Friday, 21 May 2010

Friday Fun Five!

Helloooooo!!!  The sun is shining, the vamps are sparkling...well, they would be if they were here *sigh*, it's a beautiful day :o).

Last week's FFF was kindly hosted by Dangrdafne, and Tongue Twied chose Living with Edward as her winner!  So, let's hear from her now!

I have never participated in FFF before and my first time I win! That is so exciting. I hope that I can do FFF justice with my questions and hopefully none of them have been used before (Nope, you're good to go!)

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why? However you can’t choose any love scenes after Edward and Bella are married, and no kissing scenes either, or the meadow. I know, life’s a bitch.

What?  No feathers?? Pah!

2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. Once he sees you, he is very embarrassed and quickly removes the Snuggie and throws it and the book over the back of the couch. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation? Ps. Rob is fully clothed under the Snuggie. I know, life’s a bitch.

Daddy C thinks less is more beneath his Snuggie

3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. It can be an advertisement, a piece of art, a saying, or anything that you can think of. What do you put on it?

 Those ad execs know what they're doing, why change things?

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?


5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

"I could swear I'm being spooned.  Hmmm."

Thanks for doing something really fun for us all to participate in every week and get to know eachother a bit better.


XoXo

You're more than welcome LWE!  Thanks to all of you for joining in!  Leave your answers in the comments and LWE will choose her winner from your answers :o)

Happy Friday!

27 comments:

Mary said...

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why? However you can’t choose any love scenes after Edward and Bella are married, and no kissing scenes either, or the meadow. I know, life’s a bitch.

Oh no you've completely cockblocked me!! Boooooooooo
Ok I'll relive the wedding scene then, and you have to kiss when you get wed, it's the law. FACT ;)

2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. Once he sees you, he is very embarrassed and quickly removes the Snuggie and throws it and the book over the back of the couch. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation? Ps. Rob is fully clothed under the Snuggie. I know, life’s a bitch.

Awww bless him. That would bring out my mothering instinct so i'd have to give him a hug. Then the hormones would kick in and i'd be all over him like a rash

3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. It can be an advertisement, a piece of art, a saying, or anything that you can think of. What do you put on it?

Ahuge picture of when I married Edward Cullen :)

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

How to survive when you become hooked on all things Twilight.
It would contain all the links to the blogs. Job done lol

5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

I'd hang around when the film set, any film set where Rob may be. I'd follow him all day to see what he's like when he's in his trailer, hopefuly in the shower maybe?

I enjoyed answering those :)
xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Hey ho's, the merry ho's, donkey riding, donkey riding...I dunno where I was going with that...anyhoo, another FFF, time is flying by, I only have several more weeks of me time left LOL..Oh ok the questions.

1)Switch with Bella-awwww no fair..have to think about this now um...well maybe the scene where Bella gives Edward a bath and a handjob..no thats a mix of TB isn't it mmm ok when he takes her to his home, they seem to have so much fun, no angst, no terror as yet so its all good. He's happy, she's happy, they're up a tree and playing piano. Yeah that was a good day lol

2)Snuggie-Oh bless him, what a sweetie, I would shiver, go brrrr, tell him I left mine at home, slink underneath it and say the best way to keep warm is share body heat and give him a killer smile. Hehehe yes I would like that!

3)Billboard-Hooo mama I could think of lotsa things right now. But I would put something like" Hey HBO where the fuck do you get off making all wait so long for True Blood Series 3, give it to me NOW!" That might help LMAO

4)Book-Its title would be "Twatwaffling for Dummies-A beginners guide to blogging"

5)Invisible for a day-Mmmm I think I'd hang around my kids unbeknownst to them while they're out with their friends and see what the little fiends get up to hehe, that and then nip over to Rob just when he's having a massage and kinda help out bwahahaha.

Loved these, really good Q's LWE x

Stan said...

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why? However you can’t choose any love scenes after Edward and Bella are married, and no kissing scenes either, or the meadow. I know, life’s a bitch.

The scene in Eclipse where she kisses Jacob before he goes off to join the newborn battle. Mmmmmmmm :o).

2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. Once he sees you, he is very embarrassed and quickly removes the Snuggie and throws it and the book over the back of the couch. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation? Ps. Rob is fully clothed under the Snuggie. I know, life’s a bitch.

