Friday, 7 May 2010

Friday Fun Five!

So, last week's FFF winner was itsjustme from Robmusement and Memoirs of a Robmance.  So, without further ado, and because RL is sucking all of my ability to think from me right now, let's go straight to the questions!

I am so happy that Poptart picked me for this honor. I had a lot of fun coming up with the questions and hopefully I didn't duplicate anyone else's past questions. Just in case I threw an extra in.

1.) What's your go to sexy outfit? It can be a LBD or lingerie.
I have a very skimpy maid's costume complete with fishnet stockings and a feather duster.

Note from Stan: The minute my hubs finds a feather duster attractive, he'll be finding himself with one in hand dusting the bloody wooden blinds that seemed such a good idea at the time.

2.) You wake up 10 years younger and flawlessly beautiful and fit.
You win the lottery-10 million dollars.
You spend one day -24 hours-with Rob and do anything you wish.

Choose one and explain your answer.

I've been young and beautiful once upon a time and it's not all it's cracked up to be. Money can't buy happiness and has never been very important to me. I choose Rob and I would want to spend all 24 hours alone with him. Talking, laughing,and eating and I would want to do it all naked.

3.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?

I got into a fist fight with my best friend in 5th grade because her boyfriend kissed me. We were never friends again after that but she married the cheating bastard.

4.) What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I once had an entire dream about The Flintstones, in cartoon and everything. I was Wilma and Fred pissed me off and I beat him half to death with a golf club and then packed up the foot mobile and moved in with Mr. Slade.

5.) What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

During a game a truth of dare in my senior year of high school, I was dared to run down the street topless. I never even made it out of the house. When I left my friends bedroom-topless-her dad was standing in the hallway.

6.) Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. How many calories have you burned in the last week (7 days) ?

1200 for me. Who needs exercise?

Thanks itsjustme!  Answers in the comments as usual people :o)


Dangrdafne said...

1. What's your go to sexy outfit?

I don't have one currently (boy I really am boring)

2. You wake up 10 years younger and flawlessly beautiful and fit. You win the lottery-10 million dollars. You spend one day -24 hours-with Rob and do anything you wish.

I'll take the money - I can buy beauty and buy time with Rob then and still have some left over to do other things want to do.

3. Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?

Nope. Always different tastes than my friends.

4. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I have had so many I don't think I can pick just one. Watching myself in a dream always freaks me out. Instead of dreaming through my eyes in a dream, I am watching myself in the dream. Almost like there are 2 of me - the one dreaming and the one being active in the dream. Feels odd.

5. What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

Another boring Dangrdafne answer - I don't take dares, so nothing.

6. Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. How many calories have you burned in the last week (7 days)?

zero (boring I know - shocking isn't it?)

Dangrdafne said...

Ok, now this is weird. I was the last to answers last week's FFF and now the first to answer this week's??!!

Stoney said...

1. Smexy outfit?

Well, thanks to TNabs I have a great one now.
White tanktop with sparkly black flowers on the shoulder, tight black skinny jeans, and black four inch heels. wednesday I get a side lace up corset from Hustler. I'm so stoked.

2. I would choose the lottery.

Firstly, I'm still pretty young and although I would like to be thinner it's not THAT important to me. Secondly, if I had to choose between my daughter getting put through college and spending 24 hours with Rob you better believe I'm picking the munchkin getting through school.

3. Cat fight...

Never with friends but with competeing females sure. And I wouldn't really call it a fight, it was more of a pissing match.

4. Sweet dreams are made of these...

Goodness I have strange dreams all the time, it's hard to narrow it down to one.
I had a dream when I was in high school about aliens taking over the world and they turned everyone inside out except for a few people. So I remember driving down the road and seeing piles of inside out people all over the place. Really freaky.

5. I dare you...

Lots of fun ones when I was younger, ride the horse topless, find all the cars in the parking lot belonging to the people you hate the most (highschool) and steal their gas cartwheels down the hill at Riverport amphitheater...ride your horse through the McDonalds drive thru...
Now though, the dares that get me in the most trouble are "I bet you can't do five shots of Tequila in a row..." pride and I have issues.

