Hello ladies are you ready for my friday fun five (fingered shuffle)Yeah, yeah I know I already put this picture in a post once but fuck me it's such a hawt shot I had to put it in again....so sue me lol. The nurse I work with stole it from me and put it on her facebook profile where it's been steaming up the females ever since. Must admit I'd love to shuffle those five fingers myself yum yum...
No Nibbles you can't ask me that!
Sweet and innocent Nibbles.....yeah right pulease
We did what?2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
Come up and see my etchings sometime ?
Cor Cedric what you doing!!!
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
The Vamp $39.99 from Tantus Direct and I quote "Don't save this just for nocturnal escapades, try taking our vamp out in the sunshine and watch it sparkle" (ROFL)
I just want his sparkly monster!
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You've promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly's Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P's & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way ?
(I never said it would be easy)
Hmmm, Tis a puzzlement Nibble's ...
So there you have it you wonderful fucking Twi-people. Have fun, I'm looking forward to your answers so much! Wonder if you're waiting for mine too hehe...
I'm waiting for yours Nibbles!
As I'm waiting for yours Rob (and Klutz, Jaksper & the Doc)
Quick note tomorrow look out for Stan(wo)man & Nibbles the Boy Plunderer's adventure!
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Ugh what a morning I finished this the other day and when I went to post it, half of it was missing so I had to finish it at work, then I must have hit a wrong key so if the font looks buggered up sorry :( . The computers then crashed but luckily after i had just hit post!!! My nerves are shot, I need a drink and it's only 9.50am....
Pheeeeeew! Big exhale of relief here, you were actually quite restrained there Nibbles (and I don't just mean the handcuffs either).
PMSL at those pics and captions!
Ok, I have to go and get the big shop out of the way before I tackle these. Be sure I'll be pondering your questions as I push a screeching 2yr old round Asda looking for things to make a sparkle peen from ;o)
Arrrrgh why is it beneath the things that go THH!!!
Aah, must be because it was drafted first. I'll have a look now at sorting it x
I did it, I did it all on mine own by myself-doing stirring sppon dance-I'm learning, I'm learning, ah huh, ah huh-Go me, YAY. God I'm easily pleased lol
Woo! I'm impressed. I'll be letting you have a drive of the peenmobile at this rate ;o)
ARGH! I am NOT happy. Just getting my bag ready (i.e. swapping it from Team Edward to Team Jacob ;o) ) to go shopping and the bloody pree-stud has broken off on one of the straps! Well, I guess that's my punishment for being so fickle and changing it so often. Hmph.
ROFL at driving peen mobile, I so hope its a manual and not automatic. I'll hold tight with both hands whilst driving!!!
Punishment for heading to the Wolfy side of things!!!
Morning Ho's. Having a tea break so I thought i'd tackle theses :)
1)If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Where's Rob gone? ;)
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
I have my ears pierced 3 times but I rarely wear earings anymore. I had my nose pierced but I kept going cock eyed looking at it. I've had my tongue pierced for about 10 years now, and I love it!
I have 5 tatts. A pair of lips on my right ankle, just cos I liked them. A heart with a bow on my left tit, again cos I liked it. 3 stars on my left ankle representing Mario, Jamie and Jack. I have Aaliyah tattooed on my right wrist. And finally I have flowers on my left foot cos they are pretty :)
3)If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I'd rob several banks. I'm sick of having no money :(
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
I have several vibrators but the fave is the platinum Rampant Rabbit. Every woman should invest in a RR FACT! It get used almost every time we have sex, more often if i've been reading FF :)
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You've promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly's Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P's & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way ?
I'd call her and tell her to wash her muff, shave her legs and wear her good undies and off we'd go to the party where she'd immediately forget what a fuck up her ex was! I'd also take pics of her surrounded my all the sex gods and make sure she posted them on her FB so her ex could see!
Phew, i'm knackered now!
First I don't want to be first!! Hopefully it will take me soo long to answer that someone will have jumped in, lol!
Right...
1. If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
"That was awesome!"
Because lets face it, you have an attic full of hotness & god knows what toys, so what ever we got up to the night before would no doubt have been amazing, lol! I am just assuming we left the boys up there and came down for some well earned rest.
2. Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
I am very boring an only have my ears pierced, no tattoes either!
3. If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I would watch Rob take a shower. Firstly cos it would be really hot and just maybe he would give himself a little action in there! Secondly I need to confirm that his sparkly peen is indeed nothing like that frightening manip!
4. Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
mmm. I did used to have 3 vibrators, but chucked them when I had kids. It seemed like a good idea at the time, not so much now, lol!
