Thursday, 4 February 2010

Things beginning with 'Th' Thursday!

Goodness, don't the weeks pass quickly?!  I've barely got the thumbs out of my mind and it's time to think of another 'Th' to play with.

Then a gift from the Gods landed yesterday to inspire me.  Or maybe it was a gift of a God?  Either way, because of these pics, this week's theme is.....

THUD!

And I'm sorry if you saw some of these pics on my Twitter last night, I guess you'll just have to endure it again ;o)

Hold on tight ladies, it's the pics that make me go *THUD*!


"Hello?  Is that the careers office?  Yes, I'd like to know how I become Kellan Lutz's Sprayer Downer please."






Apparently you can see his peen here.  Can't say I'd noticed.
















One week to go Ho's!








I LOVE this wallpaper.  You know why?  Because it's like looking at Rob twins!  Imagine that!  Yep, I'll leave that one with you...By the way, this was made by @CSI_Kat on Twitter (the link to her blog is on her home page).  She makes some definitely THUD-worthy wallpapers so follow her if you don't already :o).

And finally:

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Don't forget to come back tomorrow for Nibbleit's Friday Fun Five questions (God help us all)!

118 comments:

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

OMFG-Damn Stan, I have fucking died, in secret though cos my son is in my office today so I'm trying to pretend I'm working. Ahem studying anatomy or something. Yeah that just might work.
Never seen a pic of Kellan that has made me clench, until now. Thank you, my muscles needed a work out lol.
Loving the Angel pic of Rob, it is totally gorgeous aaaaannnd oh my lord at the pic of Cam, I have that one stashed away at home. He truely is lush, way better in RL than as James I think.
Too much Beacob though (pmsl @ your kids grassing you up about beacob in the cupboard) When I come visit you we are so taking Ed and Bea to the park, I don't care how embarrassed you think you myt be lol.
Finally, the gif of Rob taking his shirt off-YES!!!!!! I love you Stan, thank you for making me go THUD!!

P.s I totally saw Kellans peen!!!

Stan said...

Did you really see Kellan's peen? Damn, forgot to look again.

Glad you liked today's pic and sorry you felt there was too much Beacob. Really though, you can't do a THUD post and not include that body. He's worked hard, bless him, we should show our appreciation, it's only fair ;o).

Oh, and we should all do more clenching, stop us pissing ourselves so much ;o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Don't get me wrong I appreciate the Beacob's bod just wanna cut his head off lol he is toooooo baby faced for me, I just feel such a dirty ho around him, whereas all the others i don't care if they think Imma dirty ho; I wanna be a dirty ho with them, hell I'd be a dirty ho with the Beac if i could whack a mask on him or maybe a pillowcase. Just too damn young, grow some stubble dude, make me feel better lmao. I do pelvic floor, no Tena lady for me. Although if we went to the park with Ed and Bea I made need a wee bag attaching!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

sorry should be may need a wee bag, trying to type hurredly before son checks what I'm doing. He thinks I'm typing letters lol

Stan said...

I've got a mask you could borrow! Oh, wait...it's a Beacob mask. Not much help really then.

Stan said...

OMG! Look at the counter at the bottom, we're only 4 visitors off 10,000! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Is that mostly me though LOL

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Need to make sparkly Edward face in arts and crafts next. Pass the glitter and rum & raisin lippy please!!

Becky said...

You two are like a double act!!

I have to agree with Nibbles though, after looking at Kellan *just want to touch*, Cam (OMG that tattoo) and then Rob *sighs* , Beacob just seems like a little boy.

@Nibbles rofl at "clenching" & "tena lady"! I am frantically doing pelvic floors while I type, lol!


Oh I forgot PFach, how could I!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I forgot the Doc too, OMG poor P, he is a hunk, I found some fucktastic pics of him with long hair and muscles like oh my lordy do a pelvic exam on me now please Doctor the other day. Fucking gorgeous.
Lol@double act, they fight, they bite, they fight, they bite, they fight, its the Stanley and Nibbles shoowwwwww!!! (Itchy and Scratchy pmsl)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I too am now excited over the visitors figures, then I got singing to radio one, I'm in the blog, I'm in the mother freakin blog , oh how easily I'm distracted.....oooo shiny....oo Edward....oooooo Kellan's peen, super shiny (buffs)

Stan said...

Can somebody get her her medication please?

