Wednesday, 3 February 2010

We want your Sparkle Peens!

You talkin' to us, Stan?

No!  Well, we do actually, but it wasn't directed at you so get back to whatever grey trouser sale you were at when I shouted.  Oh, and Carlisle?  I think I worked out why you wear the scarves.  Has Esme's latest interior design project been a 'playroom' by any chance?  Hmm, thought so. Ok, now go, we've got stuff to discuss here.

So yesterday I'm sure most of you read that Nibbles, having been unable to find a sparkle peen charm for her bracelet went off and crafted herself one.  And very impressive it was too!  Here's a reminder of it next to the cupcake charm that she'd bought a la CW&IA.


Fab, I'm sure you'll agree!  BUT do you think you could do better?  Or could you just make one so appallingly bad that I laugh until I get cramp?  Here's your chance to find out because Edbrella is holding a  Peen Off to see who can come up with the best sparkle peen!

There will be a prize for the winner and if I can learn enough photoshop skills before then you might even get a badge for your blog if you have one.

Deadline for entries will be Valentine's Day (Feb 14th for all you unromantics out there).

Ok, let the Peen Off commence!



Ok, my photoshopping is rubbish.  I spent an hour trying to get Kanye out of his box and in the end had to give up.  I really wish I knew how to make fab things on there.

Oh, and I started potty training my youngest son this morning.  I have a feeling I'm going to be thoroughly fed up of looking at peens by Feb 14th LOL!

Oooh, this has just come to my attention so thought I'd edit the post to add it :o)


*THUD*

38 comments:

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Fan-fucking-stastic I'm an inspiration lmfao. Makes a change from being annoying anyway hehe.
Now Stan has got over her strop (much stamping of feet and gnashing of teeth was had) I think a peen off is great, can we make it out of anything we want and has it got to be a mini peen or can it be a ma-hoosive peen?
I prefer hooooge one's myself but I made the mini one cos I'd look fucking stupid dragging a massive dick around with me and I got divorced fucking years ago so I don't wanna start again!

Ooooo the excitement. I can smell the glitter and glue already, I'm giddy with the challenge or is it just the glue? (Open's window)

While Stan and I were discussing this challenge we wondered whether it would be possible for Jelly's Dick to judge the peen's and pick the best one. Then I got all carried away and thought what if he told Kellan (squee) and Kellan thought it was funny and told Rob and Rob got excited and started following the blog and then we got to interview him and I got to make a plastercast of the real peen and make a replica (for personal use fnarr fnarr) and then I passed out from lack of breath. At this point in my world it went, pass out, Rob gives mouth to mouth, I slip him the tongue, clothes get ripped off, wild fucking ensues and then I came.....round and was distraught I'd imagined it all. Sigh... OoooOOOOooo talking of which I dreamed in Rob-finally, I must email Mrs P cos it was fucking weird....no fucking, no sex, no bj, no nothing!!!!
Right, back to work lol...laterz my ho's

Stan said...

Anything goes Nibbles (PMSL at you dragging a huge peen round on your bracelet though!). As long as it's a sparkly peen - that you've made, I don't want to see any real ones glittered up thanks (unless Dick can get a snap of Kellan's that is).

xx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Um mmm mmm, Kellan's peen covered in glitter, ha ha rampant imagination rampaging. PMSL at no real dicks, hey I just had a thought lol no I can't do that to a vibrator...can I?

Stan said...

NO! LOL, it has to be from scratch. Oh, and btw, you don't need to send me the actual peen, a pic will be enough ;o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Can just imagine your post bag.ROFL, oh God Mr Stan would end up with a complex wouldn't he?

fanficzombie said...

I am envisioning the Harry Potter scene with all the envelopes spewing in through the mail slot, but they are sparkle peens. Hmmm...pretty...

Stan said...

ROFL, excellent image!

Stan said...

It's so quiet today, where is everyone???

fanficzombie said...

I think it is "get bitch slapped by RL day" or something...let me check my calendar...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Well...this is something I must partake in. I have some mad crafting skills...and perhaps some glitter, so I cannot wait to start. I have a quick question...does the peen have to be cut, or uncut? LMAO!!!! (Am I going to have to google porn again so i can refresh my memory about the uncut peen?)

Becky said...

Hello!! I am still speechless after that picture of Kellan, OMG!

Not sure I am up to the challenge of actually making something, lol. Will have to do it when hubs is at work, or I will never live it down. He already takes the piss for posting on a blog!

Stan said...

@ Mrs.P, anything goes, although obviously a very special mention goes to anyone who can manage to recreate the peen in the Rob manip that Lisa found.

@ Becky, I can't believe your husband would take the piss out of you for making a sparkle peen, it's a serious business you know ;o)

Stan said...

Shit. The kids just found Jake in the cupboard. Hope Mr Stan comes home in a good mood, they'll def bust me. Bum.

Dangrdafne said...