Don't have any other toys, but after reading MoTU I am tempted by a few things! I do however have a nice collection of porn!
5. As tempting as that sounds I would have to go for C, because she is my friend and obviously needs me. They are only men afterall! On the other hand, after I told her about said proposition, she would send me on my way to the party as thats the sort of friend she is too, I would of course take her with me to get over her lameward bf!
Ooh, never had so much to say before!!
@Nibbles, what fab questions & post, go you, lol!
I'm loving this, I'm finding out intimate stuff about you lovely ho's and thats the best stuff. Hehehe, right so I'm off to read Becks pron stasah and as I agree with Mary and ahve an RR too, I'll take it with me. I will answer later, god know's when I have the Stanman & Nibbles Adventure to write and have also included a few other peeps who attend or contribute to Edbrella lol. I'm so excited!!!
porn stash, bloody fingers!!!!!!
@Nibbles pron stasah! rofl. My fav was pinched by burglars. Of all the things to leave in the dvd player!! I was gutted lol!
My fingers won't keep up with my brain mate pmsl. I was once checking through some unmarked dvd's when my mum was round, I was trying to find Kevin & Perry copy and er up came some lesbo thing that my ex had left behind. Was quite entrancing till I realised the old Queen was stood watching it too. Oops!!
@Nibbles. rofl. "the old Queen".
Well she's the sort who would say "off with her head"lol Not a good relationship pmsl
Oooo I love your picture Becks!
1. What the fuck?
2. No piercings or tattoos
3. If I could be invisible for a day, I would pull a bunch of pranks on the people who normally mess with me.
4. I have a vibrator.
5. I'd tell the truth and she would understand or else she never was my friend at all.
Just thought I'd let you all know a bit more info on the "Vamp" dildo, apparently you can either heat it up or put it in the fridge/freezer for the authentic cold peen feel. ROFL oh God, only in America, you people have a lot to answer for hehe. It um retains both temperatures well depending on whether you want hot or cold. I researchedthis one real carefully haha. They have a video to show you it sparkling too-unfuckingbelievable!!!
Oh lord...
OK, here I go...
1)Move Over, Nibbles
2)Do earrings count? If so, 3 in each ear, and no tattoos.
3)If I could be invisible, I would go to the jewelery store and steal a whole bunch of shit...
4)My husband once came home with a vibrating cock ring...LMAO!!! STILL LMAO!!!!! Oh lord!!!!! Anyway, that is all that is in the house...
5)I would lie...I know i would. And I'd get caught, because that's how things happen with me. I would say that I couldn't come over because "I can't get out of the bathroom"...and the crap excuse has never failed me.
Can't wait to see what part I play tomorrow!!!!!
Nibbles, Nibbles, Nibbles . . .
1) If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Holy hell, Batman!
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
My ears are pierced (one hole each), and I have one tattoo on my left ankle. It’s roughly the size of a quarter, in the shape of a baseball, and has the numbers 17 and 21 on each side of the seams (17 is my favorite number; 17 is my son’s number and 21 is my daughter’s number on their baseball and softball jerseys).
3) If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
There are so many possibilities here, so I am going to just go with the first thing that popped into my mind. I would go up into your attic, Nibbles, and rescue Rob!
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I’d gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
If I’m blushing answering this, I can only imagine what Dandgrdafne is doing. I have one big v and one little v, neither of which sparkle. (Geez. I can’t even type it “out loud.”) They are getting a lot more use these days because of ff. (Geez. I can't believe I typed that "out loud.")
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You’ve promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly’s Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P’s & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way?
c - I would go stay with my friend, listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand, and silently curse my good nature – for all of 15 minutes. Then I would tell her to pull herself together because we were going to a party!!
As always, I can't wait to see how everyone answers these.
Now can it be my turn to shuffle those five fingers? Pretty please?!
Lisa
P.S.: Drunk Mad Libs at Twilight SagaPalooza and Twitter Jail tonight!!!
WOOOOO! Successful shopping trip indeed! Even managed to get my grubby mitts on a Taybait Rolling Stone cover poster! Didn;t even know they existed. Anyway, forget the Twicave, have now started crafting myself a Wolf den, muahahaaa!
Ok, questions.
1) If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Mary is a total witch, reading my mind! Nibbles can back me up that my answer is also 'Where's Rob gone?' LOL. Oh, and not because it actually happened ;o)
2) Any piercings or tatts?
Just one in each ear. I'm a total wimp - I only had them done when I was 21 as well LOL!
3) What would you do if you were invisible for the day?
I'd control cutout Rob & Jake for the day and scare the shit out of everyone. Muahahaa!
