Thursday, 18 February 2010

Community FanFic Thursday!

Yep, that's right. Due to my increasing difficulty in thinking of things beginning with 'Th' on a Thursday and because the Community FanFic (this term should be copyrighted to TwiWeasel, it cracks me up!) was so popular, I've decided that it will be our new Thursday theme.

So, one final 'Things beginning with 'Th' before we close the door on it *sniffle*.  Today, 'Th' is for THATCH!







This knitwear offends me.  Just sayin'.







I don't apologise for the lack of other Twilighters in this 'Th', nobody can match the Pattinson hair.

Ok, on to the Twi-sted Edbrella Community FanFic Project.

Just like last time, I'll start us off then add another paragraph in the comments.  Play as many times as you like :o).

Bella burst through the door, turning and slamming it shut behind her, before leaning her forehead against the cool wood.  As her breathing gradually slowed,  a near-hysterical giggle escaped her lips.  She raised her head and turned slowly, still smiling until her eyes fell upon....

103 comments:

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

... Jacob, standing in the middle of the room, frozen still with a horrified look on his face. Bella lowered her gaze until her eyes fell on Jacob's hands, which were firmly grasped around his dick. There was also some kind of pink cloth he was holding.

"Jacob," Bella asked early calm, "What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm, I'm..." Jacob's mouth finally closed, but he still found it difficult to speak. "I'm sorry." He lowered his head feeling utterly mortified.

"For what? For breaking into my room? For going through my drawer and taking my panties, cause that's what it is you're holding in your hands, isn't it?"

Jacob closed his eyes, clenching his shoulders as if he was shrinking, and nodded his head.

"Or are you sorry that I caught you jerking off?" Bella folded her arms on her chest.

"All of the above. But I'm especially sorry you still haven't let me fuck you." Jacob's mood suddenly shifted and in one swift move he was pinning surprised Bella to the door.

Stan said...

"Or are you sorry that I caught you jerking off?" Bella folded her arms on her chest.

"All of the above. But I'm especially sorry you still haven't let me fuck you." Jacob's mood suddenly shifted and in one swift move he was pinning surprised Bella to the door.

"Oh!" gasped Bella in shock, then as he pressed his huge cock against her, something stirred within her, awakening in an instant. "Ohhhh," she gasped again, breathlessly and more than a little lustily.

Jacob pressed his mouth to hers hungrily and her body responded instantly. Her lips parted as his did, allowing her tongue to slip out and move with his. Jacob groaned into her mouth, the sound reverberating within her and causing a pool of wetness to form between her legs. As she allowed her hands to run hungrily across his hot, smooth skin there was suddenly a loud banging on the door behind them.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Stan, I'm waiting for someone else to continue and bring in the new twist. I guess we have to wait for the North Americans to wake up. :D

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

"Bella" bellowed Emmett "I know you're in there, I can smell you and that fucking Dog. Get out here now else I'm coming in and I don't care who's in the way"

"Fuuuuuuck" groaned Jake "What's he doing here?"
"I have no idea but I don't want him coming through the door or seeing you here so you better put the dick away and move it" whispered Bella hoping Emmett wouldn't hear.
"I can hear you Bella you fucking numb nuts and if the Dog isn't out in 30 seconds his nuts wont just be numb I can tell you"
"Go....now" whispered Bella fiercely

Jacob grabbed his pants and leapt out of the window phasing as he went. Bella ran to the window to see him disappearing into the woods.
Shakily she turned and called out to Emmett "you can come in now"

Emmett burst in scanning the room; within a econd he was hanging out the window yelling "you better watch it Dog I'm on to you"

He turned to look at Bella and despairingly said "What the fuck am I gonna do with you Bella? What about Edward, what about the plans for you becoming a Vamp, you can't see a Dog when you;re a vamp!"

Bella looked up at him, craning her neck to see him. Rising on her tip toes she snaked her arms around his neck pulling his face down to her. Her lips found his and he groaned as his mouth pooled with venom.
"Jesus I want you Bella, we have to persuade Edward to change you sooner I can't keep this up. I have to think of fucking Rose all the time he's near me and I know he's gonna suss me out soon"
Bella smiled her sweet smile and said "Leave Edward to me I have a plan to sort all this out. I'm gonna have you, Edward and the Dog if I want to and no-one is going to stop me"

As the door creaked they both spun round..
"Is that so" rasped Edward, his voice strained with emotion "and how do you think I fucking well feel about that"

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Whoooo thatch-well fucking done Stanley! I know which thatch I wanna tame hehe. Get em Robert!!!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

should be get em off Robert but no matter lol, he knows what I mean haha. Come on someone else write something, I wanna know what happens

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Edward furiously stormed in, crossing the room with one swift step before grabbing Bella's arm by the wrist.

"Ow, you're hurting me Edward!" Bella yelped and squirmed as he was pulling her towards the door.

"I don't fucking give a shit!" Edward hissed. "You've just hurt me way worse than any physical pain ever could. Come, if you want to be fucked, I'll fuck you. But don't you be complaining that it hurts or anything, do you hear? Oh, and Emmett," Edward stopped and turned to look at his brother, "Rosalie WILL hear of this you fucking backstabber."

"I already fucking did!" Suddenly, Rosalie stormed in. "You're all yelling like maniacs, it doesn't take much to put two and two together."

"Rose baby, I'm sorry," Emmett was all remorseful.

"Oh, you're gonna be, especially after I've finally put Bella out of her misery, and spared Edward of having to choose between leaving her mortal or making her a vampire." With these words, the beautiful blond launched herself in Bella's direction, snarling and baring her vicious looking teeth.

