Then a gift from the Gods landed yesterday to inspire me. Or maybe it was a gift of a God? Either way, because of these pics, this week's theme is.....
THUD!
And I'm sorry if you saw some of these pics on my Twitter last night, I guess you'll just have to endure it again ;o)
Hold on tight ladies, it's the pics that make me go *THUD*!
"Hello? Is that the careers office? Yes, I'd like to know how I become Kellan Lutz's Sprayer Downer please."
Apparently you can see his peen here. Can't say I'd noticed.
One week to go Ho's!
I LOVE this wallpaper. You know why? Because it's like looking at Rob twins! Imagine that! Yep, I'll leave that one with you...By the way, this was made by @CSI_Kat on Twitter (the link to her blog is on her home page). She makes some definitely THUD-worthy wallpapers so follow her if you don't already :o).
And finally:
Don't forget to come back tomorrow for Nibbleit's Friday Fun Five questions (God help us all)!
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OMFG-Damn Stan, I have fucking died, in secret though cos my son is in my office today so I'm trying to pretend I'm working. Ahem studying anatomy or something. Yeah that just might work.
Never seen a pic of Kellan that has made me clench, until now. Thank you, my muscles needed a work out lol.
Loving the Angel pic of Rob, it is totally gorgeous aaaaannnd oh my lord at the pic of Cam, I have that one stashed away at home. He truely is lush, way better in RL than as James I think.
Too much Beacob though (pmsl @ your kids grassing you up about beacob in the cupboard) When I come visit you we are so taking Ed and Bea to the park, I don't care how embarrassed you think you myt be lol.
Finally, the gif of Rob taking his shirt off-YES!!!!!! I love you Stan, thank you for making me go THUD!!
P.s I totally saw Kellans peen!!!
Did you really see Kellan's peen? Damn, forgot to look again.
Glad you liked today's pic and sorry you felt there was too much Beacob. Really though, you can't do a THUD post and not include that body. He's worked hard, bless him, we should show our appreciation, it's only fair ;o).
Oh, and we should all do more clenching, stop us pissing ourselves so much ;o)
Don't get me wrong I appreciate the Beacob's bod just wanna cut his head off lol he is toooooo baby faced for me, I just feel such a dirty ho around him, whereas all the others i don't care if they think Imma dirty ho; I wanna be a dirty ho with them, hell I'd be a dirty ho with the Beac if i could whack a mask on him or maybe a pillowcase. Just too damn young, grow some stubble dude, make me feel better lmao. I do pelvic floor, no Tena lady for me. Although if we went to the park with Ed and Bea I made need a wee bag attaching!!!
sorry should be may need a wee bag, trying to type hurredly before son checks what I'm doing. He thinks I'm typing letters lol
I've got a mask you could borrow! Oh, wait...it's a Beacob mask. Not much help really then.
OMG! Look at the counter at the bottom, we're only 4 visitors off 10,000! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!
Is that mostly me though LOL
Need to make sparkly Edward face in arts and crafts next. Pass the glitter and rum & raisin lippy please!!
You two are like a double act!!
I have to agree with Nibbles though, after looking at Kellan *just want to touch*, Cam (OMG that tattoo) and then Rob *sighs* , Beacob just seems like a little boy.
@Nibbles rofl at "clenching" & "tena lady"! I am frantically doing pelvic floors while I type, lol!
Oh I forgot PFach, how could I!
I forgot the Doc too, OMG poor P, he is a hunk, I found some fucktastic pics of him with long hair and muscles like oh my lordy do a pelvic exam on me now please Doctor the other day. Fucking gorgeous.
Lol@double act, they fight, they bite, they fight, they bite, they fight, its the Stanley and Nibbles shoowwwwww!!! (Itchy and Scratchy pmsl)
I too am now excited over the visitors figures, then I got singing to radio one, I'm in the blog, I'm in the mother freakin blog , oh how easily I'm distracted.....oooo shiny....oo Edward....oooooo Kellan's peen, super shiny (buffs)
Can somebody get her her medication please?