4) Any sex toys?
I'm far too busy to be prolonging things with the use of sex toys! I have ff to read and write, blogs to check and Twitter to go on, honestly, what a question! I might have a couple of dusty vibrators in a box somewhere but I'm not too bothered, things are good enough without and I find myself a bit disappointed when the real thing doesn't vibrate after something that does ;o)
5. Party scenario
If it had to be one of the three options I'd tell the truth and promise to share details on a fab girly night asap. I'd rather take my friend with me though. Well, two actually, I don't want to upset her by ditching her when I get it on with the boys PMSL!
Good questions!
1)If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Again, again, again?
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
Piercings - ears, tongue (but I took it out when I had my daughter they made me in the hospital when I had a c-section and I just never put it back).
Tattoos - Funny story here. My husband and I were set up by our tattoo artist. My husband is COVERED from head to toe.
I 9 at the moment although the one on my back is quite large. I'm about to get two more next week and then we are going to start work on a half sleeve.
I have a thing for stars. They are kind of like my good luck charm. I have stars behind both ears (they are red and blue and they follow along my hair line). I have stars on the inside of my right wrist (four of them total starting small and getting larger.)I have a star on the inside of my foot just below my ankle on each foot.
I have a paw print on my hip.
I have a large back piece that consists of two oldschool sparrows and a sacred heart (I was n a weird place when I got this one. Just out of a long relationship and I wanted something to symbolize starting over).
On my left wrist I have the symbol from the fifth element.
On my ass I have two sailor Jerry cherries that were tattooed on my by one of my best friends who does NOT tattoo. Sure they look a little funky but they are probably my favorite tattoo.
3)If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I like the rob the banks answer...but I think I would also like to jack a few kick ass cars.
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
I always have at least two battery operated boyfriends as well as this awesome little vibrating stick thing that is a great addition to sex with the hubby.
I also have a g-spot vibrater that is just OK...only gets used every great once in a while. Going to the Hustler Boutique is a regular occurance for us and we have a sextoy party every year at xmas time.
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You've promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly's Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P's & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way ?
I tell her to get her mopey bitch ass off the sofa and come with me. Whats a better way to get over a lousy man then to go play with a few hot ones?
@ Lisa I cannot get my fucking head around mad libs, I have no idea what the hell is going on, but I may well be on Twitter :o)
Not reading the answers...not reading the answers...
@ Nibbles - Dammit! YOu stole two of my questions! I've had my questions ready since the beginning, and you stole two of them!! GRRRRR! Frightening how much we think alike.
BTW...it was the sex toys question and the piercing/tatt question. *grin*
I've copied the questions into my email, so I'll go answer them and copy/paste them in later.
You can repost the RPatzz pic anytime - that and the HOT Kellan ones - DAMNNNNNN!!!
1)If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
"One more time??"
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
Ears pierced twice - bellybutton pierced - one tatt on my shoulder, she's a curvy naked fairy that I drew myself and had transferred to my skin. I got it right before I got married to my DH and she has the colors of our wedding and signifies our marriage with the some of the details on her.
3)If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I am nosy BEOTCH so I would track down people and see what they have to say about me.
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
We use them - our collection is not huge - just two BOB's, one mask, some special gels, movies and books.
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You've promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly's Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P's & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way ?
I'd invite her and if she didn't want to go then I'd have to ditch her and go have a HELL of a time and make it up to her later!
1) Where's the strapon?
2) Just the ears. I was responsible about wanting a tatoo. I told myself I had to think about it for five years and if I still wanted the same thing, I could get it. And in 5 years, I really just didn't give a shit anymore.
3) I would go somewhere beautiful where it was raining and run around and frolic naked. I have always wanted to do that. *sigh*
4)Ummm, ok, keeping it realz...Ok we have two basic vibrators, one little bitty one and one standard. We have the "what the fuck was he thinking" vibotron I call it. One of those wand deals that can send your clit from zero to ARGH don't you fuckin' touch me in 2 seconds flat. Gotta give my man props for trying tho! Ok, then a couple of other random vibro strappy things. Nipple clamps with chain, blindfold, and we have the four corner cuffs that run under the mattress, tho we usually only use the wrist cuffs. Okay, who has read the Red Line? That totally inspired me/us to try and get a remote control egg. I told hubby about it and he thought it was fuckhawt. We bought a nice one, but unfortunately we can't seem to get the remote to work with any consistency. I still have high hopes for that concept, it is freakin' hot. Um..I think that is it..not gonna go check the drawer to be sure tho! Probably half of that is pre twismut and the other half post.