"Hey, nice snuggie! I think you might've just smashed your booklight though" Def better to laugh these things off, just like I would if the situation was in reverse of course lol

3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. It can be an advertisement, a piece of art, a saying, or anything that you can think of. What do you put on it?

One of the Vanity Fair shots, just so I could enjoy it in HUUUUUUGE format.

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

Twilight, Fan Fiction, and avoiding Housework

5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

In RL I'd go to school and see what my kids are like there. In the Twidom, I'd love to see what Rob's like with his friends and family.

Good questions :o)

TigerlilyRose said...

1. The ride home from the restaurant from Twilight. It's one of my favorite scenes in the books...I know weird, huh? I just like the evolving chemistry between them. That is one of the most cherished parts of a relationship, I think, the new beginning part....anyway, won't get all cheesy, but I like that scene.

2. A) I hope he is reading either something I wrote or some Smoking Fan Ficiton....B) I would pick up the snuggie and say, mind if I join you? Then cozy us both inside. Easy peasy. Of course clothing would be optional!

3. hmmmmmmmmmmmm........that's a tough one....An ad for snuggies that says..."I wore Robert Pattinson's Snuggie...and now I Sparkle too!

4. "In the Eyes of Kings" you can preview it at http://eyesofkings.blogspot.com ... I kid I kid--sort of...
How about "Its all fun and games till it hits you in the EYE" or "My Vajayjay Sparkles Now: True confessions of a Twi-whore"

5. I would drive around smoking and drinking and messing people (and the cops) I don't like...what else?

Jayla said...

Happy Friday h00rs & pimpdaddy

@ LWE nice questions!

I’m posting and then reading.

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why?

I would love to take Bella’s place at the end of BD when she is able to extend her shield over Edward and finally be able to share herself with him completely. I think it was a very cathartic moment for both of them; very peaceful and serene.

2. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation?

You’re assuming I would be coherent. But okay- I’ll play. I would ask what he’s reading. Ya know- something he wouldn’t really have to think about too much – hopefully showing him I’m not a complete nut job.

3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway. What do you put on it?

I’m going to be a dork – and write “Be Safe” in Edwards flawless script .. it covers everything safe sex, drunk driving, seat belts, road rage…. And of course it would make a Twihard chuckle.

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

Embracing Your Forever
It would be a compilation of the experiences and interviews that brought the Twihard community together and how it has enriched our lives.

5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

I think I’d like so sit in my son’s classroom (ages 3-6) and really see how he interacts with his classmates and teachers. I’d love to know if he is really as polite and nice we are told. I’d also like to know who he really is when mom and dad aren’t around. Is he a leader or a follower? Is he mischievous or cunning? I wouldn’t use the information to punish him- I’d use the information to hone my parenting skills.

Jayla said...

@Mary: LOL hormones would just take over, eh?

@Stan: We'd both spy on the kids - interesting

@Nibbles: Body heat- of course! great Eclipse ref too.

TwiWeasel said...

Gah!! I've hardly had a chance to participate in the FFF for the last few weeks, although I always make a point to read them. I'll answer now and come back to read later.

1. Switch places with Bella...I would def want to relive the part where he saves her from the thugs in Port Angeles and then they go to the restaurant. Then the ride home...ahhhhh, the ride home. *grin* Hey!! You didn't say they had to go exactly how they went in the book. My personality is completely different from Bella's...I'm a bit more...er...assertive, and I think it would've ended differently.


2. Rob in the snuggie...I would so ask what he was reading, plop my ass on the couch next to him and drag the snuggie over the both of us (because it's apparently chilly) and we would discuss what we like to read. (I happen to like reading Penthouse Forum as well as the Twilight Saga.) If his pants just happened to fall off during our talk...well, I'd just have to deal with that little problem then, wouldn't I?


3. Blank billboard...oh, without a doubt...the Calvin Clien ad with Kellan. Duh.


4. My book is entitled: Rob Goes Down on Mrs. P...Forever. It's already written (see last week's CFF if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

5. Invisibility...I've given this a lot of thought throughout the years...really. I don't think I'd spy on anyone I know...except maybe my kids. I do think I might like to check out some hawtness in the shower *cough*kellan*cough*peter*cough*rob*cough*billy*cough*ashley*cough*

TigerlilyRose said...

@TW...you are going to laugh your ass off when you read my answers and there are a couple almost identical to yours...these ladies are no longer going to believe we are TWO separate people!

