Friday 5 March 2010

Friday Fun Five!

Hellooooo!  It's only bloody Friday, and thank God I don't feel like I did this time last week!

Last week Jelena chose twilightcupcake as the winner of FFF, so this week's questions are hers :o).  Twilightcupcake also has a new blog address as she's moved so you can now find her here: Twilight, Travel & Treats.  Ok, over to you TC:


Thank you for Jelena for choosing me as the winner of last week's FFF. Glad that my revealing the tendency towards stuffed animals and barbies as sex toys was actually given a reward although I'm sure if Iever visit any of you you'll be hiding your stuffies from me :) Let's get to it:

1) If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?



2) What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?


3) Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?


4) If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?



5) You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.


Can you tell I'm fantasizing a bit about Rob here??

twilightcupcake


Good questions TC!  Looking forward to everyone's answers as ever.  Happy Friday everyone!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) My note to Rob would explain why I prefer Rob over Edward. One of my earliest posts was about this. Can't beleive he has says is fans all scream for Edward & Rob can't even find a date. Only reason Rob can't find a date is because he is hiding from mobs of fans that love him. Duh! Maybe send a blank book of sheet music for him to write down what he composes.

2) My best physical feature is... Shit, I know I have one. How about my smile? I always try to wear one. As for the one thing I would change, it's called flab. Especially around the middle.

3) My first thought was to have Rob demo the vibrator on me. No, no, no. I need something that requires HIM to get naked. He needs to show me how a cock ring is used. We woul need have to have sex both with and without the cock ring to demonstrate the difference it makes.

4) I want to act out the missing scenes on Isle Esme. Why am I covered in feathers?

5) Dream date would start dinner at the Melting Pot. That's a fondue place where a meal can take two hours. We would have plenty of time to drink beer and talk. Then we would go to an open mic night in diguise. I would not be the one singing. LOL

Great questions & may I say I'm sooo glad the kid has school for the 2nd time this week. I don't turn the laptop on before breakfast when Mr TM is home & he drive the school bus.

Nessa Lomiva said...

OMFG, these are tough, but awesome questions. I'm going to have to spend a little time pondering them. Here we go.

1. I would gather photos of as many Twi hos as I could, make a manip of us all waving at Rob, print it out as a card, and write this on the back: "Thank you for uniting and bonding us - women from all corners of the globe. Our mutual love for you has created a community none of us realized we needed until we found each other. Because of you, we are happier, more satisfied, inspired, more confident and fulfilled individuals. You should stop by our fandom sometime, and see for yourself what an incredible influence your existence has had on us. Thank you for bringing sunshine to our lives. Love,
Twi hos of the world."

2. Hm, my best physical feature for sure must be my bosom. I love to flaunt my cleavage. I feel so powerful and confident when I do.

I would love to have better nails - long and feminine, instead of these round shaped nails I inherited from my father.

3. Anything? Wow. So brave of him. I would want him to demonstrate whether it's true that no one can resist that sexy French maid outfit they just received - ie. I shall try on the outfit myself, and he needs to convince me that it's gonna make him unable to keep his hands (and preferably dick) off of me.

4. The saga? Who the fuck cares about that when there's an option of reliving fan fic scene?! I know exactly which one: the scene in MotU, when they go into the red room of pain for the first time, and re-enact Bella's dream involving a riding crop. Gulp. My heart flutters just at the thought of this.

5. We'd drink Heinekens, smoke pot, and I would proceed to tell him just what an impact he had on Twilight fandom (go to the answer to question 1 for reference). We would hopefully hit it off so much, that I'd finally have my dream come true - to be his best girl buddy. Wrote a post about that one a few months ago.

Stan said...

Ok, here's my answers.

1) If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?

Hmm, maybe his family tree? I did my own and love doing them, it's really satisfying chasing the information and then finding it. Anyway, I spent an afternoon looking into Rob's on the site I use (I really hope this doesn't sound really stalkerish, I actually hated doing the recent bits, but I was literally only looking for names and dates, it's once you get to the census info at 1901 back to 1841 that it gets interesting). I think I got back to the 1700s with it. I guess my not would have the 'I'm not a stalker, honest' info above in it LOL!

2) What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?

My best feature I think is my eyes and eyelashes. I wish I could change my chin(s). I guess there's no point moaning about my weight because I could change that if I put my mind to it!

3) Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?

Ok, in real life I'd blush the colour of a beetroot, murmer an excuse and beat a hasty exit of course! In a world where I'm a little braver I guess he could demonstrate something on himself and see what happened from there ;o)

4) If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?

Oh, it would have to be Edward & Bella's first nigh in their own cottage after she becomes a vamp :o)

5) You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.

