Hello ho's! It's that time again, where Edbrella offers you the opportunity to channel your creative juices for the greater good!
The subject of this week's CFF is Emmett! So let's see what we can rustle up about the monkey man!
You know what, I don't even have the energy to manage an opener, so start wherever you like lol!
GO!
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Rofl @Stan!
Those Emmett pics are mighty fine, but I will need a coffee ( or something stronger) to get my creative juices flowing this morning! bbl xx
His senses were all over the place. The smell was so enticing he had to stop himself getting any closer to her, the woman he was watching doing her mundane jobs around the house.
It was all Edwards fault since he got involved with a fucking human woman. Now all he could think about was having sex with a regular woman. Rosalie would kill him if she had the slightest inkling what he was thinking.
As he backed away into the woods he was unzipping his trousers ready to relieve his rock hard cock from his underwear. Fuck it he needed a blow job right now but he'd have to make do with a DIY hand job..........
Fuck it he needed a blow job right now but he'd have to make do with a DIY hand job..........
.......as he firmly stroked his hard length, he kept his eyes trained on the woman inside. Although he was now well into the trees, his Vampire vision allowed him to see her perfectly well still. He watched as she bent over, imagining himself coming up behind her and grabbing her hips. His strokes were getting quicker and firmer. He thought about pulling up her skirt and running his hands over her tight backside, skimming his fingers under her panties. He trailed his thumb over his the head of his cock, spreading the wetness around and pumping hard. He could almost feel how hot she would be if he pushed inside her. That was enough to send him over the edge with a gutteral moan. He was too loud and the woman snapped her head round in his direction, moving slowly towards the back door. Shit!....
Imma go ok
Oh god, I want to be that human. Just waiting until NIbbles gets the post ready, then I'll have a go. Oh, it's been a while since I did this.
As she backed away I came slowly out of the woods. When she saw me I heard a faint "oh" escape her lips.
"Dont be afraid, I won't hurt you, you're so beautiful" i said and carried on walking towards her. she stood her ground waiting, her hand resting on the inside of the doorframe. When I was a few feet away she pulled a rifle out and aimed at me. I smiled and raised my hands. " woah, i really don't want to hurt you. I er was watching you"
"what do you want, my er husband will be home soon"
now I hadn't got Edwards mnd Reading ability buti knew that was a lie.
"just a drink and a talk hey? What do you say?"
I knew I had her when she lowered the gun.. I stared at her trying this dazzle thing when she fainted. Shit well that wasn't planned I thought.
I picked her up feeling herwarm and well well smelling her excitement. I lay her down on the sofa and patted her face, she came to smiling at me and looked puzzled. Then out of the blue she said kiss me.
My mouth filled with venom as my lips brushed her, shit how did Eddie hold it together I thought. My cock had sprung to life and it was mighty impatient. I kissed her and managed to cop a feel of her soft, high breasts. I swallowed the venom pooling and slid my hand down her legs and under her skirt.
" oh yes" she cried. Wow this dazzling shit was great. As I snaked under her skirts I could feel the heat coming off her. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy I thought. God this was turning me back to a kid again getting a first feel of pussy.
You go Jells
OKay, I'm typing.
type faster Jelly!!
As I lifted up her shirt, a pair of perfectly round tits jumped out at me. I took one of them in my hand, and rubbed her nipple with my thumb. The woman danced under me. I had forgotten what it was like to feel the heat coming off from the aroused human body. My lips were already trembling when I wrapped them around her erect nipple.
Fucking shit, was it hot.
I licked it with the tip of my tongue, biting on it softly. The woman moaned loudly before she looked me straight in the eye.
"Fuck me," she whispered in a hoarse voice.
This was the first time I actually took a good look at her face. The life I saw in her green eyes, her blushed cheeks, her swollen lip, filled me with some kind of sad, longing felling. But it only lasted a moment.
"Devour me," she rasped again, and it was enough to put my mind back on the track.
No more fucking games. In a few swift moves I tore of her blouse, skirt and panties. She gasped with each movement. Swiftly, I lay her fragile body under me, and pushed my cock inside her walls.
Motherfucker!! I had never ever felt the warmth I was feeling from her.
She screamed in bliss as I pounded away, propelled by some inexplicable yearning. It was like I wanted to wrap my entire body in her hotness.
I gasped as my cock exploded inside her before collapsing on top of her.
Her breath still hadn't evened out when I lifted myself off of her. I could barely make myself look at her. I felt different. I could no longer recognize myself.
"Wait!" I heart her cry out after me as I stormed out of her house. I zipped my jeans outside and hid behind a tree far away from her eyes, but close enough for me to see her.
How, will I after this, ever be able to fuck Rosalie?