Bella managed to scream, but it was too late.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Bella managed to scream but it was too late...
as Emmett grabbed a handful of Rosies hair and yanked her teeth grazed the hollow of Bell'a neck drawing blood releasing her sweet, sweet smell into the air. Emmett stopped and turned to look at Bella, a glazed look in his eyes. Rose whispered "oh fuck" as her mouth filled with venom and she licked the blood off her lips.
Edward paled, if it was possible for a vamp to pale that is and grabbed Bella tucking her under his arm as he burst out of the window.

"What the hell is going on?" shouted Charlie, entering the room his gun drawn. Rose and Emmett turned to him snarling. Charlie backed away his face contorted in fear "wha..what's happening" As one Rose and Emmett launched themselves at Charlie.

"My Dad" stuttered Bella
"Too fucking late for that Bella, we gotta get out of here so I can fix you I don't have long" Edward sighed

"No, nooo leave me to change, I want to change"
"Fine, have it your way" Edward ran into the forest to a tumble down cottage to wait out the change.

3 days later a new stronger, cruelly beautiful Bella emerged. Edward stood at her side and asked "what are you going to do Bella?"
"Get my revenge for my Dad" she replied quietly "but first I want a piece of you" She growled

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

sorry for crappy punctuation I'm typing this as fast as poss cos of work lol

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

LoL, Nibbles, what the fuck, you just killed Charlie! And you totally fast forwarded there. I'm outta inspiration currently. Gonna wait for someone else to continue with the lemons (if they choose to follow up with lemons, that is).

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

lol can do a emmett pov or Rosie one, just didn't know what to do with them while the change happened. Yeah I killed Charlie, twist in the tale lol,Edward & Bella gonna get it on now so....lemons ahoy (I hope) pmsl@ you, maybe charlie is a vamp?

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

I'm gonna think about this and come back later. Gotta go home now. Work day is over. Yippi!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

lucky you lol, not long for me now!

Becky said...

3 days later a new stronger, cruelly beautiful Bella emerged. Edward stood at her side and asked "what are you going to do Bella?"
"Get my revenge for my Dad" she replied quietly "but first I want a piece of you" She growled

With that Bella pushed him back down onto their bed, licking her lips as her gaze fell upon the straining bulge in his trousers.
She crawled up slowly until she was straddling him, grinding down on his incredibly hard cock. Edward groaned and grabbed at her hips, pressing her harder onto him. Bella reached for his shirt and ripped it off, trailing her fingers across his marble chest.
As she bent down to taste him, his hands slid under her skirt, finding her wet and ready for him. Just as he slipped a finger inside her, they heard someone pounding on the cottage door.

"What the fuck..." yelled an extremely pissed off Bella.

Becky said...

I had to write it whilst being interrupted by two arguing monsters ( I may have to kill them)! Apologies if its not up to scratch, lol!

fanficzombie said...

You guys are cracking me up. RL/work is kicking my arse this week...It is like the good old days of lurking! I can only stop by and peek really quick. If this is still going at my lunch hour I will try to jump in! Happy Thursday.

Stan said...

As she bent down to taste him, his hands slid under her skirt, finding her wet and ready for him. Just as he slipped a finger inside her, they heard someone pounding on the cottage door.

"What the fuck..." yelled an extremely pissed off Bella.

The door flew open and there stood Jake. His eyes roamed across the scene in front of him. Suddenly he froze and his nose wrinkled in disgust.

"Jeez, Bella, you stink," he told her. Bella looked appalled and had she still been human would certainly have blushed a deep red.

"Well, I took the tablets like the doc said, I was pretty sure the BV had cleared up."

Jake snorted and Edward glared at him.
"Why exactly are you here, Jake?" Bella asked.

Poptarrt said...

LMFAO.
I have nothing to write in regards to fanfic - just that this story along with your bickering is genius!!

twilightcupcake said...

"What the fuck?" yelled an extremely pissed off Bella.
Edward mumbled and got up to get the door "You've got to be kidding me."
He flung open the door and in walked Alice towing in racks and racks of clothes. Not clothes really but lingerie and lots of it.
Trailing behind her was Jasper.
Alice squealed "I thought you guys might want something to help your mood. After all, it is your first time. And, I've seen it, Bella, Edward likes this one the most."
She handed Bella the black leather corset and mini skirt with the thigh high boots.
"Okay, we'll leave you to it. Enjoy!"
The two guests left as quickly as they had come.
Edward stared at Bella and the outfit in her hands. His eyes started to darken.
He gave her a lusty grin "Okay Bella I'll let you get changed." He sped out of the room and closed the door behind him gently.
Bella changed quickly wondering to herself if her new found vampire skills would keep her from falling overly clumsily in the new boots.
She checked herself in the mirror and decided that she needed to add handcuffs to her outfit.
Finally happy that she looked as hot as Edward, she called out to Edward to come back in. Then she stood next to the door with handcuffs and blindfold in hand waiting to surprise him.

twilightcupcake said...

Sorry Stan. I was typing while you were typing and realized too late that you had added.
Since I am not a jacob fan I'll leave my part there and let people figure out where to go from here.

Stan said...

No probs, it'll be like one of those choose your own adventure stories ;o)

Mary said...

"Jeez, Bella, you stink," he told her. Bella looked appalled and had she still been human would certainly have blushed a deep red.

"Well, I took the tablets like the doc said, I was pretty sure the BV had cleared up."

Jake snorted and Edward glared at him.
"Why exactly are you here, Jake?" Bella asked.