6. Let's get physical...

Not sure how many calories I burn riding, cleanign the barn, chasing a four year old, working 45 hours (lifting 60lb dogs, chasing them, running around like a headless chicken)and spending the rest of the time talking to you fine folks...lmao.

Hope everyone has a fantab day!

Jayla said...

Posting and then going back to read. Happy Friday h00rs & pimp!

1.) What's your go to sexy outfit? It can be a LBD or lingerie.
I’m just not that girl. I can swing from the rafters with the best of them- I just don’t do lingerie. Hmm, this could be why the marriage is a fail. Okay- if you make me pick one outfit.. it was a lacy black corset & 5 inch peep toe stilettos (obviously the mister bought it)

2.) You wake up 10 years younger/lottery

Yea- I could buy time with Rob (LOL). No, seriously I have a lot of things that I could do with that kind of money – helping my son’s cash strapped school, pay off student loans, travel- a lot, become a philanthropist. (Yes, I’d keep my job too)

3.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?
Yes, but we weren’t fighting over him. She hated my first ‘serious’ boyfriend in college (who was her h.s. friend) now soon to be ex husband- and our friendship fell apart. Actually, she never liked any man I dated, WHILE I dated the person. She of course became friends with my exes… odd, right?.

4.) What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
I just had this dream last week. I taught in South America and lived with a family who attended the school. The kids were 8 & 9- the most adorable host sis & brother. So all these years later… we’re now facebook friends. The boy (who in now 21) is HAWT. Let’s just say the dream involved his current 21 yr old self and a very naughty English teacher. I woke up horrified.

5.) What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?
It was kindergarten. My BFF (a guy) tipped his chair over – and dared me to do it too. He didn’t get in trouble, but I did for following his stupid example.

6.) Hate the gym?
600 calories (hey, don’t judge- you don’t expect me to quit cold turkey after 11 years do ya?)

that's Mr. Pantz to you said...

Ooooooo a Friday Fun Six!!! Nice.

1.- black boxer birefs (the tightness against my skin just makes me feel smexy, which in turn helps me to "sell" it), favorite jeans (slightly worn), and my black button up shirt, untucked of course.

2.- I would take the $10mil. This reminds me of a quote from "Weird" Al Yankovic's song "This Is the Life." "They say money can't but happiness. I guess I'll have to rent it..."

If I had the $10mil I could buy a pefrect house completely accessible for Zaavan and the fam. And I could probably make it big enough to bring the Twipound from fantasy into reality. *raises eyebrow and turns to one in paticular* :)

3.- do you want me to answer the question as is or modify it slightly to fit my situation better? yea? nay? how about both. no. never fought over a guy. yes. did have a little conflict over E when we first got together. quite an interesting story really. but i won't hijack to tell it... :)

4.- the strangest dream i ever had was a glimpse into the future. i was a freshman in college. one night i had the dream. the very next day i was with my friends when all of a sudden life became my dream from the night before. every moment, every second for about a good hour i was freaking out because i had seen it all, person for person, word for word the very previous night. even to the point where we in the student union, and i had been going through this for 45 minutes, i remembered that i was at the point in my dream where our friend kelly showed up. I turned around and she was walking up the hallway, just as i had seen her the night before and "knew" she would be. Strange!!!

5.- honestly can't recall something stupid done on a dare. I usually didn't have a problem telling my friends, "no. that's dumb." but i DO remember that my friend and i, the summer after i graduated, went to Rocky Mountain National Park. We decided it would be fun to go off trail and do some mountain climbing. WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EQUIPMENT. Very stupid. Another great story I'll not tell here yet again...

6.- (6?!) :) 400 calories.

TongueTwied said...

first, itsjustme, I'm glad to see you having all this fun after the stuff that has gone down this week.

