Here we are Friday again YES!!! I love fridays...Anyhow last week....
Becky picked....
SmartEpantz as winner of last weeks FFF.
Smarts is a loon of the first order and I love her to bits so I was really pleased she got to pick the questions so its over to Smarts...my comments in red...I told you last week I have issues ok...deal with it pmsl ...Psst Smarts, you're on...
Okays, so I've no fucking clue how exactly I'm supposed to go about submitting this, or what the accepted protocol is for the whole question asky thingy. That means you're just gonna have to live with the fact that I'm going to spew word vomit all over you, and then you can feel free to edit me as you see fit. Sound good??? I fucking hope so! :D (sounds fanfuckingtastic to me except the vomit part, not so much a fan of that!)
I have to start off giving a shout out to @Becky, my fellow Hairsticker and Scarlett lover! WOOT!!! **waves excitedly**
I'm glad I'm not alone in this crazy world. Although I usually just wait till the hair dries and then throw it in the trash...we all have our own methods! (um I have a confession, I realised this morning whilst in the shower that I do er something similar, I put my hair on the soap dish, we don't use the dish btw, then I throw it in the bin when I get out...is this still gross?)
He can leave whatever the fuck he wants in my shower, preferably himself!
Right. So. On to the questions....
*DISCLAIMER*
I am a total fucking noob so if you've done these ??'s before that's just too damn bad. Suck it the fuck up and answer them again because I wasn't around the first time, and I want to get to know you whorefaces dammit!!!
Now I feel better.
On with it.
(fuck you go girl, don't mess with the Smarts!)
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
Don't diss the sparkles dude, they made you what you are!
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience. I'm eleventy bajillion percent sure this has been asked before, but allow me to qualify...I'm not talkin' about an "oooops I tripped over the curb and faceplanted right in front of a cute bloke" kinda thing. I mean complete and utter TORTURE!!! Something that will forever be etched into the folds of your brain. I realize we all have unique experiences, so I'll just say that as far as I'm concerned there is noooooo such fucking thing as TMI...be as open as you are comfortable with. I may be new, but I would bet my left tit that there is no one here that will be judgemental and self-righteous about anyone else's answers.
I would so find your sausage and make you never wonder about being a girl again....ever
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
What d'ya mean actors don't count (harumpf) jewellry counts though yeah?
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
Sigh...I did this very same thing when I worked in the Wheatsheaf pub....hey I bet Rob would have been well impressed bwahahahahaaaaa. I know...its a talent *bows
5) You bump into Rob at a pub and share a few pints. You hit it off, and the flirting and sexual tension is palpable. You both step out for a smoke and suddenly find yourselves a tangled mess of tongues and hot breath and despite all the frantic groping and exploring, you can't seem to get close enough to each other. (Holy fuck, I just got myself all hot and panting) He pulls back, with a throaty voice and intense glare he tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
Can I get 3 Rob's and me to go please-now!!
There you have it. I hope I didn't disappoint.
I am truly honored to be involved in this fuckery!
Bear hugs and clit rubs.
xoxoxo
E
Damn so there you have Smarts friday fun fuckery, hope you have fun um doing it as much as I've enjoyed doing it with you ho's. Smarts....I always enjoy doing it with you pmsl....oh dear *wipes eyes. I can't wait for these answers...
Also look out for the adventures of mini e or mini e does work experience tomorrow!
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Okay..First timer here.
So bare with me..it may hurt a little...
1) My prior fixation was Harry Potter.
*hangs head in shame*
Yeap. I was there, midnight, when the books were released. Dessed up to the nines with a big witchy hat and big round glasses on.
I loved it.
THEN the ending happened...and I was SO disappointed with the anti climax that was Book 7 that I searched out a new love.
Hence..Twilight... :D
2) My most embarrassing story would definitely have to be the time that Mr. Poptarrts and I were living with my parents for a few months. They were both at work, we were unemployed and we decided to get a shower together.
Theres is where the TMI comes in..
Yea...did I mention there was no lock on the bathroom door (that was shortly rectified however) and so my mother, who had only just met Mr. Poptarrts, taking her daughter in a very "compromising" position...
I near died...
3)Asides from stealing the obvious... *cough*theprecious*cough* then I'd have to stick with Bellas truck. I fell in love with it the moment I saw it.
Either that, or Charlies moustache. ;)
4)True love is watching your boyfriend wear nothing but a pair of raggity old white boxers and sit on the floor infront of a tiny tv screen playing xbox and whilst he scratches his nether regions he tilts his ass up to let one tremedously loud fart out. Then when says I love you shortly after, you say it back.
5. I would accept the offer. You say KSTEW has to be in the "mix"? Fine. She can watch. And cry :)
This was HARD!
er sorry for any confusion I forot to change the date so its only just appeared in right place Doh!!!!
pmsl@poptarrts your devotion to Mr Poptarrts is amazing but yeah we do these things don't we
Oh my shit. I know it's supposed to be FUN, I didn't realize how hard these ?'s were until I actually answered them.
1)This time last year, I spent my time and energy focusing on my family, cleaning my house, and basically just making sure my shit was running like a well oiled machine. I turned on my computer to check my email, pay bills, and occasionally check my myspace. Last April, my niece forced me to sign up for Face Book, and I immediately was hooked. I would spend hours a day finding old friends and new, and playing Farkle after the kids were in bed. I thought that was addictive at the time. Pffffffftt. The fuck did I know??? Not a fucking thing. That’s what. This was about 5 mos before I read the books. We now know how that shit turned out.