Oh, and we've not bitten anyone yet, although we did have that fight. My arm's still a bit red. Biatch.

Becky said...

Itchy & Scratchy, lol. The are so ewww!
OOhh the Doc with long hair muscles, where, where?

I just had to sneak another look at Cam, I think I might stay there all day....

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

You broke the fucking pencil lol, I have been repaid for the chinese burn 10,000 fold easily hehe. Have you checked Beacob is safe? Not been carted off to the shredder by a disgruntled hubtard?

Becky said...

@Stan with all these hot pics you have of everone, how do you ever leave our PC? I would be licking the screen! ( I would lick mine but it is covered with sticky finger prints!)

@Nibbles surely being called Beacob has reduced his threat level. I just can't perv at him in the same way anymore, lol!

Mary said...

Holy Fucking Thud!

I'm speechless at the KLutz pics. I actually licked my lips too, come to think of it i'd love him to lick my lips ;) mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok RL kicks back in. I've just had to fetch a poorly Aaliyah from school so really shouldn't be sitting here perving over half naked sex gods!
Just one more quick look methinks ;)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Mary, know how you feel, son is in work with me today as he is ill, hope she feels better soon. Can't find bloody pic of P Fac now grrrrrr

TwitardedMom said...

Wowsa. Those pics woke me up better than coffee. I'm gonna forget posting any Klutz pics and just refer folks back to this post.

Thanks for the droolworthy images of all the guys.

Stan said...

@ Nibbles, the counter counts visitors from different ISPs, not visits to the site. And Beacob is safe. I know because my friend came round so I had to go in the cupboard to put my ironing board away. Funny, it doesn't normally take so long to do ;o)

@ Becky I rarely do leave my puter, hadn't you noticed? LOL

@ Mary, sorry Aaliyah's poorly. Not the last time she'll feel ill the day after her birthday though at a guess!

@TwitardedMom, You're welcome :o)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

That was an impressive Thursday...LMAO! Kellan's Peen!! You can totally see it...too funny.

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

Good gawd Kellan, why do you do this to me? Cue hyperventilation in 3, 2, 1.... I'll refrain from actually saying out loud what these pics make me think. I'd like to not be banned from anyone's blog ;)

And helllllo Big Daddy C! What the hell scene is that from...he's all buff...and the short cropped hair...absolutely delish!

Rob...we don't really need to explain that.

And TayBait, yeah...I'm beyond feeling guilty. That body adds at least a couple months which pushes us into legal age. Done and done.

Congrats on the 10k ladies!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Stan-I am a nube lol remember!!

Kellan's peen, sigh, I keep giggling like a school girl

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Whoooooooooooooooooooo 10k and 14 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Stoney said...

Well...that was a great wakeup call. I have to say.
Thank GOD it's only a week until I'm not a perv anymore. I'm seriously waiting for Dateline to knock on my door most days and take my laptop away for all the pics of Taylor I have on there.

Um...my veri word is "underoo" that's just creepy.

fanficzombie said...

Oh my. Not yet 7am here and I have seen Kellan's peen. I believe I can officially put this day into the win column and just go back to bed!

Stan said...

@ fanficzombie LMFAO! That has to be comment of the day lol!

@ Stoney. I worry everytime I see I've been added to a new list on Twitter. Just in case it's 'THE' list, you know?

@ Rob's Swiss Miss, no idea about the PFach one, just something I picked up on my travels :o)

@ Mrs.Peen @TwiBite...Oops, Freudian slip, forgot what I was going to say now ;o)

Banshee713 said...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhngh....Damptastic pics Stan. That's made my fucking day.

Dangrdafne said...

I wish I were at home on my laptop when I looked at these pictures, so when I hit the floor after the first pic I could have taken my laptop with me and kept looking at the pictures. I ended up having to get up after each picture since I am at work on a PC. Dang work!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Lolololol Oooooo MOTU update, brb haha, I just re wrote a FFF question, it was too tame lol

17foreverlisa said...

Nibbles summed it all up for me in one sentence: "Never seen a pic of Kellan that has made me clench, until now."

@Stan - That boy (Kellan, not Beacob) is definitely packing some peen and proud of it! THANK YOU for posting that f*ckhawt pic of Cam!!!!! And, of course, I love you for ending the post with Rob :)

@Dangrdafne - LOL! I hear ya!