1. the sexy special: my Vanessa Kensington (a la austin powers)outfit though sadly no longer have the boots to go with it.
the typical Go to: a curvy red bra, panties optional
Lately, my "I'm in love with a fictional vampire t-shirt" sparks a little extra reaction.
The late night FFF (fanfictionfuck) no outfit.

2. Do I get a free pass from my husband? If not then if I woke up 10 years younger today it would put me at Rob's age and not quite married yet so I could pursue Rob. But since meeting him wouldn't be guaranteed then I would definitely take the 24 hours with Rob and hope to hell to get a free pass from my husband.

3. Not a fight but I think I spent way too long pursuing a guy once who was stringing me along and in the meanwhile other guys were asking me out (some were his friends) and I kept turning them down. My friends kept getting mad and yelling at me over that.

4. I've had good ones that I will probably remember later. One dream I thought I was Wonder woman but was still Diana Kent. I was trying to stop the bad guys so I went into a stairwell and started spinning to turn into Wonder Woman and it didn't work and I was like, "Oh no why isn't this working?"

5. Tried climbing a billboard off a busy major road at night. Did not reach the top. Got to scared.

6. about 700

Mary said...

1.) What's your go to sexy outfit? It can be a LBD or lingerie.
I don't really do dressing up. I have got a new lacy black bra that pushes my tits up to where they used to be though. Mr Mary is a tits man luckily for him I have a generous rack ;)
2.) You wake up 10 years younger/lottery
I'll take the money please. I'd use it to start a fishery for Mr Mary to run and i'd have a little tea room there for me. Oh i'd buy a lot of handbags too :)
3.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?
No never. I did once punch a man for throwing a drink over my friend though. I got thrown out of the club for that. Fucker.
4.) What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
I don't know about strange but I once had a very vivis dream that Mr Mary had been to Switzerland with a girl called sarah and they were laughing about fooling me. I never spoke to him for days cos I was convinced it had happened.
5.) What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?
I popped a lads cherry for a dare/favour. Don't judge me, it was a long time ago and I was drunk LOL
6. Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. How many calories have you burned in the last week (7 days)?
600 so far ;)

Good Q's :)

that's Mr. Pantz to you said...

first off, there is only one pic of "Rob" here today and 3 sexy pics of ladies. just wanted to say it was noticed and appreciated. very nice.

@DD- you're never boring. even listening to you talk about how boring you are is interesting. :)

@Stoney- handcuff heels and a lace up corset? nice.

@Jayla- if you're hOOrs and i'm a pimp i must be a bad pimp. i'm not making any money off this deal. either that or you's some lazy hos. hmmm. now you got me thinking i might have to smack a bitch...or two. or 30.

@TT- HUGE fan of the late night FFF, no outfit! and i'm sure you'd get a free pass from the hubs as long as you offered him the same. and meant it. :)

Stoney said...

@Sir Pantz LMFAO...handcuff heels were FiNikkity's they don't come in giant size apparently, she tried.

Oh I just died...Twipound...hahahaha.

I love hearing all the dreams. Mrs. P could have a hay day with this one.

laphipps said...

@ Mr. Pantz-- hilarious!! so glad you are here and we can have some male input on our obess-, er, our interest.... Happy Friday!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Ok first off Dafs you are so not boring!!!! Ok let's get on with it
1) outfit-er is this to wear out or in doors lol. Indoors I wear a mans White cotton shirt and nowt else. Out I wear soft faded jeans, fuck me boots, a black vest and a mans White cotton shirt ang leave my hair curly and loose
it worked every time lol

2)Choices- I choose money- money can't buy you happiness but it sure can help towards it. I feel rich in other ways but I'd like to pay off the debt the shit head left me in. Put my. Kids through uni without debt. Pay my step sons flight school fees. That shit costs money! Aaaand visit all my lovely twi ppl and trubies plus help them ifi could. Also I get nipped, tucked, sucked and plumped the fuck up lmao. I'd go look like the stewped but with. My personality how could he resist me. Actually no I prolly go hang somewhere VIP I knew he would as myself and say hi in reality lol

3) when I was 14 or so both me and mybezzie at the time liked a guy calledColin lmao we asked him to pick well forced him to pick and he picked me. She got all her old friends to pick on me till I dumped him. I wasnt that bothered I was pretty fickle then!! We stayed friends till we were about 19 and went our ways so no fist fights.

