesome!

Becky said...

see. it even affected my spelling!

Stan said...

Night Becky xx

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - I laughed so hard (at work no less) that I peed just a little when I read your question about vamps fucking fast...Actually though, I've thought of this too. (figures, right?) I think the coolness of their skin keeps them from smoking! LOLOL!

TwiWeasel said...

Holy Shit, girls! In the time it took me to type up one friggin comment, eight others were made! *rolls eyes* Damn!

Stan said...

Eww, hope you weren't in your bosses chair? ;o)

Forgot to say Ho's, my new Edbrella was allagedly posted yesterday. Place your bets now for what will arrive in the Twilight Merch Lotto!

Becky said...

@TwiWeasel That will be a spanking for you then, for that 'eye roll'!!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - glitter glue...bwahahahaha!

Becky said...

@stan I know i said i was going, but just couldn't resist one last peek!

Stan said...

Haha Becky! Love it!

New rec too - The Naked Guy Upstairs - anyone else read it? Loved it :o)

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - no, not in my bosses chair. He's sitting in it, which is why I'm trying not to be obvious that I'm blogging!!

@ Becky - Thank you, may I have another? I just read two chaps of MOTU over my lunch break!!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - you know I'm a fan fic whore...gimme a link!

Stan said...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/The_Naked_Guy_Upstairs

You can C&P, can't be arsed with codes tonight ;o). I sat and read this for 6hrs on Tuesday while O was off school ill lol

Becky said...

@TwiWeasel I love him and his 'twitchy palm'! Read chap 50 this afternoon, it was full of lemony goodness'

Stan said...

I read that today too Becky! Still not finished the latest CW&IA chapter though.

TwiWeasel said...

A little lemon in CW&IA...it's been a while. Thanks for the link...as I've mentioned before, I'm lazy...I think I can handle cut/paste though.

Becky said...

@Stan I loved the CW&IA update, it is a long chapter though. Kids kept interrupting, lol!
I think I am going to start yours in bed tonight, MR B is out on a works Xmas party, I will be able to read in peace with no snarky coments. :D

Stan said...

Aww, yay! Hope you like it. Don't forget to review if you do read it lol ;o)

Becky said...

@Stan of course! it would be rude not to.

I really am going now.

Night girls. x

TwiWeasel said...

@ Becky - I forgot to tell you Thanks for the lovely comments...down and dirty, indeed! And thanks for the spanking. *giggle*

TwiWeasel said...

oops, too late! G'nite Becky!

Stan said...

I hope this hasn't all sent sparkletramp shooting back to lurkerville btw ;o)

Becky said...

@Stan - Just read the first chapter and I am hooked. Looks like being a long night....

Will leave a proper review but just had to pop back & tell you.

@TwiWeasel - Thanks. I am all warm & fuzzy now. :D

word-veri 'ragin' need I say more?

TwiWeasel said...

Briefly before going home...HOLY FUCK!! 109 comments (well, 110 now) WOW!!

Stan said...

Becky, thanks!

TwiWeasel, I know! We've all gone mad ;o)

sprtzmom1721 said...

Damn it! I knew I was going to miss some good stuff on my drive home from work. I even skipped going to the grocery store so I could log back in.

Wow. We've gone from a lovely group hug, to Stan popping Taycob's leather, to Jelena being two people away from the one and only RPattz, to Dick Picking Kellan's pubic hair from his plughole, to girl-on-girl action. It's been a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I think we should all raise our tups, toast each other, and then toast the newbie, Becky.

@Mrs. P - Naturally, you volunteered to go hunting in the deep semen for the good of the cause AND coined the phrase "Dick Picking." So proud to be your super bloggy BFF.

Lisa
17 Forever

word ver: topeni - It may hard to top enithing we said here today ;)

Stan said...

Ok, it's 11pm here and I'm struggling to see straight here, so I'm going to sign off for dreams about pubic plugholes no doubt ;o).

See you tomorrow 'ladies' <--- (term used very loosely ;o) )

xx

sprtzmom1721 said...

This time differences sucks! Night, Stan!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - did you mean to type raise our TUPS? Cuz I can't do that anymore without hurting myself. How was your commute home? Easier than the other day, I hope.
Hopefully I'll be able to pop back on here in a bit...got some shit to do that I really don't wanna do. *sigh*

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasel - Yes, I meant to type that. I'd never heard the term tupping before today (must be a British thing), but it wasn't hard to figure out what it meant from the comments, so I had to work it in the summary somehow ;)

Yes, the commute home was much better. Thanks! It's pretty quiet over here. Again, the time difference. Are you on twitter? Not sure who I'm following on there or who's following me. It gets a little confusing. But I do try to log on there at night just to see what's going on. (You can find me under 17foreverlisa. Shocker, I know.)

