Aw thanks Rob, you're a sweetie!
Yep I have reached the grand old age of 43 (cough) think I'm gonna turn that around and make it 34, I like that much better lol.
Anyway I figured I'd let you in on a bit of info about me seeing as y'all live so far away, well most of you and you'll never meet me in the flesh (stop breathing sighs of relief I hear you yanno!)
Here's me at 16, gotta love the hair...
Wish I was still that thin sigh.. I lived on beer, cigarettes and chip butties too, er chip butties are sandwiches with fried potatoes or fries in them and walked everywhere now I drive everywhere, don't drink beer much (vodka) and hardly ever eat fried food and I really don't look like that anymore lmao
Oh my how I wish you'd been in my school Robert, actually no I don't cos I was weird and geeky and shy (yes shy) in school.
So here I am a little bit older probably 18 or 19, that's me with the red nose on (surprise, playing the fool) I'm in my local pub, I lived there, literally at one point for a week when I got kicked out haha. Woah that was fun, the landlord knew me so well he gave me a room, he was an amazingly cool guy (RIP Charlie-woah Charlie, how weird is that and he had a mustache!)
I remember those days Rob, sitting drinking thinking "What's it all about?" I look like I'm having more fun though.
Packages arrived courtesy of the gorgeous UPS man (I wish)
Me, Me, Me, get back you other ho's
So for my presents what did I get?
The Precious cleaned house for me...yay (no smoking in the house Rob)
I had a stripogram (Whoo yeah, off, off, off, off!)
I wish Rob would get caught, working out or swimming or something that involves him taking his shirt off besides stepping out into sunlight in New Moon, maybe when Remember Me or Bel Ami comes out we'll get to see some nekkid Rob, then I can stop hunting manips (tee hee) down. Must admit I don't like speedos generally but hmmm I could live with those on him!
I had some lovely gothic wine glasses and a sands of time watchmen. I do like my gothic shit. I have stuff like this all over the place lol. Told you I was odd. I want a big gargoyle to put on front of the house!!
This was my real present lol, I lost a couple of stone, dyed my hair and had rampant sex with Rob....then I woke up and....
Anyho I had a go at making a video. It's er about me and the vampires I like. It will um give you a little look at me from my teens to now and I put it to one of my favourite songs Blink 182's What's my age again. Mainly because I don't feel my age, I hope I don't look too bad on it and some do tell me to grow up but as I've been told growing up is overated lol. So here's my little video, I hope you like it...
So there you have it, that's me from 16-34 oh ok 43...what's my age again?....hehe