2) This is a serious question for me as it is rooted in my ultimate fear: Flying. It is well known to those in my RL that I don’t fly and why. I used to fly a lot as a child of divorced parents who lived across the country from each other. When I was about 13, I became gripped with a paralyzing fear of heights and flying. I don’t know why. Anyways…I decided that I wasn’t going to fly anymore. And I didn’t for 9 years, until my sister in law needed someone to come help take care of her while she underwent dialysis treatment. I decided to get up and over myself and face my fear. I flew from Minneapolis to Memphis with nothing more than a few jumps, jolts, and jitters. Yay me!! I made the return trip 5 days later with a completely different result.
It was dark on the trip home and I think that was what ultimately ended up triggering the most epic panic attack I have ever had, or witnessed. I am not exaggerating in the least when I say it looked like a scene straight out of a horror movie. I was hyperventilating, frantic, couldn’t sit down, 2 flight attandants were trying to calm me down to no avail. All the passengers were staring and talking about me, one even stood up and (I shit you negative) said, “I’m a Doctor, can I help?” I was so distraught that the details are fuzzy, but they brought me an airsickness bag to breathe into, and a cool cloth (seriously?) and had me moved to the front of the plane so they could try to keep me calm. The entire flight was focused on me and my insanity. It was humiliating. Mortifying even. I was embarrassed to say the least, but my fear had turned me into a complete lunatic. I have no doubt that the people who were on that flight still talk about the fucking nut who completely lost her shit that one time. That was over 10 yrs ago and I have not stepped on a plane since. Aaaaaand now you know why if I can figure out how to get to Foooooorrrrrkkkssss…it won’t be on a motherfucking airplane.
3)I would take the red robe that Edward wears during the confrontation with the Volturi. Orrrr, I would go into Charlie’s fridge and swipe the stash of Vitamin R that is undoubtedly cooling there. Yep.
4)My Mother-in-law has a saying…”you know you truly love someone when you are willing to live the rest of your life without them.”
I don’t know exactly WTF that means, but to me True Love is simply putting someone else before yourself. That someone else’s happiness is more important to you than your own. If you’re lucky enough to be in a reciprocal relationship, then you have it made.
5)Oh hell to the yes I accept. We go back to his place, and pick up where we left off, Kristin tries to get involved, but she’s fumbling and twitchy which just frustrates Rob. She may be young and skinny, but I've been around the cock a few more times than she has (and years of gymnastics have made me quite bendy) so my mind-blowing expertise leaves Rob forgetting her name altogether. He then insists that I take my time teaching him the vast amounts of pleasure that he never knew existed.
(see: The Anonymous Series by Sin and Shame)
**gulp**
Nibbles, you took my paltry submissions and sprinkled your DarkFairy dust all over them and now they Sparkle like Diamonds in the Sunlight. I bow to you daily. You are excellent!
xoxoxo
E
Smartie babes-fucking love you, it is hard isn't it. I enjoy sprinkling my fairy dust (rofl@fairy) around the place-I will be popping in and out today as mega bloody busy!!!
Great answers so far!
@nibbles I loves you back and you rock me like a fucking hurricane!
Mwahs!
@smartEpantz & Nibs - it would be like a fucking hurricane if you two ever met up in RL. I know for def that nobody else need bother coming too, because there's no chance they'd get a word in!
Love you both MWAH
@Poptarrt Congrats on popping your FFF cherry my little lovely :o)
Forgot to say, I'm just going to make myself a lovely Rob of coffee then tackle these questions :o)
Oops, just did the virtual version of the wandering off I do when I'm on Messenger, lol. Ok, will look at the questions now!
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
Don't laugh. Guinea Pigs. I used to breed them a bit and had about 30 this time last year. It was far too many and so I started letting them go to new homes and then sadly the exceptionally cold winter claimed a few. I just have three in my piggy shed now, which is also much more compatible with my Twi-life. Oh, I did the FB thing too. I don't go on now, hardly ever.
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience.
I used to have a real phobia of dentists and didn't go for years and years. It got to the point where my gums were in a really bad state, I'd cover my mouth when I was talking to people and try not to smile because I was mortified about anyone seeing. I was so embarrassed about my mouth, this is how bad it was, that even in the very last stages of labour as I was pushing my son out, because I had my mouth open I actually put a towel over my face. I thought to do that whilst going through childbirth. When the baby was 3mths old I finally plucked up the courage to go to the dentist and get myself sorted out. It was such a relief to finally not have to hide anymore. Actually writing that down was pretty uncomfortable for me still, 6yrs later.
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
I'll have Beacob's jorts ;o)
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
Putting up with a wife who fills the house with pictures of another man, including a life-size cutout of him in your kitchen and one of a muscly teenager in the cloakroom and still being able to tell her you love her :o)
5) Rob tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
I decline. I'm 33, overweight and have had 3 kids. She's 19 and Kristen Stewart. He really doesn't need to be able to see me side by side with her under those circumstances, lol! Obviously, cos he's a bloke, he'd just be trying it on anyway, as soon as he realised he wasn't going to get anywhere with his demands I'm sure he'd back down with his demands anyway ;o)
Good questions Smartz and good adlibs Nibs. Can't believe you put the jewellery pic in though, I had that and Mr Stan chucked it in the bin, I'd never even had it out of the box :o( (not a sign of true love!)
