Monday, 19 April 2010

What's your talent?

Morning Ho's

The kids are back at school wooooooohoooooooooooo here's to the blessed silence :)

We have a fantastic TV programme called Britains got Talent and it started again this weekend. Some of the acts are very talented, most make you want to puke over your own feet.

Check out the lovely Tobias from Saturdays show

Pretty good eh?

We all know that Rob is a talented musician

                                                                   Sex god alert!!
Again Jacksper is a talented musician

                                                      Looking goooooooooood!

Kellans talent?

Nuff said!

Taycob is pretty good at martial arts and shit
                                                                   and he rocks the wet shirt look

Apparently the lovely Billy Burke also sings, who knew?!

                                                                mmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

Enough about the talented beautiful people, it's getting depressing ;)

What's your talent?


I have no idea why the videos look as if they're chopped in half. They look fine in the preview, honest :(


Mary said...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh Fffffffffffffffuck!!

why oh why do the videos look like they're chopped in half???????????

Stan said...

You need to change the ratios in html to fit love ;o).

Leave it with me, brb...

Stan said...

Done :o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I saw Tobias on sunday on catch up, I kept rewinding & watching it again. Bloody brilliant isn't he, like jelly legs or something. Freaky with the mask lol. So Kellans talent is looking hot bless him. My talent um, making people laugh lol, I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can swallow a bud bottle down to the fat bit where it flares out, um and after Saturday apparently I'm pretty good at banghra dancing lmao

Stan said...

I'm a very talented eejit, Mary will vouch for me. Beyond that, erm, def no party tricks under my belt, I have no grounds for entering BGT at all lol!

Anonymous said...

My talent consists of knowing how to play only 1/3 of any song on the piano...I can dance only well enough to probably hurt myself, and I can tell jokes. Now, let's hope I can manage to get this comment posted, because I have another talent of f*cking up the W/V. Here goes nothing!

Dangrdafne said...

All of the above me in the comments have the talent for making me laugh and for being great friends!

Talent for me? Hmmmm My Mom would say I am creative (like marketing stuff). I like to help people and people seem to want to talk to me and vent their problems to me. I usually can help.

Excellent question. Can't wait to see what others have to say :)

Mary said...

@Stan thanks for fixing my fuck up yet again :) Oh and I can confirm she is one talented eejit ;)

@Nibbles I hope to one day see your beer bottle talent ;)

@MrsP LOLing @ the thought of you injuring yourself dancing

@Dangrdafne that's a fine talent to have hun x

My talents would be...I can do the splits and I can turn my elbow the wrong way :)

Stan said...

Mary, you are one lucky ho, I can't tell you how many times a day I curse the fact that I can't turn my elbow the wrong way round *sigh*

Mary said...

@Stan I know it comes in sooooooooooooo useful. Usually whilst i'm doing the splits!

Stan said...

ROFL! Roll on eclipse ;o)

Mary said...


Raitz said...

I can touch my nose with my tounge.

Jayla said...

i was told that i can suck the chrome off a tail pipe... hmm, don't know how far that will get me...

personally, i think my talent is cooking - i'm really kinda good at it.

i'm also an excellent listener. random people feel the need to tell me tons of stuff i'd rather not know :-)

Anonymous said...

Lovin all the talents listed already.

My talent is making people laugh. Folks keep telling me I'm funny. I just reply that looks aren't everything.

Twired Jen said...

I can wiggle my ears. I can even wiggle one at a time! I can burp on command. I'm pretty funny...looking. jk
xo J

TwiWeasel said...

@ Jayla - Bwahahahaha! I was gonna say I can suck a watermellon thru a straw!

Apparently, I can land my ass in Hotmail Jail. *Hmph!* But that's no big thing, since Mrs. P did it and so did Stan...all three of us within minutes of each other.

TwiWeasel said...

I just figured out my talant!! I can read (and keep track of) multiple fan fics, as well as a couple of books at the same time!


Jayla said...

@TwiWeasel: PMSL... now that is a visual that will haunt me all day.

