Do you think they would be flattered, upset, outraged, laughing themselves stupid? I hope to God that it would be the latter as I like to believe that they haven't gone all Hollywood superstar on us yet and still have a sense of humour.
Rob, I swear, I never wrote a fanfic or ever enjoyed reading one about you...honest .... (fingers crossed behind back)
I mean we love our guys right? Right! We love them lots and we don't like it when people say mean things about them. Ok some of the stuff we write can be a little close to the bone, ha ha I said bone....aaaa yep sigh..
Chaps, its all meant tongue in cheek (I prefer cock in mouth) but I guess that expression will do.
I love you Robert, this token of my DNA will prove it to you my preciousssssss
(who said fanatic)
I kinda think Jasper would be like "I did what...how many times?...Cool"
You can see it in his face he's thinking "Awwww man, Mary made me butt fuck Carlisle"
Then of course, the things that poor Robert has been forced to do in the attic, TigerLily and Z Any Mouse are not gentle beings. I'm a pussy cat...(what??!!!) I'm always hosing the guys down, tending to their um needs. Supplying lube, fresh towels, rubbing oil into their hot little bodies..
Nibs, I still got liquid latex on me hun
Shut up gimp, else back in the box you go...oooh sorry, I didn't realise you ladies were still here. Um sorry darling, be right with you (where's that bloody bull whip)
So do you think our guys would take it all with a pinch of salt. I mean if they weren't famous would we be blogging about the hot guy called Rob who worked in the local sex shop....mmmmmaybe but probably not.
I dreamt I was a famous movie star with ho's blogging about me and shit
Haha, so what you reckon, would they pissed off or pissing themselves if they found our blogs?