No, I shook my head, it's impossible. Was I turning into... Edward? The thought alone disgusted me. What will I do now?
Sorry, there was something wrong with my connection on my laptop. :D
Sorry for the angst. The events of this morning are catching up, I guess.
Whoo mmm that's good jelly lol. I myt go again then I gotta go. Anyone else going?
As I wandered back home someone threw a pinecone at my head. I growled and rubbed the spot although it hadn't hurt me. Then about 40 of the fuckers came at me followed by a tinkling laugh. "alive!WTF?"
"you've been a bad boy Emmett wait till Rosie finds out"
"Alice,please don't" I begged "she will kill me"
"and why would I do that monkey man" came Rosalies dulcet tones.
I looked at her, my wife and felt nothing but shame. I turned and ran away like the big fucking girl I am with cries of Emmett, Emmett in my ears.
Sometime later Edward turned up and sat down in the dirt besides me. I had idly been writing rosies name with a branch and crossing it out.
"I've spoke to Alice and J and they won't say anything. Neither will I so are you gonna come home?" he asked
I looked at him sadly "what can I say to excuse running off Ed?"
" say you were feeling hormonal or had a bad day. God Rose could be pre menstrual everyday so why can't you be pissy?"
I laughed at that yep my girl was a handful alright.
We ran back home and I went for a shower seeing as Rose was elsewhere.
A shreik had me running into the bedroom snarling. Rose was holding up my clothes sniffing them "who the fuck have you been with and when can I kill the bitch" she snarled at me.
Once again I had my hands up in surrender but no chance of dazzling this woman. Shit, fuck, shit fuck I thought. Silently I projected "HELP" to Edward.
I love porn with a plot. Can't write now...I'm at work.
OK...Sorry I got side tracked by the bullshit of the day...but here I am. Ready and willing to lend a word or two to this fabulously started EMMETT porn.. Gotta love some monkey man...even if I hate Monkeys...LOL Tomorrow is FACT or CRAP Friday on the Tirade.
ok here I go...
I laughed at that yep my girl was a handful alright.
We ran back home and I went for a shower seeing as Rose was elsewhere.
A shriek had me running into the bedroom snarling. Rose was holding up my clothes sniffing them "who the fuck have you been with and when can I kill the bitch" she snarled at me.
Once again I had my hands up in surrender but no chance of dazzling this woman. Shit, fuck, shit fuck I thought. Silently I projected "HELP" to Edward.
It must have worked because before Rose could get her teeth on my nads, Edward was at the door.
"Rose, Dad wants you down stairs."
She locked eyes with me and I felt as though my frozen heart would explode inside my marble body.
She turned and with a hiss at Edward she left the room.
I sighed in relief. "Brother, what am I going to do. I can't let her get to my human lady. She has done nothing to deserve Rosies wrath.
"Bro you are on your own, but if you want to protect this human woman you had better act quickly. Rose will find her quickly. She is an excellent tracker when need be and your ladies scent is strong on you. Dad is keeping her busy enough for a bit to give you enough time to get to her, but I suggest you go quickly."
He didn't need to finish, I was already out the door.
I found her in the bathroom. She was in a bubble bath soaking and singing. It was a song I hadn't heard before. Foreign, in another, beautiful language I hadn't heard.
"That's beautiful." I whispered from behind her. "What language is it?"
"Its a Serbian Love song." She whispered, a bit surprised to see me there I suppose though she contained her shock well enough.
"Serbian?" Funny, I hadn't noticed an accent. Her English was quite good and...well...to be perfectly honest I wasn't really interested in her accent at our last encounter. "Are you from Serbia?"
"UMMMm yes," she said. She was languorously smoothing suds up and down her long legs, stretching them up out of the water and then back down. I was so wrapped up in their movements, I almost forgot why I had cam eher in the first place.
"Um," What do I say, I don't even know her name. "I am sorry, I should have asked before, what is your name? I am Emmett."
"Jelena." She said. And it was like a song. She almost purred it it was so beautiful and melodic. YELLLLENA. Beautiful song. I wonder what it means.
"That is a very beautiful name." I said. "Jelena, I have come to appologize for my earlier behavior. It was reckless of me and you are in very real danger now."
"Danger? What kind of danger? From who?
I cleared my wife...ugh. "Um...well...my wife."
;)
I can't write for shit but if you wanna read an awsome Emmett fic (he gets into Bella's pants) read Invoking Kismet by Evenflo 78. It's hot & has great plot.
OMG, why didn't anyone tell me TLR wrote this. Bwahaha, that is fantastic! You just made my morning. :D
Btw, Jelena means "Sunlight". :D
*jaw drops* Awesome move, TLR!
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