5) Um..since honesty is the best policy I can tell you that, honestly, my friends even in that situation would be on that party like stink on shit. It would be a requirement to go out and get plastered anyway, not sit around and braid our hair. But of course, I would give up my guaranteed lay to her in a heartbeat.
OMG what deviant ho's some of you are, lol!!! I feel the need to go shoping!!
even shopping!
Those are really good questions. I am overloaded at work today, so I won't get to answer until later tonite - hopefully before Mad Libs.
Good morning all
This is my first time answering the FFF so here goes
1) Wanna go again?
2) Sadly I just have my ears pierced. One holed each. After reading CW&IA and Wendy's I would love to ask my husb to get his tongue and peen pierced and I would get nipple and clit piercings if I could. The tongue thing would scare off patients.
3) Oh, invisible huh? Is it wrong that I would buy a whole bunch of silly movies and also porn and drop them off at RPattz place. Then hopefully he'd open the door and see the movies. Go inside and laugh his ass off and alternatively spend the rest of his day reproducing that photo you've got on this post with his hand in his pants jerking himself all f*cking day long. I love his smile and the idea of him getting off.
4) My favourite is a body contouring clit vibrator. Another regular vibrator. An anal dildo and a two way dildo (I know my husb has these girl on girl fantasies when he buys this stuff but it hasn't happened yet). Plus a curved We-vibe that is a G spot vibrator that you use while having sex and it is also a clit vibrator as well. Still have the regular assortment of honey dust, feathers, etc. We use neck ties and robe ties for cuffs since it's easier.
God this is awkward to confess but holy hell I've come this far already. I love being tied up and we use the vibrators and dildos on me of course and not him.
5) option B can be altered. I am a good loyal friend (see my post on Easter Bunny is at the Spa in Vegas). Why not tell her the truth and cheer her up by bringing her along? Of course I would get first dibs and choose Rob for myself but she could either have him for seconds or choose one of the other lovely twiguys. I doubt I would do a threesome with her unless the Precious made a specific request.
Happy Friday
@twilightcupcake: "God this is awkward to confess but holy hell I've come this far already"
My sentiments exactly. Yeah, thanks for joining my full disclosure partay!!!
CUPCAKE!!!! OH MY! Way to go girl... ;-)
Normally I'm one of the first ones to comment, but the snow ruined that today. Decided to not read anyone's answers until after posting mine.
1)If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
My three words would be: What The Fuck. Only because I don’t expect to ever wake up in the bed naked with Dangerfine or Nibbles. That is who you were talking about isn’t it?
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
One piercing in each ear, no tattoos. I’m a sissy in RL.
3)If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I have no idea. Maybe sneak into one of those special clubs for swingers that I’ve been researching. Oops. Shouldn’t have said that.
4) Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
Honestly, don’t have enough time to list all the stuff Mr TM and I have bought over the years. Every product was bought with anticipation and used with delight. After being married for 15 years, we just don’t make time to use them anymore.
5) Honesty is the best policy right? You've promised a friend that you would go round and keep her company as her BF has left her. However Dick (Jelly's Dick) has just informed you that Kellan is hosting a party near you and for sure The Precious, Jaksper, the Doc and Beacob (Tay Tay/Taycob/Jacob) will be there and without a doubt you will get to lay whichever man (er men in Mrs P's & my case) you want. Do you a) ring your friend up and lie outrageously, b) tell the truth and hope she will understand or c) go stay with your friend and listen to what a fucked up lamewad her ex was, hold her hand and silently curse your good nature. If you opt for lying what lie would it be by the way ?
I’d help my friend the best way I know how. The best way to forget a BF is to get laid by someone better. My philosophy is if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.
Fucking 'ell, late for my own partay. Bloody phone been ringing off the hook here.
Holy Rob fuckery Cupcake/Doc, welcome to the show!
Loving your answers, such honesty, fantastic. Roght I guess I'd better answer these too..
1) Hmm waking up to myself lol I do that most days but probably "damn I'm good"
2)I have body piercing rings in my ears at top and bottom and normal eraings too plus my nose is pierced. I did have my nipples done but they wouldn't heal...ever, tried 3 times, gave up in the end! I have 6 tattoos, I have celtic band all the way round my upper left arm and a large tribal piece above that. Then on my right arm I have a celtic rendition of a phoenix that goes from top of my shoulder to my elbow. I have a biohazard symbol on my right shoulder blade and a sheild design on my left shoulder blade and a water nymph sitting on rocks surrounded by birds and a waterfall and the setting sun on my left booby. I have big boobies so plenty o' room. Would love tongue 7 clit doing but husband is a total virgin about these sort of things. I was even in Skin Deep magazine cos I was caught at the Ink & Iron show.