Wow! those quesions are fab! Unfortunately I have a bunch of non-twi ho's ( I have almos converted 2 of them)coming round for lunch so will have to answer later.
Morning Ho's
Not read any answers yet, so here I go
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
Wesley Snipes *sigh* I used to spend a lot of time drooling over him and imagining just how big and shiny his cock would be.
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience. I'm eleventy bajillion percent sure this has been asked before, but allow me to qualify...I'm not talkin' about an "oooops I tripped over the curb and faceplanted right in front of a cute bloke" kinda thing. I mean complete and utter TORTURE!!! Something that will forever be etched into the folds of your brain. I realize we all have unique experiences, so I'll just say that as far as I'm concerned there is noooooo such fucking thing as TMI...be as open as you are comfortable with. I may be new, but I would bet my left tit that there is no one here that will be judgemental and self-righteous about anyone else's answers.
I was at the funeral of a very good friends Mum. We were all standing around afterwards and I hadn't seen my friends sisters for a while so we were having a good old catch up. It was when we were trying to get pregnant with Jack and someone asked me how it was going. I spouted something along the lines of "with all the sex he's getting Mr Mary thinks he's died and gone to heaven" Cue an hour long silence, well it felt like that anyway. So fucking cringeworthy.
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
I'm gonna say the red robe Edward wore so I could wrap it around myself in bed. It'd have to be the robe cos i'm a big gal and nowt else of his would fit ;)
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
True love means staying with him even though he fucked up majorly a few years ago after lieing about money that we lost everything in the space of a week. I mean home and business here, not minor shit. It was a very bad time for me, ask Stan lol, but we've worked through a lot of stuff since then and I do love my man :)
5) You bump into Rob at a pub and share a few pints. You hit it off, and the flirting and sexual tension is palpable. You both step out for a smoke and suddenly find yourselves a tangled mess of tongues and hot breath and despite all the frantic groping and exploring, you can't seem to get close enough to each other. (Holy fuck, I just got myself all hot and panting) He pulls back, with a throaty voice and intense glare he tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
Simple, drug the bitch and show Rob that an older woman has many advantages in the bedroom department. pass the ice cubes someone ;) Oh and have I mentioned I can still do the splits.
Fuck me that was hardwork but fun!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! Just ordered me a Wolfbrella! Muahahahaaaa!
Ok SmartEPantz, looks like you and you know who have dominated the bloggy world today, so since I answered "his question", I shall now answer all of yours (geez, the Pantz family has a lot of questions) LOL!
1)Harry Potter...hangs head with Poptarrt. I had no desire to take any to bed with me, but I was fascinated with the whole series.
2)Lets see...I had one of those "get your period and walk through half the day of school with it all over the back of your pants" days in middle school. Pretty fucking awesome.
3)I would take Rob's Red Robe from the Volturi fight scene and wear it to bed FOREVER.
4)True love is when your hubby goes to the store and buys you pads, diet coke, a pack of smokes, and a cup of coffee ...and the only thing he adds to the shoppping list is a box of condoms (even though he obviously wont be using them for at least a few days)
5) I would tell him to fuck off...no way no how. Yup, I said it.
@Mary---just read your answers, looks like we have a Robe fight in our future...
Trying not to read everyone's answers first...
Happy Friday ladies! Enjoy a leg hump from me all around...
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
He he...you ready for this one?
Last BIG obsession...
Orange County Choppers. Mind you, this obsession started about six years ago. I am totally in love with all things gas powered and mortocycles are no exception. I fell head over heels for the Leaf Blower because I saw him riding his motorcycle one day and that combined with the tattoos...mmmm...yes please.
Anyway, I was part of a huge message board community, started my own message board at one point. Met tons of amazing people who many I'm still in contact with (some of whom are probably reading this b/c I switched them to the dark side...).
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience.
Umm...lmfao. I have a few but this one takes the cake.
I'm not usually one to get embarassed. Its almost like I lack that part of my brain that makes me feel embarassed for myself. I dunno.
One time when I was in HighSchool I was sitting around the ice rink after close with a bunch of super hot "older" (as in 20s) hockey players. I was flirting and haveing a fun time when I laughed really hard and farted so loud there was no way I could cover it up...yeah, never lived that one down.
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
I'm with the Wife on this one @Poptarrts...I would take Bella's truck for sure. Again, the gas powered obsession. I also would probably take the shitty dirtbikes.
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
True love comes in many forms. I don't think it only has to be between significant others. I think true love could also be a friend who is there for you no matter what. One who listens to even your shittiest moments and sits around and tells you its going to be ok. Or offers her sofa to you as long as you need it. True love in friendship means many things on many levels. I think that is one thing men don't fully understand...the depth of the love between women knows no bounds.
5) Rob tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
Hmmm...thats a tough one.
I'm with @Poptarrts again. I can show Patzy some shit Kstew doesn't even know how to pronounce. She would be to the side her eyes covered as I rocked his world.
Crap, these questions are good but hard. I never have enough time before work dammit! I'll have to give these some thought and get back on a little later. I know, everyone's holding their breath, right? :-p
@Stan - Yup, that's love!
@Mary - The funeral story...wow, awkward. I could hear the grasshoppers and the pin drop.
