I have felt a disturbance around the balls...the guys have been complaining...Mrs P let this be your last warning leave the balls alone (stern look) and whoever leaves the attic last make sure the door is locked else Mrs P will be on it like a ho on stiff dick! (hehe)
Much has been discussed about the peens of the Twilight crew and of course one member (bwahahaha) in particular....Robert. Now he's getting a little miffed with all this mumbling
around his peen. I keep telling him let them suck it and see as my grandma used to say (a psychic ho of the first order!) but he doesn't want his peen sucking by all and sundry (strange I know)
So for the last time he is settling this argument himself with picture proof!
See it's this big!
Anyway back to the disturbed balls. As I was diligently buffing them they cleared and a picture of Kellan came into view. As I pondered Kellans smiling face a message arrived from the collective ho-dom. A question regarding sexual positions of our boys as Mrs P had asked what us ho's liked...so us ho's wanted to know what the boys liked.
I looked back at Kellan's balls, his smile, his naked chest and there it was.... a head bobbing back and forth, I'm not sure but it may have been Jelly babes on a DNA gathering mission (maybe this is in your future Jelly babes) Kellan loves his blow jobs! It seems though that he is quite happy to reciprocate and despite it being held in popular belief he is not a lazy or selfish lover.
Hell yes ho's form an orderly queue I am ready!
Jaksper pants face appeared next...we all know deep down behind that innocent face
and shy smile he is a dirty lil fucker, Mrs P knows it, I know it and hell I'm psychic! With his wide reaching fingers and impressive hand span-chord changes can do things to a guys fingers plus all that picking and plucking at strings Jaksper will not leave you unsatisfied when it comes to strumming those special places...
You know I'm not gonna leave you hanging ladies, its all in the fingers, see one in , the thumb for the man in the boat and the others well I'll let you find that out hehe...
Carlisle is very secretive and needless to say also very erm private and faithful. Looking at his balls though he is a devoted and sensitive lover, employing all his medical knowledge to get into every nook and cranny...
The sexual positions of Robert are varied. A man of many talents as we have seen already on these pages he does not leave us wanting.
Yeah I'm pretty relieved too Robbie babes.
Billy's balls were rather muddy, I tried polishing them but given as he is to his manly pursuits of hunting and fishing his balls have been rather inactive. He enjoys his man time and is often found to be swimming nekkid in the creek. His Quileute friends indulge his passion for skinny dipping but the mud wrestling and butt slapping are frowned upon. Harry remains confused!
I did try to see visions of the Volturi caught in the act unfortunately they are so old they balls are worn and so thin I daren't rub too hard in case they break.
Marcus as I've mentioned keeps his peen on a pipe rack and has the excuse its a cigar he's keeping for a special occasion if anyone asks. What he doesn't know is Demetri (warrior, pfft closet gay) often comes in for a quick puff on it whilst Marcus is otherwise bored elsewhere. (Demetri has a tiny peen and gets quite beside himself about this.) Marcus feels a curious sensation and will be seen to raise an eyebrow as Demetri puffs away. Other members of the volturi household just think Marcus is constipated at these times.
Felix with his ma-hoosive wang bullies Alex and Demetri into 3 somes hidden away in the catacombs away from Jane/John who is desperate to get in on this action. John/Jane is rather
pissy as Caius makes him perform fallatio on his teeny weeny which is a bit like sucking a cocktail sausage, some taste, a little slimy and not very fulfilling. As Alex is a eunuch he does take it up the duffer all the time which can lead to some unfortunate accidents, hence he paralyses people so he can run off and clean up without embarrassment!
If any of you ho's are having difficulty with my predictions you may have to go back to Mrs P's page and read the great penis debate. All will become clear my ho's.
Oh my the veil between my eyes and the balls is falling, blocking my psychic touch upon their surface...until next time my ho's. Psychic Nibbles is out....