Blimey only on number 3. I need a Rob break....
ok 3)what was 3 again (scrolls up)Hehe invisible ooooh yeah. Hmm I would probably go rob a bank or 2, then go hide out in Rob's room and watch him. Put some porn on and hope he gets jiggy wid it. Maybe I can play poltergeist with him. hehehehe
4)Oh the toys, lol. I have none.......................................................................................................................kidding. Hmm right i have cuffs, 4 pairs, scarves, eye masks, I have a leather flogger, feathers, rampant rabbit ( I had 2 but I broke one-don't ask, I was traumatised) a smaller anal vibrator, er oh a bullet thing, clit thingamabob-very nice-like it. What else, we had one of those cock rings, bloody thing, didn't enjoy that. It got stuck on his dick and he wasn't impressed haha. I did have a tongue thing, it looked like a tongue but that broke too!
5) Friend thing......if she was a real friend she would get her arse ready and come out with me cos I would SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not be missing those men!!!!! If I had to lie I would get caught out as I usually do but I would say I was ill with diarrhoea or something then drag Rob off to the toilets to make out so I wouldn't really be lieing....much.
When I was a teen and boys either rang or called for me and I didn't want to see them, if I said I was in the bath. My mum made me stand in the bath so she wouldn't be lieing and if I said I was out I'd have to hide in the back garden...sigh. She was a pain in the arse!
Is that it? It went so fast and there's still so much I don't know about you guys....Will tell Stanabana who wins tomorrow when I've read everyones answers!
Stoney you crack me up, in fact all you mad women do. Fanfuckingtastic!!!
@Fanficzombie-zero to don't touch me, fucking love it. Had a pair of remote control pants that had a vibratory thing in the gussett-ROFL about it, fuck me they were funny on a night out. Wore them for a bet and a friend gave this guy in the bar the remote and said can you keep pressing this. Man I spilled a lot of my drinks that night. It was totally random. When she told him what he had been doing all night he was freaked out. He said it wasn't fair that he couldn't watch or whatever. Oh boy. I was also one in a dom/sub BDSM relationship-short lived I wouldn't do it 24/7 and that's what he wanted anyhoo, he had a lot of kinky fucking shit. There was this inflatible thing well anyway you can guess.
Wow, the gates of confession opening wide now pmsl!
The tattoo siginificance I forgot about that i swear to God I'm losing my marbles. The arm band was the first tatt i had that as I'd just got married (1st time) and it signified unity (HA!) the tribal was a design that a friend drew for me. The biohazard was because I was very toxic at one point in my life and I felt like biohazardous waste. I was married to a violent man and I took drugs & alcohol to get away from it. No needles wasn't a junkie, not my thing. Did coke and speed & skunk. The phoenix was when I decided to leave him. It took me another 12 months to get away but I did. The design on my other shoulder blade was one by a friend whose dead now. In fact 3 people who tattooed me have died since, heart attack & motor bike accidents. The waternymph is me, I love water and the sunset and I was calm when I had it doe. I know I'm a bit hyper but its all good, nothing but high on life really! I would like more I want some flowers or vines on my foot and one on the back of my neck maybe. No more peircings though I think i don't heal so good!
1. I want a copy of the video
2. Ears (2 in one 1 in the other), Belly ring, a tattoo on lower back – it’s an ankh my maternal family always wears one- mine is just permanent.
3. If I could be invisible for a day I’d ease drop to find out what people really think about me.
4. vibrator, dildo, police issued hand cuffs, lube, (just a bag full of goodies, strap on – um yea porn of course. Strap on was a gag gift- never used it. Fifty Shades would enjoy my playroom.
5. She’d go with me to the party, cuz that’s what friends do for one another. If Kellan couldn’t make her forget the looser boyfriend- then there is no hope for our friendship. (She can’t have Rob- mine, mine, mine!!!)
@Nibbles OMG! thats me speechless. Well for a minute, lol. You've had an awful lot happen in your life! Must have taken some guts to leave that asehole.
This blog is like therapy!
wv - enemal. I'm sure thats relevant to the sex toys, lol.
This is completely out of the blue, but I'm excited and want to share! I have a new niece! (Yay!)Rowan McKinley was born this morning!! She's my 7th niece, but the first from my little brother. I can't wait to see her, but I'll have to make due with pix for now since they live in Arizona...which is like 1000 miles away. (Boo.)
OK ladies, back to your regularly scheduled fuckery! Bwahahaha!