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

I honestly have no talent. I can dance, um... well, that's about it. Not really a talent, because I may or may not embaress you when I do dance, but damn. I got nothing.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Jayla - *grin* Then my day is complete! *slurp*

TongueTwied said...

I've got one batch of cookies I make that is always a crowd pleaser. Otherwise, I gots nuthin'.

Though my hubby might say I have a good memory, because I like to bring up something he did or said 5 months ago in more current debates...err, discussions.

17foreverlisa said...

Seriously, Twi-Hos! Earlier today in the email chaos (I'm STILL laughing about it!), I had to Google rogering. Now I just had to Google eejit. I'm going to go with this definition from Urban Dictionary for eejit:

nitwit, nincompoop, moron or thicko. Often used affectionately.

That's quite the talent, Stan ;)

That Tobias Mead video was awesome. Rob + Piano = Sex God Alert...most definitely!! Jackson is hot. Kellan is warm. Taylor is cold. Well, he is. Just look at his tiny manips. LOL!

@Mary - I can do the splits and turn my elbows inside out, too. I can't get the fuck up from the splits anymore, but I can still assume the position. LOL! I can also still do a cheerleader toe kick over my head. (Stop laughing, Mrs. P!)

@Nibbles - I think you'd be a hit at the local bar my husband goes to every Wednesday. Just sayin'.

@Dangrdafne - You truly do have a gift for caring :)

@Jayla - There are these two biotches that keep trying to cure me of my wh*le phobia by sending me wh*le pictures. Can we talk? LOL!

@TwiWeasel - Don't forget to add...while at work! That is a talent, girlie. LMAO!

I really don't have a kick-ass talent, oral or otherwise ;) I play the piano marginally well. I type 100+ wpm, but the "error-free" status has gone out the friggin' window with the rush-rush climate of blogging. I guess I'll have to go with a lame one in that I was born to nurture. I love being a mom to my two kids and to an extended family of friends of my kids, etc. If at the end of the day, I can say I'm good at that, I'll take it :)


Stacked Like Sookie said...

Hey @Nibbles, shudder to think where your bottle sucking skills would come in handy rofl!
I'm with you @Lisa Rob + piano = sex god alert. I've got it bad for Jacksper at the moment, those green eyes & smirk make me squirm. I have no talent, sad but true.

Z Any Mouse said...

I can beat any of you bitches at a watermelon seed spitting contest. Yea, I'm so classy.

twilightcupcake said...

Wow, ladies, quite a collection we have here.

@HG - I beg to differ btw and I think you have a talent for writing. Please update (cough cough...)

I don't know if I have any talents. My profession seems to make me moderately okay at everything but not excellent at anything. Except sports - I am exceptionally horrible at sports.
I guess I am good at problem solving and listening to others - hence the job again.
I can do the splits (recently just figured out I hadn't lost it now that I'm in adult ballet - I know, laugh all you want).
Oh and I suppose I sing and play the piano well enough that I've been asked to sing at weddings and stuff - the dream is to play with Rob of course. Seriously I would rather play and sing music with him than fuck him.
Curious about everyone else's talents.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Well fuck me sideways TC if you aren't just overloaded with talent, don't knock your ability to do the splits. I bet Mr TC is ecstatic lol, I'd love to play piano but can't, I'd love to sing but can't very well and I'd really love to do the splits....but fuck me that ain't happening unless its under anaesthetic baby!!
Plus your're amazingly talented and funny which balances everything out so I can't be jealous of you lol xxx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

My bottle sucking skills come in handy wherever I need them lol...c'mon sooks, if I ever meet Eric...bulett...happy times LMAO

Anonymous said...


StarlitViolets said...

I was a dancer for 13 years. Before injuring myself, I was poised to go on a national tour.

Now though - I only dance when properly intoxicated.

I, too, can touch my tongue to my nose and deep throat a beer bottle. I can also make a "clover" shape with my tongue. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. My tongue is pretty fucking talented, I guess.

17foreverlisa said...

@SV - Wow. WOW!