Oh yep, he's def all human *slurp*
Yep, I think it's time for an AH, or All Human fic! No vampire speed shagging, no bestiality (well, not with werewolves anyway) and no venom glistening on any part of anybody's anatomy.I'm late posting today thanks to my busy lifestyle(!) - yet another appointment with Will, a special chair for at school this time, and then took H for a haircut because the photographer's comoing to nursery tomorrow. It's all exciting stuff here, I can tell you! Oh, and don;t even get me started on the fact it's general election day over here! No, seriously, don't. I hate politics, I'll be asleep quicker than Bella with Edward singing her lullaby to her.
"So then Gordon Brown said *Edward adopts Scottish accent* 'I've talked to people who are frustrated like me that the big issues are....Bella? Bella?"
Ok, CFF fans, here we go....Oh did I forget to mention it was going to be Brit? ;o)
"Mmm, thanks Jean, that was delicious!" I said to the small woman with the greasy permed hair and grubby pinny, who ran my favourite local greasy spoon. I placed my knife and fork back down on the plate and wiped my greasy hands on the paper napkin on the table. You couldn't beat a good fry-up to start the day, and the way that Jean fried the black pudding in lard meant it was just about the best you could get.
She smiled at me.
"You're welcome love. Will I see you tomorrow?"
I picked up the mug and drained the last of my tea, before putting it back on the scratched formica table top and scraping my chair back as I stood.
"Yep, can't see why not. Laters baby!"
I could still hear her giggling as I pulled the door open, the bell above it jangling noisily.
As I reached the van Emmett was just putting his fag out on the ground. He turned to look at me, an unreadable expression on his face.
"What's up?" I asked him, freezing with one hand on the door handle.
"Jasper just called. You'll never guess what's happened."
"What?" I asked. Emmett took a deep breath before he replied....