4) dream- I have had a recurring dream since childhood where I am being chased through Hyde park by 2 French vampires who want me to join them. When I give in they disappear and I end up looking for them in the dark park alone- mrs p what you make of that one. I've had it for about 34 years

5) Dare- um ok I have done some stupid things in my time, no honestly I have, but the only dare was to eat raw liver and kidney for money. Did I do it? Of course I did I was a student I needed themoney oh and the one where I drank a shot of every drink on the top shelf in the bar, I was extremely I'll but luckily not poisoned

6) sex- lol I wish, 0, zero, nada I had a hysterectomy last weekand canthave sex. It would be around 1200 though we usually have sex once or twice a day
Love the questions have fun I hate doing this on iPod!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Mr Pantz whoo go bro!

TigerlilyRose said...

1. Go to sexy outfit....

Plum colored surplice sweater. elbow sleeves Low cut, make my ta-tas look even better than usual! LOL and my hot jeans. I have a very easy to please husband, and he hate me to show too much skin..not that it stops me or that he even tries too hard to stop me anymore. Anyway, too chub for the sexy outfits I used to wear. Though usually black and low cut does the trick.

2. Choose money, beauty, rob. UMMMM...Money. Money can buy beauty. I have nothing a bit of lyposuction and a laser van't fix...LOL and I don't really want to MEET Rob or talk to him, not sure what we would REALLY talk about. I like him right where he is at, in my fantasy world.

3. When I was a junior in high school I started going out with one of my best friends boyfriends (after he had just dumped her because he wanted me...he says...) Then I married him. Cheating SOB. We were never friends again, but honestly she was a bit toxic for me. And he turn out to be toxic too. Got a great kid out of the deal though!

4. I have a lot of really weird reoccurring dreams. The wierdest are when ex bfs show up in them. sometimes its all by the by and sometimes, say...inappropriate.

5. Dare. Someone once dared me to make out with her husband. yes, i did it. No, he sucked. No wonder she wanted me to take him.

6. lets see...calories this around 1000 i believe. (Can't wait to see wease's answer here...LMAO)

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

1. Sexiest outfit... well, I have a fair amount of lingerie, but my hubs gets mostly turned on when I wear white - it can be lace panties, or thong, or just a really short white skirt (this one really sends him flying through the roof) and something semi see-through as a top.

2. I'm gonna take the money. Money is a huge issue for me currently, and it would make life so much easier right now, solving a few problems and fulfilling a fair amount of fantasies.

3. I never had a cat fight, but before my hubs and I hooked up, my best friend was with him. He broke her heart, and when after a few months he and I finally had the guts to hook up (we held back because of her), she and I had problems that we only worked out fully recently. It was so bad, that all her other friends hated and judged me, and this I really think was bad of her - because it's not like I did that for fun - it just happened that the guy she had been in love with was my soul mate. We just celebrated our 9 year anniversary May 1st (not marriage, but hooking up anniversary).

4. Dreams - hm... the strangest are those when I feel like I'm having out of body experience, floating around the ceiling seeing myself sleep, but unable to wake up. So strange.

5. I've never done dares. That game is just not customary here.

6. - how come there's six q's? lol - anyhow, burned calories, maybe around 800

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Does the wease shag a lot tlr?

Anonymous said...

I'm going to answer first, then read everyone else's comments.

1. Sexy outfit? Um I have a drawfull of those, but haven't actually used one in years. The whole having a high maintenance child at an "advanced age" kinda took the steam out of EVERYTHING.

2. Rich, Beautiful & with Rob. Man, oh man. What a combination. I'd want to be in a suite of a nice hotel/resort. That way we can just hang out, talk, giggle, call for room service when we want anything & not go anywhere at all. Oh room service, send up some strawberry ice cream & whipped cream. We may even eat some of it. It's sooooo embarassing when you "loose" a strawberry & don't find it until the next day.

