Nooo, I said I'd grab him and you flash the big guy, don't just stand there going "Do you like my pink t shirt Robert?"
I was so good at my job that Rob forgot I was THE official stalker and got quite upset, he was heard to be muttering something about his happy place here. I told him I'd sort out his happy place for him...I don't think he heard me though...sigh
Damn that Nibbles just gets everywhere doesn't she, I never saw her hiding in my bathroom while I took a shower. Little minx she is....
We had a little falling out about the shower pictures as I said I needed to share them with my ho's and he got quite sad about it. He said once the truth was out about his massive penis and his propensity for marathon sex sessions with in between wanking in the shower sessions all the gossip would be over. I'm sorry to say he threatened me with court action...yep, yep, he said he was gonna make me pay...I think he meant court...maybe he meant like make me pay in the bedroom...hey Rob, wait...hey did you mean like court or bedroom...oh court....meh!
Nibbles! Come back, I'll drop the charges...
Robbie had a change of heart...but alas filming had finished and my job was at an end. I did ask if he would mind meeting a friend of mine but it didn't turn out how we thought...
Now me, I give him the warm fuzzys, honest I do, don't I Robbie?? Robbie? Oh Robert...where are you? Hello...heeeellloooooo?!
Oh Robert...really...no need
Just wondering what my gal pals that are going tonight will make of this?! They don't actually know that I write on a blog yet lol, I will tell them tomorrow, in fact I will write the blog page down so they can go find it, hehe, I wonder if they can tell who I am if I don't mention who I am-er confused myself there. I know probably 3 of them won't bat an eyelid and maybe a couple of them will join the edbrella troops haha...er...do I want them giving my secrets away of what I used to get up to with them at work. Ahhhh you already know most of my secrets pmsl.
So there you have it, I'll let you know what I think on the soggy tissue scale of how good it was soon with pictures of us all at the theatre and restaurant afterwards!
Laters babies xx