@MrsP - Yup, that's love!
@smartEpantz - OMG! How awful for you (on the airplane). I almost had a similar experience boarding the plane on the way to my wedding in Maui. The bitch/flight attendant thought she could make me check my wedding dress. WTF? I wasn't sure if I should hyperventilate, shit or go blind. Then I had an overwhelming urge to see if I could fit HER into the overhead compartment.
@Stoney - lmao @ the fart story. OMG, what did you do/say?
Fuck me, I have to get ready for work. At least it's Friday and Mr.Coffee has a surprise planned for me this weekend. Squeeee!
@MrsP Bring it on biatch!! ;)
@Mary---LMAO! I came back just to see if you would call me out, and you did...LOL!
Right, haven't looked at anyones answers, so here are mine! OH, my 't' key is being a motherfucking bitch today, so if anything doesn't make sense, just insert a T somewhere, lol!
Qu1. The last thing I was this crazy about was Buffy & Angel *sigh*, but that was a while ago.
Before I got into Twilight I used to watch lots of TV - CSI ( all of them), NCIS, Bones and all that, but now I am always on my laptop, busy reading blogs, Fanfic or on bloody Twitter!! My SKY + is almost full, lol. The only thing I have time for now, is Trueblood and Vampire Diaries ( and maybe Glee ssshhhh).
Qu.2 I have many embarassing momens, but I try and bury them deep!! Can't believe I am going o share but, before I was married, me and hubs were messing around ( you know what I mean), probably naked, and I said to him in my best breathy voice " I want you to suck my cock". Obviously not what I had intended on saying! He gave me a funny look, I went betroot then we both collapsed in fits of giggles! I have never lived it down.
Qu.3 Oohh your questions are good! Right I would like the yellow porsche! For obvious reasons!!
Also the red Volturi cloak that Edward wears, just cos I like it!
Qu.4 True Love? mm thats a toughie! I guess when you know all of your other half's annoying habits, but love them anyway, lol.
Qu5. Oh yes I would def be up for that, lol. I don't mind indulging in a little girl on girl if it means I get to have the Precious' Peen!! I could give her a little hand acion whilst having ROb!
Aiigghh I don't have time to answer right now. Dangrmomma should be here any second to leave on our trip.
But first I am soooo happy Poptarrts came out to play with us at FFF!!! HI POPTARRTS!!!
Second, the questions are really good and really hard, SmartEpantz - I LOVE the picture for SmartEpantz too Nibbles.
Third, please let's all send healing thoughts to Nibbles for her surgery tomorrow :) I love you and I hope it all goes well!
Hugs to all!!
@MrsP ROFL had to be done
@Becky Suck my cock! Fantastic
@smartEpantz OMG I had a panic attack reading about your plane episode. You poor little freak ;)
@Stoney bikes? really? lol
@Stan, you have your own jorts. See that makes me giggle and brings back fab memories of you wearing said jorts :)
@poptartt were you on your kness?
OMG we're actually going out tonight woohoooooo
Okay so it's to a 13 year olds birthday party but there's a bar there!!!
Have to go and wash Aaliyah's hair cos it takes about 3 hours to dry. I'm hoping I get drunk and embarass my children ;)
Big snogs all round for you lovely Ho's
MWAH xxxx
The answers so qu2. are so funny! @Stoney yours especially! I had tears, rofl!
@Smartz Your qu.2 answr sounds just awful! I am right there with you on hating flying & heights! I almost broke hubs fingers the last time we flew. We go camping now insead, lol.
All in all a truly excellent post ladies!
And to top my day off I have managed to persuade one of my friends to go and see Remember me, woot!
Ok Dangrmomma is late, so here are my answers:
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
Honestly nothing has fixated me EVER like Twilight has. My Breyer Model Horse collection and hobby would be the closest but it is nowhere near the obsession that is Twilight. I mean I created a blog...me, quiet little me, who doesn't like attention, created a blog to discuss Twilight (and a few other things of course). I have never reread books, I have never rewatched movies. I even travelled to Italy just to see the places in the book and movie! Granted I have travelled to Kentucky a few time for my model horses but it isn't quite the same. So this is the first thing that has made me lose days of my life and make my house a shambles but I wouldn't change it for anything!
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience.
I feel like I have had so many that I can't even remember one. Here is a taste: I remember 3rd grade watching a movie in school while eating ice cream sandwiches (vanilla ice cream inside 2 chocolate wafer like cookies) and wiping my hands on my dress... my cute WHITE dress. Then the lights came on at the end of the movie and of course I was a mess. Lots of laughing from others, lots of tears from me. I remember thinking who was stupid enough to give ice cream sandwiches to 3rd graders without napkins!! I also remember in 4th grade, while the teacher was out of the room, I was tipping back in my chair and as soon as the teacher walked in my chair fell backwards with me in it. Lots of laughing again but no tears from me. I did get in trouble with the teacher although it never really made sense why, I mean I fell in my chair, big deal. To avoid embarrassment in grade school I would wear shorts under my dresses because the boys always would pull up the girls dresses to see their underwear, I hated that. Just the normal embarrassing situations I think.
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
Easy the grand piano before it was broken!
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
I don't know if I have an answer for this one anymore. I thought I knew once but life changes.
5) Rob tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
Decline. I want to be the only object of affection ever for anyone.