I'd be happy enough going to some pub with him, I think that would be where he's be most comfortable and be on best form. We'd just sit drinking, talking and giggling, maybe some of his mates would pop in and share some embarrassing stories of things they've got up to. Obv when the pub kicked out we'd still be having a good time and not want to go home so we'd go back to his hotel or maybe one of his mates would be having everyone back to their house.

This sounds exactly like the kind of night out you'd win at an auction, right? ;o). There's no way I'd eat in front of Rob so dinner would be out. In fact I'm pretty sure that dating him would be the best formn of weight loss ever!

Jackie Craig said...

1. If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?

I would send Rob a brand new outfit, complete with grungies and all – oh, and the outfit would be made from material that ladies wearing special glasses could see through. I would send glasses to blogging fans who I could trust with “our little secret”. The note would explain that the outift was made by my dying sister (there is no dying sister) so he’d be inclined to wear it publiclly at least once.

2. What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?

My best feature is probably my smile. My ortho did a great job on the pearly whites and I get compliments on it often. (My best feature used to be my legs – oh to be 20 again!) If I could change something (or was willing to go under the knife), I would straighten my nose a bit. It’s fine in person, but in pictures it looks pretty crooked.

3. Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?

My first thought would deal with the notion that he’s probably offered the same to many others. I would cringe, but since I’m a flirt and quick on my feet in situations like that I’d toy with him a bit. I’d ask him to show my how the ass beads work… or maybe the butt plug (the SUPER BIG ONE). We all know, thanks to Little Ashes, that he can’t handle the butt play (teasing). LOL

4. If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?

I would be Bella AFTER she has become a vampire and kicks ass – basically the end of Breaking Dawn, to include the final scene where Bella is able to share her thoughts with Edward.

5. You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.

I would definitely want the date to be private. I want to avoid everyone else moving in on my date. So, an evening in a private honeymoon type suite. There would be fruit, champagne, music, and a fireplace with soft fake fur rug. There would also be a space to dance. Okay, maybe that’s expecting too much… I’d be fine with him bringing me as his date to the Oscars.

Anonymous said...

1) I would send him a fake supoena to appear in court...and make the address of the courthouse my home.

2)My best physical feature is my eyeballs...I love playing with make-up and making them 'stand out'. My worst---my legs. They're stubby and verrrry italian.

3)I'd want a demonstration of what to do in case of a fire...and when we are outside I would lure him into my car.

4)Since I have like NO fanfic ideas in my head because I hardly read them...I'll have to go with a scene from Twilight saga. I'd want to be Victoria so I can get ripped apart by Edward.

5)We would get drunk...get ridiculously giggly, be hateful to all people around us, get in the car and make -out. He would take me to some dive hotel...and we would have sex on top of the gross comforter on the bed. Hopefully I don't puke.

Dangrdafne said...

Excellent question TwilightCupcake, except I had to think alot for my answers ;)

1)If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?

A letter to thank him for getting us all together. Without him I never would have met all you awesome women and that would be a shame. I might also apologize for those people that prevent him from being able to do the things he liked to do – perform at open mics and such.

2) What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?

My blue eyes but I actually really like the looks of my feet but no one really sees them. Coincidentally, I wish I didn’t have bursitis in my feet so I could go back to wearing heels. I miss them.

3)Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?

I would ask for a demo of the massage oils on me and then on him.

4)If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?

I am going to do one from each – because I am cool like that (according to Poptarrts – lol).

Twilight Saga – Bella at the wedding in Breaking Dawn – it sounds magical and romantic and I would love to look as beautiful as I think she did on that day and to be so in love and so happy.

Fan Fic – Bella in Illegal Contact - Chapters 13-15

5)You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.

Meet his parents and thank them for raising such a nice man. Dinner somewhere quiet so we can talk. Then to a bar or someplace where he can play his guitar and sing. Then to a diner for coffee and more talking. Then exchange phone numbers so we can become friends.

I know it might sound boring but I would really like to know him more than anything. He seems very interesting and I don’t think we get to see enough of that, so this date would be my opportunity to get to know him and not the 'character'.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

My God Jelly Babes and I are fucking twins but she was the frozen embryo hence I'm older!You have answered 3questions the way I would have done....I'll have to think of something else now...

1) Jelly answered this like I was going to. I would thank him for bringing so many wonderful people into my orbit but now I'm gonna have to go with the back up plan of my phone number, a picture of my 23 yr old self and a blindfold. Its kind of anonymous as a) I don't look like my 23 yr old self anymore and b) he's blindfolded oh and c) I would use my phone voice on him lol

2)My best feature eeeerm I have great boobs but I would also say my eyes. I've been told I smile with my eyes and they have a twinkle in them lol-naughty glint more like!

What would I like to change....my stomach for sure. " cesareans do not a good tummy make. This next op I might ask if they wanna trim a bit off you know while I'm out and all hehe.