"Glad to see I've cockblocked Edward" smirked Jake
"I came to make sure you were ok, Bella, and to tell you about Charlie"
"Oh Charlie" gasped Bella , her face falling.
Edward remained silent as he still had two fingers inside Bella and his cock was positively throbbing.
Bella pulled away from Edward and sat on the side of the bed just staring towards Jake
"Well there's good news and there's bad news Bells, which do you want first?" he asked her...

Z Any Mouse said...

Arrgh, it's killing me that I have to get the lil' monsters off to school and can't add to this right now. I'll be back!

Charlie's dead, but his mustache lives on...

TigerlilyRose said...

"Oh Charlie" gasped Bella , her face falling.
Edward remained silent as he still had two fingers inside Bella and his cock was positively throbbing.
Bella pulled away from Edward and sat on the side of the bed just staring towards Jake
"Well there's good news and there's bad news Bells, which do you want first?" he asked her...

"I want the bad news" Bella said. Hoping she could handle it and her newborn instincts didn't take over and send her hurdling through town on a rampage.

"Emmet and Rose got ahold of him that night." Jacob stifled a giggle. "Charlie got one round off, though, leaving a few holes in Emmett, though they have healed of course."

"Get on with it Jacob!" Edward growled.

"Well, I got there it time to stop them. Carlisle treated him and he will be fine, physically, but emotionally he is a mess" Jacob said "No thanks to you bloodsuckers"

TigerlilyRose said...

Yay! I love Community FF Thursday! You are all so fucking creative and hilarious! and yes Jelena, you have to wait for us North Americans to get up...it was 5 am here when Stan started this morning! LOL, I was up but rocking a poor little sick boy..he has RSV, so it will be like this for a few days...GRRR...don't worry if you don't see much of me, I will return!

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

"Well, I got there it time to stop them. Carlisle treated him and he will be fine, physically, but emotionally he is a mess" Jacob said "No thanks to you bloodsuckers."

"So," Bella jumped on her feet, "You mean to tell me Charlie is alright? He's still alive?" Hope ignited in Bella's eyes.

"Yes." Jacob confirmed.

"Oh, that is such wonderful news!" Bella jumped on Jacob, hugging him tightly, forgetting all about her newborn strength.

"Aaah, Bella... You're killing me!" And Jacob meant it literally.

"Oops!" Bella instantly stepped back. "I guess I should go see Charlie then."

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

@TL - well, it's only half fun here without you gals. ;D

TigerlilyRose said...

@Jelena...its only half fun for us during the night stuff like Drunk Mad Libs without you girls too. MWAH!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

"Oh, that is such wonderful news!" Bella jumped on Jacob, hugging him tightly, forgetting all about her newborn strength.

"Aaah, Bella... You're killing me!" And Jacob meant it literally.

"Oops!" Bella instantly stepped back. "I guess I should go see Charlie then."


"Not yet..." said Jacob, as he peared at Edward still sitting at the edge of the bed. "I was hoping we could have a little fun first..."

Edward jumped from the bed and lunged for Jacob's throat. Jacob's feet raised fromt he ground and Bella screamed.."Edward, DON'T"!!!!

Edward set Jacob back to the ground and Jacob instantly transformed, blasting bits of his clothes all over the room.

TigerlilyRose said...

Edward jumped from the bed and lunged for Jacob's throat. Jacob's feet raised fromt he ground and Bella screamed.."Edward, DON'T"!!!!

Edward set Jacob back to the ground and Jacob instantly transformed, blasting bits of his clothes all over the room.

Jacob snarled at Edward.

"She is mine! Jacob, go fine a bitch of your own to have a bunch of bastard pups with" Edward growled.

"Why don't you let Bella decide that for herself!" Jacob said.

"I already did, Jacob. I am a Vampire, now! I will never be yours. Edward is right, you don't belong here, you should go." Bella said, looking him in the eyes with sadness.

Jacob turned to leave, but not before saying. "This isn't over Bloodsucker! Oh, and watch out for that brother of yours, he and Bells here have been pulling the...um...wool over your eyes." He winked, smirked and leapt through the window and into the woods.

Jayla said...

YAY community fanfic- this is the best thing ever! thank you. (gawd- heading to meeting- hope i can come back & play later)

TwiWeasel said...

Jacob turned to leave, but not before saying. "This isn't over Bloodsucker! Oh, and watch out for that brother of yours, he and Bells here have been pulling the...um...wool over your eyes." He winked, smirked and leapt through the window and into the woods.
Edward recoiled as if he’d been slapped. He’d forgotten what he’d come upon three days ago. Angrily, he turned to Bella, but just as he opened his mouth to speak, she launched herself at him.
With one hand in his hair, and the other on his cock, she dragged him to the bed. “Let’s continue where we left off,” she whispered against his mouth.
Edward almost felt himself give in to her attempts to make him forget what he’d seen, but he mentally shook himself as he physically pushed Bella away.
“What the fuck, Bella?” He spat. “I’m just supposed to forget that you’ve been…” he trailed off, unable to say the words.
“Fucking your brothers? Is that what you can’t say, Edward? Gah! Man up already!” Bella flung her hair and started for the door. “I’m going to see Charlie. Come and get me when you’re ready for this,” she motioned toward her body with one hand. She had a hand on the doorknob when Edward’s next words stopped her cold.
“BROTHERS? As in both of them?”

TwiWeasel said...

@ Twilightcupcake - I really liked where you went, but I followed the one everyone else continued...

TwiWeasel said...

FUCK!! Daycare just called...my youngest is vomiting profusely. *sigh*

StarlitViolets said...