1) Rob, Alex & Damon
2) I had three tattoos and had two removed from my arm. So down to one dragon on my calf. No piercings. Had my belly button pierced but took out.
3) Invisible for one day? hmmm. It would take some time to fly out to Rob and then spy on him and shit. So I really that's about what I would want to do. See what he actually does in 24 hours.
4) Sex toys? No, but once I used my hair tie on my husband to see if I could make it a cock ring. That didn't work out so well..
5) Tell the truth and hope she understands. JFC I gotta go! I can't not go that party!
1. Need DvD Now (amending #1)
@nibbles: Oh my..my hubby would love the remote pants in a bar. Erm, for me I mean. Lol...now I have mental pictures of him jumping and spilling HIS drink. HA!
@hololulu girl: ROTF PMSL on the hair tie cock ring.
Loving this party!
@Becks-you don't know the half of it mate, but what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. I'm happy go lucky mostly, live life to its fullest. I only have one go around in this life maybe I'll come back as something else next time lol. If its a man I'm gonna stay single and shag....a lot LOL
@FanficZ-totally worth it!
@ Becky, we can go and sit in the 'I lead a sheltered life' corner together.
Really, it's enough to find the energy just to have sex at the end of the day, without all those fancy shenanigans PMSL!
@Stan unfortunately I know exactly what you mean! Good job I don't want any more kids, lol!
@ Becky we should do drunk tweeting one evening if you're allowed, we miss out on all the other ones with the time diff!
@Stan definately. I do it alot anyway, lol! Haven't you noticed?
I can't tweet! I don't understand (sits in corner hands on head rocking)
If I'm in therapy can I get on the couch with robert please?
Are you around tonight Becky? I've got my Rose chilling in preparation :o).
Nibbles, you just have to dive in! Get following some people and then join in. Friday's a good day to start because people who aren't as lazy as me do their follow fridays rec's lol!
I also DO NOT understand mad libs-drunk or otherwise I feel like the stupid kid in class and I have an A level in english literature!!!!!!
Going to play Batman & robin now...
Ooh, snap, I have an A level in English Language & Literature but I still have no idea. Who can pull an 'adverb' out of the air like that? PMSL. Not a product of the British education system it would seem!
my video is on FB, don't want everyone to watch it till I do toys in the attic have a day out thing though lol
Why are you telling us then? PMSL!
@Stan-I agree, bet they can't read Chaucer though and that's dead handy!!!
um oh yeah I forgot, its not like private here is it doh!!!!
PMSL!
Is it vodka o'clock yet?
Always. I start with your first text of the day ;o)
I have a script pmsl for Stan(wo)man & Nibbles...
Hahaha cheeky mare! Am I that annoying (shakes fist)
Ooh, also need to say, has anyone not read the first chapter of HunterHunting's new Hockeyward fic? If not, you must, it's good!
Not annoying, no, I just need a little something extra to keep up with you ;o)
Had alert for it but been busy-I need to retire to keep up with blogging, fanfic and general fuckery!
OMG you two, get a room! rofl!
yes, free tonight with a fridge full of beer!
HH new fic is good isn't it!
@Nibbles, If I can manage Twitter, then so can you, lol!
Honestly Becks its like a mental block. Twitter is my kryptonite lol.
Drooling at that Rob pic at the top. I really, really, really wanna stick my hand down his pants!
@ Stan I feel like I fucking wake up with you sometimes LMAO
@Becks get a room pmsl
Right I'm away to the Twi-cave (or is it the bloody dog kennel now) to write about Stan(wo)man & Nibbles the boy plunderer.....
1)If I woke up in bed with you, Nibbles, I would probably mumble something along the lines of "Wha...who...where? Why am I naked?" You see, I'm really not coherent in the morning, and it would probably confuse me further to wake up in an unknown place, naked. Not to mention an unfamiliar face staring at me…it would probably take me a long Bella-esque moment of blinking and stuttering to figure all that shit out. Besides, how the fuck did you get me half way across the US and all the way across the ocean without waking me up? I don’t sleep THAT hard.
2) Just my ears are pierced. *sigh* I know, boring. I wanted to get a small tatt of Mr. TwiWeasel’s and my initials in the shape of a heart…close to the kitty…just for him, but I think the idea freaked him out. After all, then someone else would have to get close to HIS kitty.
3)Invisible? Man, how many times have I imagined this? I would be grabbing cocks and tits all day long. As long as the blush didn’t give me away, that is.
4) Sex toys? I just ordered my very first toy…a vibrator. I got an email yesterday telling me that it’s shipped. I’m excited, but Mr. TW is over the moon. He’s giddy as a fucking schoolboy!
