Twilight started us all lusting over one man (mainly) Edward and/or Robert Pattinson. Apparently some people have difficulty differentiating between the two; for me its Robert that wins hands down. What do you think? Team Edward or Team Robert?
Sooo...Team Robert or...
Tis a puzzlement is it not?
I mean we lust after these men, I say these and not this because don't we see them as separate entities? Some say they fell in love with the character Edward but in lust with Robert.
Edward is your romantic hero, with morals, scruples and unswerving loyalty to his chosen one. Whilst I would be enamoured of this at first, eventually, kind of like Bella I would be for fucks sake just boff me already.
Stuff your virtue Eddie look at my boobies!!!!
Again, say it... Team Edward or...
Team "How YOU doing?" Robert
Robert, on the other hand appears to be quite a loyal lover man too and also seems like a genuinely nice guy who would be more than happy to hump his girlfriend at the drop of a hat....ooooppsss my hat
(He just looks so, "mmm I'm gonna eat you")
or Robert, the unforgettable night between the sheets?