Ugh I just typed out all my answers and blogger went fucking nuts on me and ate it all fuck, its been a wonderful day NOT!!! sigh starts again....
1)Previous obsession-Can I say beer? No, why not, me and beer were very well acquainted and I did it every day oh ok then I used to hang out somewhere called virtual places that was virtual rooms where ppl met up and chatted, I was in there a lot lol otherwise I can't say I've been obsessed with anything much...Just have to say OCC to Stoney-I love that show!!
2)Embarrassment-Oh my so many tales-there was the getting caught shagimg in the lorry park, that was embarrassing, there's the time my mum had a lingerie party and asked me to model some I was 18 and slim so yeah I didn't mind. I came down in a lovely white lace bra and skimpy knickers thing, threw the living room door open and jumped in hands above head, posing shouting ta daaaa, one of mums friends husband and son had come to collect her and I was right in front of them-I screamed and ran off upstairs to lots of laughter-I think I was the geeky sons wank fodder for a while! Oooo then I ran down a street flashing my boobs. The float I had hopped off in the family day parade to nip into a friends aunts house for a toilet break had moved siginificantly down the road a ways and I had to sprint to it, I was wearing a saloon girl outfit of basque and not a lot else, I'm on home videos somewhere of possibly a hundred or more people sigh, also I can be gullible ok, or I was in my youth, I had hiccups in my local bar, so my good friend (pfft) Alex said put your arms up in the air, so I did and he whipped my t shirt off over my head. i had no bra on being only a 30-32B at the time. The pub was packed and once again my nunga nungas were on display. My knickers fell down when the elastic broke at a wedding too, I just stepped out of them picked them up and put them in my pocket-SHIT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME lol
3) No actors? Pfft then I get Rose's and Edwards cars please
4)True Love-I dunno if I ever had it sorry, thought I had and got shit on from a great height- I love my hubtard lots, he does everything for me and expects nothing in return but my company so I don't do evenings on here really cos of that. He is a fantastic man and I love him very, very much
5) Oh hell yes! That skinny cow would be quaking in her boots when my alter ego Scarlett came out to play pmsl-that's what I get called a lot in RL when I go out with friends and get my flirty, naughty head on. Nibbles or Scarlett would make him forget she existed and we would live happily ever after. If she looked like Jolie or Scarlett Joho who I have girl crushes on then I'd be on it as a 3 way no probs LMAO-blogger be kind to me now.
I'll let Stan, Mary, Becks know how I am tomorrow, take care guys- xxxx
LMFAO
@TooMuchCoffee - I'm pretty sure I just looked at them all like, wtf and started laughing. Thankfully one of them had a thing for me and he saved the day by laughing it off and saying, "I love a girl who can fart in front of the dudes." I ended up dating him for a while...I love sweet boys.
@Mary - yes, bikes. Anything on wheels. The smell of racing fuel and the sound of a nasty engine gets me tingly in all the right places. Not a NASCAR fan though. Nope, I like quick and dirty drag racing.
@Nibbles - I was so obsessed with OCC. Paul Jr...mmmmm....now they just annoy the fuck out of me, but I digress. At the time it was a shit ton 'o fun.
I’m answering first- then I’ll go back & read
1) Um, yea culinary school. So, now instead of researching chefs and testing recipes… I read fanfic. All of my free time is spent reading fan fic…
2) Ok- here goes (only my husband knows this). One of the first guys I slept with (ever) while in college… called out my roommates name while we were in bed together. Yes, he tried to apologize. I just got up, got dressed and went home- humiliated. Yes, he had slept with her before…(looooong story short- they knew one another from back home).. I felt so stupid.
3) Um-I’ll take the Cullen Crest wrist band from Edward. (Or the cloak from Volterra)
4) True Love is honesty in the face of adversity and acceptance a person for who they are.
5) Ok- if we all bearing our twisouls… if we can swap ‘Rosalie’ for “Bella’ we have a deal. I’m at work and don’t want to get in trouble (yes, the IT f*ckery here is amazing).. so lets just say it’s I’m a concierge and Rob can have whatever he wants, I’m here to serve, the word no is not in my vocabulary…
@ Poptarrts: Yes- I love HP too. Can’t bring myself to read HP fanfic ever- too creepy!
@Mary: Wesley Snipes? Really! LOL
@Stoney: I grew up about 20 miles south of where OCC is located. can't believe anyone would film anything in Orange County. My bff dated the younger brother.
The cloak/robe fight is on!
@All fucking funny as hell answers-love you guys, I'm going cos my head is splitting and I get a nervous stomach when I'm anxious so I better go. Thanks for all the wishes and vibes-I'll be in touch with you's lot soon enough xxx Catch you on the other side!
Hello, Ladies! Gah! I miss you ho's!
Real life has bent me over and fucked me up the ass without lube this week. I have no time for blogging, reading fic, drooling over pix...nothing! This shit better end soon or I'm gonna fucking kill someone!
I send you all my love, but answers will have to wait...deal with it.
OK, as always, commenting first, then looking at what all y'all said.