@Nibs...that would be one Hell of a Book!

TwiWeasel said...

@ TLR - I did laugh out loud when I read your answers! We are so alike sometimes it's scary!! No wonder you're my best friend!!

@ Stan - I believe there's a chapter on me in your book.

I may have to re-think the shower thing, though, if one of them cracks off a fart. I don't know that it would necessarily ruin the experience, but I'm sure I would laugh out loud and alert them to my presence.

Dangrdafne said...

Hey it's my buddy Living with Edward with awesome questions!!! I love that you won the FFF that was hosted by me - that is waaay cool!


1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why?

The wedding scene. I love that whole scene and I would love to be that beautiful and to feel their love.


2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation?

I would mention that I have the exact same Snuggie at home and ask "aren't they great?" Then laugh and ask what he is reading.


3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. What do you put on it?

I wish I hadn't read the comments - I can't get Jayla's answer out of my head - Be Safe - it is absolutely a perfect statement for a billboard for all the reasons she stated. I don't want to steal it but isn't imitation the sincerest form of flattery or something like that?? :)


4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

Dangrdafne Days of Delirium: A Memoir


5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

Go to Hollywood and follow around some of my favorite stars to see what they do in a day.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

I was almost late. All the fuckery almost ate all my brain cells.
Anyhoo, answers.

1. Um... holy shit, I don't remember the book well enough... well, let's see, how 'bout the tent scene in Eclipse. That was fucking hawt - having Edward so fucking jealous while Bella was snugging up next to Jacob. I would be so turned on by that scene because the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

2. What's a Snuggie?
I say "Hi. Wanna a beer?"

3. I put "Marko, you are my life, and I couldn't have asked for a better husband". Sorry, I am in a very sentimental mood.

4. Mornings

5. I would hop on a plane and go to wherever Kellan Lutz is so I could finally see him in person.


Great question, LWE. :D

TongueTwied said...

1. The proposal to see that look in Edward's eyes.

2.So I walk in on Rob and immediately starts disrobing? I'm flattered! I say, "Don't stop. Keep going. You can undress me next. And you can tell me all about that book later when we are sharing a smoke."

3. Advertising upcoming movie "Indecent Proposal II" staring Rob and TT! (see last week's FFF)

4. I can't think of one. But the more important thing here is if Rob will be cast in the movie version of said book.

5. Possibly go peek in on Stephenie M and find out if she is working on Midnight Sun.

fun questions LwE, even though life's a bitch!

Living with Edward said...

I am loving all your answers. I am so entertained right now.

twilightcupcake said...

Okay weird that I don't see my answers here. Sigh that blogger has eaten them again.

1) either cafeteria scene where he beckons with his finger or the first time she hunts. Or my shiver up the spine line of all time where she asks if he likes seeing the ring on her finger he whispers "you have no idea"

2) i'd walk up nonchalantly pick up his book and snuggie and him them back saying casually "so watcha reading" and carry on like it's no big deal

3) I'd post my Guinness cupcakes for Rob with my baking phone number. He's a sucker for cupcakes and beer.

4) Your Doctor Loves A Sparkly Dead Guy. Scared Yet?

5) I would send Rob videos of comedy and porn so I could watch him laughing his beautiful smile and also watch him jerking off. Yes I would do that. Then I'd make sure he got surprised by a new guitar and listen to him play and sing all day. Ah bliss.

Good questions LWE.

TwiWeasel said...

@ DD & Jayla - That is an awesome billboard.

@ Jelena - a snuggie is a blankety type thing to wrap around you while you're sitting up watching TV or reading.

@ TC - I would sooooo read your book. Can I have a cupcake too?

StarlitViolets said...

Yes, yes, late again. As per usual. ;)

Now - Excellent questions LWE!!! Welcome to the party!

1. A scene with Edward and I'm Bella. No smooching. No lovin. No meadow. Did I get all that?

Well seeing that all the fun has been sucked out of this question, I'll have to give this some actual thought. (LWE - I'm joking babe, I LOVE that you have tortured us by making us think!)

I guess I'd like to live the wedding.

2. Rob's Snuggie time.

"Wow, Rob, you can even rock a Snuggie and make it work." Then after a flirty/friendly smile I'd sit down next to him, pick up the book, and ask him about it, thus beginning a lifelong bond of flirting and friendship.