3. Fight with a friend over a guy? Nah, I've never really had that many friends. Does I count if I slept with all of my first husband's friends? He didn't care what I did as long as I left him alone. Can ya see why we aren't still married?

4. Strangest dream? Don't have enough room. My dreams/nightmares include everything from aliens, monsters, terrorists, plus every kind of anxiety you can think of. Just put them in a big blender and set to Weird.

5. Stupidest thing I ever did on a dare? When I was about fourth grade a couple of my older sister's friends said they would be friends with me if I lifted my shirt. Of course none of us had anything at that age. I was so desparate for friends that I did it. Of course, they dispised me for it. Kids!

6. 30 minutes of active sex??? What you talkin about? At my age I'm lucky to get 5 minutes of lazy sex. Think that may change now. Anyway, answer is ZERO calories. The piercing should take about 15 days to heal. Look out next week when we go out of town. We may put that 30 minutes to shame.


TongueTwied said...

itsjustme-ne'ermind what I said about not having a good week, I realized I cruised by your calorie stats--you are having a f*cktastic week.

@Nibbles, I would love to dream about being chased by Edward and Carlisle and give in to them! lol

StarlitViolets said...

Wow! Great questions @itsjustme!

As always - answering first, then I'll get to know my fellow bloggy buds WAY too intimately... again. ;)

1. Sexy outfit.

Hmm... The honest answer is a skirt with no panties and high heels, bent over a desk or bed. Or just nekked!

2. Rob, hot bod, or cash.

I'd have to say cash. Mostly because the other two only benefit me, but the cash I can spread around.

3. Hos over Bros.

I've gotten into a few misunderstandings about guys with friends, but nothing that ended a friendship I lamented losing. LOL!

4. Strange Dreams.

I am a very vivid dreamer. I dream in colors that don't really exist. I dream half-realities and twisted versions of real life memories. I can frickin' dream.

The strangest one that stands out to me though, was a recurring nightmare I had as a kid. I dreamed that two of my favorite friends were chasing me around a trail that ringed a lake. The girl was holding a snake out to scare me, so I ran. I can't ever reach safety, and I don't make any progress. The other is laughing at me.

I dreamed this probably at least ten times - over the course of years. Very strange, indeed.

5. Dare me.

Truth be told, I've never done anything on a dare that I wouldn't have done just because I was really drunk or just felt like it. That doesn't mean I haven't done some interesting things on dares though...

6. Sex calories.

I was VERY sick last week with food poisoning, but have still managed 400 calories. And "active" sex is a term I'm interpreting loosely. I'm not talking about Energizer Bunny style.

@All - Sorry I disappeared for a while. I'm back now though and I challenge you to a Twitter duel tonight. There is no DML tonight, but we can find other excuses to drink. For example, my daughter is gone for two days and I decided to get fucked up as soon as the car left the driveway. So now, it's just after 11am here, and I've got a good buzz going.

Love you ladies! Welcome to my day-long "medicated" maybe marinated blog cruise.

TigerlilyRose said...

SLV--drinin already! LOL will be glad to join you tonight after I take B to her "father" to visit. So don't get too over done this afternoon and pass out at 5 pm or some shit! Slow your Roll!

@Daf dear you are NEVER boring! Less is more don't you know!

@Stoney---WOOO a corset, that's HOT girl!

@Mr Pantz--why do I always want to call you Mr P...wouldn't that be confusious!

@Nibs--ummmm...wease, has a ver...shall we say active bedroom life...she will elaborate further I am sure...LOL

@Jayla your friend was a jealous bitch huh. Either she had a thing for you or she was one of those If I can't have him, no one can, chicks who should have their vagina's imploded. And I am quite sure you lack of interest in lingerie had nothing to do with the marriage fail...LOL...I will gladly say without knowing anything about it, that he probably screwed it up...always made me feel better when I got divorced, whether it was accurate or not. Oh and I love that you want to give money to the school!

