tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post5420583507286117125..comments2023-10-18T10:26:13.216+01:00Comments on Twi-sted Edbrella: Lets get creativeStanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-78049720218435217832010-02-11T23:12:11.414+00:002010-02-11T23:12:11.414+00:00@Nibbles - Clap Clap Clap!! Now let me in the att...@Nibbles - Clap Clap Clap!! Now let me in the attic, dammit!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-55820501969162989652010-02-11T18:33:55.572+00:002010-02-11T18:33:55.572+00:00Hang on one motherfucking minute there Nibbles! Su...Hang on one motherfucking minute there Nibbles! Surely you can't get to shag all the hotties, 'snot fair at all!Cake That Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133091812074940243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-30967801771930924372010-02-11T16:48:26.909+00:002010-02-11T16:48:26.909+00:00um ok, Jane heads over to wherever the heck everyo...um ok, Jane heads over to wherever the heck everyone is and trys to top Chimpsten, another Ninja by the name of Nibbles who is a secret peen cake maker attacks chimpsten with a vat of vanilla butter icing and drowns her. Jane gets beaten to death with a stale chocolate swiss roll whilst Bella is suffocated by pink glimmer sprinkles and fairy cake bollocks. <br />Nibbles tracks down the boys at their favorite pub, beats them all at pool which turned out to be strip pool and shags each and everyone several times on the green cloth of the large pool table. Enjoying several partners at once. She is hailed heartily by everyone for ridding the world of a rancid fish fanny and Edward is forever grateful. He slavishly devotes his life to servicing me in my attic of the damned.....horny<br /><br />THE END!<br /><br />There ya go Z finished!NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-47126567820217346412010-02-11T16:18:32.955+00:002010-02-11T16:18:32.955+00:00The End?The End?Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-46604446991173112502010-02-10T22:22:10.145+00:002010-02-10T22:22:10.145+00:00Not only is she a Genius...she's a wordy bitch...Not only is she a Genius...she's a wordy bitch too! Crap on a cracker, she writes some long ass chapters! (Not that I'm complaining.)TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-57630424951698001622010-02-10T21:38:30.075+00:002010-02-10T21:38:30.075+00:00Too busy reading the Misapprehension of Bella Swan...Too busy reading the Misapprehension of Bella Swan update! It's fab, everyone needs to read it, HunterHunting is a genius!Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-27274020929663068052010-02-10T21:36:58.855+00:002010-02-10T21:36:58.855+00:00What the fuck? You guys are no fun today. *pouts*What the fuck? You guys are no fun today. *pouts*TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-68617228473683784932010-02-10T17:17:30.533+00:002010-02-10T17:17:30.533+00:00So are we continuing this again today, or what?
*...So are we continuing this again today, or what?<br /><br />*sigh* Guess I'll try...here goes:<br /><br />"Where the fuck is my hoodie?!" screamed Chimpsten, who was suffering from PMSL (Pre Menstrual Syndrome Lard-ass). Edward glances at Emmett and gives him the sign that they need to get out of here, right now. Not wanting to be shredded to pieces by a hormonal Chimpsten, they hail down the nearest cab and head off to their favorite dive bar for a round of pool...<br /><br />Meanwhile, in Volterra…<br />Aro, Caius and Marcus are discussing this new arrival. “Chimpsten may very well ruin everything we have built. She must be destroyed before that can happen.” Aro steepled his fingers, Caius rolled his eyes, and Marcus just looked bored, as usual. “Oh Jane, my dear. I have a job for you,” called Caius in an annoying sing song voice. After explaining the situation, Jane headed for the Cullen home, a look of determination upon her face.<br /><br />“Jeez, Bella. I can’t believe you didn’t know your snatch was so dis….” Alice trailed off with glazed over eyes. Rose and Bella glanced nervously at each other, before Alice came back to herself with a start. “Those Assholes,” she yelled. “They’re fucking coming back here.”TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-66901732155147852082010-02-10T14:17:01.599+00:002010-02-10T14:17:01.599+00:00I just have a quick note to make today...