@Mary - Sorry to hear Aaliyah's not feeling well. Think it was the cake? I kid. I kid! Hope she feels better soon.

Word Ver: undinger - Stoney, are we being set up here?!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oooooooo looks for tissues what an update (sniffle)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Lisa-I love Cam, that particular picture is a um, firm (hehheh) favourite of mine-Totally just yum.
Kellan well, as I said you know he's cue and funny but those pics really show him for the er man that he is. Must admi that one of beacob from the side, minus his head is very ahem entertaining too

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I think my t key is faulty, must be a hang on from Becks sticky keys the other day, tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt-seems ok now!

Becky said...

@Nibbles MOTU update. Why didn't you say sooner, lol! My keys are still sticky, took me 10 mins to write this!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I did as soon as I got Becks, just above lisa's comment!!!

Stan said...

Becky, are they 'still' sticky or is it newly dried saliva from these pics? Come on, you can tell us ;o).

Good update btw, don't think that counts as a spoiler, right?

Jayla said...

OMG Stan, I am bowing in reverence. Thank you for such a lovely display of man bits. God bless Kellan. (wiping drool from chin)

PFach: Oh yes, if my Dr looked like that I'd never forget an appointment. Shyt I'd make up a reason to go.

Rob: no need to comment on perfection

@Nibbleit - yes, please cut off Beacob's head.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Naw that's not a spoiler a spoiler is telling them that Lauren kills everyone-oooops

Stan said...

OMFG, you bitch, Nibbles. I just burned my tongue on my coffee because I couldn't swallow for laughing!

Stan said...

Oh, and can we please stop the decapitation talk. It's a good job Beacob has a pillowcase on his head so he can't read what you're all saying.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Ooooo Stan's gonna get me now for starting the cut of beacobs head hehehe, I'm sure he's a lovely wee lad but if he could just get some stubble or something bless him. If his cheeks would hollow out a little and he didn't look like he still played Transformers. I mean the bod is a rockin fine piece of hunkayumma and I'd happily nom, nom, nom all day on those abs....but its his widdle face, I wanna pinch his cheeks and hug him, whereas the bod makes me wanna pinch his other cheeks and shag the arse of him...sigh, its a predicament that's fo sho

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ROFL Stan, where's my coffee? Schleps to kitchen, (throws hands in air) has to EVERYTHING around here...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Grrrowl just looked at Kellan's pics again I really wanna fucking nom, nom, nom him all over

Stan said...

Have you noticed the water sprayer man has his free hand in his pocket? I can't decide if it's because he's struggling to resist touching him or is just fondling himself. Couldn't blame him for either really.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Fondling, totally fondling. I'd be doing the same thing, I'd be adjusting Klutz's wardrobe (meaning his undercrackers) to get best effect. I bet he shaves his balls, I think Cam does, I really bet Kellan does. Rob doesn't he's a hairy fucker, spiders legs ago go lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I think I'm horny, I'm experiencing total sensory overdrive and look at the Doc, I keep forgetting about him...NOM. I need to go to the attic of the damned....horny and totally do all the guys. Beacob doesn't go in the attic he stays in Stans cupboard until Mr Stan takes him to the shredder lol

TwiWeasel said...

Hey girls...first off...

*THUD* I saw the peen! *giggle* Thank you! Thank you for those pix! *sigh*

*speaking to self* OK, TwiWeasel, get ahold of yourself!

I spoke to Tigerlilyrose yesterday...I actually caught her on the way home from the hospital. Bitch sounded great. I'm sure if I'd just had my girly innards yanked out through a couple of small holes, I wouldn't sound all fucking chipper and shit. *rolls eyes* She's home now, I think. Unless she's out being super mom or something. I'm sure we'll probs see her before too long. (Love you, Lace!) *Grin*

@ Lisa - RE: the visual boob adjust/hair toss...I do this in real life. It almost always gets a laugh. Especially at work.

Speaking of work...back to the grind.

Stan said...

Well thank God for that, we don;t need the likes of you corrupting him Mrs Robinson. Muahahahaa

TwiWeasel said...

PS...I just skimmed the comments because I saw the words MOTU and spoilers...bitches.

Becky said...

OMG I'm gone for 5 mins while I read MoTU (sniff), and you go post mad!

