Monday, 1 March 2010

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to me......if you haven't guessed, it's my birthday.

Aw thanks Rob, you're a sweetie!

Yep I have reached the grand old age of 43 (cough) think I'm gonna turn that around and make it 34, I like that much better lol.
Anyway I figured I'd let you in on a bit of info about me seeing as y'all live so far away, well most of you and you'll never meet me in the flesh (stop breathing sighs of relief I hear you yanno!)

Here's me at 16, gotta love the hair...

Wish I was still that thin sigh.. I lived on beer, cigarettes and chip butties too, er chip butties are sandwiches with fried potatoes or fries in them and walked everywhere now I drive everywhere, don't drink beer much (vodka) and hardly ever eat fried food and I really don't look like that anymore lmao

Oh my how I wish you'd been in my school Robert, actually no I don't cos I was weird and geeky and shy (yes shy) in school.

So here I am a little bit older probably 18 or 19, that's me with the red nose on (surprise, playing the fool) I'm in my local pub, I lived there, literally at one point for a week when I got kicked out haha. Woah that was fun, the landlord knew me so well he gave me a room, he was an amazingly cool guy (RIP Charlie-woah Charlie, how weird is that and he had a mustache!)

I remember those days Rob, sitting drinking thinking "What's it all about?" I look like I'm having more fun though.

Packages arrived courtesy of the gorgeous UPS man (I wish)

Me, Me, Me, get back you other ho's

So for my presents what did I get?

The Precious cleaned house for me...yay (no smoking in the house Rob)

I had a stripogram (Whoo yeah, off, off, off, off!)

I wish Rob would get caught, working out or swimming or something that involves him taking his shirt off besides stepping out into sunlight in New Moon, maybe when Remember Me or Bel Ami comes out we'll get to see some nekkid Rob, then I can stop hunting manips (tee hee) down. Must admit I don't like speedos generally but hmmm I could live with those on him!

I had some lovely gothic wine glasses and a sands of time watchmen. I do like my gothic shit. I have stuff like this all over the place lol. Told you I was odd. I want a big gargoyle to put on front of the house!!

This was my real present lol, I lost a couple of stone, dyed my hair and had rampant sex with Rob....then I woke up and....

ate Devils Food Chocolate Cake....oooo nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, was almost as rnjoyable as Robert pmsl

Anyho I had a go at making a video. It's er about me and the vampires I like. It will um give you a little look at me from my teens to now and I put it to one of my favourite songs Blink 182's What's my age again. Mainly because I don't feel my age, I hope I don't look too bad on it and some do tell me to grow up but as I've been told growing up is overated lol. So here's my little video, I hope you like it...

So there you have it, that's me from 16-34 oh ok 43...what's my age again?....hehe


Poptarrt said...

Remember; Your only as young as the man that you feel!


Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Happy Bday you wonderful, looney Nibbles! I totally puffy heart you. I admit it, at the beginning you scared the hell out of me, before I figured you were tame as a kitten with an insanely refreshing brain.

I love that last manip. It's soooo breathtaking.
I will watch the video in a few, cause I'm at work currently.

I however, do hope to one day meet you, and Gemma and the rest of the Brit pack.

smartEpantz said...

I'm checkin' my smartEpantz at the door for this comment.
Happy Happy Day to you Lovely!! You are beautiful and twisted (in a very good way) and witty and just plain priceless.
Here's to keeping your nose clean, and your mind filthy. Cheers!!
Luvs, and rubz, and hot cross bunz...

Stan said...

Happy Birthday you absolutely crazy bloody ho! MWAH! Fab post and vid lovely :o)


Becky said...


43 is not old! I am not far behind you ( 39 in May) and I like to think we are not old, just experienced, lol!

I love your vid, well done you! Is that you in your wedding dress? its just georgous!!

Hope you have a lovely day and enjoy your cake!!

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Oh, Nibbles, that was a great video. I love all those photos. I remember when I first saw a photo of you on FB, I was like, what, this is her? I thought you looked more like your avi, but so glad to see you're a blond too.

Mary said...

Happy Birthday you mad Ho

Loved the piccies and video. Hope you have a Robtastic day xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Thank you luvverly ladies lol@Jelly being scared of me, I'm harmless (sorta).
@Becks yeah thats my wedding dress, I got married at Aston Villa football ground. Nope Imma blondie. did go black and red and green and purple many moons ago, thinking of having a slice of red put in.

@Poptarrts my husband is 50-I need a toy boy LMAOOOO

@Smartepantz-thanks lovely, I had bunz today too so bad

17foreverlisa said...

Happy Birthday, Nibbles!! I can't watch the vid at work, but I will check it out tonight when I get home. Love the comparison pics between you and Rob. Great idea!

I've been in Kentucky for four days following my son's baseball team. We were actually stuck in a dry county and the hotel lobby's computer would not let me access the blogs due to a parental guidelines block. Talk about withdrawal!! I've got a lot of catching up to do. Hope to get to the FFF questions, too. I haven't missed one yet.

Have a great day!


Anonymous said...

NIBLLES!!! That Video was incredible! Why did it almost get me emotional? Too early in the morning for tears Mrs. P//must compose myself!

You were beautiful then and you are beautiful now! XOXOXO Happy Birthday!!!

BiteME!!! said...

Happy Birthday Nibbles! LOVE the throw-back pictures... What a lovely young lass ;) I am sure you still hold peoples' attention with your beautiful eyes... and many more!

Dangrdafne said...

Happy Birthday Nibbles!