Lisa
17 Forever

Z Any Mouse said...

I can't comment on any of the fan fic because my ff twimen is still intact and I am a blushing virgin. However, regarding the pubes - Stan, I think it's time you re-post that pic of those Twilight pube slippers from long ago.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - I kinda figured. I hadn't heard of it either before an interesting 3 way (chat) with Stan and Mary...

@ Z Any Mouse - WTF?!?! If you don't start reading some fan fic, I may have to pull your Twi-sted Edbrella card...I need to discuss this with Stan and Mary.

Stan said...

Yep Twi-weasel, I agree, can't have any ff virgins here, it's just WRONG!

Z Any Mouse "Were I you, I would not delay too long. We do not offer second chances."

Muahahahaaaa!

Tuppy is from 'tuppence', I think it came from what Mary called her va-jay-jay as a little girl. Had to laugh at Lisa mentioning 'tupping' though, cos that's what they call it when they mate sheep here (male sheep is a tup).

Ok, biology lesson over. And I agree, the time difference is shit, I'd love us all to do this with alcohol. Humph.

Lisa @ 17 Forever said...

@Stan - And it all comes back to the sheep, doesn't it? LOL! I am getting ready to go to bed now. I hate it that I found you guys and the time difference is so drastic. I was at work today when the pubes hit the fan and I couldn't stay away.

BTW everyone, I changed my blogger "name" (and avi) from sprtzmom1721 to Lisa @ 17 Forever to better match the blog (and to copy off of Mrs. P at Twibite, of course).

Night? Morning? Talk to you in a few hours?

Lisa
17 Forever

Stan said...

ROFL at the pubes hitting the fan!

Night night (morning here lol!) xx

Jello Twiholic said...

Morning Stan. I'm going to wait for until Mary gives us her post so that I can disclose my dream in the comment box. It was pretty disturbing.

Stan said...

Morning! Oooh, lol! Sexual disturbing or just wrong disturbing?!

Jelena said...

Just disturbing, I'm afraid... well okay, I can tell you - I dreamt that Robward died. And I went to pay my respects, and he was lying on a bed in this tiny room. There was an old woman there sitting in the same room, something like knitting.
He was beautiful. Absolutely pale and sparkling, but only a tiny bit, not full blown sparkle like when he's caressed by sunlight. His lips were blue, his body stiff, and his arms crossed on his chest. I remember touching him and he was dead cold. And, he was wearing a suit. I think that's the worst part of it all, sigh.

Why the fuck would I dream of something like that? Why couldn't Kellan come to me? Granted, I had a different dream afterwards, and there was some flirting between me and this hottie from Serbian Survivor, LoL.

Jelena said...

Here's the link to his page.

http://www.survivor.rs/ucesnici/luka_rajacic

Z Any Mouse said...

Uh oh, I don't want to be banned! Somebody put me in the time-out corner so I can have time to read fan fic. I do have a list of some I've heard are particularly juicy.

Bex said...

What the fuck have I been missin?????

Meg said...

Ok. Stan just decided to inform me that we could get #TheHookup moving. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go here: http://philphansite.blogspot.com/ . For serious people, lets get this show on the road!!!!! ;-)

17foreverlisa said...

@Bex - Holy hell! You're just now stopping by? You probably should have called first. Someone wake up Stan, Mary, and TwiWeasel. We've got company. LOL! (Welcome, Bex!)

Lisa
17 forever

Stan said...

I'm here! And Meg's right, you guys should check #TheHookup out because it's genius!

17foreverlisa said...

I hope this doesn't get me sent packing, but I've never seen True Blood. Not one single episode. I pasted the link from Meg and went to the site, but what is it I'm supposed to be doing there? Is that a moving truck I hear backing up in my driveway? Shit!

Stan said...

Lisa, are you moving today??!!! This is the post that Meg was talking about. When you've read it look on the lefthand side for the link in the archive to the Hookup flowchart, it's fab!
The Hookup

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - LMAO! Apparently I took my "neighborhood" metaphor a little too far. I was asking if you would send me packing because I hadn't seen True Blood and then was joking about the moving truck, implying that, yes, you were asking me to leave the neighborhood. And speaking of leaving, it's time for me to head home. Catch you in a few.

Lisa