I littl...I just have a quick note to make today...<br /><br />I little "friend" arrived in the mail yesterday. This morning all I can do is sing:<br /><br />I'm walkin' on Sunshine, Whoa-o!<br />I'm walkin' on Sunshine, Whoa-o!<br />I'm walkin' on Sunshine, Whoa-o!<br />And don't it feel good!<br /><br />Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!<br /><br />Catcha ya later, hos!TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-54647676267905264162010-02-10T10:00:47.141+00:002010-02-10T10:00:47.141+00:00What happened to my orgy lol. Anyhoo I shall be MI...What happened to my orgy lol. Anyhoo I shall be MIA, gotta go to hospital today but hopefully will be on tomorrow, maybe later tonight. Beach party delayed but be done by Saturday. Catch you guys later xxxNibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-30540695238329489622010-02-10T04:37:43.334+00:002010-02-10T04:37:43.334+00:00“Oh. Mah. Gawd. What the fuck IS that?” Edward sai...“Oh. Mah. Gawd. What the fuck IS that?” Edward said as Chimpsten cracked her whip ferociously. Tearing his eyes away from her round form, Edward got a good look at the other girls with her. “Is that a bunch of fucking mis-matched dolls? You’ve got to be kidding me.” By this time, the group had made their way to the house. “We’re here for the photoshoot,” growled Chimpsten.<br /><br />"Where the fuck is my hoodie?!" screamed Chimpsten, who was suffering from PMSL (Pre Menstrual Syndrome Lard-ass). Edward glances at Emmett and gives him the sign that they need to get out of here, right now. Not wanting to be shredded to pieces by a hormonal Chimpsten, they hail down the nearest cab and head off to their favorite dive bar for a round of pool...Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-69066964720537152072010-02-10T00:01:55.832+00:002010-02-10T00:01:55.832+00:00Twiweasel LMAO Chimpsten is the best!
Will check ...Twiweasel LMAO Chimpsten is the best!<br /><br />Will check back after dinner and add a bit thentwilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-27188008828482302802010-02-09T22:23:35.260+00:002010-02-09T22:23:35.260+00:00Edward's eyes zeroed in on the slightly bloate...Edward's eyes zeroed in on the slightly bloated very mean one in the center, holding a whip. It was....Chimpsten.<br /><br />“Oh. Mah. Gawd. What the fuck IS that?” Edward said as Chimpsten cracked her whip ferociously. Tearing his eyes away from her round form, Edward got a good look at the other girls with her. “Is that a bunch of fucking mis-matched dolls? You’ve got to be kidding me.” By this time, the group had made their way to the house. “We’re here for the photoshoot,” growled Chimpsten.<br /><br />(I’m afraid that’s all you’ll be getting from me today. Sorry to disappoint…I just read porn, I don’t write it.)TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-55246882566838482002010-02-09T21:20:11.521+00:002010-02-09T21:20:11.521+00:00@Jelena--I missed it too. *boo. Don't have ti...@Jelena--I missed it too. *boo. Don't have time to read it all right now either just skimming and laughing the whole way! At work with the hubs...pay is shit but I get to shag the boss so I guess its not all bad...LOL<br /><br />@Edbrella Crew--be sure to do this again for us losers who are missing out!TigerlilyRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01344116294740739990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-54668468088955772002010-02-09T19:27:16.000+00:002010-02-09T19:27:16.000+00:00Thanks TC, but I cannot join now. I would have to ...Thanks TC, but I cannot join now. I would have to read everything, and I haven't got the time to do that now. :(Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-61147994513109719572010-02-09T18:46:31.348+00:002010-02-09T18:46:31.348+00:00Jelly - please join in! We know you write a good f...Jelly - please join in! We know you write a good fic.twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-53088647469565284182010-02-09T18:41:53.618+00:002010-02-09T18:41:53.618+00:00OMG, you continued! I cannot believe I missed this...OMG, you continued! I cannot believe I missed this whole thing.Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-58322567247082282882010-02-09T18:20:09.227+00:002010-02-09T18:20:09.227+00:00Emmett gestured out the window "I think I hea...Emmett gestured out the window "I think I heard some cackling coming from down the road. I know it's them. There's a few there that sound nasty."<br />They all looked out the window. On the way down the lane were a group of women, all scantily clad and carrying whips and chains. They all looked hungry and were chanting "Edward, come out, come out whereever you are."