Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Hello, it's me

Hellooooooooooo Ho's

I've still not recovered from my shitty Sunday and to make matters worse Sony have said 10-14 working days to repair my Reader!! harsh, very fucking harsh.

Anyway, it's Aaliyah's 6th birthday tomorrow and here's what i've been doing for the last 2 days

 
  
  



I really need to go and clean up now :( There's icing and flour and stuff everywhere!
I'll be back to play asap xxx
                                                                             

35 comments:

Stan said...

Hellooooo! I'v missed you!

Bloody gorgeous cake lovey, Aaliyah's very lucky! Can't believe she's 6!

You probably all don't know but Mary and I first met on a message board for pregnant mums due Jan-March 2004, my eldest will be 6 in March. Can't believe it's been so long since we all sat there in the chatroom moaning about our aches and pains and running off for a wee every two mins! xx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhh loving the little hedgehogs and stuff. My ex's mum in law usually makes me a cake for my birthday but she had a stroke last year and is still in bad ways so I won't get one this year....unless Nikki comes to my house to play LOL. Only kidding mate unless you want to of course then anyone is welcome!
Bad news indeed about the reader thingymabob. The offer to record my dulcet tones and post it to you to listen to instead is there. i could even do like a chimpsten voice for K stew instead, pmsl just thinking of monkey voices saying I love you Edward..sigh my brain...
The icing and flour everywhere reminds me of CW&IA, you getting idea's for Mr Mary later?

Stan said...

Does it really remind you of that Nibbles? Because it reminds me of the year I spent 6hrs one evening making Will a cake and Mr Stan came in and laughed. I looked down at the table, spotted the massive knife in front of me and luckily for him chose the throw the box of icing sugar instead. It exploded on impact, most satisfying, even worth the clean up afterwards :o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Haha Mr Nibbles is worried cos I keep a carving knife in my bedside drawer. It did live on top of the table. I lived alone for quite a while remember haha (well kids were there)Best was when a chap turned up to fix the phones and wanted me to show him the one in the bedroom. He saw the knife (it is ma-hoosive lol) literally went white and didn't look at me again. PMSL

Yes I think of CW&IA whenever cupcakes get mentioned oh and sex toys too lol, I love that story.

Mary said...

Awwwwwww Stan the memories, peeing constantly, heartburn the awful backaches, good times ;) It's gone so fast. I told Aaliyah I wanted a magic spell to keep her at this age. She said not to be silly cos she needs to get bigger *tut*

Nibbles, tempting, very tempting for the reading offer. I'm curious as to how your monkey voice sounds PMSL
No ideas for mr mary i'm afraid PMS is here with a vengence and if he so much as looks at my tits i'll gladly chop his bollocks off and make him eat them

Stan said...

You could always hang them off the back of your car Mary, save shelling out for a set off the net ;o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Stupid computer, stupid lagging, stupid work...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

For Mary

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ugh didn't work

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

how can I attach a picture to a comment stan?

Stan said...

No idea, maybe just upload it to photobucket and then link to it?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Beautifully spectacular cake Mary...Aaliya is one lucky little girl!!!! The angels, the roses...it's gorgeous.

Mary said...

Thanks Mrs P she loves it. She said she's glad I can make stuff! LOL

*waits for the pic from Nibbles*

Becky said...

You lot are too funny, I don't know where to start! I will forever have the image of a pair of bollocks hanging off the back of a car now! I mean, why??

Beautiful cake. Mine get laughed at too Stan so I just don't bother anymore!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

It won't work Mary, I think you might have seen it on my FB page anyway, the PMS one with the woman & the sledgehammer-if not its in my notes lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Talking of FB, you on about a cake lol, what do YOU think I want as a cake lmao. I have something in my mind. I had a huge pair of boobs cake for my 40th so....

17foreverlisa said...

Oh, Mary, that cake is gorgeous! My mom made birthday cakes, wedding cakes, etc., when I was growing up, and my sister and I helped make many a delivery with her to help set things up, so I know the time and patience that goes into something like that. Much to my mom's disappointment, neither one of us picked up her gift. Your love for your daughter is right there on display, Mary. Happy Birthday to Aaliya!

