What am I remembering again...oh yeah me! 
Nooo, I said I'd grab him and you flash the big guy, don't just stand there going "Do you like my pink t shirt Robert?"
I was so good at my job that Rob forgot I was THE official stalker and got quite upset, he was heard to be muttering something about his happy place here. I told him I'd sort out his happy place for him...I don't think he heard me though...sigh
Damn that Nibbles just gets everywhere doesn't she, I never saw her hiding in my bathroom while I took a shower. Little minx she is....
We had a little falling out about the shower pictures as I said I needed to share them with my ho's and he got quite sad about it. He said once the truth was out about his massive penis and his propensity for marathon sex sessions with in between wanking in the shower sessions all the gossip would be over. I'm sorry to say he threatened me with court action...yep, yep, he said he was gonna make me pay...I think he meant court...maybe he meant like make me pay in the bedroom...hey Rob, wait...hey did you mean like court or bedroom...oh court....meh!
Nibbles! Come back, I'll drop the charges...
Robbie had a change of heart...but alas filming had finished and my job was at an end. I did ask if he would mind meeting a friend of mine but it didn't turn out how we thought...
Sorry Mrs P, you scare the fucking shit outta him for some reason pmsl
Now me, I give him the warm fuzzys, honest I do, don't I Robbie?? Robbie? Oh Robert...where are you? Hello...heeeellloooooo?!
Oh Robert...really...no need
Just wondering what my gal pals that are going tonight will make of this?! They don't actually know that I write on a blog yet lol, I will tell them tomorrow, in fact I will write the blog page down so they can go find it, hehe, I wonder if they can tell who I am if I don't mention who I am-er confused myself there. I know probably 3 of them won't bat an eyelid and maybe a couple of them will join the edbrella troops haha...er...do I want them giving my secrets away of what I used to get up to with them at work. Ahhhh you already know most of my secrets pmsl.
So there you have it, I'll let you know what I think on the soggy tissue scale of how good it was soon with pictures of us all at the theatre and restaurant afterwards!
Laters babies xx
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Morning, you lucky, lucky, bitch!! lol. After seeing the title of your post I am trying to round up some troops to go with me!
Awesome post. I love your Rob pics with captions, rofl.
We have a troop down ppl, troop down; one of my posse have fallen, she is at the dentist as we speak so depending on how she is she may or may not make it tonight :0(
@Becks-I love doing those comments, it cracks me up, I really am a saddo aren't I...sigh easily amused!
Woot! I have atleast 1 friend to go and see it with on Sun, am working on 4 others. Why they need persuading is beyond me!! Who wouldn't pay to watch the Precious for a couple of hours!
@Nibbles give her some pain killers and pack her full of cotton wool, lol! She will surely be pissed off if she misses it.
She says she will be really cross to miss it but I guess if its too bad and she won't wanna eat afterwards.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Rob..scared to death all the time. He really has no need to be...
Nibbles...feel free to take up stalking again, he's closer to you than he is to me right now (although when he was close to me I totally failed and did NO stalking..shame on me ;-( )
Have fun at Remember Me!!!!
Ah...Remember Me. The only thing better than a little Robby Goodness, is sharing it with an awesome friend! *lookin' at you, TLR*
I'm still looking for someone to watch Remember Me with. The Mr thinks "edward" isn't that good of an actor. Poor man doesn't know who Rob is or that I would pay good money to watch him do anything for two hours.
Watched New Moon with commentary on Monday. They have a trailer for Remember Me beforehand. I had to rewind several times where you get a quick glimpse of Rob's naked back in the bed. Oh the things I do when my boys are away.
Nibbles you are one fuckfunny whore!! I love reading your posts. You make me giggle!
I know you'll have an awesome time at the show! Something tells me you could have fun at an insurance seminar... :D
Can't wait to hear the gory details!
xoxo
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Bwahaha! I love the one of Mr. Pasty White Legs begging you to come back if he drops the charges, lol! Enjoy, I know you won't be seeing it only once.
@TwiWeasel - Remember a while back when you focused the Eye of Sauron on me for being a fanfic virgin? Well, I now have you to blame for all the cathair tumbleweeds floating through the house, the complaining from various family members about not having any clean socks or underwear, and what happened to those gourmet meals you used to cook? I've plowed through Wide Awake, Emancipation Proclamation (hurry up with the next update already!), and now I'm hooked on Tattward in CW&IA.
Thank you.
@ Z Any Mouse - Holy fuckery! Do you live with me and I haven't noticed yet? Are you hiding under that ha-uge pile of laundry I have yet to wash? Or perhaps with the dustbunnies under my bed? Congratulations!! Let me be the first to welcome you to the Fan Fiction H00rdom!! It's all downhill from here, baby!! (For your family, anyway.) OK, time to do the jump and yay dance...*jumping*yayayayayayayayayayayay! OK, that's enough.
PS...I haven't read Emancipation Proclamation. I know, I'm a disappointment...just finished The List though and it was AWESOME!! Right now I'm in the middle of a bunch of slash/backslash oneshots! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
@Z...lol, she's a tricky one, you have to watch out for her...total BAD influence, trust me...LMAO @TwiWeasel.
I am finally able to come out of seclusion now that the taxes will be completed tonight when the kids leave me the hell alone and it rained/snowed today and Easter and Birthdays are all out of the way.
Funny ass post as always Nibs! Love ya
@Z any Mouse & @TwiWeasel So glad its not just my house that has degenerated due to fanfic obsession lol.
Shakes head at @TwiWeasel! How can you not have read Emancipation Proclamation!! Tut Tut! It is just awesome, you will be an emotional wreck, but so worth it, lol!
@ TLR - *wide eyes* Who...me? Bad influence? *snicker* I do try!
@ Becky - I know, I know! I have every intention...I just get distracted easil...oooohhh something shiney!
@TwiWease - ROTLMAO, the Eye of Sauron is pointed in your direction now, until you read EP. Tattward is doing strange things to me, nom. I may have to ditch the good girl image and go back to baaaaad girl I used to be. Mr. AM won't know what hit him!
@Z...Tattward make you rethink your whole world!!! Makes me want to go out and get that tat I have always dreamed of and more piercings that I am getting to old to sport anymore...plus he makes me totally horny!
I love how you use the pictures to tell your stories - so much fun.
I need to confess something here... I am not sure what I was thinking yesterday but I actually looked up how much it would cost to fly from Philadelphia PA to Budapest. Oh my!! Who they heck knows what that was all about. Good thing it was VERY expensive. Well kind of a good think ;)
I've not seen it yet :( Stan is coming over to me next week and we're going together woooooooohoooooooooooo
Sorry i'm not around much but the kids are on half term *shrugs*
I LOVED IT-God cried, gasped, grabbed Nickys hand-not Mary, another Nicky, we sighed and grinned and snorted over the sex scenes. The bit where Tyler says yeah I can do teens. I snorted so loud as I whispered to nicky, yeah I can do teens too. Everytime he took his shirt off me and Nicks sooned, I think the others were not on the same page as us 2. I am Sooo sitting next to Nicky during Eclipse, she gets my mojo haha
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