@Stan there may be a small amount of dribble from this morning. It was the Cam shot (lol) that did it!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

As if I would Twi(whistles)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Becky, its just me speaking out loud lol, its the boys, the make me er DO things haha

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - LMFAO!!!!! That dude is totally fondling himself and Kellan has an "I see what you're doing" grin on his face.

@TwiWeasel - Thanks for the update on Lacey. Sounds like she had it done via laparoscopy, which will make her recovery time SO much quicker. Yay! And were the hell do you work that you adust your boobs, fling your hair, and grind? Just askin'. LOL!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

she has a pole Lisa-just sayin lol

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles - Just tell me it's not in your attic. LOL!!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

There are pols in there, have to let the bys get some exercise. Rob's got really strong thighs!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

grrr poles!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles - And did you mean bis? LMFAO!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I think my fingers are fucked, that or my heads getting worse agin and I'm missing letters. My brain goes faster than my fingers do and i miss stuff out

Stan said...

Aah, she said it herself, it's the gin.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

vodka lol, i blame Stan for everything, i was normal....once

Becky said...

Wow, itchy & scratchy, you are on form today lol! I might just sit here and press refresh all day. its better that tv!

Stan said...

I know, we keep inflicting it on you all even though we're chatting on messenger too lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ROFL @ Stanman. Not Batman, its Stanman and Nibbles the boyplunderer. She's going to build a Twicave, holy Robfuckery!

Stan said...

Please tell me I don't have to wear lycra....

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

da,na,na,na,na,na,nana Stan(wo)man, Nibbles get the Peen-mobile there is fuckery a foot and we need to take down some particulars...in particular Kellan's pants!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Of course lycra or wet look pvc whooo yeah meow lmao

Stan said...

Really, the Jacob jorts were about my limit, lycra & pvc are def out ;o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

wait till you see the pics I've found, dahling I'm creating, I must continue my vwerk!!!

Dangrdafne said...

HELP! I am laughing my butt off over these comments and crying at the same time over MotU! And I am at work!!!! This addiction is going to do me in one of these days.

Becky said...

@Nibbles are you Edna Mode now? lol.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Daf is in dangr, we must save her Stan(wo)man-said nibbles boy plunderer

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

who the fuck is Edna pmsl

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh edina, yes dahling mwah mwah i am! rofl

17foreverlisa said...

@All - Having JUST downloaded (uploaded?) MotU to my iPod touch thanks to the kick-ass instructions provided by twilightcupcake, I keep hearing sniffles from you twatwaffles. I don't like angst and/or unhappy ending. Off to delete from my iPod Touch... :(

Becky said...

@Nibbles no, lol. You sounded just like the little mad woman who makes the costumes in The Incredibles.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

its angsty alright lol, twatwaffles (snort)

Becky said...

@Lisa - noooo!! its good sniffles!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - don't you dare delete it. Crying isn't always bad. DO NOT DELETE IT!!!!!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Nibbles - a) you would...and you have.
b) I do NOT work with a pole! Although one chick at work dresses like SHE should be working with a pole!

@ Lisa - I work at the Bank...which is why it's funny! I don't do it in front of everyone, just when I get called into the bosses office...my extrememly gay, but posing as straight boss that is.

@ Dangrdafne - No spoilers please!! I understand the addiction, though...I caught up on Gynazole (or however you spell it) at work yesterday after the boss left for a meeting. Oh yeah *rolls eyes, points to self* employee of the year, right here.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Nibbles and Stan - forget me needing help - Lisa needs more help to make sure she reads MotU and does not delete it!!! Hurry there may not be much time!

TwiWeasel said...

Edna Mode...Bwahahahaha!

@ Lisa - NOOOOOOO! Do not delete it!

Dangrdafne said...

@TwiWeasel - Sorry, no intentional spoilers from me, (I don't like that either) I was just agreeing with the other teary eyed commenters after I had to go read it at work because I was afraid it would get spoiled at some point in my day before I could get to it tonite. Truly sorry

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

to the peen-mobile!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Honestly wease I didn't spoil anything!!!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@Dangrdafne - I have powered up my iPod Touch and am hovering over the ebook listing, ready to drag it to the garbage can icon . . . unless you can promise me that Robward doesn't die. I cannot live in a world where Robward doesn't exist . . . hurry . . . Nibbles is coming for me in the peen mobile . . .

TwiWeasel said...