Holy Moly you ladies are funny!! I can't stop laughing. From the photoshop to Nibbles to Stan's kids finding Jake in the cupboard, oh my. I need oxygen.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Stan grassed up!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo yah, I knew the kids would find him, you can't hide a dog forever lol.
God I think my ear is irradiated after being on the phone for so long, my brain hurts.

The Kellan shot is totally LUSH but I still say it looks like twinkle on his pants which is so apt for a sparkle peen pmsl

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Becky I can totally empathise with the hubs taking the piss, mine does absolutely lol. Whereas my mate Phil desperately wants the link to Edbrella, so we may have a male sneaking around lol

17foreverlisa said...

I cannot believe I am sitting here trying to think of what I could possibly craft a sparkle peen out of. LOL!!!!!

I was swamped at work most of the day, so just checking in to sell hello before I head home.

Lisa

P.S.: Has anyone heard how Lacey's doing?

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Not heard a thing about Lacey here either Lisa. Hope she is ok!?
Hey I made my mini peen out of wax, chocolate chips and eyeshadow, haha its amazing what you think of in times of need pmsl xx

17foreverlisa said...

Jesus Christ, Nibbles, are you going to eat your mini peen or give yourself a facial with it? On second thought, don't answer that. LMFAO!!

Lisa

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - I second the not wanting to know what Nibbles is going to do with the sparkle peen she made!!

I need a new box of tissues at work now!!! Too many tears from laughter!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Hmmmm I'm not going to eat it, well not the shaft lol but maybe the bollocks cos they are made of chocolate and even if they're covered in eyeshadow....so what, IT'S CHOCOLATE!!!!
Facial-er facial with a peen lol hmmm I wonder what I could use for a facial from a peen bwahahaha

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Dangrdafne-What COULD i do with that mini peen, pmsl it's so small I think even my ex hubs was bigger and that's saying sumthin rofl

Dangrdafne said...

@ Nibbles - TMI!! TMI!!! ;)

Becky said...

@Nibbles My husband is always trying to convince me that it makes an excellent face cream or is good for sore throats lol!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

What Daf? What did I say now-oh you so wait for the FFF lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oh the ex hubs thing well I was disappointed the guy was 6ft 3 with hands like ham hocks and feet the size of sledges-wrong so wrong!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Becks-always get the " you have a headache/sore throat/cold/whatever ailment? I have a cure for that" LOB pmsl

Becky said...

@Nibbles men are all the same!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Tell me about it!! If I say I need Deep Heat for my back, hubs hears Deep throat, lmao, aw i have to go now, no fair, catch y'all tomorrow and don't forget the FFF on friday. Bwahahaha, its not THAt bad, Becky gets a mention too (nothing horrible Becks)

Becky said...

@I can't wait, lol!

Becky said...

No way! my word-verif was falic, how appropriate, rofl!

TwiWeasel said...

@ fanficzombie - You are soooooo right. Today WAS "get bitch slapped by RL day." Ugh.

Anyhoo...Just popping in to say hey...and let you know that I just about pissed myself again (but at work this time - I got a few looks while I was snorting and trying to cover it with coughing) over Nibble's sparkle peen!!

I am so not artsy-fartsy. If you've read my profile, you've seen that the only thing I can do with super glue is glue my own friggin fingers together. *sigh* Alas, I will try. *thinks a moment* Dang! *slaps forehead* I just thought of the perfect accessory, but I included it in the package I mailed to Stan the other day. Grrrrr....

In other news...I have no news on Lacey / Tigerlilyrose...I will call her tonight and fill you in tomorrow. I texted her a couple of times yesterday, but I didn't really expect anything back yet.

OK. *takes deep breath, adjusts boobs, tosses hair* Back to the bitch slappin...

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles - LOL!!

@Dangrdafne - Oh, girlie, I forgot you gave Nibbles the wheel for FFF. Look out!!

@Becky - We know you have to be a little nervous about FFF now, right? Come on. Nibbles isn't listening. You can talk to us ;) (Great word ver btw!)

@TwiWeasel - Thanks for the update on Lacey. Please tell her we're thinking of her and wishing her a speedy recovery. And thanks for the mental picture of you adjusting your boobs and flinging your hair. Smexy!

Lisa

Becky said...

@Lisa - I maybe a little apprehensive, lol!
*chews nails*

I am also strangely excited! Is that wrong?

17foreverlisa said...

@Becky - I would be afraid of the attic . . . very afraid. Just sayin'. LOL!!

twilightcupcake said...

Sigh. Time living on the West Coast and leaving the office at 7pm can dampen my blogging social life.
I love the sparkle peen contest. Oh, I'm supposed to make fondant monkey cupcakes in there. I have to sneak in an edible gumpaste peen if can :)
@Becky I'll have to hide this from my hubby too. In fact, I don't think I could let anyone find it EVER. Will I have to eat it??
And yes my husband always convinces me it's good medicine too.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Twilightcupcake-I'm a Doctor's secretary lol, how small our twi world is lol

twilightcupcake said...

Stan - How is the deadline for sparkle peens going? You know I want to make you guys something edible but need to find a time with no kids or hubby to look over my shoulder in the kitchen. Is it still valentines day midnight?