1- my prior fixation was my wedding. I was actually actively looking for something to be invested in when I found Twilight. I got married in Sept of 2008 and found Twilight in November. After planning my wedding for 18 months, having it over and done with left HUGE HOLES in my free time and in my daily thoughts, and I wasn't sure how to fill them. Once I found Twilight, it fell into that hole. I'm sure I could have found more productive thing to do, but who wants to? ;)
2- UGH. When I was a senior in high school, I was in cheerleading (for football - I know, it still makes no sense) and choir, and went to exactly ONE basketball game. The girl who was supposed to sing the national anthem (a friend and co-cheerleader/choir member) had lost her voice or was sick or something, and they came to me to ask if I would do it. "Sure!" I said, perky as could be, and declined the offer of a copy of the words (because, Helloooo, it's the national anthem, I totally knew the words). So I got up, and started to sing and FORGOT A VERSE. I went from "at the twilight's last gleaming" right to "and the rockets red glare..." and the entire basketball team turned as one, looked at me, and all rolled their eyes and started to laugh. I wanted to melt into the floor. But I'll never forget the words again (famous last words), and I'll never sing it by myself in public again.
3-The one thing I would take from the set is Bella's bedspread. Rob's been all over that thing, and I would wrap myself up in it. That's lame, but I can't think of anything better. :)
4- True love. Damn girl, don't hold back with the questions. ;) To me, true love means being able to be your complete and true self with the other person at all times, without fear or compunction. Love is true if you don't have to censor yourself to know that person will still love all of you. They might not understand everything you feel or think, but you won't judge each other or criticize each other for expressing those thoughts and feelings, and you will do your best to be there for each other in any circumstance, and you love one another more *because* of your eccentricities and quirks, not in spite of them.
5- It depends. In my younger, wilder days, I would have been all for it. Today (taking TH out of the picture for the sake of this hypothetical situation), I'm not sure. I've always been more of a big talker about stuff like that than I have been actually up for it, so I would probably accept and then freeze when we got back to his place and make some lame excuse about why I had to leave or something. *shrugs*
Great questions, E!! I'm off to read the other answers!
Wow you all are so fecking amazing...I really feel like I'm getting to know you bitches!
@Mary Wesley Snipes eh? LMAO! He probably does have a big shiny one...
@Becky "I want you to suck my cock" holy hell that is priceless!!!
@Nibbles "nunga nungas" Bahaaaaa!! Is there anyone in England that hasn't seen your boobies??!! And you are in my thoughts for tomorrow. I'm sending hugs and good vibes your way. You'll do fanfuckingtastic. Remember what I said... **winks**
EXCUSE ME BUT I CALLED THE ROBE FIRST YOU ASSHOLES!!! You'll get it only after you pry it from my cold lifeless corpse...maybe.
I'll be back later. I'm gonna give myself an aneurysm trying to pick a winner.
I love you all.
E
@smartEpantz: How about an MMA style match for the robe?
Firstly - I must admit, after reading these kick-ass questions and her quirky, lovable personality - I wanna take some fucking E!!!!!
Next - my answers first, then I'll read all the responses. Let's do dis!
1. Prior obsession.
I was first obsessed with partying like a fucking rock star at about 22. Then I discovered my first love afair with a book series - Harry Potter. I even worked for one of the biggest fan sites: MuggleNet.com for two years as an editor! I know - I'm a HUGE nerd! But my HP thing never led me to the bloggy world or fanfic - so Twilight for the WIN!!!
2. Lifetime Embarassment Award.
This is hard to narrow down to one. I think the most devastated, humiliated, and heart-broken I've been about an embarassing situation was when I was reunited with this guy after four years of living 2000 miles apart. We'd dated when I was only 13, but he was my first boyfriend. We had stayed in touch and were now 17 and 19. We hit it off excellently and I was sure after seeing each other a few times that we would try to be together.
One night we were making out on his couch and I was totally ready to do the deed, when he said it was getting a little too hot. WTF?! Then I find out he's only dated and slept with ONE girl (and I'd already admitted to being with 5 guys) - then she fucking calls! And not only does he talk to her, he listens to a poem she's written, while I'm feeling all slutty and let down in the next room. I've NEVER felt more embarassed in my life!
Man - this is like fucking therapy! PMSL!!!
3. Set plunder.
Can I have Rosalie's car? That counts, right? If not, I'll take Victoria's boots!
4. True Love.
I think love looks like different things to different people, but to me, it looks like my hubs. He's unyieldingly self-sacrificing, and notices all the little things that most people miss. He will remember something tiny I mentioned six months beforehand and act on it. He's my best friend for real. A night of fun for us sometimes consists of us getting fucked up (alcohol or the green stuff - we DO live in the Pacific NW), playing video games, and getting our favorite fast food. We always try to be on each other's team and remember it's us against the world, not us against each other. We actually rarely argue because we talk so openly. If I'm in a weird mood, I just say it and he gets it and vice versa.
I think above all, is our sense of humor. We laugh - a lot! And it keeps us sane.
See, E?! It IS like therapy! What are you doing to me?!
5. Rob/Kristen 3-way.
FANTASY answer: Hell yeah, baby!!! I'd just make sure I was at the center of the triangle and getting all the love. KStew's pretty hot and I bet she's dirty too. I'd let her lick my boobies!
REAL answer: I've never had a threesome with another girl, and I'm very committed to Mr.SV. (But that's not what you wanted to hear, is it?)
@All - I can't wait to read all of your answers!!! And hopefully I'll be seeing you for some DML and Twitter action tonight too! Mwah!
@Robe-robbers - I seriously considered adding the robe to my set plunder list too!!! NO shit! And I volunteer to referee the MMA fight. But I must insist we add some oil into the mix.