“Fucking your brothers? Is that what you can’t say, Edward? Gah! Man up already!” Bella flung her hair and started for the door. “I’m going to see Charlie. Come and get me when you’re ready for this,” she motioned toward her body with one hand. She had a hand on the doorknob when Edward’s next words stopped her cold.
“BROTHERS? As in both of them?”

"Yes, Edward - BOTH! And we haven't been able to actually fuck yet... But now is a different story. I"ll be at Charlie's!" She said as she slammed the door off its hinges.

Edward was left with his pants down and an aching in his very blue balls.

Meanwhile, Bella ran through the forest, testing out her newborn vampire running skills. She felt free and was able to block out the guilt she'd momentarily felt at seeing Edward's hurt.

He'll get over it, she thought. It's not like I'm his first girlfriend or anything.

Just as she was feeling like she may get to do each of the Cullen brothers within the next week, and possibly Dr. Cullen for good measure, she came upon a scene that put all of her lusty visions completely out of her mind.

Disturbing animal sounds emanated from just beyond the small valley she'd stopped in. Grunts and squeals, snarls and snaps...

She soundlessly made her way to the small clearing where the disgusting noises were coming from. There, she found Jake, in wolf form, in mid-penetration of a non-wolf girl! It was a face she knew...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Twiweasel and @Twilightcupcake---did we fuck it up? Oh shit..if we accidentally ditched you cupcake, please take another paragraph!

StarlitViolets said...

And if any of you ladies are wondering, they were doing it doggy-style! How else?

This is too fun, btw. I didn't get to participate last time, but I'm SOLD now! Just try and keep me away. You ladies are f'n dirty, creative, and funny as hell!

Okay - who's next?

PS - Thanks to all my overseas girls for waiting for us North Americans to wake up and find time to contribute!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mrs. P - Not fucked up...I'm thinking Cupcake's part may be able to come *snicker* back in later!

@ StarlitViolets - That's just...disturbing. And funny as hell!

@ All - Home for the afternoon with a sick little girl. Got her comfy on the couch with back to back Dora and Blue's Clues on...

Now...let me think...

TwiWeasel said...

She soundlessly made her way to the small clearing where the disgusting noises were coming from. There, she found Jake, in wolf form, in mid-penetration of a non-wolf girl! It was a face she knew...
“Jessica?!” Bella gasped. “What the fuck are you doing?”
Jessica arched her back while the wolf Jacob continued to plow her from behind. Between grunts and squeals, she panted, “Jeez, Bella. What’s it look like? Ever hear of a little Bestiality? Watch your fucking claws, dog!”
Wolf Jacob just smiled his wolfy smile and continued riding Jessica. It was like a train wreck…even though it’s awful, Bella just couldn’t look away. Quickly, more quickly than Bella could have imagined possible, Wolf Jacob threw his head back and howled through his orgasm. Jessica sputtered and screamed into the leaves as he pushed her too far forward and her face hit the ground. “Ow! Fucker, stop!” She screeched over her shoulder.
Bella stiffened. Jessica’s lower face was covered with blood from her bleeding nose. Before she even knew what was happening, Bella attacked Jessica, who was still tied up at the moment with Wolf Jacob. Unaware of her new Vampire strength, Bella’s lunge overturned the two…lovers…and the three of them rolled a few times. The sounds of snarling and snapping from both Bella and Jacob could barely be heard over Jessica’s frantic screams for help.

StarlitViolets said...

@Twiweasel - PMSL! Holy fuck! That was just as, if not more, disturbing as what I wrote. But, funny as hell! Howling through his orgasm was GOLDEN!! Very nice cliffhanger as well.

@All - I can't wait to read what's next...

LOL! Is it bad that my WV was 'stron' and all I could think of was 'strap-on'?

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

"Jessica" bella gasped "WTF are you doing?"
"banging a dog and a huge one at that lol why?"
"well fuck"said an astounded bella "er you been doing this long?"
"yes" replied jess "theres a never ending supply of fucking big dogs round here and the oral is outta this world you should try it"
jake phased back still buried in jess and grinned. He waggled his Tongue at bella and grunted "yeah bells you really should"
jess suddenly screamed "omg you're a guy, WTF and your dick is so small. Change back change back"
"WTF " then jake shrugged phasing back. Jess let out a groan of satisfaction as jakes doggy dick filled her.
Bella ran on again feeling sick to her stomach but strangely aroused. What the heck was that about she thought. Maybe if I can stand the smell I might try it she pondered.
Before she knew it she was home and she could smell Charlie. Just as she got to the door an ice cold hand snaked round her wrist and a voice drawled hey babe where you bin. Bella turned smiling "jasper" she said feeling so much better

StarlitViolets said...

@All my ladies with sick little ones - I'm sorry. I've been there, and it sucks BAD! Just slip them some kiddie-valium (aka Benedryl) and then dive on into the bloggysphere. Muah ah aaaahhh...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Omg wease we think the same way kinda. Go your own ways ladies I gotta go I'll hopefully get more air time tomorrow lol. Laters luv ya's

StarlitViolets said...

Just as she got to the door an ice cold hand snaked round her wrist and a voice drawled hey babe where you bin. Bella turned smiling "jasper" she said feeling so much better.

"What the hell is going on? The last time I saw you, you were human and we were testing the limits of my restraint and oral skills," Jasper smiled his wicked grin and pulled her into the cover of the forest.

Bella followed, knowing that Jasper would be only too happy to take advantage of her new lack of fragility.

Failing to disappoint, he slammed her up against a tree, raising her arms above her head and holding her wrists with one of his hands. His other hand caressed her smooth granite skin from her arm, down over her clothes, until he found what he was searching for - the top of her jeans. Kissing her passionately, Bella realized the advantage of not having to actually breathe anymore.