Oh, and we've not bitten anyone yet, although we did have that fight. My arm's still a bit red. Biatch.
Itchy & Scratchy, lol. The are so ewww!
OOhh the Doc with long hair muscles, where, where?
I just had to sneak another look at Cam, I think I might stay there all day....
You broke the fucking pencil lol, I have been repaid for the chinese burn 10,000 fold easily hehe. Have you checked Beacob is safe? Not been carted off to the shredder by a disgruntled hubtard?
@Stan with all these hot pics you have of everone, how do you ever leave our PC? I would be licking the screen! ( I would lick mine but it is covered with sticky finger prints!)
@Nibbles surely being called Beacob has reduced his threat level. I just can't perv at him in the same way anymore, lol!
Holy Fucking Thud!
I'm speechless at the KLutz pics. I actually licked my lips too, come to think of it i'd love him to lick my lips ;) mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok RL kicks back in. I've just had to fetch a poorly Aaliyah from school so really shouldn't be sitting here perving over half naked sex gods!
Just one more quick look methinks ;)
@Mary, know how you feel, son is in work with me today as he is ill, hope she feels better soon. Can't find bloody pic of P Fac now grrrrrr
Wowsa. Those pics woke me up better than coffee. I'm gonna forget posting any Klutz pics and just refer folks back to this post.
Thanks for the droolworthy images of all the guys.
@ Nibbles, the counter counts visitors from different ISPs, not visits to the site. And Beacob is safe. I know because my friend came round so I had to go in the cupboard to put my ironing board away. Funny, it doesn't normally take so long to do ;o)
@ Becky I rarely do leave my puter, hadn't you noticed? LOL
@ Mary, sorry Aaliyah's poorly. Not the last time she'll feel ill the day after her birthday though at a guess!
@TwitardedMom, You're welcome :o)
That was an impressive Thursday...LMAO! Kellan's Peen!! You can totally see it...too funny.
Good gawd Kellan, why do you do this to me? Cue hyperventilation in 3, 2, 1.... I'll refrain from actually saying out loud what these pics make me think. I'd like to not be banned from anyone's blog ;)
And helllllo Big Daddy C! What the hell scene is that from...he's all buff...and the short cropped hair...absolutely delish!
Rob...we don't really need to explain that.
And TayBait, yeah...I'm beyond feeling guilty. That body adds at least a couple months which pushes us into legal age. Done and done.
Congrats on the 10k ladies!!
@Stan-I am a nube lol remember!!
Kellan's peen, sigh, I keep giggling like a school girl
Whoooooooooooooooooooo 10k and 14 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Well...that was a great wakeup call. I have to say.
Thank GOD it's only a week until I'm not a perv anymore. I'm seriously waiting for Dateline to knock on my door most days and take my laptop away for all the pics of Taylor I have on there.
Um...my veri word is "underoo" that's just creepy.
Oh my. Not yet 7am here and I have seen Kellan's peen. I believe I can officially put this day into the win column and just go back to bed!
@ fanficzombie LMFAO! That has to be comment of the day lol!
@ Stoney. I worry everytime I see I've been added to a new list on Twitter. Just in case it's 'THE' list, you know?
@ Rob's Swiss Miss, no idea about the PFach one, just something I picked up on my travels :o)
@ Mrs.Peen @TwiBite...Oops, Freudian slip, forgot what I was going to say now ;o)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhngh....Damptastic pics Stan. That's made my fucking day.
I wish I were at home on my laptop when I looked at these pictures, so when I hit the floor after the first pic I could have taken my laptop with me and kept looking at the pictures. I ended up having to get up after each picture since I am at work on a PC. Dang work!
Lolololol Oooooo MOTU update, brb haha, I just re wrote a FFF question, it was too tame lol
Nibbles summed it all up for me in one sentence: "Never seen a pic of Kellan that has made me clench, until now."
@Stan - That boy (Kellan, not Beacob) is definitely packing some peen and proud of it! THANK YOU for posting that f*ckhawt pic of Cam!!!!! And, of course, I love you for ending the post with Rob :)
@Dangrdafne - LOL! I hear ya!