3)Scenario of regular joe Rob working in the sex shop. There's this thing called the tongue which is like a large tongue (duh!) I would ask him if its as good as a real tongue and get him to demonstrate so I could check for differences. From there things would lead to a full scale sexathon using most items in the shop leaving the poor sweet darling exhausted, completely in my thrall and tied to me forever lmaooooo

4)This is the 3rd question I would have answered like Jelly, i can't get that damn MOTU scene out of my head, the other one we answered the same was boobage! Soooooooooo I think I will have to go with the mirror scene in the changing room in the Office fanfic-oh boy yes yes thank you very much. Something extremely erotic about mirrors hehehehe. One wall in my bedroom is floor to ceiling mirrored wardrobes-just sayin LOL

5)This is where Stan and I have similar idea's Rob and I would go down the pub, have a few beers, then I think we would go see a band as I know he is into music and I love going to see live bands, then we would get a cab back to his place as he lives nearer tothe capital than I do and I would stay over. Feigning nightmares in the night to slip into his bed and let him comfort me in his own inimitable way-sigh, I think I might dream about that tonight actually.

Brilliant questions, very difficult to answer, well thought out xx

Cake That Nikki said...

Afternoon Ho's :)
1)If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?
It would be a link to this blog. And the note would say, come and have a read, it's sure to make you laugh. Don't be scared of us we're all quite normal really ;)
2) What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?
I quite like my eyes and I always wear eye make-up to make the best of them
3)Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?
Oooh I saw something advertised once that vibrates and it fits on your tongue to aid oral! I'd let him have a go with that if he asked nicely ;)
4)If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?
Oh I LOVE Tattward and his pierced cock! I'd def be Bella in anysex scene
5)You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.
Perfect.Perfect.Perfect.Perfect.Perfect!

Good Q's :)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oh yes if it had to be a scene from the saga then I'm with Stan again, the scene from BD, after she is a vampire where they make love for the first time

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mary - " Don't be scared of us we're all quite normal really." You have read the Community Fan Fiction on this site, haven't you???? LMAO

I actually do think he would find this blog hilarious.

Cake That Nikki said...

@Dangrdafne MUAHAAAAHAAAA he'd love it!!

Nessa Lomiva said...

@Dangredafne - Oh, my, we practically answered the same on the first question, as would've Nibbles apparently.
Speaking of which @Nibbles - Us, twins? Coooool! Hello my long lost twin sister. So fucking awesome to meet you.

And, again @Dangredafne - LMFAO at CFF comment. Yes, I think Rob would love it, especially cause he doesn't seem to be too normal either, LoL

Becky said...

Without reading anything...


1) If you could send Rob Pattinson anything in the mail (except yourself) with a small personalized note or letter that had to be anonymous, what would it be and what would your note say?
oohh what a hard question.... Maybe I would send him glasses.His eyes are obviously bad if he would choose Kristen over me , lol!

2) What is your best physical feature and what physical feature do you wish you could change?

My best feature? mmm... I guess I would say my boobs. not as perky as they once were, lol, but still not bad. I would def change my ears, they are too big and stickout!!I always wear my hair down. My sisters used to call me Dumbo (fucking bitches!, lol)

3) Scenario: Rob is a regular joe working at your local sex shop. He offers to give you a demonstration of anything in the store. What would you do?

I think I would die of embarrassment long before he could demonstrate anything!! But I'd like to see him wield a riding crop...

4) If you got to live out any scene from the twilight saga or your favourite twilight fanfic what would it be and which character would you be?

Oh would def go with fanfic, I quite like the Thomas Tallis scenein MoTU! (where they are in his play room),or the pooltable one.....

5) You win a date with Rob at a charity auction. Describe in 5 sentences or less what your night would be like.

I would have nothing to wear, would be so nervous I'd either be sick or have the runs, lol!!
I imagine it would a disaster!! Shit always happens to me!!

Becky said...

@Mary oh Tattward and his piercings, I forgot about him! I'm with you, any scene would be awesome!!

TwiWeasel said...

Grrr...RL has kicked my ass today. I might be able to get to the questions tomorrow. Maybe.

Nessa Lomiva said...

I too would love to have a taste of Tattward's piercing in my insides. Yummy! :D

Twired Jen said...

1. If I could send Rob anything in the mail, anonymously of course, it would be a simple note. The note would read: "I'm sure all of the attention is overwhelming at times, but please don't ever forget to stay true to yourself. You are a great actor, and we all look forward to seeing what else you have in store. P.S. Don't cheat on KStew, or I'll hunt you down!"

2. My best physical feature are my eyes...an ex boyfriend used to teasingly call them "poo-green." They aren't really hazel, but more greenish-gold...Poo Green. My least fave is my legs hands down. They are short and stubby and I hate the shape.

3. I'd tell him I'm not really into sex toys, but asked if he'd make out with me instead. I'd love to simply kiss that man. Then of course I'd seduce him...