@Stan - No, I did not know that about you and Mary. Thanks for sharing. I still keep in touch with a mom I met in child-birth class, so I can relate. The daughter she had the same time as mine just got married, actually, and we went to the wedding :)

Becky said...

@Nibbles do you want a sparkly pink peen cake by any chance?

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Becky...yes....yes I do lol. I get to eat the top though, hehe. I deep throat that for sure pmsl oh boy!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I'm so not posting at night anymore, get more conversation during the day lol. Think we need a rota lmao

Mary said...

@Lisa thank you , it does take a hell of a lot of time and patience and I usually work my way through a few swear words too!

@ Nibbles EXACTLY! a sparkly peen cake is what I had in mind PMSL

@Becky, thank you too. Don't give up, i'm self taught and just have a go!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mary - Hello, dear. Love the cake. You're so creative! My youngest will be 3 in March...can you make me a Barbie/Dora/Elmo/Puppy Dog cake? That's what she says she wants...I've still got some time to narrow it down, though.

@ Nibbles - Cupcakes always make me think of CW&IA too. Kinda weird when you're surrounded by your neices/nephews/kids...just sayin'. Oh, and my mother had a Ha-uge penis cake for her 50th birthday...it even had cream filling. Bwahahaha!

@ Stan - I would have thrown a spoon...in face, I have thrown a spoon at Mr. TwiWeasel before. He dodged it and it hit about a centimeter away from the glass on the china hutch (you've seen it in this post.) I do try not to throw things anymore, as I'm always the one who a) looks stupid doing it and b) has to clean up the mess.

@ Becky - I don't understand it either, but my Brother in law has a pair hanging from the back of his truck. I wouldn't say it's popular all over the US...probably only in the...er...redneck type places? What do you think @ Lisa? Do folks there have a big set of nuts hanging from the backs of their trucks?

@ all - Tigerlilyrose went under the knife today...send her good, healing vibes. I don't feel it's my place to explain her sitch, but she mentioned it here

Okie dokie, Chicks! I'm outie for the day. I gotta sick kid and we're heading to the doc! Oh yeah...good times.

17foreverlisa said...

@TwiWeasel - Thanks for letting us know about Lacey and for the link. Been there. Done that. It's not easy, but so worth it in the end. Good luck with the sick kid!

Stan said...

@ TwiWeasel, hello!

Feel bad about TigerlilyRose now, I tried to make a mental note to remember to wish her well when I read it on her blog, but as usual my memory let me down. Pass on our good wishes for a speedy recovery please xx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I wanna peen cake (wails)

Stan said...

NIBBLES! NIBBLES! *jumps up and down* Did you know the Gene Genie is in Bel Ami?? Just read that he is!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

No fucking way, the Gene Genie, does he take his clothes off lol. I love Gene Hunt...come on new series Ashes to Ashes!!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Have you seen my peen lol

Stan said...

Why? Have you lost it? Muahahaa. Yes, I replied! Fab!

Phil's playing 'Charles', will have to check my script :o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I've had to hide my peen, although small it is powerful haha; Ive hidden it in case my kids think I've gone round the bend!

Mary said...

Awww I had no idea about lacey please pass on my best wishes xx note to self must read more blogs

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Aw man I forgot Lacey told me what she was having done but not exactly when. Poor lass, give her our best. I will have to keep her away from the attic so she doesn't exert herself!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Maybe she could use the mini peen, that's not exactly demanding pmsl

Stan said...

PMSL @ mini peen! I'm guessing she won't appreciate us making her laugh for a while!

twilightcupcake said...

Love the cake. Looks like you spend lots of time on it and the figurines. Lucky kid! I end up making figurines for other people but it's just too busy when it's actually my kids birthdays :( The fairies/dolls and toadstools are super cute too.
I'll be posting a fondant/sugar thing I've made in the past every Sunday (just to counteract all the smut that pervades the blog the rest of the week).
Good job!