@TM GO piercing! And you are not at an advanced age!

@all great answers and questions!

Trixie and Tess said...

1. A Chicago Cubs hubby is a huge fan, so it's all about perspecitve I guess.

2. I'll take the money for reasons people have already, I wouldn't want to be 10 years younger and it would be supa fly to be able to help people and give lots of $$ away. I'm sure w/ 10 mil I could persuade Rob to spend 24 hours with me...alone.

3. Similiar to the answer given...I kissed a boy and I liked it...and he wasn't my boy to kiss. I was young and still learning the rules. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! However, me and the friend made up...we're still tight.

4. I have strange dreams a few times a week. My most recent involved me walking down the street to buy some Misty Light 120s (I don't smoke) and on my way back to my house a HUGE ball of light was in the sky. Everyone around me was freaking out, but I was just chill and kept walking home...then I woke up. You would think I do drugs or something, but I don't...only ones that are legit...Rob and Starbucks.

5. I've done way too many things on a dare... swallowed goldfish, mooned people from a school bus, prank called my HS principal, streaked, kissed boys, ran naked down a college dorm hallway, got a tattoo...the list is pretty endless.

6. Ummmm, I'm embarrased to say none! We've been working on our house and everynight I've went to bed before DH, so possibly some make-up calories this weekend?


Jelena @ Twiholic said...

@SV - welcome back. I have been wondering about you. You were missed.

@Stan - I forgot to say, that cleaning is the number one reason why I said a firm NO to wooden blinds my hubs wanted. :D

@DD - as if there's really need for me to say this... YOU ARE NOT BORING!! You already know this.

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Becky said...

Oh how late am I! Its been a right bitch of a day!

Here are mine, will read later.

1. When I was younger and fitter I had lots of corsets & basques. Sadly I don't think they would do much for Dan if I put one on now, lol!

2. oh I would want to be naked to, and maybe have lots of mirrors! I think I could pass a whole day having hot sex with the odd snack in between!

3. My friends and I rarely like the same men thank god. Never fallen out over one, swapped a few times though.

4. I know I have strange dreams, I can just never remember them! Really pisses me off.

5. mm I'm not big on dares, too much of a pussy!

6. Hubs has been on call alot of this week so just 400! Although I am quite happy with that these days, lol!

I loved those questions!

Becky said...

Oh just ignore my answer to qu.2! I didn't read it properly and thought I was getting all cos I am a greedy bitch lol!

Obviously I would take the money, make myself younger & fitter then chase Rob!

17foreverlisa said...

Good evening, Twi-Hos! Great questions, Jeanette.

1.) What's your go to sexy outfit? It can be a LBD or lingerie.

My black, long-sleeved T-shirt that says "Robsessed" on the chest. What? That's not sexy? Well...I think of how sexy Rob is every single time I put it on ;)

2.) You wake up 10 years younger and flawlessly beautiful and fit.
You win the lottery-10 million dollars.
You spend one day-24 hours-with Rob and do anything you wish.

Choose one and explain your answer.

First of all: holy hell, Batman, on the manip!! To answer the question, I'd pick 24 hours with Rob. I would talk him into recording an album; have him play songs he's been thinking about recording; and have him name me as a producer on the album so I could make 10 million dollars and retain a personal chef and trainer to get fit again.

3.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?

Yes, a good friend at work said that she didn't think Rob was that good looking. That was in March. No one has seen her since.

4.) What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I dreamed that I bought a plane ticket to go to Forks to meet a bunch of Twitards. Oh, wait. I really did do that. Ok. This one scared the shit out of me. I know that you will find it strange, so that counts, right? Years ago, I dreamed that I was at Shedd Aquarium in Chicago standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling wall of glass watching an orca wh*ale swimming in the tank. It turns and swims straight toward me. It rams the glass and the glass begins to crack. I can't scream. I can't move. We stare at each other. Then the glass shatters. The water rushes out and knocks me down. The wh*le is literally inches above me. I woke up in a cold sweat. Still scares the shit out of me.