@Mary - Sorry to hear Aaliyah's not feeling well. Think it was the cake? I kid. I kid! Hope she feels better soon.
Word Ver: undinger - Stoney, are we being set up here?!
Oooooooo looks for tissues what an update (sniffle)
@Lisa-I love Cam, that particular picture is a um, firm (hehheh) favourite of mine-Totally just yum.
Kellan well, as I said you know he's cue and funny but those pics really show him for the er man that he is. Must admi that one of beacob from the side, minus his head is very ahem entertaining too
I think my t key is faulty, must be a hang on from Becks sticky keys the other day, tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt-seems ok now!
@Nibbles MOTU update. Why didn't you say sooner, lol! My keys are still sticky, took me 10 mins to write this!
I did as soon as I got Becks, just above lisa's comment!!!
Becky, are they 'still' sticky or is it newly dried saliva from these pics? Come on, you can tell us ;o).
Good update btw, don't think that counts as a spoiler, right?
OMG Stan, I am bowing in reverence. Thank you for such a lovely display of man bits. God bless Kellan. (wiping drool from chin)
PFach: Oh yes, if my Dr looked like that I'd never forget an appointment. Shyt I'd make up a reason to go.
Rob: no need to comment on perfection
@Nibbleit - yes, please cut off Beacob's head.
Naw that's not a spoiler a spoiler is telling them that Lauren kills everyone-oooops
OMFG, you bitch, Nibbles. I just burned my tongue on my coffee because I couldn't swallow for laughing!
Oh, and can we please stop the decapitation talk. It's a good job Beacob has a pillowcase on his head so he can't read what you're all saying.
Ooooo Stan's gonna get me now for starting the cut of beacobs head hehehe, I'm sure he's a lovely wee lad but if he could just get some stubble or something bless him. If his cheeks would hollow out a little and he didn't look like he still played Transformers. I mean the bod is a rockin fine piece of hunkayumma and I'd happily nom, nom, nom all day on those abs....but its his widdle face, I wanna pinch his cheeks and hug him, whereas the bod makes me wanna pinch his other cheeks and shag the arse of him...sigh, its a predicament that's fo sho
ROFL Stan, where's my coffee? Schleps to kitchen, (throws hands in air) has to EVERYTHING around here...
Grrrowl just looked at Kellan's pics again I really wanna fucking nom, nom, nom him all over
Have you noticed the water sprayer man has his free hand in his pocket? I can't decide if it's because he's struggling to resist touching him or is just fondling himself. Couldn't blame him for either really.
Fondling, totally fondling. I'd be doing the same thing, I'd be adjusting Klutz's wardrobe (meaning his undercrackers) to get best effect. I bet he shaves his balls, I think Cam does, I really bet Kellan does. Rob doesn't he's a hairy fucker, spiders legs ago go lol
I think I'm horny, I'm experiencing total sensory overdrive and look at the Doc, I keep forgetting about him...NOM. I need to go to the attic of the damned....horny and totally do all the guys. Beacob doesn't go in the attic he stays in Stans cupboard until Mr Stan takes him to the shredder lol
Hey girls...first off...
*THUD* I saw the peen! *giggle* Thank you! Thank you for those pix! *sigh*
*speaking to self* OK, TwiWeasel, get ahold of yourself!
I spoke to Tigerlilyrose yesterday...I actually caught her on the way home from the hospital. Bitch sounded great. I'm sure if I'd just had my girly innards yanked out through a couple of small holes, I wouldn't sound all fucking chipper and shit. *rolls eyes* She's home now, I think. Unless she's out being super mom or something. I'm sure we'll probs see her before too long. (Love you, Lace!) *Grin*
@ Lisa - RE: the visual boob adjust/hair toss...I do this in real life. It almost always gets a laugh. Especially at work.
Speaking of work...back to the grind.
Well thank God for that, we don;t need the likes of you corrupting him Mrs Robinson. Muahahahaa
PS...I just skimmed the comments because I saw the words MOTU and spoilers...bitches.
