Wednesday, 24 February 2010

It shoulda been me...

It shoulda been me!


Its all over the blogiverse, they are together! Robert "the chosen one"Pattinson and Kristen "I'm really happy, honestly" Stewart are bumping uglies (yack)

Gah! It's not that I don't want the Precious to be happy; I do, I do, just with me pmsl.


The er happy couple

I know it's never going to happen, he's 24 I'm nearly, mumbles 43. He's fit as fuck, I'm just fucked. But in my head we're perfect for one another.



Seee, I know what he wants!


I suppose now we're going to be subjected to gushing outpourings of I love her, she's the best actress of our era (gag), I'm so proud of her (bleurgh) from Rob while the Stew-ped one does her version of the same



Yes, Rob's great, I love that man of mine, yes I do (she's just glowing)


I make no bones about it I'm green with envy and I guess as long as Rob is happy then (grudgingly) that's all that matters (bah!)


Me, envious


I just hope they don't split up and fuck up Breaking Dawn. I mean its bad enough we're left with a few feathers and a busted headboard after we've all been dying for that bedroom scene without those two being on set loathing each other. So while I'm not completely happy about this I won't hunt her down and do anything until BD is done and dusted ok.


Yeah you better be looking over your shoulder missy!



30 comments:

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

ROFLMAO! And now, that's all I have time for, cause I'm off to watch Barcelona in Champions League. Yep, I'm a football fan. =)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh MY! Yes...guilty of being green with envy...just glad he's into chicks. Was a little worried, I will confess.

17foreverlisa said...

I wish I knew how to embed a big fat smiley face in the comments, Nibbles. This will have to do :-)

Gossip Cop says that according to the reporter at the BAFTAs, Rob answered the question of "Is this a public appearance" in reference to him and Kristen with "We are together." Whether it's true or not, I like the sound of it. Ain't gonna lie.

Lisa

twilightcupcake said...

I love the post. The pics are spot on! Even down to the Envy dress.

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

What did I miss? What's all over the internet. Damn it, I'm off to read updates.

17foreverlisa said...

@HG - Go here.

http://www.gossipcop.com/robert-pattinson-never-said-kristen-stewart-couple-sun/

Lisa

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Aw Lisa you're just trying to make me feel better pmsl I made a comment on your last post, I will miss your blog but do what makes you happy!

You know this is all tongue in mouth right lol. I just wish the damn girl would look happier. My smile would be miles wide it it were only I in her place lol

@Stan I hope you got my text, sorry I posted just after you I didn't realise ooops my bad.

Right I'm off to have a curry now. Been doing a post for my birthday xxx laters xxx

Becky said...

@HG I missed it all too, lol!

Not been on much today and I miss this! Bloody typical!

I love the " ooh look at that.." pic & caption, made me giggle loads!!

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles & HG - I saw both of your lovely comments. Thanks. I'm fine. It gives me more time to follow you crazy hos anyway. I think I'll have a hard time staying away from Wet Wednesdays, so that may be my weekly post for now. We'll see how it goes.

XXXOOO

Lisa

Stan said...

"He's fit as fuck, I'm just fucked"

LMAO!

While I'm here, Rob's Bitch has started up her own blog 'm Allergic to Robert Pattinson
Pop over and check out her first post! Just going to add it to our blogroll now :o)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Stan...heading over there now!

Mickeefan said...

I, too, am not happy with this alledged revelation. I'm glad someone has the guts to blog about it.

I am green with envy, as well, because he's perfect for me (even though I'm nearly 46). I was beginning to think that I was about the oldest RPattz fan ever, but there are others not so far behind...

So, thank you! It's good to know there is someone else that feels the same when there are so many "Robsten" fans out there.

fanficzombie said...

I don't know...I have seen and read enough interviews with the both of them that I think they are a pretty good fit. As if I really qualify to know them now, LOL> The both can be pretty adorkable, but then she'll tell 'em to fuck off to their face and then he'll tell 'em to fuck off too, but they don't get it until a few minutes later. Wait, did that mean fuck off??? I really hope they have each other because I can't imagine not having that support going through the BS they do.

Doesn't mean I wouldn't kick her ass if it meant me gettin' some of that, know what i'm sayin???

17foreverlisa said...

@fanficzombie - I think we could be best friends ;)

Dangrdafne said...

LOVE the "ooo look at that..." photo and caption - LMAO

Also love that Envy picture - where did you find that? It is gorgeous!

TwitardedMom said...

I love it. You certainly have a way with words, not to mention finding just the right pictures to make your point.

Stacked Like Sookie said...

Don't feel bad @Nibbs, as soon as we flash our boobs at him & show him what he's missing, she'll be history! LOL!
@Mickeefan I'm with you 100% (I'm 45 by the way) & imagine my guilt when I fell in love with him when he was 17! I do believe Rob needs an experienced woman to show him how it's done, not some kid!
Sorry I don't hate Kristin, she just looks so sour all the time. If it was me, I would look like the cheshire cat, you'd have to smack the smile off my face.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Mickeefan-I just thought it was odd that I hadn't seen any posts about the worst kept secret in the world lol. So when I couldn't find the pictures I wanted for my original idea I decided to bare my soul haha. Everyone knows I'm not a fan of the Stew-ped one.
I don't think she's that great an actress to be honest I have only seen her in the Twi movies so I guess I've never seen her erm range apart from twitching and blinking a lot and looking unhappy mostly. She could be a really nice person but she just comes off as a moody teen. Oh well maybe I'll be pleasntly surprised one day

@Sooks, get the nunga nunga's out and lets go show that boy a thing or three-on the ready, 1,2,3 and expose! pmsl

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Dangrdafne-I just googled eny lol on images and voila!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

that should be envy!

Becky said...

@Nibbles 'nunga nunga's? ROFL!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Yeah Nunga nunga's lol, you not heard of that?!
Its like ba-hoobage, bajunga's, the nom nom's, ma-hoosive ba-hoobies....all those literary desciptions pmsl

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Ps I blew all the fuses at work 5 minutes ago-ooops!

Mary said...

LOL Love the post and pics Nibbs :)

I vary from thinking they make a lovely looking couple to wanting to smack KStew upside the head and screaming at her to cheer the fuck up!! She gets to perve at him in person whenever she wants! She should be fucking smiling all the time. If it was me i'd be one smug looking fucker
xxx

Stan said...

ROFL Mary!

Bex said...

I love you so hard right now you have no idea!! That is one epic post! I am super relieved that it's not just me who feels that way! I'm in possession of a little envy right about now and it's making me edgy, but you've cheered me up no end!

I'd totally show you my breasticles right about now! xxxxxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

LOL@Bex, I'd rather see Robs test, I mean chesticles but thanks for the offer haha.
I had to come out and say it loud, it shoulda been me but ah well!

Stacked Like Sookie said...

123 expose Nibbs! You too @Bex, the more the merrier! PMSL nunga nunga's! That's a new one for me!

TigerlilyRose said...

You are one funny biatch! K Stew just looks so bitch all the time doesn't she...Smile bitch, you are with the hottest guy of the decade, act like it! For real!

Good pot! I mean Post!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Lol are you sure you're not on the good pot TLR pmsl hehe