Me & New Moon - I got issues

Morning Ho's.  I went to see New Moon for a third and final time on the big screen yesterday!  WOOOOO!  It was very exciting and I really enjoyed it, but I think I may have a problem.  I ruined it for myself (and quite possibly my sister in law who I went with) by getting distracted by those little imperfections I always seem to get hung up on.  You know the ones, like for example:

And I seem unable to suffer in silence, no, I have to point them out to who I'm with too.  In every scene that it's relevant.  I know, I know, I even annoy myself.  And the more times I see it, the more things I find to be obsessed with. 

So, for example in the Edward-Bella break up scene, am I sitting there thinking how tragic and sad and moving it is?  Of course not!  You know me better than that.  No, I'm looking at this:

Thinking "You know, Rob's eyes look a little odd sometimes.  Like the skin at the inside corners is pulling a little tight.  Hmm, it reminds me a bit of one of the managers where I used to work, only hers was waaaaay worse.   And look at his ear, he looks like a pixie again.  It did that in Twilight too, in the cafeteria scene where he has sweatmarks."

What a waste of the break-up scene!  And when he kisses Bella on the forehead, all I can think of is this spoof where he leaves all the lipstick on her.

And in the Jake-Bella break-up scene where Jake looks like this:

Yes!  Look!  He's all wet, and angry and muscly and...What the hell is with his neck?  In some angles it's the same width as his head so he looks like Beaker from the Muppets

Yep, as soon as I put my cut-out together I forgot all about those nails.  Because look at his neck *sigh*

And then the camera angle changes to look at Bella and all you can see of him is a side neck view.  And it's soooo long, like a tortoise or something.

And so this carried on throughout the whole film.  Until it got to the Volturi, then my first thoughts were Nibbleit's psychic dicktective predictions and all I can think of is her descriptions of their peens.  Until I start wondering why Marcus has no socks on.  And that I can totally see why Michael Sheen got cast as Tony Blair and that actually he still reminds me of him even when he's playing Aro.  So then I'm watching it as Tony as Aro.

Other random thoughts were-

Jasper looks nothing loike Jackson Rathbone (although he does bear a passing resemblance to Brummie comedian Frank Skinner as previously discussed).  How can we be sure that it is actually him playing the part?

Have you noticed how Bella is touching Carlisle as he fixes her cut arm?  She's such a ho. 

I can only think of this pic when Bella is lying on the forest floor:

And this is obviously why I have zero self-confidence myself, because I just assume that everyone is as caught up in these things as I am.  You all know how I feel about Rob & Taybait, so maybe it's a good sign.  I tested myself out and challenged myself to pick fault with Laurent.  And, nope, he does nothing for me so when I look at him there must be something I can pick out to focus on.  And nope, nothing.  Charlie?  Ok, so the pics that Mary posted were ok, but with his 'tache, no.  So what can we pick on?  Nope, looks fine to me.

Gah, Mr Mary's right, I really am such a freak lol!

Anyway, other more important news today - it's February!  Which means Happy New Rob Month (as Nibbles texted me this morning) to those of us with Rob calendars, and also....

Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Thanks to http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2010/01/taylor-lautner-the-final-countdown/ for this, I know you'll all love it, especially you Lisa.  Be ready to cast your hot pokers aside ladies, you don;t need to burn your eyes out after looking at these pics for much longer! 

Oh and my fave comment here was this one "I bet no one is ever more nervous about his 18th birthday than poor Tay. I think the best birthday presents he'd better be asking for are bodyguards lol" ROFL!

Ok, off to the cupboard for 5 mins, Mr Stan's at work ;o)