The Big Peen-Off Results AT LAST!

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...

Oh, OK then, a few months ago on Edbrella...

...we asked for entries for our Make a Sparkle Peen Contest, also known as The Big Peen-Off!

Finally, I got around to getting the entries judged by
Snarkier Than You, Jenny Jerkface & Latchkey Wife

STY sent the following message:

ok sorry this took us forever but holy shit i am cracking up!!!
not sure if you need more than our faves, but i am DEFINITELY partial to #4. Before I even read what LKW wrote!
(The detail.... wow. I just wish it was a little bigger. )

Anatomically correct (if not miniature but I'll let this go)?
Sparkly?
Fondant AND vodka?!

Holy fuck I LOVE this sparkle peen and want to gobble it up!! I think I have found my Breaking Dawn party favors...


Kudos to all the entries though - they're creative and sparkly and fantastic!

: )

Thanks for letting us help judge the peen-off!
So...it's time to announce the winner of the Sparkly Mini Edward

Drum roll please...

TWILIGHT CUPCAKE!!

And here's her winning entry:

"Mine is more anatomically correct than cartoonish and silvery sparkly as I kind of figure that may be how Edward might look being a vampire and all in the dark and 108 years old. The whole thing is made of fondant/gumpaste so completely edible and painted with lustre dust dissolved with vodka. I used the tip of a grass piping tip for icing to make the scrotal details."

And here are the other entries

Lovingly crafted by Nibbles from wax, chocolate chips & sparkly eyeshadow. Placed next to the cupcake charm for proportional purposes as I recall.

Created with tin foil, a pen, and two Reeses Peanut Butter Cups for the balls. Mrs P says “I have also made it uncircumcised.” 

A fine example of macaroni art, I’m sure you’d agree. TigerlilyRose states: “note the little gold bow cock ring at the base...see it shimmer”.  This entry was also a fave of the judge's, however, it was noted that "...the tip looks a little pointy - ouch" LOL!

The Wease's materials are a peanut, jingle bells and aluminum foil. She adds: “Also notice, there is a diamond stud in it...it's just hard to see! *giggles uncontrollably*”

I also have apologies to make.  I didn't save pics of Nibbles's sparkle peen cake, or Mary's fondant peen, so they didn't get entered.  Sorry gals :o(.  I promise I'll make it up to you on July 3rd when we got to see Eclipse!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Congrats & thanks to all of those who took part, fab job ladies.

Ooh, there's something missing from this post...

There, that's better :o)

Laters Ho's! xx