<br /><br />Edward's eyes zeroed in on the slightly bloated very mean one in the center, holding a whip. It was....Chimpsten.Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-65630288982252694412010-02-09T18:02:40.846+00:002010-02-09T18:02:40.846+00:00All of a sudden Emmett came storming through the d...All of a sudden Emmett came storming through the door.<br />"Edward, I think those bitches are back."<br />"I thought you killed them," screeched a frightened Bella.<br />"I thought I did too but apparently you're supposed to burn the bodies of human skanks too. I didn't know they could come back to life," said Emmett sheepishly.<br />Rosalie came in behind her husband. <br />"Dear, don't you know that those bitches were full of vile and poison themselves? What were you thinking? Where are they now?"<br />Emmett gestured out the window "I think I heard some cackling coming from down the road. I know it's them. There's a few there that sound nasty."<br />They all looked out the window. On the way down the lane were a group of women, all scantily clad and carrying whips and chains. They all looked hungry and were chanting "Edward, come out, come out whereever you are."twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-87061038850386327022010-02-09T18:01:44.765+00:002010-02-09T18:01:44.765+00:00Edward whispered Bella are you upset, you look ups...Edward whispered Bella are you upset, you look upset?<br />Well Bella, I'm really sorry I didn't get to meet the psycho ho's that were holding Rosie hostage, there's one in particular I really wanted to bang senseless....I think her name is Nibbles and she intrigues me. Her very name conjures up a great BJ in my head bwahahahahaha, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaa---aaaaaaack!<br /><br />"Hmmm perhaps we could arrange a meeting with them" said bella "It sounds as if you were all up for a bit of group sex"<br />Edwards eyes lit up at the thought. "I know Jacob was intrigued at meeting Stan, and Nibbles sounds like she'd know what she'd be doing with my sparkly peen" he mused.<br />"how do you suppose we could go about finding them?" wondered Bella.........Cake That Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133091812074940243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-25104747384734209382010-02-09T17:55:11.377+00:002010-02-09T17:55:11.377+00:00Edward whispered Bella are you upset, you look ups...Edward whispered Bella are you upset, you look upset?<br />Well Bella, I'm really sorry I didn't get to meet the psycho ho's that were holding Rosie hostage, there's one in particular I really wanted to bang senseless....I think her name is Nibbles and she intrigues me. Her very name conjures up a great BJ in my head bwahahahahaha, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaa---aaaaaaack!NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-47282738309139564102010-02-09T17:53:13.902+00:002010-02-09T17:53:13.902+00:00Edward getly placed Bella in the bed, handing her ...Edward getly placed Bella in the bed, handing her the cream and remembering the pack of Metronidazole tablets that would clear her bacterial vaginosis right up. Thank God Daddy C is a Doc, he said it was getting clse to where I couldn't take another facefull of cod againNibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-4091310777095733432010-02-09T17:36:55.311+00:002010-02-09T17:36:55.311+00:00At hearing his name Jasper rushed into the now cro...At hearing his name Jasper rushed into the now crowded bathroom. "what the hell is going on in here" he asked, taking in the scene around him. "Bella what is wrong with your hair, actually why is your skin blistering?"<br />Just then Bella looks down at herself and screams! She's then dragged out of the bath by Edward (here he comes to save the day...sorry, couldn't resist)<br />"I have to get her to Carlisle now" he said through gritted teeth, as he pushed his way past Jasper and Alice.<br />Bella had passed out, being a big wuss!<br /><br />"Carlisle!" bellowed Edward, as he stormed through the house toward his fathers study.<br />Carlisle rushed over to Edward's side and looked at Bella "What happened Edward? Why does she smell like bleach?"<br />"I'm not sure. I can't read her mind. Maybe it had something to do with her BV," answered Edward.<br />"BV. What's that?" asked Alice.<br />"It's what was causing the fishy smell you found in the washroom," replied Edward.<br />Rosalie walked into the room smirking "Does it stand for broken vagina?"