Jasper paused as her pants hit the forest floor, and breathed against her lips, "Bella, am I going to be your first vampire fuck?"

"Mhmm," she managed to coo. "I got interrupted with Edward earlier."

Unlike Edward, Jasper didn't care who else she fucked. He wanted her, and wanted her bad.

His cock was inside her before she knew it, and Jasper was rocking her world with every powerful thrust.

Z Any Mouse said...

His cock was inside her before she knew it, and Jasper was rocking her world with every powerful thrust.


Jasper was thrusting so forcefully that the tree was shedding pine needles and the trunk was beginning to crack, plus Jasper's My Little Pony hair-do was starting to get in Bella's eyes. Breathing heavily, out of habit, Bella groaned "Jasper, we're about to kill a perfectly beautiful tree with our animal lust. We need to change position. Here, I'm getting on all-fours, you get behind me, doggy-style"

Jasper was taken by surprise, but intreagued enough to try something new. As soon as they assume the position, Bella hears herself say "Oh Jacob!"...

TwiWeasel said...

@ StarlitViolets - Thanks! I aim to please! I'm curious though...who were you thinking of when you wrote "There, she found Jake, in wolf form, in mid-penetration of a non-wolf girl! It was a face she knew..."

@ Nibbles - We do think along the same lines...but I use more punctuation! *Maniacal laughter*

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - PMSL!! That's just wrong!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

As he slammed into her bella realised she literally would have been fucked in two if she had been human. Oh god jasper she cried this is beyond amazing. just wait till you feel my Tongue he said as he pulled out and dropped to his knees pulling one leg up over his shoulder. she groaned out loud sucking in an un needed breath as he circled her clit a nd slid two fingers into her wet hot hole. You feel like velvet to me he whispered. He licked his lips then flicked his tongue into her while he pumped her with his fingers. I'm gonna come she thoughtand he's making me feel more turned on than I ever have been.
I want you in me jazz.......now
suddenly I was flipped around and bent down to the ground. Hold your ankles jazz said as his thick cock plunged into me his arm round my waist to stop me braining myself on the tree. Stroke my balls he commanded pumping harder now cum bella he breathed as be reached down and pinched my clit sending out feelings I'd never experienced before.
I wailed my entry into vamp sex and thought I want more and more and more.
Edward appeared stroking his dripping cock and said and so you shall have it bitch

TwiWeasel said...

@ Nibbles - OK, I didn't see that coming *snicker*

TwiWeasel said...

Hmmm....apparently I CAN write porn!

I wailed my entry into vamp sex and thought I want more and more and more.
Edward appeared stroking his dripping cock and said and so you shall have it bitch.

Startled, Bella snapped her head in Edward’s direction. “Oh no you didn’t,” she spat at him. “You so didn’t just read my mind,” she thought.

“Oh, I so did, Bella.” Edward said, and smiled widely. “And you’ve got a very dirty mind.” Bella tried not to think of the sexual fantasies she’d had about Edward and his brothers…and his sisters, but knew by the look in Edward’s eye, that she had failed. Visions of herself sandwiched between Edward and Jasper vied for her attention with more visions of herself licking Rosalie’s dripping cunt while Emmett rode her ass hard from behind and Alice licked her pussy from her clit to where Emmett’s massive cock was buried in her ass. Hearing Edward’s gasp, she knew that he’d seen what she had envisioned and was excited by it…

StarlitViolets said...

And just like that, her fantasy began to come true. Edward's venom-laden cock stood strong as he saw into her mind's eye.

She quickly, and without conscious thought, put up a barrier around her thoughts, and said, "Oh Edward, why don't we make this happen for REAL? Instead of you violating my mind, why don't you violate body?"

He hesitated momentarily, then threw her onto the forest floor. Her back lay across rocks, pine needles, and who knew what else, but her granite skin didn't feel a thing except Edward's pounding thrusts. His cock was a perfect fit and created the perfect amount of friction. Within seconds her back arched and she came again, but this time with a throbbing intensity that Jasper hadn't quite been able to achieve.

At that moment, Edward signaled to Jasper. Recovered and raring for more Bella, Jasper quickly came over and knelt, hovering over Bella's face. He worked his dick into her mouth, gently at first, but then as her mouth dripped with venom, more forcefully.

StarlitViolets said...

@Twi-Weasel - I didn't actually have anyone in particular in mind. I wanted to see who you ladies pictured. That's the beauty of it, I didn't actually have to choose. I'm indecisive enough as it is. :P

TwiWeasel said...

Kids are home...guess I"m done. *pout*

TwiWeasel said...

@ StarlitViolets - My first one was Rosalie...channeling her hatred of the mutt! Bwahahahahaha!

Mary said...

ROFL love it! More, filth *pant*

StarlitViolets said...

@TwiWeasel - LOL! I would've LOVED to have it be Rosalie!!! Her anger could've fueled some seriously kinky shit.

StarlitViolets said...

@Mary - This is definitely filth, but it the most hilarious and fun way! Are you going to bring on some filth?

TigerlilyRose said...

At that moment, Edward signaled to Jasper. Recovered and raring for more Bella, Jasper quickly came over and knelt, hovering over Bella's face. He worked his dick into her mouth, gently at first, but then as her mouth dripped with venom, more forcefully.


She felt her throat stretched beyond human capabilities. So glad I am a vampire now, she thought. As Jazz groaned loudly and spewed enormous amounts of vampire spunk down her throat. Hot and potent, she loved it!

