OOoooOOOoooo Psychic Nibbles is in the house....There I was gazing at the balls thinking of true love, happiness, flowers and CHOCOLATE of course, when suddenly the gloom lifted and there I saw a vision....as I drooled I mean gazed a while longer the visons kept shifting, changing (I smacked the ball on its side as you do when your vertical hold goes) when it set upon one...
(wipes dribble from picture, wipes mouth, um yum!)
The image shifted, Rob was comtemplating Valentines Day and what to give me
Rob, psst, Rob, it's not Easter yet...the wha? The bunnys telling you what to buy me. Um oookaaay...
Awwww hunny just what I wanted Robsession...
(Like I NEED to be anymore Robsessed than I am, actually like anyof us need to be more Robsessed)
Wait, there's more...Jaksper appears, wait I need to rub his balls, I mean the balls. He's high on hill like a lonely goat herd, yo de lay, yo de lay...hang on, that's not right, lemme at the balls again they need tenderly holding for the correct image...
Jaksper is giving me his smouldering look, the one one that makes me take my pants off.
"It is pertinent to what I wanna give you for Valentines Day Nibbles"
You know you only drop trow for me Nibbles (ahem, yes Rob)
OooOOoooo Kellan's face appears in my orbs, he says he wants to motorboat me...OOoooOOo. Oh Klutz darling, what can I do in return?
Mmmf, mm, a, mmy, ggarh (swallows) pardon?
Oh my I er had to give those balls a bit of um spit and polish couldn't see properly..
All at once I can see 2 visions crystal clear of what I really want for valentines
That's me on the bed...obviously (rolls eyes)
Hanky, panky, nothing like a little spanky (Yes please!)
Oh dear the balls are drained of energy, the visions are fading, I'm running out the door heading for my massage and spanky session....all you's ho's have a brilliant Valentines xx
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