<br />Carlisle glared at Rosalie "No, Rose, it stands for bacterial vaginosis. She should have come to me for help."<br />Just at that moment Bella's eyes opened. She looked at Carlisle questioningly.<br />"I heard the whole conversation Carlisle. I've got a burned out va-jayjay," said Bella.<br />"Oh my god, is she going to die?" cried Alice.<br />Carlisle stifled back a chuckle "Fortunately not. I think a bit of boric acid and metronidazole should do the trick."<br />She took the medications from Carlisle's open palm. As she moved Bella winced looked down at her blisters "What about the burns?"<br />"Here's some flamazine. Put this on your wounds and they'll heal very quickly. Edward, you should take her back to bed to rest," said Carlisle handing Bella a tube of silver cream.<br />"Okay, shows over, everyone out," called Esme.<br />Edward gingerly scooped up Bella in his arms "Come now, my love, let's get you back to bed."<br />"Wait, why is Rosalie here? I thought she was being held hostage," said a very confused Bella.<br />"Oh she was but then Emmett went off to find her. He crushed the felons in record time and brought back Rose," he leaned over and whispered,"they've even had time to shag once already since she's been back. I need to get you back into bed."twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-64470002406685680022010-02-09T17:10:55.613+00:002010-02-09T17:10:55.613+00:00Bleach! I'd have to bleach myself clean, surel...Bleach! I'd have to bleach myself clean, surely that has to be the only way I could rid myself of the vile rank fadge situation.<br />"Ermmm Edward, could you give me a minute please" I begged.<br />"sure baby, are you okay" he asked whilst backing out of the bathroom door.<br />"I will be" I replied as I slammed the door shut behind him.<br />I started running the bath, adding a healthy dollop of bleach I kept in the cabinet under the sink. I was just about to step into the scalding water when<br /><br />The door flew open. I stood there naked, one foot on the bath mat and one hovering above the bath. I turned in horror toward the door, to see Alice standing there, her nose wrinkled in obvious disgust.<br />"What is that godawful rotten fish smell?" she asked, flinching backward. I scrambled into the water, horrified and unable to wait to soak my rancid undercarriage in the hot bleach. As I put my other foot down on the bottom of the bath I slipped, both feet sliding out from under me, and I submerged beneath the surface. As I scrambled back up, spluttering, I noticed that Alice was staring at my hair.<br />"Jasper?" she whispered....<br /><br />At hearing his name Jasper rushed into the now crowded bathroom. "what the hell is going on in here" he asked, taking in the scene around him. "Bella what is wrong with your hair, actually why is your skin blistering?"<br />Just then Bella looks down at herself and screams! She's then dragged out of the bath by Edward (here he comes to save the day...sorry, couldn't resist)<br />"I have to get her to Carlisle now" he said through gritted teeth, as he pushed his way past Jasper and Alice.<br />Bella had passed out, being a big wuss!Cake That Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133091812074940243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-83766914351405214672010-02-09T16:39:51.587+00:002010-02-09T16:39:51.587+00:00Bleach! I'd have to bleach myself clean, surel...Bleach! I'd have to bleach myself clean, surely that has to be the only way I could rid myself of the vile rank fadge situation.<br />"Ermmm Edward, could you give me a minute please" I begged.<br />"sure baby, are you okay" he asked whilst backing out of the bathroom door.<br />"I will be" I replied as I slammed the door shut behind him.<br />I started running the bath, adding a healthy dollop of bleach I kept in the cabinet under the sink. I was just about to step into the scalding water when<br /><br /> The door flew open. I stood there naked, one foot on the bath mat and one hovering above the bath. I turned in horror toward the door, to see Alice standing there, her nose wrinkled in obvious disgust.<br /> "What is that godawful rotten fish smell?" she asked, flinching backward. I scrambled into the water, horrified and unable to wait to soak my rancid undercarriage in the hot bleach. As I put my other foot down on the bottom of the bath I slipped, both feet sliding out from under me, and I submerged beneath the surface. As I scrambled back up, spluttering, I noticed that Alice was staring at my hair.<br /> "Jasper?" she whispered....Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.com