@Becky - "Suck MY cock"?!!!! Funniest thing EVER! And it totally sounds like something I'd say.
@Nibbles - I know your surgery will go off without a hitch. I promise to motor-boat your boobies for being such a fucking trooper!!! You rock cocks!
1) What was your prior fixation to Twilight? Did you have something that sucked your time and energy and completely mindfucked you, that has gone the way of the fucking Dodo since you came to the Sparkly side?
A. Twilight has been my one and only fixation. In all honesty, I have never been so fuckin' obsessed with anything in my entire life. Ever.
2) Tell me your most embarrassing life experience. I'm eleventy bajillion percent sure this has been asked before, but allow me to qualify...I'm not talkin' about an "oooops I tripped over the curb and face planted right in front of a cute bloke" kinda thing. I mean complete and utter TORTURE!!! Something that will forever be etched into the folds of your brain. I realize we all have unique experiences, so I'll just say that as far as I'm concerned there is noooooo such fucking thing as TMI...be as open as you are comfortable with. I may be new, but I would bet my left tit that there is no one here that will be judgemental and self-righteous about anyone else's answers.
A. I have 2. Both took place in the 6th grade...The first was my first week in middle school. I was super excited that my neighbor/best friend at the time, happened to be going into 8th grade, while I was entering 6th grade. I knew immediately that I'd be cool...or so I thought. At lunch one day, I was hanging out with her & a few of her friends in the lunch quad...I was laughing, joking, genuinely having a good time. All of a sudden my 8th grade friends boyfriend called me over to sit with him and his friends. Thinking I was super cool, I pranced over to them...he started to ask me a question, while his buddy came around behind me and pulled my pants down....in front of all the other boys. Granted I had some 1992 cotton elastic waste band shorts on...and they flew down, underwear and all. I had just started getting pubic hair...so needless to say I was mortified. I pulled them up pretty damn fast, but nonetheless, I was traumatized. And in typical Jen fashion, I acted like it was no big deal and tried to play it cool...while I was dying in side.
Episode 2, was when I was also in 6th grade...I was walking to the bathroom during lunch when 3 Mexican boys (I went to a SUPER inner-city middle & high school) proceeded to say sexual things behind my back...before I knew it, one of them had thrown a ketchup covered french fry at my ass...I ran to the bathroom and saw that I had red all over the back of my shorts. I didn't even have my period yet. I was mortified...Ugh, it makes me shiver just thinking about it.
3) You are part of the set crew for New Moon, and after filming wraps you get to take one thing from the set to keep for yourself. What do you choose? Actors are not considered part of the set you whores.
A. Who you callin' a whore? JK Um.....I'd like Edward's Volvo please. They're great cars & I am in desperate need of a new one.
4) Define what 'True Love' means to you.
A. I think the term "true-love" is kinda cheesy...BUT, if I had to describe what it means to me, I'd say being with someone that is not only your lover, but your best friend.
5) You bump into Rob at a pub and share a few pints. You hit it off, and the flirting and sexual tension is palpable. You both step out for a smoke and suddenly find yourselves a tangled mess of tongues and hot breath and despite all the frantic groping and exploring, you can't seem to get close enough to each other. (Holy fuck, I just got myself all hot and panting) He pulls back, with a throaty voice and intense glare he tells you he wants to take you back to his flat and shag you senseless, but his girlfriend Kristen has to be in the mix. Do you accept or decline? If you accept, how does this scenario play out?
A. Oh fuck, are you serious??? Um...IF I was single...and drunk enough, I'd probably say SURE. I have a total girl crush on KStew. BUT, she is young, so that makes me feel kinda like a pervy lesbian...
1) Prior Fixation
I haven’t been obsessed with anything like Twilight since I was a kid. Around 10 years old I discovered soccer through the Tacoma Stars and the now-extinct MISL (Major Indoor Soccer League). I had the hots for several of the players and I was one of those fans who would stalk them outside their locker room before and after games. I bought buttons with their pictures on them, trading cards, all the merch. I went to soccer camps where the Stars players themselves were my coaches. God, that was so much fun! If we had had the Internet back then I would have blogged about the Stars until the wee hours of the night just like I’m doing now with Twilight.
2) Embarrassment
It’s hard to narrow it down. But the one that sticks out in my head was the 4th Grade Spelling Bee. I was always a smart kid, overachieved in school to make up for a shitty home life, alcoholic family, etc. I was the best speller in my class, thus earned the chance to compete in the school contest. I had buck teeth caused by sucking my finger as a small child – again, most likely due to the insecurity of a broken home and a mother who…well…whatever. I eventually got braces, but in the 4th grade I had a slight lisp still. My theory is that is partly what caused me to fumble, freeze up and spell my very first word “sugar” starting it with a “c”. I worshipped my teacher, Miss Harrison, and I’ll never forget the disappointed look on her face as I stepped off the stage and slumped into a chair.
3) New Moon Booty
I would have to fight Becky for the yellow Porsche. Then I would snatch Rosalie’s Cullen crest necklace. Oh, and if I had enough of a head start in the Porsche so Becky couldn’t catch me, I’d stop by Rob’s trailer and pick up the blue shirt he wore the whole movie and then stripped off under the clock tower. *holds shirt to face and inhales deeply* mmmmm, my Precious…smells like sparkles and sunshine!
