Monday, 8 March 2010

7 Deadly Sins-Avarice




Hello Miss Greedy Thing


Now Avarice is listed in the dictionary as an insatiable greed for riches and hording of wealth; unfortunately my avarice tends to be that I am insatiably greedy for Robert and to a slightly lesser degree Jaksperpants, Kluts, the Doc and quite possibly James, well Cam to be more exact. (Sorry Stan, I do not lust after TayTay/Jacob at all. He has a fit body, its nice to look at and all but I prefer the others. Hmmm actually we haven't included Laurent at all have we and he's pretty fit, also I lurved his hair!

Laurent looking mighty fine but


me thinks Edi Gathegin looks even finer. (Think Mary might think so too)


Oh James, all the ladies love a bad boy

Mr Gigandet looks so much nicer without James' ponytail


Oh Mr Lutz, you don't have to take your clothes off to give give me a good time (sometimes it helps but in this picture my imagination goes wild-yum yum) His eyes just... WOW!




I usually go misty eyed and dewy pantied over KLutz's body but these two pictures are just mouth watering....I am greedy for more Mr Lutz!

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news I gotta bad case of wanting to fu...oops hehe


Peter, I love you as Carlisle and you make my blood pressure rise not inconsiderably but seeing you like this its gone through the roof!!


Despite the awful wigs they put you in Jaksperpants, you are a cutiepie



See that full, pouty bottom lip, those twinkling eyes...I wanna do bad things to him


My avariciousness (if there is any such word) knows no bounds, bad vamps, good vamps, wanting them when they're not vamps at all lol but good golly Missy Molly, this is the main man that I wanna horde in my attic of the Damned....horny forever and a day...


Um, no words, the trail, the gravity defying pants, the...the...


White shirt-check, faded jeans-check, sexified hair....need I go on?


He seriously is one terrifyingly good looking mother fucker isn't he?!

Avarice-the hording and extreme lusting after of vampires and their human selves-as defined not by Websters or the Oxford English Dictionary but by Nibbles internal sexometer...I make no apologies for scrollitus I had to get all these pictures in...


Who do you want in you own attic of the damned....horny?



37 comments:

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

So uninspired today, so unmotivated which is why, yes, I admit, I just scrolled through this post, and then, wham bham died. That last photo of Rob!!! Dear god.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Must admit when I saw that I just stopped what i was doing and had a good old look at him. The lips, the eye colour, the jaw....sigh

Mary said...

Ooh fab pics Nibbles, and I do indeed agree with the Edi pic, verrrrrrry tasty.
I must say this post has cheered me up a touch. I've got really bad PMS, my tits feel as if they're actually about to explode and I could quite happily punch someone today.

Off to be on my own for a bit :(
xxx

Stan said...

Mmmm, lovely! And don't apologise for not lusting after Beacob, all the more for those of us who do :o)

@Mary, sending you gentle non-irritating PMS friendly hugs.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Aw Mary, your poor boobies, I empathise greatly!

@Stan, how you doing? Where's the stalker chicken? Did you get message about FFF and er the other thing LOL

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

@Mary, PMSL. I hate PMS. I just had my period last week, so for me to actually feel like I have PMS now is totally weird.

Mary said...

Thanks fellow Ho's

I've just had a text from my friend ...."have you seen the Eclipse trailer" OMFG is it out there really???????? Has anyone seen it???
If it's there, how the chuff am I going to avoid it now??!!! HELLPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

whoo one good thing about having an ex directory no periods, I will not miss those, bloody bain of my life which is why they're doing it in first place lol. One male consultant said it was acceptable to have a period for 3 weeks and a break of 4 days, pulease, you try it sunshine!!

Stan said...

Is it really out? Not heard anything mentioned?

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

not seen or heard a thing, everyone get on google and stuff now LMAOOOOO

Mary said...

@Nibbles I'd have kicked him in the bollocks!
@Stan that's what i've heard

Stan said...