4. I would definitely want to be Bella, walking down the beach and seeing Edward's naked ass staring back at me...then getting to fuck him like crazy in the warm water under the moonlight.

5. Assuming he's single, we'd go to a pub have a few beers then head to a cool venue like the Viper Room to listen to a band play. The music would be super loud so we'd have to lean in super close to hear each other. We'd get a little drunk and stumble back to the Chateau Marmont where we'd hop in the jacuzzi and have deep meaningful conversations all night long, followed by early morning sex and room service. :)

twilightcupcake said...

Hey everyone.

Awesome answers all around. Sorry I made you think so hard but you all gave me lots of good scenarios. I am enroute in the car and have been working all day. I'll get to a computer soon to give my answers and my comments on yours :)

StarlitViolets said...

Okay - so I deserve to be publicly flogged for being so late, BUT I promise to be good for next week's. And a warning - I've had a few drinks, so I have a serious lack of filter at this point.

In any case, here I go...

1. What would I send to Rob:

A mix tape (well, CD). And the note would say, "These speak to my soul. If you want to speak to me - call me at 555-Yes!"

2. Physical feature.

Best: Eyes. I have very dark brown eyes that are slightly almond shaped.

Worst: The rest of me. I have a few extra pounds to lose because of some medications from over the years that I recently got off of.

3. Rob working at the sex shop.

I'd take him into the bunny booth and show him what I could do for HIM. I've got skills, baby!

4. Living out my Twi-Fantasy.

Hmm... This is tough only because I'd have to narrow it down. First - I'd be Bella in CW&IA. Then I'd be Edward in Breaking Dawn so I could rip open Bella's uterus with my teeth. LMAO! Okay - so that's the booze talking, but I couldn't resist.

5. I won Rob!

I have two versions of this answer. The REAL version and the SEXUAL version.

REAL: We talk over dinner about music and books (cuz I read A LOT). We head to a concert and drink a lot. Along the way we become BFFs and I give him wise advise about life and love. We're forever friends.

SEXUAL: Dirty talk. Naked time. 'Nuff said.

twilightcupcake said...

Okay ladies, I'll weigh in on your answers in a couple of days and choose a winner. I hate Fridays because I work all frickin day so I need the FFF and DML to keep it balanced but have to catch up.

My answers (and goddamn I made hard questions!)
1) I would send him a nice new guitar with a note asking him to make an album for us. Knowing he'd be spending hours with his fingers all over that thing makes me wet.
2) Best feature: My ass. I'm Asian yet I ended up with a JLo ass. I'm curvy and love it.
Worst feature: where to start? I am most self conscious about my lazy eye which I've had corrected a few times. Most of my family can't even tell which is the bad one so it must be okay but I definitely avoid eye contact with people because of it.
3) I would ask him to show me the sex swing and give me a good demonstration (after he slipped on a condom of course - preferably strawberry flavoured)
4)Is it strange that I would want to live out the moment at the end of Breaking Dawn when she can finally let Edward hear all her thoughts and then they live happily ever after. I think to see the joy on his face of realizing how loved he was would be wonderful.
5) This is assuming in this scenario I am totally cool and not star struck, flustered, and a blubbering idiot at all.

We'd hang out at home and play Guitar Hero and Rockband (which I know he sucks at). Then when dinner was ready (which we'd muddle through cooking together because how fun would that be too be cutting veggies with Rob) we'd sit on the floor and eat at the coffee table. After dinner I'd make and feed him wonderful cupcakes of course. Then we'd spend the rest of the evening playing guitar, piano, and singing together in my living room (love doing this now anyways but with Rob would be a dream). Lastly, (in my dreams) we'd shag on the couch, in the kitchen, in the shower, in my bed with Mr. TC, and then I'd wake up between the two of them. But not in my dreams we'd hug and stay good friends who happened to get together every week to jam and hang out.

Sigh. Oh and my kids would run around and call him Uncle Rob and ask him crazy questions while he gave them that quizzical look and ran his fingers through his hair.

TwiWeasel said...

Gah! You'll have to count my ass out for FFF this week. I ended up taking my youngest to the doc this morning since she'd been running a continuous fever since last Wednesday. *sigh* Another ear infection...and she already has tubes in her ears (her second set, in fact.) Come on warm weather!! We need to get out and have some fresh air and sunshine and open the doors and windows and get rid of all the stale/sick air in our house!

twilightcupcake said...

Ack - Blogger lost my comment again. Anyways the big winner is Nibbles! She had to win for discussing the tongue - I must find that thing at the shop next time.
Runner up is BiteMe! for having very creative answers.
Shortest answer prize goes to Mrs. P it's like the opposite of her staring contest
For all those well endowed ladies I envy you.
And those of you who would have sent him a thank you collage - you are too cute!