I've had a brain wave!
How about we attempt a joint Fan Fic!
old ladies rock!
You can add your own characters, make it as lemony as you like (obv) BUT you only get one paragraph at a time!! The next Ho can continue as she likes.
As I'm working on this Stan has worked out how to call me on MSN using this pic
and using a deep voice!!
Very offputting, and I very nearly pissed myself laughing
(Note from Stan: It was hilarious, I'm still giggling about it now ;o) )
*tut @ Stan*
Now where was I???
Soooooooo if you want to play, just copy and paste the previous paragraph so we know where you're starting from and let's see what we can come up with. I'm pretty sure it will be
(Stan butts in)
Ooh, Ooh! Fab idea Mary, I'll start shall I? Seeing as you suggested it and all ;o)
Keeping my eyes tightly closed, I flipped impatiently from my side, onto my back, huffing with annoyance as I reached down to free the tangled covers that had bunched tightly around my hips. I lay still for at least a minute, willing sleep to find me to speed up the dragging minutes of the night; to cut short the time I needed to wait until I could see him again.