Well, Mary, get back on your bloody phone and 'hear' where she watched it! Go now! Run! (Please :o) )

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

PMSL @ Mary, I thought about it then I thought about the court case and the fine and rose above it and saw a female consult instead! In my head I ripped his dick off like in Hostel 2!!!

Mary said...

are you really sure you want to do this?? because if you do watch it you know damn well i'll have to watch it too!!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Stan-is she on the phone yet? Why isn't she on the phone yet? Make her get on the phone already LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stan said...

Yes I bloody do! Trailers are fair game :o)

Mary said...

You Tube

Stan said...

Link? There'll be loads of fanmade ones on there, we'll never find an official one *sob*

Mary said...

No link she just said You Tube. It's prob not even an official one after all that

Mary said...

Did you find one?

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Ooooooooooooooo you tube, you're right it prolly isn't real. I will look later-supposed to be working (ahem)

Stan said...

Nah, there's thousands of them! If it was a real one I think there's have been something about it on Twitter and the blogs. Only 4 more days until it's out officially anyway :o)

Mary said...

My bad

Becky said...

23 comments!! I get stuck doing chores and miss everything!

Words fail me Nibbles, its a good job I am sitting down whilst looking at those pics, lol!

Now I have to go to pre-school! BBL to read all the comments.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OMG...that last photo of Rob...It's what I picture him looking like in the morning when the sun is rising in our bedroom (was that a little too creepy? Who cares. LOL!)
Can I say for the record that I not only am NOT attracted to Carlisle (Peter), I actually find him a little skeevy? I don't know why...he just makes me barf a little in my mouth.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OK---I'm going to recant my "barf" statement because I think that is a little extreme...so let's just say he does nothing for me. I feel better.

Dangrdafne said...

Mary may I share Edi with you? Oh he is just so lovely.

Those are amazing non-Twilight pictures of the boys. Such nice eye candy for a Monday morning. Thank you!

TooMuchCoffee said...

Gravity-defying pants... I know, right?!!
I just want to bite/nibble/suck Cam's bottom lip!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Those pants should by rights just slide past those hips ummmmm

Mary said...

@Dangrdafne yes i'll share, just cos you ooooh hang on hypo back inna bit

Mary said...

as I was saying i'll happily share a bit of Edi with you. Not gonna say it'll be so easy to pry him away from Nibbles though lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

He's a fine piece o' man meat is Edi, I was pleasantly surprised how good he looks out of character-nom nom nom

smartEpantz said...

I am the embodiment of Avarice as I just right clicked and saved my way through this post....gimmee gimmeee...need mooorrreee...pant...pant...

xoxo

Stacked Like Sookie said...

It's Tuesday moring here & only have to wait 2 days to see Remember Me & Eclipse trailer! Woo Hoo!
Scrumdidlyumptious photos Nipps. Especially the last one of Rob. YUM. I've been having serious lust issues with Jasperpants lately. That pouty bottom lip & gorgeous green eyes.I do love all the boys as themselves, so much hotter but I love Laurent's dreads. There's something about dreads on a black man. They just don't look the same on white people.
That's such a fucking male thing to say about periods. I had a contraceptive implant fitted into my arm a few months ago & havn't had a period since so no pmt, no nothing! Love it! I would recommend it to anyone who's suffering.

twilightcupcake said...

Oh i love this whole post. From the yellow gown to the best Rob photo at the bottom. You actually made me hold my breath. Seriously like in a fanfic and Edward was looking at me. Argh how am I going to get through dinner with the kids!

Living with Edward said...

Wow, those are some nice scrumpcious photos. I approve. haha

(Molly) Twinatic said...

love it, love the pics, agree a million percent!!!

the official eclipse trailer's not out yet I don't think, but, they just started running the new moon DVD release comercials ... and Anna Kendrick gave a soundbite about the upcoming trailer at the oscars last night ... I wonder if one of those were what your friend saw ...