She heard another voice then. It was Emmett. Then she saw his cock, who could miss it. I was even bigger than Jacob's wolf dick! She felt herself start to drip venom out of her mouth and cum out of her pussy.

"OOOOHH" She groaned as she realized he was aiming for her asshole. "Yeah, Bring it on Emmett! Fuck, yeah, I love it..."

TigerlilyRose said...

@Starlit Hi there bloggy twin, I have sooo missed you! Glad you are joining in, I missed last week too *pout* but I love it!

@TW Hope F feels better soon. Sawyer has RSV and is a bear with fever and snot and cough...YUCK! I haven't slept in two days. Too bad I can't use that time to write or blog, but he insists I ROCK him...the nerve!

StarlitViolets said...

@TLR - Bloggy Twin! I was JUST over at your blog! Sorry I've been a bit scarce, the beginning of the week is a lot harder for me to find time for bloggy fun.

And I had no clue I'd have interest in writing such sexual depravity, but look at us go now!

I hope your little one feels better soon. Respiratory stuff can be miserable. I know from personal experience.

Okay - now I have to start thinking up some more Twiporn nastiness for Bella to get herself into...

TigerlilyRose said...

@Starlit I will b posting my FF on a new page on my Tigerliy's Tirade site tonight! Come back by and check it out when you get time. Tomorrow is DML and twitter rambling! YEAH! Oh and I have to put together my WTF post too...hope Sawyer sleeps for a bit tonight! I still have a chapter of Eyes of Kings to catch u[p on too!

Guess I had better feed the little ones...they have such nerve...LOL

StarlitViolets said...

The double penetration of Edward and Emmett was even a stretch for her new vampy abilities, not to mention Jaspers dick still in her mouth and his hand on the back of her head.

Then, the most amazing thing happened. All four participants began to move in a synchronized rhythm. Within minutes, they all began to moan with the sheer ectasy of their predicament.

Venomous cum pulsed into Bella from three directions as her own orgasm threatened to pull her into a pleasure-induced state of unconsciousness. With a collective sigh, each of the vampires lay back onto the forest floor, panting.

Bella had never dreamed her fantasies could come true all in one day, but with the current pace, she'd bed every Cullen within 24 hrs.

She only needed a few hours of rest before she felt rejuvinated. She knew which Cullen she was hunting down next...

StarlitViolets said...

@TLR - I won last week's FFF, so make sure you come and answer my questions. I can't wait to read the answers. And DML!!! YES! I can't wait. Friday's are becoming my favorite day. And I sent you a direct message on Twitter. Check it out when you can.

Becky said...

OMG, you filthy bunch! I watch TV for a couple of hours and it turns into a pornfest! Yay!

Dangrdafne said...

I have enjoyed "Th" Thursday but this, this is sooooooooo much better. Wow, you ladies are crazy, I love it!

TwiWeasel said...

*evil grin* One kid's at basket ball practice, one's asleep on the couch and one is doing homework. So where do I turn?

She only needed a few hours of rest before she felt rejuvenated. She knew which Cullen she was hunting down next...
Bella leisurely walked back to the Cullen house with her three boy toys. She was deep in thought about which of the Cullen’s she was going to make her move on next, while keeping up her shield so Edward would keep his prying ass out of her mind. Her mouth watered as she thought of the good doctor and his wife…what would they think of what she had become? A complete and utter vamp whore!

Before she could step in the door, her vamp sense of smell picked up a wonderful aroma coming from upstairs. Curious, she followed it, unaware that the boys were all grinning behind her back.

At the top of the stairs, the smell became thicker and her mouth began to drip venom. She opened the door to Alice’s bedroom, and there was Alice and Rosalie, both gloriously naked, riding a double shafted dildo. “It’s about fucking time Bella!” Alice trilled. “We had to start the party without you!”

TwiWeasel said...

@ Starlit - I got Rosalie in there...you get Wolf Boy in there for some angry doggy style!

StarlitViolets said...

@TwiWeasel - YES! I'm so glad you made it back to the party! I'm LMAO about the double-ended dildo!

@Becky - I don't know how we've spiraled this far away from anything but a filthy fuckfest of Bella the "vamp whore" - but it's fun as hell!

TigerlilyRose said...

Bout damn time...blogger was cock-blocking me!

"Bella, sit on Alice's face!" Jasper said. "Go on, she won't bite...unless you want her too..." Jasper smirked.

"Are we really going to let this little whore in on out fun? " Rose asked, venom dripping from her lips as she sneered at Bella.

"Yes!" the guys all screamed at once.

"Trust me, Rose, once you try her, you won't ever stop!" Emmett said grinning.

a loud hiss escaped Rose's lip. "Well, don't expect me to touch her rotten pussy!"

"Her pussy is anything but rotten." Alice mumbled her mouth full of Bella's dripping cunt. "It is divine!"

Just then Edward couldn't watch anymore. He jumped on the bed and slammed his cock into Bella's tight ass, still lubricated from Emmett's cum.

Bella screamed with pleasure, but her scream was cut short when a dick was stuffed into her open mouth. She looked up, it was Carlisle! And she found he had the biggest cock of all.

TigerlilyRose said...

@Starlit and TwiWeasel LMAO at the DD and Alice w/Rose! And Star "Venomous cum pulsed into Bella from three directions as her own orgasm threatened to pull her into a pleasure-induced state of unconsciousness. With a collective sigh, each of the vampires lay back onto the forest floor, panting." That rocks! Even if vamps can't pant really...LMAO...That first line is fucking awesome!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...
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Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

FUCK!!!!! Tigerlily and I were at it at the same time....I'm off to delete mine....