OMG I'm gone for 5 mins while I read MoTU (sniff), and you go post mad!
@Stan there may be a small amount of dribble from this morning. It was the Cam shot (lol) that did it!!
As if I would Twi(whistles)
@Becky, its just me speaking out loud lol, its the boys, the make me er DO things haha
@Stan - LMFAO!!!!! That dude is totally fondling himself and Kellan has an "I see what you're doing" grin on his face.
@TwiWeasel - Thanks for the update on Lacey. Sounds like she had it done via laparoscopy, which will make her recovery time SO much quicker. Yay! And were the hell do you work that you adust your boobs, fling your hair, and grind? Just askin'. LOL!!
she has a pole Lisa-just sayin lol
@Nibbles - Just tell me it's not in your attic. LOL!!!!!
There are pols in there, have to let the bys get some exercise. Rob's got really strong thighs!
grrr poles!!!
@Nibbles - And did you mean bis? LMFAO!
I think my fingers are fucked, that or my heads getting worse agin and I'm missing letters. My brain goes faster than my fingers do and i miss stuff out
Aah, she said it herself, it's the gin.
vodka lol, i blame Stan for everything, i was normal....once
Wow, itchy & scratchy, you are on form today lol! I might just sit here and press refresh all day. its better that tv!
I know, we keep inflicting it on you all even though we're chatting on messenger too lol
ROFL @ Stanman. Not Batman, its Stanman and Nibbles the boyplunderer. She's going to build a Twicave, holy Robfuckery!
Please tell me I don't have to wear lycra....
da,na,na,na,na,na,nana Stan(wo)man, Nibbles get the Peen-mobile there is fuckery a foot and we need to take down some particulars...in particular Kellan's pants!!!!
Of course lycra or wet look pvc whooo yeah meow lmao
Really, the Jacob jorts were about my limit, lycra & pvc are def out ;o)
wait till you see the pics I've found, dahling I'm creating, I must continue my vwerk!!!
HELP! I am laughing my butt off over these comments and crying at the same time over MotU! And I am at work!!!! This addiction is going to do me in one of these days.
@Nibbles are you Edna Mode now? lol.
Daf is in dangr, we must save her Stan(wo)man-said nibbles boy plunderer
who the fuck is Edna pmsl
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh edina, yes dahling mwah mwah i am! rofl
@All - Having JUST downloaded (uploaded?) MotU to my iPod touch thanks to the kick-ass instructions provided by twilightcupcake, I keep hearing sniffles from you twatwaffles. I don't like angst and/or unhappy ending. Off to delete from my iPod Touch... :(
@Nibbles no, lol. You sounded just like the little mad woman who makes the costumes in The Incredibles.
its angsty alright lol, twatwaffles (snort)
@Lisa - noooo!! its good sniffles!
@ Lisa - don't you dare delete it. Crying isn't always bad. DO NOT DELETE IT!!!!!
@ Nibbles - a) you would...and you have.
b) I do NOT work with a pole! Although one chick at work dresses like SHE should be working with a pole!
@ Lisa - I work at the Bank...which is why it's funny! I don't do it in front of everyone, just when I get called into the bosses office...my extrememly gay, but posing as straight boss that is.
@ Dangrdafne - No spoilers please!! I understand the addiction, though...I caught up on Gynazole (or however you spell it) at work yesterday after the boss left for a meeting. Oh yeah *rolls eyes, points to self* employee of the year, right here.
@ Nibbles and Stan - forget me needing help - Lisa needs more help to make sure she reads MotU and does not delete it!!! Hurry there may not be much time!
Edna Mode...Bwahahahaha!
@ Lisa - NOOOOOOO! Do not delete it!
@TwiWeasel - Sorry, no intentional spoilers from me, (I don't like that either) I was just agreeing with the other teary eyed commenters after I had to go read it at work because I was afraid it would get spoiled at some point in my day before I could get to it tonite. Truly sorry
to the peen-mobile!!!
Honestly wease I didn't spoil anything!!!!!