3. My billboard. Btw - is there a Brit-term for a billboard?

This question has two sides of me arguing. First - there's the side that goes with the giant CKLutz ad. Secondly - I could come up with some profound saying or phrase that would speak to people...

I vote for a billboard with "FFFFFOOOOOORRRRRKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!! Sept. 30 - Oct. 3" written in Huge white letters with a black background. Then all our blog names/screen names would be printed in the color and font of each LADIES' choice. (Hee hee...)

4. StarlitConfessions - A Tale of One Woman's Obsession With a Teen Vampire Series and How It Led Her To Some Kick-Ass Chicks!

5. Invisible For a Day.

Okay - if I had an invisibility cloak - a la Harry Potter style - I'd take a camera to the set of Breaking Dawn and quickly unveil myself and snap a picture next to each of the Twi-Hotties lightening-fast and re-cover myslef. By the end of the day, I should have pictures of myself with every single one of them. I'd then come home and post them all to Violet Delights just to gloat! LOL! I'm evil!

My REAL answer? I guess I'd sneak into the airports around the world and see all the places I've always wanted to visit.

StarlitViolets said...

@Mary - I agree about the wedding kiss. There is NO cockblocking a wedding kiss!

@Nibbles - I'd ride a donkey with you! LOL!

@Stan - I am still giggling about you're Jacob kissing scene! RAWR!

@TLR - I think Rob was ready something lemony that you wrote and the Snuggie was for hiding the fact that he couldn't keep his hands off of himself. You like?

@Jayla - HOLY SHIT! Best billboard EVER! That was brilliantly simple.

@TwiWeasel - LOVE the CKLutz ad!!! Imagine how HUGE it would look when it's the size of a school bus!

@DD - I almost wrote the SAME reason for reliving the wedding scene, but was too chicken. :)

@JellyBaby - LOL @ "What's a Snuggie?" (Google it, you'll laugh. It comes in leopard print!)Somehow it suits you to get all into Edward's jealousy like that. LOL! I bet KLutz is BEAUTIFUL in person! And why Mornings?

@TongueTwied - Would you steal whatever SM had written on Midnight Sun so far?

@TwilightCupcake - I melted when I read "You have no idea." I could live that one too. Even thinking about it makes me all tickly inside!

@LWE - Thanks again for kick-ass questions!!!

Twired Jen said...

Without reading any of the answers above..here I go!

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why? However you can’t choose any love scenes after Edward and Bella are married, and no kissing scenes either, or the meadow. I know, life’s a bitch.

I would would want to relive the first time she sees Edward. There seems to be nothing like it...that first overwhelming feeling...aaah.

2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. Once he sees you, he is very embarrassed and quickly removes the Snuggie and throws it and the book over the back of the couch. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation? Ps. Rob is fully clothed under the Snuggie. I know, life’s a bitch.

I'd say "No worries, I have pink one..but haven't figure out how to use that damn book light. It's like rocket science!" (true)

3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. It can be an advertisement, a piece of art, a saying, or anything that you can think of. What do you put on it?

"Insist on yearly paps. It could save your life."

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

"Help Me, Help You...you IDIOT"
(My life as a Concierge)


5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?
This is a no brainer. Drive up to LA and stalk RPATTZ.

xoxo J

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

@SV - Yes, it does kinda suit me to enjoy Edward's jealousy, and do you know why I'd enjoy it? There is just something sexy about your SO letting you snuggle against someone else, you know? The trust exhibited by that person (ie. Edward) is just super sweet.

I don't know why Mornings. I just threw it out there. I guess cause I love mornings, lmao. It was a really exhausting day Friday, so I just spat the first thing that came to my mind.

StarlitViolets said...

@Jelly - It's SO true about that trust! My hubs is like that - very trusting, which, in turn, breeds my trust in him. It's a beautiful thing.

@TwiredJen - Concierge life sound tough! Idiots are no fun to deal with on a daily basis.

Living with Edward said...

You guys have some really good answers and it's going to be hard to pick a winner. I guess I will wait till later tonight to do that in case there are any straglers. In the mean time, I will give you my own answers.

1. Probably when Bella first wakes up a vampire. I really want to know what that 8th color in the spectrum looks like. Or when she swam with the dolphins at Isle Esme.

2. I honestly don't think I would be able to keep myself composed from laughter enough to speak. Something about Rob in a Snuggie is just extremely comedic to me. But maybe "Uh, I was just on my way to get some Hot Pockets, do you want one?"

