Monday, 26 April 2010

Seriously deluded people

I was innocently searching for pictures of the precious one a while ago when I found an imposter!! So I searched for more and there's loads of the smarmy fuckers out there who seriously think they look like our beloved.
 I thought i'd share a few with you

                                                                    ???????????


                                                                               !!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                  ??!!!

                                                                                            
                                                                     WTF?
          
Hi, this is Stan, I have no idea WTF is going on.  According to certain pages then there are comments that have been left (I know there is because one was mine), but when I try to view them it says 0 comments.  Sorry!  If you want to leave a comment, please do,hopefully it will still land in my email inbox now I've subscribed to the comments *sigh*.                                                                    

22 comments:

TwitardedMom said...

I work with a man that thinks he looks like Edward. Uses lots of hair gel. Whenever he comes around my cube he says "you girls need to take down all the pictures of me". Did I mention his wife LOVES Edward? LOL

Stan said...

Hellooooooo?? It keeps saying that someone has commented on this, but I can't see anything :oS

Yep, deluded is the word, I may have peed in my pants just a little :o)

Becky said...

PMSL! Do these people not have mirrors?? I wonder if their friends and family encourage them, just to take the piss? I know I would, lol.

I wonder if there are any ladies who think they are Bella!

that's Mr. Pantz to you said...

Come on now. How can you not understand a man's desire to want even just a little bit of The Precious' thunder? Granted it would be better to simply create your own thunder. But you've got to admit he casts a pretty big fucking shadow...

Of course if there were to be any similarities noticed it would be better to let others point them out rather than pimping it yourself. "Hey, check out how much I think I look like RPatz!" There was a time a few months ago where my daughter would see a certain picture of The Man on E's desktop, point to it and say, "Daddy!" Wasn't sure if I should be flattered or nervous... :)

That being said, these are some pretty hilarious pictures. Nice way to start my Monday morning. ;)

Mary said...

I had the "leaving daddy for Edward" convo with Aaliyah this weekend. She didn't think it was fair that I left daddy on his own so she decided that I shouldn't run away with RPattz *tut* cockblocked by a 6 year old ;)

Stan said...

@ Mary, didn't you explain the benefits of having a step-daddy who's on the Sunday Times' Rich List??!!

that's Mr. Pantz to you said...

Upon further review, I got to say I just love the pic with kid who holding onto a pole and wearing sunglasses. What I love about it is nothing quite says "I look like RPatz" like tigh-rolling your jeans up a good 6 inches! LMAO!!!!!!!

And of course the first one... "let me find the worst, most washed out picture of Rob that I can, and then compare myself to it!" oh poor, poor Thomas Darrow... if only RPatz really did have a mullet like yours it would be a little more believable. (wiping away the laughter tears) :D

Becky said...

You see! they don't deserve sympathy, just ridicule! If you are going to post pictures of yourself saying that you look like the worlds sexiest man *its true!*, then you deserve everything you get!

I love the last pic, he looks a little deranged,lol.

Jayla said...

@MrPantz: Yes the rolled up jeans made my afternoon. It was like a bad scene from any John Hughes movie. (Um, Duckie anyone)

Twired Jen said...

@Stan, sometimes this happens to me. I'll get an email saying I have a comment and it hasn't showed up yet on blogger. Strange.

Ewww, those guys don't even hold a candle to our PRECIOUS. Yuck.

xo J

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Don't diss Duckie, Duckie was a sweetheart!!!! And a dude. I lurve lurve lutrve John Hughes films-Yes I am that sad. Ferris Bueller ia one of my all time favourite films ever. I have watched a squillion times and I still find it funny. Maybe I should grow up a little? No, yes, maybe...NO ok the No's have it YAY!!!
To quote a few Buller nuggets....
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

and another of my favourites
Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine

Oh my, I loved Pretty in Pink, 16 Candles, Some kinda wonderful....happy times lol Then I turned to the dark side and just watch horror and gore mostly. Taking the 6 Saw films into hospital along with Hostel 1&2. Also both series True Blood, Twilight & New Moon, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick and maybe Life of Brian for good measure....anyone wanna come with lol

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Um those guys look fuck all like the Robmeister. I look like Alice if they look like Rob....noooooooooo...I don't look anything like Alice!

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

I think it's one thing to accidentally look or dress like Edward, after I know a kid here who fell upon this tragedy and the poor guy shaved his head because he just kept getting ridiculed about being an Edward look like, but now he embraces it. But he's an angelic little Vegan, so I let him slide.

These guys crack me up, cause it's more like they actually think they exude some of the sex dust that Rob naturally leaks when playing a character. See Rob is sexy, and thus Edward is now Sexy... I dunno even know where my train of thought is going... Uh, anyway.

Trixie and Tess said...

I was at a Twilight Convention not too long ago and imposters were running rampid. I was only impressed by one guy who was there. He was totally devoted to playing Rob. All the girls loved him and at the Volturi Ball they were seriously undressing the poor guy. I think for some of them it was the closest thing they were ever going to get to the real deal and they were determined to take him to bed or lose him forever. The funniest part...he's gay, so they didn't have a chance in hell, but he let them make their best attempt. Such a sweet guy. Makes me laugh.

Tess

17foreverlisa said...

Well, if you're going to dream, dream big, right?!

@Stan - Your comments about not being able to see the comments were funny as hell.

@Nibbles - I know I already said this in an email, but good luck Thursday. Mwah!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Wow...if I ran into the last guy and he looked at me that way I would swear I was about to be mugged!

Z Any Mouse said...

Barney the purple dinosaur looks more like Edward than those guys. Sheesh, get a life already.

smartE said...

I would love to comment...but I'm too busy horking my guts up.

Please don't ever do this to me again!!! ;o)

xoxo
E

smartE said...

I would love to comment...but I'm too busy horking my guts up.

Please don't ever do this to me again!!! ;o)

xoxo
E

Z Any Mouse said...

Lol, I had to look at these again this morning to give myself a good laugh. What are these people thinking?? Pretty soon we'll see them on American Idol, thinking they can sing. Pfffft.

TwiWeasel said...

WTF is the deal?!?! I haven't been able to get on Edbrella all day! Cockblocking blogger.

Ummm...the look-a-like-wanna-be guys...yikes!

Dangrdafne said...

All I can say is these guys wanted attention... and they got it. No one said it would be good attention but... LOL!!!