5) I am a terrible liar, so that’s out. I would go and console my friend and drag her ass to the party and get her fucked up…literally.
OK, off to read the other answers...Laters!
Holy fuck!!! I forgot to click "Subscribe by email" and thought that after I posted my answers you moved the blog. I skimmed up a bit and saw Mrs. P's comment about Cupcake and then went straight to hers to read. Oh, my, is right!! I think we can learn a thing or two from the good doctor. I'm just too chicken shit to buy in person or order anything like that online for myself. My pathetic stash was purchased at a Surprise Party someone hosted a few years back where you could discreetly purchase items and leave with them in a brown paper bag. I either need to find someone who is hosting another party or have someone email me a discreet online location to *ahem* browse.
I am going to have to wait until I get home to catch up now. I cannot believe I've been missing out on all the fun. Work totally got in the way or I would have checked in sooner.
1. If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Spank me now
2. Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
My ears are pierced, my upper carlidge, my belly button, and my nip
3. If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I would keep pulling down ROb's pants all day and Robbing him of all his clothes while I record it then upload it to Youtube
4. Sex toys? Yup you thought I'd gone easy on you lol. Soooo whaddya have? This can include cuffs, masks, feathers, vibrators, whatever. So do you use them and how many of the things have you got?
I have to vibrators and uhh... an assortment of lubes, a paddle, a whip, and ummm... lemme see... I have Hunger Like No Other in my nightstand, and uhhh.... is FF considered porn? I consider it porn ;)
5. My bestie would force me to go. She'd understand ;) muhahahahas
OMFG I love all you people, just had to say i nearly had a heart attack, I had finished and saved (so I thought) Stan(wo)man & Nibbles the Boy Plunderer vs The evil Queen of Peen, its story time tomorrow folks. It took a while, lots of pics and stuff. Then after I previewed it, it disappeared. I was fucking crying 9almost) anyway I started again, then decide to search for it and YAY, found it, sigh. Thank fuck for that. Hope you gather round for tales of the unprotected tomorrow!!!
Have to go hubs & my step son are on their way home, will read all coomments tomorrow and choose a winner. Love ya's xxx
God can you tell my brain is fried, my spelling is worse than ever!!!
@Nibbles I never even noticed. Must be the beer!
Wow! It took me about a 1/2 hour, but I just got through all of the comments. Another banner FFF, ladies, and I use that term loosely.
@Stan & Becky - Move over and make room in the sheltered corner for me. I know there's room, Stan. All you have to do is put the dog out.
@Mary - I've seen pictures of Stan, Nibbles, Jelena, and Mrs. P. I think I even saw one of TwiWeasel at Christmas (or maybe that was just her My Kitty pjs). We need to see a picture of you flashing that tongue ring. Just sayin'.
@Becky - I loved your #3/invisible answer!!! In fact, a lot of you said you'd want to watch Rob "rub one out" as Mama Cougar called it after watching his performance in Little Ashes. I have to agree that it would be freaking hot.
@twilightcupcake and fanficzombie - Wow. Just. Wow.
@Mrs. P - I think you're holding out on us ;)
I could go on and on (I usually do, I know), but I have some shit to get done before Drunk Mad Libs and twitter mania starts :)
Lisa
Hey everybody, happy Friday! As usual, I'll answer first, and then go back and read what you ho's have answered. I apologize in advance for any duplicate answers.
1. My three words would be: Nice boobs, Nibbles!
2. Nothing fancy in the way of piercings. I've got 3 holes in the left ear, 2 in the right. That's it. For the tatts, I'm a blank canvas.
3. If I was invisible for a day...hmmm, that's a tough one. I think I'd follow Rob around, and then when he's in the shower I would take off the invisibility cloak, and everything else, and have my way with him. He would just think it was a dream, so he'd go along with it and be putty in my hands. Good times!
4. Sex toys? No. I've never had one, unless you can count previous boyfriends, and Mr. AnyMouse. However, now that I'm hooked on fanfic, I might have to invest in a sparkle peen, or two.
5. Mope with a friend or party my pants off? That's easy. I'd spend an hour with my bff, then drag her to the party in the hopes of getting her laid by whichever guy(s) I don't want for myself, and then make it up to her by treating her to a nice lunch and spa treatment the next day.
@Z Any Mouse - You have no toys. I think our sheltered corner just got a little more crowded. LOL!
Shower Rob for the win today, I think, ladies :)
@Lisa come on in, there is plenty of room in the corner, lol!
@Becky - Did you see we need to make room for Zany, too? I hope cardboard Edward is man enough to stand up for us. LOL!