4) Wuv, Twu Wuv
Love is knowing all of someone’s flaws, weaknesses, and annoying habits and loving them anyway. Love also means letting that someone have the last Hot Pocket.
5) Twi-some Threesome
*sigh* Now we come to the TMI portion of the evening. Since others are jumping off the bridge, I’ll do it too. I have had bi-girl fantasies in the past. I may have even partially lived one out…once…ok twice but that was it. (She was such a tease, we never got past 2nd base.) That said, if I was my former, single, svelte self I would do it. Yes, I would happily be the tuna in a Robsten sandwich.
@Poptarrts I wanna hear deets on the um, compromising position!! And can you and your Mum still make eye contact? LOL! ;0
@Stan Yup, I'm sure that if @Nibbles and I met up in RL it would probably sound like a screaming teakettle, and render everyone within a 5 mile radius completely deaf. I would love the fuck out of it!
@musingbella Nice call on the Bedspread...why didn't I think of that???
@Jayla Forgive my stupidasfuckness, but WTF is MMA?? Eeek.
@Starlit "I must admit, after reading these kick-ass questions and her quirky, lovable personality - I wanna take some fucking E!!!!!"
Flattery will get you into my pantz faster than Edward can run up a mountain. ;)
And yes, this has been very therapeutic...why don't you come lay on my couch and tell me about your mother...
Oh, and you can feel free to ref RobeMatch 2010. But I am Ninja, I have already snatched the Robe and TKO'd all you bitches and you don't even know it...sorry about the headaches you will all wake with. Not really though.
@TwiredJen Oh fuck me I'm gonna have nightmares about junior high tonight. That shit is scarring. I could tell you some stories...thanks for sharing!
@Coffee I was a spelling bee champ so I feel your pain so hard!! That is some stressful shit. OMFG you just melted my heart into a puddle. And did I or did I not tell you that there is no such fucking thing as TMI as far as I'm concerned?? I recall that I did. I'm loving you more everyday...
@All I've really been floored by your answers to #4. Seriously. I think I've dug myself into a hole and picking a winner just might end me.
Give me till tomorrow night...please?
I can't tell you how cathartic this has been for me. I bow down to you all.
xxxooo
E
@E---the robe is mine bitch.
W/V---nesseple; Nessie's nipple
@Mrs.P I called firsties...and you're down for the count anyway. I have taken the Robe to a secure undisclosed location. Bwaahahahahaaaa!!!
I love you.
Everyone, this week's FFF was fab, thanks for all joining in!
@ Smartz, take as long as you like to choose, as long as the winner has time to come up with some questions before next Friday it's fine :o)
Hi everyone
Sorry to be late to the party. Got home 12 hrs ago and now it's 4am and I can't sleep. I haven't read anyones answers yet but here goes
1) prior fixation - travel. I've collected Pooh bear stuff for years but wouldn't call it an obsession. I do still love surfing travel webporn at night eg researching the heck out of every trip.
2) something that was bad but not publicly was I was deep throating my husb after a very filling dinner out on holiday. We were in the hotel shower and I was kneeling. The gag reflex kicked in except this time I actually vomited. Like bits of duck and veggies everywhere. Trying to shove all that down the drain with my toes while getting him to not be too grossed out to come. Oh I learned my lesson to just not eat too much ever in case a fellatio moment comes up.
3) set plunder - hmm this is a hard one for me because I would collect everything. I'd say the baby grand that Edward plays on in twilight or either of the engagement ring in upcoming eclipse.
4) true love is learning to embrace my love for all the strange and curious things I dislike and to love him for everything. Like coming home from a 12 hr flight and actually watching the advanced fellatio video he downloaded and then giving him the best blow job ever before i finally pass out from travel exhaustion. His side is driving me 11 hrs to Forks and going totally out of our way to volterra and montepulciano. Enough said.
5) yes of course but I'd probably invite my husband too. Then he and Rob could watch while Kristen and I made out, undressed each other, ate each other out and then finally took turns blowing our respective men and then switching before we let them fuck all of our different holes while we gave each other 69. I think that'd both enjoy it and probably wouldn't forget it anytime soon. I've told enough dirty stories involving threesomes to my husband that I could write this shit all day.
Nice to be home.
@TC Welcome home lady!!
Now I must pick my jaw up off the floor after reading your answers...
I will now have the image of you naked, on your knees, pushing chunky puke down the shower drain while you are giving head burned in my brain FOREVER!!!!!
Thanks for that. ;)
MWAH!
E
@TC, I always take the precaution of trying not to perform fellatio in case it makes me vomit back my meal
Ok, can I just say that all of your answers were so fucking awesome that I have had a seriously hard time picking a winner. Like fer realz. My poor husband has had to talk me down from a ledge more than once in the past 24hrs.
Having said that, I finally decided to just take a deep breath and go with my gut.
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnndddddddd the weeeeeeeeeeeeeennnneerrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeesssssss **drumroll**
@StarlitViolets!!!!! **applause**
Your answer to #4 was the clincher. It sounds like you and Mr.SV have a nearly identical relationship to me and Mr. Pantz. Our sense of humor has saved us time and again. He is my hero.
@All Thank you soooooooo much for your honesty and openness. I know I picked some pretty heavy subject matter, but I'm the kind of person that likes to cut the bullshit and get straight to heart of things.
I seriously love you all so hard.
Thanks for letting me spew all over you.
XOXOXO
E
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