The er happy couple
I know it's never going to happen, he's 24 I'm nearly, mumbles 43. He's fit as fuck, I'm just fucked. But in my head we're perfect for one another.
Seee, I know what he wants!
I suppose now we're going to be subjected to gushing outpourings of I love her, she's the best actress of our era (gag), I'm so proud of her (bleurgh) from Rob while the Stew-ped one does her version of the same
Yes, Rob's great, I love that man of mine, yes I do (she's just glowing)
I make no bones about it I'm green with envy and I guess as long as Rob is happy then (grudgingly) that's all that matters (bah!)
I just hope they don't split up and fuck up Breaking Dawn. I mean its bad enough we're left with a few feathers and a busted headboard after we've all been dying for that bedroom scene without those two being on set loathing each other. So while I'm not completely happy about this I won't hunt her down and do anything until BD is done and dusted ok.
Yeah you better be looking over your shoulder missy!