@Lisa oh the more the merrier! I'm sure he's man enough for us, lol!
1)If you woke up naked in bed with me tomorrow what 3 words would you say to me?
Good Morning Beautiful - wanted to play nice :)
2) Have you got or had any piercings or tattoos? If so where, how many and do they have any significance?
I have no piercings at all - not even in my ears. I have no tattoos either but I hope to change that this year. I would like a small scorpion on my lower back with my birth date in it - I am a Scorpio and proud of it.
3)If you could be invisible for one day what would you do?
I am stumped. No idea. Maybe I will think about it and answer this later. sorry
4) Sex toys?
Nope, none. Boring I know. BUT after reading all the FanFic I am interested but I am pretty sure my hubby would not be.
5) Honesty is the best policy right?
Yes it is. Past life experience of honesty not coming first would have me stay with the friend. Although I think taking her along would be the best answer so we could meet the boys and make her night better ;)
@Dangrdafne - Wow. The sheltered corner is overflowing. Welcome! Mwah!!
@Stan - Take a shower. It's close quarters in the sheltered corner and you smell like dog!
I'm LOL'ing but only because I've had wine, tomorrow I shall be offended!
I just went back and read the comments. Wow I feel beyond sheltered after reading some of these comments. I think I need a new hubby - I can't even imagine he would be into anything that was mentioned. harumph
@ Stan - I'll hang with you and the wolf boy in a different corner if you want :)
TW- Congrats on the new addition.
Nibbles & Stan- I thought I was the only one who couldn't figure out mad libs or get the hang of Twitter.
@TwiWeasel - Congrats on the new family member! A new baby always makes a shitty week go away. Grabbing tits and cocks when you're invisible?! Snort!!
@Honolulu Girl - PMSL at the pseudo cock ring. I hope it didn't have Hello Kitty all over it, like the ones I have at my house.
@17foreverlisa - No sheltered corners necessary here, lol. All we need is one nice big round room, no corners, where we can exhibit our debauchery at it's best!
Went to work and forgot to check this again
@Nibbles how did you break your rabbit? I have to know. Are you serious about the cuffs? Which ones are you favourite?
@Mrs. P thanks
@Dangdafne answer 1 is so sweet you made me smile. I think he would like it and give you a nice sweet kiss :)
Okay - so I'm totally a day late on this, and it's my first time - so be gentle at first, ladies.
1. Waking up next to you?
THAT was fun!
2. Tattoos/Piercings.
I have 8-guage horse-shoe shaped rings in my lobes. I did have an Industrial (a barbell that goes through one side of my upper ear and out the other - sorry, it's hard to explain) in my left ear cartlidge, but had to take it out for a job, but it's coming back soon.
I had my eyebrow pierced for all of 5 weeks because people just talked to it instead of looking into my eyes. It was worse than guys talking to my boobs.
I also used to have 4 regular ear piercings on my left and 3 on the right.
I've had my tongue pierced for about 14 yrs. now. I did it even before it was "cool".
Tattoos (Damn the piercing one was long) - I have two: a tramp stamp (lower back tattoo) of a few flowers and vines, and a super cool butterfly between my shoulder blades. That one has cool color swirly patterns in the wings.
Whew - sorry that was so frickin' long.
3. Invisible.
I'm kinda stuck on this one... I think I'd like to walk around nekked, just cuz I could.
4. Sex Toys.
You'll all probably HATE me for this, but I'm WAY too sensitive in certain areas to use anything artificial. I can't even stand oral for very long before I push his face away and just want to go for the Big Sandwich. I always have 3 or 4 big O's too, even with just the peen. I'm a lucky bitch. What can I say?
5. Honesty to the BFF.
I be totally honest and tell her we're going to have the best fucking night of her life - literally. Then take her to the party and after I take my turns with the Precious, KLutz, and Jacksper, with some Doc on the side, she could have her turns. She'd forget all about Whats-his-face and love me FOREVER for bringing her along. Cuz that's the kind of BFF I am - I share. I may even let her have Jacksper and Doc, while I take on RPattz and KLutz. I'm just sweet like that.
Well - I hope you ladies enjoy knowing me WAY too well now. :P
LMFAO! You ladies are crazy cool! I LOVE some of your answers. And I get to have my own "sheltered corner" - I don't have any sex toys, but am pierced and tattoed.
BTW - A little background on me. I'm 32, but will be celebrating my 13th anniversary this year. I got married at 20 (he was 20 too), to the love of my life. He once told me out of the blue that he'd become a vampire with me if we could. He's the coolest!
And my anniversary present this Sept. is FFFFFOOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!!!!!
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