StarlitViolets said...

@TwiWeasel - LOL! Okay, I'll see what I can do...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Bella screamed with pleasure, but her scream was cut short when a dick was stuffed into her open mouth. She looked up, it was Carlisle! And she found he had the biggest cock of all.

Edward could see that Bella's mouth was stuffed to capacity with Carlisle's cock, and this made him thrust deeper and deeper into Bella, hoping his cock could satisfy her more than Carlisle. Bella's eyes began to bulge and her eyes began to water, and Edward decided enough was enough.

Edward pushed Carlisle's chest to try and dislodge his cock from Bella's mouth, but he wouldn't budge. Edward pushed again and again, until Carlisle said...

StarlitViolets said...

@TLR - Damn girl! I have to try and follow that up? I may wait to see if Mrs. P does first, since she got cock-blocked by your giant-cocked Carlisle. LMAO!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Starlit...You can do it! Trust me! And thanks for the compliment...we are a bunch of horny filthy bitches...I LOVE IT!

On another note...my FF is posted on my site Tigerlily's Tirade click on the My Twilight Fan Fic Page Link top LH sidebar. MWAH! TwiWeasel gave it her seal of approval, hope you all like it too!

StarlitViolets said...

Fuck! I just lost the 3 paragraphs I wrote. I'm gonna give it another go and who knows, it may take a whole new direction this time...

TigerlilyRose said...

@Mrs P...sorry for the cock block! Hope you hadn't written a Nibbles sized entry or something! (kisses)

StarlitViolets said...

"Fuck, Edward! I'm almost finished!"

But Edward wasn't about to let that happen. He aimed a blow at Carlisle's face and that was enough to finally send him flying off the bed.

"Why do always have to bring your issues into our orgies?!" Carlisle asked, his giant erection still shining. "Now I'm gonna have to finish off myself."

A tinkling laugh issued from Alice's mouth as she removed the double-ended dildo from her pussy. "Not if I have anything to do with it, DADDY," she said, pulling Carlisle up off the floor one-handed, slamming him against the wall, and hitching her leg up, while mounting Carlisle's huge cock.

That just left Rose with the dildo hanging out of her cunt, Edward thrusting with all his might - attempting to reach Bella's tonsils with his dick, and Emmett and Jasper looking on, sporting hard-ons that could choke a wide-mouthed bass.

Just as Edward's two brothers looked eagerly at Bella, hoping for a repeat of the forest, they all heard someone clear their throat from the doorway...

Jayla said...

you ladies are the cheese to my macaroni.

StarlitViolets said...

@Jayla - YAY! Feel free to join in, everyone else has done Bella today. You might as well get yours. LOL!

twilightcupcake said...

Holy fuck. I go off to olympics for a few hours and you have Bella getting fucked everyway and Alice doing Daddy. You girls have the filthiest minds and I love it! No prob with the earlier story change. My bad for posting without double checking first.
Carry on. Have to feed the kids dinner and then can't wait to read more.

Z Any Mouse said...

ROTFLMAO, you dirty birds!

TigerlilyRose said...

Just as Edward's two brothers looked eagerly at Bella, hoping for a repeat of the forest, they all heard someone clear their throat from the doorway...

"What the fuck is going on in here?" Esme yelled. "Bella how could you do this? Alice, Edward, don't you know how this hurts me?

How could you give Bella her first Family fuck without me?" Esme ripped open her blouse sending buttons flying around the room. She grabbed Jasper and threw him on the floor, straddling his cock as she plunged down on it. She rode him fast and hard to her first orgasm. As she came down from that first high, Carlisle left Alice and Stood in front of Esme. She sucked his huge throbbing member into her mouth and started working it over..."

TigerlilyRose said...

That's it for me tonight girls! Stan and the gang will have to pick up where we leave off in the morning! Come back and see what they write to finish our disturbingly pornographic Community FF tomorrow.

Think I have an infection in an incision, yesterday Doc gave everything a good report, today it is hard red swollen and has a fever. So afraid I will be having to go to the doctor tomorrow but I will jump in for FFF as soon as I can, Cant let my Bloggy Twin StarlitViolets down!

Till then. Check out the new stuff at Tigerlily's Tirade!

Snogs
TLR

Becky said...

@TLR Oh dear, hope everthing is ok.

@'the rest of you dirty ho's', that story was fab! Not sure I can add to that filth so early in the morning, I may need another cup of coffee or 3!

I esp love StarlitViolets comment "Feel free to join in, everyone else has done Bella today. You might as well get yours." PMSL

TwiWeasel said...

You girls are a bunch of filthy minded perverts!

I. AM. HOME.

((Group Hug that may or may not end in an Orgy)))

Mary said...

Just as Edward's two brothers looked eagerly at Bella, hoping for a repeat of the forest, they all heard someone clear their throat from the doorway...

"What the fuck is going on in here?" Esme yelled. "Bella how could you do this? Alice, Edward, don't you know how this hurts me?

How could you give Bella her first Family fuck without me?" Esme ripped open her blouse sending buttons flying around the room. She grabbed Jasper and threw him on the floor, straddling his cock as she plunged down on it. She rode him fast and hard to her first orgasm. As she came down from that first high, Carlisle left Alice and Stood in front of Esme. She sucked his huge throbbing member into her mouth and started working it over..."