@ Dangrdafne & Nibbles - Don't worry, hos. I don't think you've spoiled anything. I've been expecting some tears with MOTU. but now that I know they're iminent, I won't read at work.

Stan said...

Ooh, don't panic Lisa, it's nothing like that, just a little high on emotion.

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - Thanks, Stan. You, better than most, know how I feel about that. And since you do know me so well, should I read MotU? Be honest.

Stan said...

Yes, go ahead, you'll be fine. TBH I didn't have to reach for the tissues.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Like I'd let them kill Robward (pfft) Lisa I'd never let them do that! I'd rip their bits off!

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - Powering down the iPod Touch :)

TwiWeasel said...

Whew! *wipes brow* Another crisis diverted by the dynamic duo.

17foreverlisa said...

Not to mention the fact that I got a personal email plea from Dangrdafne! Thanks for the intervention, girls :)

TwiWeasel said...

Dang it! Now I'm sitting at my desk sorting thru papers, humming the Batman theme!

Dangrdafne said...

Hey we have to help each other in Twitardia as we know most in our real lives don't get it. Any time I can help, I am there.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

lmao @wease & Daf-We protect and serve lol

Becky said...

Shame non of you can help me out, lol. I desperately want to go see New Moon again before it finishes and none of my RL bitches will go!!!!

Stan said...

If you lived closer Becky I'd be there like a shot (((hugs))). Or just go on your own, I would. Although then I'd have nobody to point Beacob's nails and neck out to so I might have to tell the nearest stranger. Then I'd end up getting thrown out probably. Hmm, maybe not such a good idea for me ;o)

TwiWeasel said...

@ Becky - I would so be there for you...there's just this small matter of distance. And a lot of water.

Dangrdafne said...

Now we just need head shot pics of Nibbles and Stan to put in this picture:

http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/batman-and-robin/138c2d83-19a1-4fb9-be93-3511e3a92a64/

TwiWeasel said...

@ Becky - Hit post too soon...was gonna say "You're a strong, independent woman," so go by yourself. That way no one will distract you from the eye candy, I mean movie.

Becky said...

Aww thanks.

Not sure I could go on my own, tempting, but no, just couldn't.

Of fuck it, I may just go!!

@TwiWeasel thanks for the pep talk, lol!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I have pictures, i have a storyline, i have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be back later twi-ho's bwhahahahahaha

Dangrdafne said...

@ Becky - I'd go with you but I have no idea where you are. I'm in Pennsylvania.

TwiWeasel said...

Guess what I've started reading at work, despite my resolve not to...I am weak. *hangs head*

Becky said...

@Dangrafne Thanks. I'm in Bristol (UK), so just a little too far, lol.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Becky - darn it. I have non-Twilight friends who live in Bristol (at least I think they are non-twilight I have never asked). Su and Alan Brown.

TwiWeasel said...

Small world, eh Dangrdafne and Becky?

Becky said...

@TwiWeasel Indeed! lol.

TwiWeasel said...

Oh, no! Just got a text from Lacey. Apparently she got sick after she got home and puked all night long. She said she just got up five minutes ago when she texted me...so that would put her at getting up at approximately 12:30 pm.

17foreverlisa said...

@TwiWeasel - Oh, no, is right! Puking is never fun but especially not when you're tummy is sore from a procedure. Poor Lacey!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - I texted her back to try and put a good spin on it...At least she's losing weight while she's puking.

17foreverlisa said...

@TwiWeasel - You're a good friend. Laughter is the best medicine :)

TwiWeasel said...

@ Lisa - Thanks, I do try.

Laters, Chicks!

Z Any Mouse said...

Ahem, it's little bitty ol' me, comment #116. I've been away, reading Wide Awake, and missing out on a shitload of these thud-worthy pictures. Oh...my...gawd. Those ones of Kellan are just too hot to handle! He's fogging up my glasses. I bow down to you Stan, for making my Thud Thursday the best ever. TTTThhhhank you!

Stan said...

Bllody hell people, we've not had this many comments since the day that spawned Operation KLone! Actually, I see a link there. Obviously we all pretend that we're here for Rob but have more than a passing interest in Mr KLutz. ;o)

Z Any Mouse said...

Grrr, I just went back and read all the comments. I HAVE TO CHECK OUT KELLAN'S PEEN, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THE FAMILY IS HOME. SHITE!!!