@Dangrdafne - I have powered up my iPod Touch and am hovering over the ebook listing, ready to drag it to the garbage can icon . . . unless you can promise me that Robward doesn't die. I cannot live in a world where Robward doesn't exist . . . hurry . . . Nibbles is coming for me in the peen mobile . . .
@ Dangrdafne & Nibbles - Don't worry, hos. I don't think you've spoiled anything. I've been expecting some tears with MOTU. but now that I know they're iminent, I won't read at work.
Ooh, don't panic Lisa, it's nothing like that, just a little high on emotion.
@Stan - Thanks, Stan. You, better than most, know how I feel about that. And since you do know me so well, should I read MotU? Be honest.
Yes, go ahead, you'll be fine. TBH I didn't have to reach for the tissues.
Like I'd let them kill Robward (pfft) Lisa I'd never let them do that! I'd rip their bits off!
@Stan - Powering down the iPod Touch :)
Whew! *wipes brow* Another crisis diverted by the dynamic duo.
Not to mention the fact that I got a personal email plea from Dangrdafne! Thanks for the intervention, girls :)
Dang it! Now I'm sitting at my desk sorting thru papers, humming the Batman theme!
Hey we have to help each other in Twitardia as we know most in our real lives don't get it. Any time I can help, I am there.
lmao @wease & Daf-We protect and serve lol
Shame non of you can help me out, lol. I desperately want to go see New Moon again before it finishes and none of my RL bitches will go!!!!
If you lived closer Becky I'd be there like a shot (((hugs))). Or just go on your own, I would. Although then I'd have nobody to point Beacob's nails and neck out to so I might have to tell the nearest stranger. Then I'd end up getting thrown out probably. Hmm, maybe not such a good idea for me ;o)
@ Becky - I would so be there for you...there's just this small matter of distance. And a lot of water.
Now we just need head shot pics of Nibbles and Stan to put in this picture:
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/batman-and-robin/138c2d83-19a1-4fb9-be93-3511e3a92a64/
@ Becky - Hit post too soon...was gonna say "You're a strong, independent woman," so go by yourself. That way no one will distract you from the eye candy, I mean movie.
Aww thanks.
Not sure I could go on my own, tempting, but no, just couldn't.
Of fuck it, I may just go!!
@TwiWeasel thanks for the pep talk, lol!
I have pictures, i have a storyline, i have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be back later twi-ho's bwhahahahahaha
@ Becky - I'd go with you but I have no idea where you are. I'm in Pennsylvania.
Guess what I've started reading at work, despite my resolve not to...I am weak. *hangs head*
@Dangrafne Thanks. I'm in Bristol (UK), so just a little too far, lol.
@ Becky - darn it. I have non-Twilight friends who live in Bristol (at least I think they are non-twilight I have never asked). Su and Alan Brown.
Small world, eh Dangrdafne and Becky?
@TwiWeasel Indeed! lol.
Oh, no! Just got a text from Lacey. Apparently she got sick after she got home and puked all night long. She said she just got up five minutes ago when she texted me...so that would put her at getting up at approximately 12:30 pm.
@TwiWeasel - Oh, no, is right! Puking is never fun but especially not when you're tummy is sore from a procedure. Poor Lacey!
@ Lisa - I texted her back to try and put a good spin on it...At least she's losing weight while she's puking.
@TwiWeasel - You're a good friend. Laughter is the best medicine :)
@ Lisa - Thanks, I do try.
Laters, Chicks!
Ahem, it's little bitty ol' me, comment #116. I've been away, reading Wide Awake, and missing out on a shitload of these thud-worthy pictures. Oh...my...gawd. Those ones of Kellan are just too hot to handle! He's fogging up my glasses. I bow down to you Stan, for making my Thud Thursday the best ever. TTTThhhhank you!
Bllody hell people, we've not had this many comments since the day that spawned Operation KLone! Actually, I see a link there. Obviously we all pretend that we're here for Rob but have more than a passing interest in Mr KLutz. ;o)
Grrr, I just went back and read all the comments. I HAVE TO CHECK OUT KELLAN'S PEEN, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THE FAMILY IS HOME. SHITE!!!
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