Just as Esme set to deep throating Carlisle's cock he felt someone step behind him.
"Emmett" he growled lustily
Emmett was palming his cock in anticipation, his eyes practically glowing with pure carnal lust as he breathed down Carlisle's neck.
Rose groaned from behind him as she started fingering her soaking wet pussy, she knew what was coming and man on man got her so turned on.
Carlisle shot his load into Esmes mouth as she reached over to Emmett to spit the cum over his cock. Emmet then bent a quivering carlisle over and shoved his cock straight in his ass. They both let out a low gutteral moan and Emmett pumped away a smooth steady pace.............

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mary – Seriously?!?! I’m not sure that I can write man on man porn… *sigh* Let's see what I can come up with.

Carlisle shot his load into Esmes mouth as she reached over to Emmett to spit the cum over his cock. Emmet then bent a quivering carlisle over and shoved his cock straight in his ass. They both let out a low gutteral moan and Emmett pumped away a smooth steady pace.............

Meanwhile, Esme joins Bella, Rosalie and Alice on the bed for a little girl on girl on girl on girl, while Jasper and Edward watch all the activities with their dicks in their hands. Everyone was too involved to hear the newest addition to the room, but eventually they smelled him.

“Ewwww…what’s that awful stench?” Asked Alice.

“Probably Bella’s nasty snatch,” mumbled Rosalie around a mouth full of Esme.

“Nope,” slurped Esme. “That’s not it. Her snatch smells great!” And with that, she buried her face in Bella’s dripping pussy once again.

“What are you doing here, Dog?” Growled Edward.

“Hey!” Exclaimed Jacob, hands up in an “I surrender” gesture. “I just came by to make sure Bella was ok after the ordeal in the woods. It looks like she’s fine to me.” He shrugged.

“Mind if I join in?” he thought at Edward. “I can bring something to this party that even YOU might like.” And with that he phased into wolf form. “Line up the girls, asses in the air,” wolf Jacob thought at Edward.

Knowing what Jacob was planning, and turned on by it, despite his disgust, Edward did as he was asked. He added to the plan though, by getting the men all lined up in front of each of their partners. Wolf Jacob then proceeded to use his extremely long doggy tongue to finish off each and every one of the ladies, as they each sucked their man’s cock…

TwiWeasel said...

@ StarlitViolets - Gah! I feel dirty now. But Jacob is back...

TigerlilyRose said...

@Mary and TwiWeasel Guy on Guy huh? well where you go I shall follow.

Let me think on it while I eat my lunch...if I can eat while thinking of such things...and I will return momentarily.

@Becky and all...incision is fine, no infection. a stitch is dissolving inside and my body is just trying to reject it. Starting to feel better already. I am fine really! Thanks for well wishes!

Stan said...

Glad all is well TLR xx

TigerlilyRose said...

Sorry girls I think I have had about all of this I can take...maybe time to draw this one to a close, soon, lets see where my keyboard takes me!

Four loud guttural moans filled the air as the guys released their cum down their girls throat. The girls lay back in a pile of tits and sweat panting. Edward turned to Jacob.

"Now you know she if just fucking fine,so get the hell out of here, dog!"

But Jacob was not deterred. He began sniffing around the pile of women panting and dripping sparkles and stinking of vampire sweat.

He began to nuzzle Bella's pussy. When she moaned softly, he jumped up and slammed his humongous doggy dick into her. Edward reacted, knocking Jacob off of Bella. Jacob growled at Edward with a glare and bounded out the balcony window.

"I think it is time we all got cleaned up and went for a hunt." Carlisle stated. Clearly wanting to give Edward and Bella time together to talk. He still needed to explain the family dynamic to Bella, though she had probably figured it out for herself, and the thirst he was feeling needed quenching.

"Of course" Esme responded gathering clothes and ushering the rest of the group out of the room. "Bella, dear, please don't be too alarmed. We are very happy to have you in the family now."





Ok girls, do with this what you wish!

TwiWeasel said...

Hmmm...I was coming *snicker* back to see where this went and what I could add, but I think maybe that's just a good ending place. Maybe I'll go back up to the beginning and read it from there...maybe we should "re-vamp" it as a one-shot of FF.net! *rolls eyes*

Becky said...

@TwiWeasel mm ... pretty sure they wouldn't go for beastiality on FF, lol! I think it should def be sorted and saved though, it was just awesome!! (if a lot filthy and a bit depraved!)

TigerlilyRose said...

LOL...I agree, Becky. a lot filthy and depraved. But maybe stan should add a pg to the blog entitled Community FF Favorites...and copy it over there! got that Stan...under posting, you can add pages...LMAO...

Jayla said...

bravo!! standing ovation

Z Any Mouse said...

Sigh, I should have gone with my gut when I was going to bring in Laurent for some guy on guy sex, but I thought I would be kicked out to the curb. Now that I know what dirty birds you really are, I'm looking forward to next Thursday! The rules are: There are no rules.

Epic story everyone!

Stan said...

@ Z Any Mouse LOL!

@ TLR, I'll sort it over the weekend :o)

Mary said...

Pmsl zany the rules are there are no rules. What goes on at twi-sted edbrella stays at twi-sted edbrella;)

TwiWeasel said...

@ Becky - Yeah, kinda figured they wouldn't go for it on FF.net! Oh well, it's for our own pleasure...sick and twisted pleasure, but pleasure nonetheless!

@ Tigerlily - Fab idea!!

@ Z Any Mouse - Bring on Laurant!

@ Stan - Remember that...we must start with him next week!

Dangrdafne said...

Ooo a Laurent community Fan Fic - I might have to put on my writer's cap for that one. I will have to sign on before work though ;)

He was one of my answers for a FFF question when I won - Edi Gathegi (and Peter Facinelli) being my type before Rob entered the picture.

Z Any Mouse said...

Ya, but we have to do something about those man-boobs.