We're all in agreement about poor old Jackspers wigs
Sooo the ideal job in this situation...................
And check out her at work dildo, she can just hop on when she feels like it. Stan reckons the green bottle is her lube, it makes sense. What a job eh?
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Beacob has manky nails (so Stan says) so he needs a good old manicure. Any offers?
I'd do it if I could get away with wearing this
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Wardrobe
More of this..............................
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Lipstick putter onnerer
Nuff said
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Look at Rob's face in the last pic, I reckon he's def thinking "This is the 10th time in as many minutes that she's demanded a touch-up."
The wig-maker and her work dildo still make me laugh - she's even got a spare on the window-sill!
I would like to be the wolf pack wetter downer...seriously. *drool*
Afternoon ladies! Just spent the morning in A&E *yawn*, eldest has sprained knee ligaments!
That shirtless Rob pic has imroved my day no end, lol!
Rofl @ the work dildo! I had to scroll back up to check out the spare!
@Stan if you had her job wouldn't you touch him up as often as possible?
Oh yeah, I'd like to be in wardrobe, taking Rob's inside leg measurements. mmmmm
I'd still like to be Rob's CGI sparkle dot applier: lick his skin and stick, lick & stick. Heaven. Oh, I'd campaign for sparkle peen shots too ;o)
Ooh, forgot to say Becky, hope your eldest is ok. I guess that's you on fetch & carry duty now is it?!
@Stoney - was that one of yours & Nabs's Twilight Genius songs? My memory is shit :o)
@Stan - Yes, he needs a bell, lol. He's over the moon, no school for 2 days!
I would like to apply for the job of washing Rob's hair, please. I imagine you would have to lean over him while you have his head in the sink and rubbing his scalp. Niiice.
@Becky - For your sake, I hope he heals fast!!
@ Stan - LMAO @ Lick & stick!
@ Mrs. P - You and I are totes on the same page today. I was gonna say I wanted to be the hair washer. Hows about this...you wash, I'll rinse. And then we can repeat!
Either that or I'd like to the the pale make up putter on person...when there are shirtless scenes. I'd make sure to keep touching up the "V."
I'd like to apply for the job of making sure the boys have enough room in their pants person please. I wouldn't have to move much and i could juct put my hands in their pants you know make sure their balls are aerated and everything is hanging just right lol
I'd like to apply for the job of Beautician's Assistant, please! Whatever she needs... WOOOO!!!!
@Stan - it's funny you mention the look on Rob's face. Just found this quote staring up at me this morning in a Mag E left lying around. Rob: "I'm sick of my own pallid, grey complexion..."
@Nibbles - It's good to "see" you again!!!!!!!
I'd put some colour in his cheeks fnarr fnarr. How's my bro doing?
Thanks bro dude I can't manage sitting at computer yet so limited to commenting via iPod x I'm just canvassing for sweets from you yankies lol I was reminiscing about jolly ranchers and corn nuts now ppl might be sending me some. no offers of peanut butter m&m's yet though lmao
I'm doing fucking fantastic, sis! Or fuck-tastic if you will. How's about you?
Did you follow my prescription yesterday to listen to something loud & nasty, watch something gory, read something smutty, eat something decadant, and actually enjoy and capitalize on the fact that no one expects anything from you right now? Because like I said, those moments, no matter how they come to us, are WAY too few and far between...
Which I guess is why I don't mind having the flu. Sure vomiting and "uh-oh bum" aren't enjoyable, but they ceratinly can give you a couple of guilt-free days off!!!
As long as I'm here, let's just take one more look at the Beautician pic, shall we?
Damn. Nice. Thanks for that. :)
@ Mr. Pantz...Bwahahahaha! Beautician's asstant! I totes understand the flu thing, dude. That's why I don't mind staying home with sick kids. They just want to be left alone and I'm all up in my computer's grill. (huh?)
@ Sarah...stop it. YOu're making me hungry. Gah, I want some friggin corn nuts!
@wease sorry babe I love them suckers x
@ bro lol they don't look like that in real life x sorry x
I want to be the PERSONAL Assistant to Rob... you know the personal one who waits in his trailer with him between takes, and then goes back to the hotel with him, and then flys where ever he goes... and makes sure he has EVERYTHING he needs.. yeah.. I'd be good at that!
xoxo
Kelly
@Nibs - i know that! are you trying to rain on fantastical parade? would you like me to point out that ballhandlers don't actually exist? Hmmm? :)
wv- coangas - not really sure what that means but I'm sure it has something to do with boobies.
I would have no problem keeping his coffee cup refilled and holding onto the cup in between takes. I would put my lips up to the cup when he wasn't looking and it would almost be like kissing him. Then I would drink a little from his cup and it would almost be like swapping spit.
I would also ask the jammy b*tch to try out the lip color on me with the same brush she used on Rob. Again, almost like kissing him.
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