5.) What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

I've done a lot of stupid things but none of them because someone dared me to. The stupidity was all mine. We played a lot of truth or dare in high school on the pep bus (cheerleader for football and basketball), but it was never anything really out there.

6.) Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. How many calories have you burned in the last week (7 days)?

If we're talking 30 consecutive minutes, then the answer is zero. I really need to get serious about reading ff again. Just sayin'.

BTW, an early Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there!



Dangrdafne said...

@17ForeverLisa - Good twist on #1. I LOVE your answer to #2. It is well thought out and it would work perfectly :) LMAO on #3! That dream is a good reason to be afraid of wh*les.

17foreverlisa said...

@Jayla - I'm sorry to hear you're going through such a rough time. I had no idea. Good luck!!

@Dangrdafne - If you're boring, then I'm boring. We'll just be boring together in FORKS!!! XOXO

@Tess - I'm a Cardinals' fan, but I love your choice of a baseball t-shirt (even if it is the Cubs).

Great answers everyone!!!


17foreverlisa said...

@DD - LOL! We we were writing at the same time. I know I sound like a broken record (pun intended), but I really, really want Rob to record an album; my ultimate fantasy is to hear him perform live, even if I can only understand half of what he says ;)

StarlitViolets said...

@Lisa - LMFAO!!! Your answers were so funny! I'm seriously still giddy. You crack me up.

Wh*les again?! Poor Lisa, haunted by sea creatures in her sleep. I'm sorry your fear is so invasive in your life. Maybe all this talking about it and photo-therapy of wh*le tails will help... then again, maybe not.

17foreverlisa said...

@SV - The more I put my phobia out there, the more "helpful" people seem to get. You know the whole Rick Rolled thing, right? Well, I've been intentionally wh*le rolled by Mrs. P and Twired Jen and unintentionally (hopefully) by TigerlilyRose. Good times. Good times ;)

Dangrdafne said...

@17ForeverLisa - I always say "We only pick on those we love... so we must worship you." LOL!!

17foreverlisa said...

@DD - Kind of like when I used to punch the boys at school I thought were cute, right? Now I know how they felt. LOL!!

smartEpantz said... are an obnoxious slutbiscuit whoresnatchface...and if you know me at all, you reckanize the praise that I bestow with those words.

I'm late to this orgy, but I'll throw my top in the ring, and try to catch up.

As always, I'll answer and then read...

1)The Mr. finds a garter belt and thigh-high stockings completely irrefuckingsistable. But he also loses his fucking mind when I am in my most comfy tight black boy shorts and a worn t-shirt...he's easy like that.

2)Easy. We spend the day in bed. No matter what happens, we would make history. That is all.

3)Fistfight? No. But I have kicked a girl in the face with my Doc wasn't over a boy though. I would knock a bitch the fuck out if she tried to snake me...and by snake me, I mean, I will cut the fuck out of any gash that jumps too hard on my last fucking nerve. I am not above chemical warfare.

4)When I was about 4yrs old I had a very vivid nightmare about going to a public indoor pool with my Mom & Dad...but to get in the pool you had to be chopped into pieces. Everyone else was ok with this and my parents went first. I remember waking up screaming when it was my turn to be sliced and my Dad was there to rock me and soothe me. I still think of that dream on the regs. Powerful.

5)Don't ever fucking dare me to do a mothafuckin' thing. I will take that shit and dominate, and end up wearing your ass as a sombrero. I ain't skerrrrred. Especially after about 4-5 shots of Whiskey. Plus, I have no shame.
I have been dared to do countless things...from kissing boys to flashing boobies, to egging houses, to leaving my panties in a dude's car to make his GF flip her fucking shit (she did btw)....
Don't tempt me.

6)We have thrown down 3 times this past week...2 of which have left me walking a bit funny the day after. So I would say at least 600 calories...but we do a bunch of freaky positions and shit, so maybe even a touch more. Too bad I can't get skinny from that shit. But yay that my Man doesn't like a skinny bitch!

