Rob's Birthday Blog Train - Our gifts to Rob

Hi Ho's, Stan here! So today's Blog Train theme is 'Your gift to Rob'. Before I shut up to let you read the scrubbed up version of the answer to this question, I'm going to show you what the dirty bitches came up with first on Messenger:

sarah says:
Tuesday - Your Gift to Rob - Tell what you would do for Rob for his birthday

Becky says:
can we be rude?

Nikki says:
do we have to keep it clean?????

sarah says:
yes it has to be respectful  (See I was being sensible-I think its the medication....thankfully I'm off it now! Phew!!!!)

Nikki says:
I'd make him a cake then if I can't give him a BJ

Followed by this email from Becky:

If we can't be rude then I can't think of anything, lol! My mind goes blank.


SEE?! Dirty Whore-flaps the lot of 'em. Ok, on with their substitute answers seeing as we ruled BJ's out. Over to Mary first:

What do you buy for a world famous movie star?

I've decided to go for the Edward in a hurry option. We all love sparkly Edward and i'm pretty sure KStew does too. Soooooooo i've found the perfect gifts to enable Rob to transform into Edward at any moment.

Glitter in a gun! Simply point and spray

For the genuine sparkly Edward look you need sunshine right? Imagine if you get the Edward urge in the middle of the night, nightmare, no sunshine available right? Until now ;)

Sunshine in a jar

Sunshine in a jar blurb


Becky's BJ alternative pressie was this:

It would be nice to give him a free pass for the day. You know, so he could go anywhere & do anything on his birthday and not get bothered by press or fans. That would make a change!

Nibbles was thinking along similar lines:

My gift to Rob would be a holiday at my place. no not for those reasons!! I mean who would expect a superhunk to be hiding out here. I have a mate who works as a make up artist and makes fake face parts etc for films so he could make Rob a disguise (Note from Stan ~ Like this Sarah? I can't tell you how much I'd love you if you could get Rob dressed up as WangMan!)
PMSL Stan He would be attacked by raving nympho's (and Twiweasel) glueing themselves to him

I've got friends who are in various bands so he could jam away to his hearts content. We get lots of bands play in Brum so we could catch a few gigs too. Also plenty of art galleries and places of interest. I have a loving crazy dog called Wolf so he will have canine company and he may enjoy the irony of the name.

Did somebody say wolf? Yep, remember, my blog, my rules :o)

Ps-Where's his bag? Hehehe-Nibbles

I'd allow the stew-ped one to visit. Yes, I would! I mean I may fantasise about him but I'm not crazy enough to think that in reality he would boff me although I think he would have a secret yen for me he he.

I know some amazing bars where ppl really don't care who you are as famous ppl from theatre and tv are in there regularly. So I'd give him a break as such with a chance to be fairly normal. If that was no good I'd like to give him the gift of a break from filming for him and his bloody girlfriend so they could have 6 months straight together 24/7 then he would realise she wasn't for him lol *AHEM* RESPECTFUL PLEASE NIBS. She just can't manage it, even for 2 paragraphs, can she?

Awwww c'mon, I can't help it, I gagged when I said she could visit my house but it is his birthdays so... (heaves again)

For anyone else thinking about how nice it would be for Rob to get away from it, you must read this Edward & Bella fic: Hide in Plain Sight, I love it!

Stan:  Yep no imagination necessary here, I'd get him the good old Marks & Sparks gift voucher.

We already know he buys his undies there...

...and it's the ideal gift when you just don't know what to buy (and a BJ isn't an option)

Hi All...TwiWeasel here, and I just have a quick couple of questions...

First, why can't we give him one (or more) BJ's for his birthday? (My husband always likes his birthday bj, so I'm sure Rob would!!) (Nibbles-I can do great BJ's! I wanted to give him that too but I thought no, mature and respectful....I nearly got it didn't I? right? right?)

Second, if I just put it in my mouth, does it count as a BJ? Hmmm....What about if I keep still and let him move, does it count then?

Oh fine...I can feel you glaring at me, Stan. I guess I'll just give him a sensual massage *whispers* followed by a BJ. Bwahahaha!

OK, apparently Blogger is playing up for some people (including me!) when they're trying to comment.  If you're having the same problem, please feel free to email your comments to gemma_holden@hotmail.com and I'll post them up here :o)

The next stop on your blog train is My discomROBulation, take the stop to hear what Kelly would get Rob as a gift!

See you tomorrow for the next leg of our journey :o)

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