Anyway, moving swiftly on, last week's Friday Fun Five winner, as chosen by fanficzombie was StarlitViolets! She emailed me her questions with this message:
"I'm so honored to have been picked for the FFF. Hopefully, my questions are up to the standard of Twi-sted Edbrella. "
Hmm, well after yesterday which showed our standards to consost of bestiality, almost-incest and full on gang-bangs I'm pretty sure that any question she can pose will be under the Edbrella of our standards!
Without further ado, over to StarlitViolets :o)
1. If RPattz was an angel like John Travolta in the movie Michael, and he smelled different yet equally intoxicating to each of us, what would he smell like to you?
2. How much lady-scaping do you do? And how much manscaping does your SO do? (And ladies, I mean shaving/waxing/any-form-of-hair-removal in the most sensitive areas, so don't try to escape by saying you wear perfume and make-up.)
3. If you could only do Rob with another bloggy friend's vajayjay, whose would it be and why?
Rob & Mary - who would she swap places with?
4. You're arrsted in Forks for public drunkeness and end up in the tank with RPattz, KLutz, PFach, and Jacksper, what five words do you use to get the party started?
5. Which actor/actress makes you want to simultaneously kick them in the throat, spit in their face, and sterilize them (painfully) to assure they never procreate (again - if it's too late)?
Am guessing this won't be anyone's answer ;o)
Excellent questions StarlitViolets! Looking forward to reading everyone's answers.
Don't forget about the Big Peen Off contest too. Send pics of your home-crafted sparkle peen to firstname.lastname@example.org by 28th Feb for a chance to win a Sparkle Mini-E!