3. I would have a picture of RPattz kissing KStew with the caption "I know, life's a bitch"

4. I'm going to use the book title I told Tounge Twied would be a good name for Mike Newton's novella, "Vampires And Lesser Men, Mike Newton's Guide To Coming Out Of The Closet When Mythical Creatures Steal Your Female Interests"

5. I would take a sheet and put it over my head and run around a crowded mall pretending to be a ghost. I think that would be fun.

Stan said...

LOL LWE, that's a really snappy title for Mike's novella!

And yes, I agree about the 8th colour thing, it drove me mad for a while trying to imagine what a colour I had no name for would look like grrr!

When you choose your winner, you can just post it on this thread, you don't have to let us know by email :o) xx

Banshee713 said...

@LWE: Straggler, that's me! I am soooo gonna be late to my own funeral. Great questions. If my answers make no sense it's because I brained myself on a low branch today while I was mowing the lawn. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

1. Switching places with Bella:
Hmmm, this is a tough one you cockblocking bitch. I'm gonna go with when Edward's in bed with her the night after the meadow. Edward's all relaxed and playful and that makes me all happy and horny.

2. The snuggie and the book:
"How come mine didn't come with a book light?!"

3. Billboard:
GQ Rob. Duh. Might cause a few accidents though...

4. Title of my bestseller:
"10 Ways to Lure Robert Pattinson into your Bedroom...And 500 Ways to Kidnap Him if That Doesn't Work."

5. If I were invisible:
I'm torn between freaking people out by pretending to be a ghost and following Rob around, so I'll combine the two and freak Rob out. It's win-win!

Living with Edward said...

OK, I have decided. I pick Jayla as the winner. Her billboard answer of "Be Safe" was absolutly genius! I was very impressed.

Thanks to all for a very fun FFF!

Kelly said...

I am so late.. and this is my first time answering these... but here goes

1. If you could switch places with Bella and live any scene in the Twilight Saga, what would it be and why? However you can’t choose any love scenes after Edward and Bella are married, and no kissing scenes either, or the meadow. I know, life’s a bitch.

The scene where Bella first goes to his house and sees his bedroom... Yeah... Edward's sanctuary... I'd love to get access to that area of his character


2. You have won a chance to go to the set of Breaking Dawn. While no one was watching you, you decide to wander off on your own and happen to stumble upon Rob snuggled up on a couch using a Snuggie and the free book light it comes with. Once he sees you, he is very embarrassed and quickly removes the Snuggie and throws it and the book over the back of the couch. What do you say to ease the awkwardness of the situation? Ps. Rob is fully clothed under the Snuggie. I know, life’s a bitch.

hmmm... I have a hard time with this because I can't picture him with a snuggie.. that said.. seeing that he was embarrassed I would probably apologize profusely and leave, stumble in my haste and fall flat on my face as I trip through the doorway I just entered through.... yeah I'm that graceful.


3. You have been given a blank billboard on a major highway and have free reign of what you want on it. It can be an advertisement, a piece of art, a saying, or anything that you can think of. What do you put on it?

"Take care of you"

4. You wrote a book and it quickly climbs to the top of the Best Sellers list. What is the title of the book?

"A Life Invisible"
It's a title I have known I wanted for the book I'm gonna write.. someday :)

5. If you had the power of invisibility for one day, what would you do?

That's a tough one.. ummmm... I think I would like to be in a room with Rob and his friends.. in an unguarded moment where he truly is just being himself. I don't want to know any deep dark secrets about him I just think it would be interesting to actually see him completely unguarded and comfortable in his surroundings.

Then again, it would be fun to be invisible and mess with people... could you imagine being invisible in that same room and doing things like blowing in his ear lightly... or humming softly... I wonder how he would react if he thought there was a ghost or spirit around ... that would just be mean wouldn't it? OH well

Great questions,.. I loved reading the answers

TongueTwied said...

@SV-I don't think I would steal it, but I'd leave SM a note that said, "Finish the book, damn it! -Edward"

@Becky--This morning the news was talking about the Fergie scandal with some guy from England and he referenced some of the other famouse set-ups done by that newspaper that included a "snooker champion." I wondered if that was the guy whose autograph you had. LOL

皮皮 said...

Beauty, unaccompanied by virtue, is as a flower without perfume..............................................