I love you IJM.
These Q's unleashed me!

17foreverlisa said...

E, that was the first email I read this morning. Happy wake up call to me ;) I dare you to write a post about all the freaky positions and shit. No. WAIT! I didn't say that. *runs for cover*



Musing Bella said...

Boy am I late to this. Stupid yurt.

1- Go-to sexy outfit used to be my cheerleading outfit from high school. Then I gained 20 pounds and now it doesn't fit. So I use lingerie - I have a few options. TH got to enjoy the cheerleading uni while it still fit, so he has the memories, LOL.

2- I choose the lottery, hands down. I'm not Robsessed, so there's that, and if I woke up ten years younger and fit, I'd have to wait to be able to drink legally again and I'd just have to go through losing the fit all over again and getting older just when I've started to make peace with that. So: lottery by default.

3- Yes, I'll be surprised if anyone said they haven't. The one that sticks out to me was this CUTE waiter at a post-show banquet I went to and one of my friends had been in the show, too, and we were both single and drooling over this guy. So we flipped for the right to flirt with him. She won the toss, and then was a MAJOR FAIL at the flirting. She did, like, nothing. So I wrote my number on a napkin and slipped it to him as we left. He never called, but she was PISSED that I had broken the bargain. I figured she had her chance. It blew over eventually.

4- I don't usually remember my dreams, so I'm struggling with this one. The one that freaked me out the most was an epic one in which TH died and I woke up crying for reals.

5- Stupidest thing I ever did in a dare? Um... I was kind of a pansy and never did much. I can't remember anything major. I've done some stupid shit, but most of it was just a decision, not a dare, LOL.

6- About 400. I'm tired just thinking about 1200! Dayum, girl!

Off to read the other answers!

twilightcupcake said...

Okay, guilt all over the place that I am so late on this FFF - it's is the end of the weekend and surprised the winner hasn't been picked - I still have time!
1) Black lace up corset with garter belts and black stockings, sky high stiletto heels and a black thong. I think it's the garters that do the trick. No accessories except a great stripping playlist.

2) I would pick the 10 million dollars.
I'm still young-ish - 33 and relatively fit and healthy. Not stunningly beautiful but my husband finds me cute and adorable so that is enough.
24 hr with Rob would be glorious and so tempting, even if we just hung out and jammed all day on his guitar and my piano while both singing. Sigh.

But the 10 million dollars would help me to not work for a while and then I could devote all my time to following the cast everywhere while they were in town filming BD. And imagine all the Twilight stuff I could buy ;) Okay, those truly don't make sense as reasons since being with Rob for 24 hr should outweigh following/buying twi stuff. Maybe that the 10 million dollars might get me into something where I could spend 24 hr with Kristen and Rob :)

3) I'm not the fighting kind. All about making peace and that means sometimes I live with shit. Like I'm sure you guys are all fully aware, since this is not the first time I've brought it up, that my best friend is married to my ex and first love of my life. We technically haven't ever fought over him but internally the battle is constantly being waged. God, it was so much easier when he was dating other women then I could just rag on the bitches. Much harder when it's your best friend since age 13.

4) The strangest dream I ever had was also a cartoon. I remember waking up and I was standing in a jungle and I was He-Man. I remember looking at my arms and was like "cool, I've got massive biceps and I'm a cartoon." I have no idea what happened after that except She-Ra and Battle Cat were involved but thank god no Skeletor because I would have freaked out.

5) I haven't gotten a lot of dares in my time. I would say someone dared me in 5th grade to ask every since boy in our class to dance at a school dance - they were all lined up like they were so cool. Once you ask one and they say no, they will all say no. So all 12 or something of them said no and I was not surprised. A bit devastated but looking back at them now I'm sure they're all balding and fat so it's their loss.

6) Hmm. interesting question. I would say only about 600 calories but about to burn another 200 more in 5 minutes when I go upstairs after I finish this FFF!

Nice questions.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

So who's the winner? Has it been decided yet?