I knew I wanted to get up early at home and check this blog!
I can't watch the video at work and now I have to wait until I get home :(

I hope all your birthday wishes come true.

TwiWeasel said...

Oh, Nibbles! Happy Birthday, ho! I'm so glad we met and started chatting! I'd have never guessed in the beginning we had so much in common!! (I LOVE Blink182, btw!) For your birthday, I will go PM the Begonia lady and see whazzup!! Love you!!

Twilight Mommy said...

fuck! I had a comment and dammit blogger hates me cuz it took it away! Gawd it was funny too. Ah well try again.
Happy Birthday Nibbles! Loved your video and loved your wedding dress too! So beautiful. I love red and black. Two of my favorite colours :)
Remember this on your special day : In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years! Hope you have a great day and I hope it's filled with lemony pics of Rob!

Z Any Mouse said...

Hey Nibbles, Happy Birthday!! Really cute video, thanks for sharing. Save a slice of cake for me, it looks deelish!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Lol, hey guys, thanks for the lovely comments-I've been in hospital waiting rooms on and off today whoo great birthday ,actually hubs took me out for lunch and it was really nice. Don't have to have anything else done to me so just waiting for a date to go into hosp, hopefully soooooon!

Going up my outlaws now to collect kids and take them cake and get my pressies-YaY pressies!!! Still no mini e sigh, looks like I'll have to buy one myself oh well.
Luv you ho's big kiss mwah xxxx

Ps Lisa a dry county, poor you, glad you getting to enjoy your sons baseball, know you love it. Hope he is keeping well and looking after that fit bod of his. Sorry but he is pretty irresistable, your fault for showing me those pics LOL xx

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday. Glad you are another year better. You still can't catch up with me.

I always say that birthdays are good for you because the more of them you have, the longer you live.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Nibbles - Are you looking for a particular Mini-E? I may be able to hook you up if you don't get one as a present today. I can't have my Nibbles not have her birthday wish come true. Let me know :)

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles - LMAO! Well, he lost 11 pounds when he came down with mono and when he was released from the doctor to start lifting again, he had to stick with doing reps instead of strength lifting, so he's got some catching up to do; I'm sure he'll get there, though. It was just SO good to see him out there on the mound and pitching knowing the set back he had this winter. Thanks!

And since I'm out of the loop, what are you at the hospital for/waiting to have done? You can always email me if you'd rather.

@Stan - I was thinking about the FFF questions since I'll be gone the next two Fridays. If I have trouble with access to blogs again while we're on the road, do you think you could email me the questions and then I could email you my answers back? Just a thought. Thanks!


Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Nibbles!! I don't think there is one person that doesn't love you!! You are, for someone who loves goth so much, a ray of light. From your humorious comments, to our mutual obsession for Eric Northman. I wish you nothing but the best!! Big kiss to you. Oh, BTW, my husband is a UPS driver and I freaking LOVE that UPS photo/Rob.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@HG LOL really he's a UPS driver, how cool is that! Thanks for the lurve too xx

@Dangrdafne I don't mind what mini e I get really, I just want one to hewlp me at work and take on holiday and have shopping treips with lol!

Thanks to everyone for all the good wishes you ho's are the dogs b's!!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Nibbles - If you do not get a mini-E, please send me your mailing address to my email and I will send you a present right away! Also make sure you check out my post for today on my new blog at it's all about YOU!

Stacked Like Sookie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIPPLES! Yes it's not a typo, Mr S said I should call you that, obsessed with boobs much? (hence my bloggie name!)LOL!
Cherish the day you asked to FB me, you are a treasure. Love your vid but a word of advise darling, NEVER admit your're over 35! I've been 35 for 10 years now! Your cake looks almost as yummy as Rob & Eric and I'm sad you didn't get mini E. For what it's worth, I had to buy my own (sniff sniff)you need to take @Dangrdafne up on her offer.
Hope you get some relief with your back issues and once again Happy Birthday XXXX

TigerlilyRose said...

NIBS! Love you lady! Happy Birthday...and you are not at all old, are a crazy and beautiful lady inside and out! Hope I do get to meet you in RL someday...we would have a friggin blast, I am sure! I am so glad I have met and gotten to know you! Have a wonderful day!

Dangrdafne said...

I am sitting here at home with the goofiest smile on my face and why is that? I just got to watch your video and I loved it. It was so nice to see you and celebrate you for your birthday. I love the song, I love the boy pics to match your pics and I love the joy that comes through from you through this video. Thank you for sharing.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I tell ya I can feel the lurve coming from these comments. I just love you guys, Twi-people are the best.

@The Wease, I adore Blink 182 cos they're stupid and talented and they just fit me like a glove.

@Stacked backatcha girly, love our long distance chats on FB, thanks to you hubs I have yet another nickname lol

@Dangrdafne-you're amazing lol, luv ya loads xx

To everyone, I had a great day all in all, I thank Rob for the fact he brought us all together in mutual admiration and I also thank Eric for giving me HG & Stacked and just everyone pmsl I feel like I;m giving an oscars speech!!!

Stan said...

@ Lisa, yep, no problem

@ Nibbles, glad you had a good day :o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I did Stan cheers, hope you feeling bit better chick!

@TLR-I'd love to meet each and everyone of the twi ho's on here. When I win the lottery (positive thinking lol) I will do a tour of twi ho towns and visit y'all! PMSL that would be some trip!

Stoney said...

Happy Birthday!
I'll give you a lap dance later.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Woooot! Will wait-hey does the space thing apply?

Jayla said...

Happy Belated Bday Bites Nibbles! Loved the video :-)