A day in the life of a TwiMerch Whore

I was dropping the kids off at school this morning when a friend came over and told me that I had to go to eBay and put in 'Edward' and 'flip-flops'.  I swear, the Twilight merchandise machine is well and truly in overdrive! 

So I've done my research and I introduce you to a day in the life of a TwiMerch Whore:

My alarm goes off (gap in the market here folks, no Twi alarm clock that I could find!) I wake up and roll out of bed.

I straighten my pyjamas,

reach over to the hook beside the door

and unhook my bathrobe

pushing my feet into my slippers.

I get in the shower (sorry folks, it's that shower curtain again ;o))

where I use my soap,

washcloth

and shampoo to get clean.

I dry myself off with my towel

then noticing that I cut my leg with the razor I reach for a tissue, dabbing the blood away

before I reach for the plasters.

I glance up at the clock

then go to get dressed.

I start to put my socks on

but then decide to wear my flip-flops instead.

Finally I fasten my watch onto my wrist.

I head downstairs and make myself a coffee,

a glass of orange juice

and a plate of toast.

When I've finished I wash the pots and dry them with my teatowels.

I sit down and log onto the blogs.

Phew!  Those pics of RPattz are a bit hot!  Better turn my desk fan on...

I check my diary for the day,

Hmm, nothing planned, think I'll do a spot of shopping.  I get my pen

and write a list on my notepaper.

I finish wrapping a parcel for posting with my parcel tape (prize for the most random branded item goes to this one!)

I get my bag,

make sure I have my phone,

my Cullen Crest purse

and my business card holder (you never know who you might bump into!).

I pick up my lunch,

my Edbrella - it looks like rain :o)

and my keys

and head out to my car.

Mmmm, that new air freshener smells lovely!

Sheesh, who'd have thought it, the shops have Christmas stuff in already!

Hmm, am a bit exhausted after all that, think I need a lie down.  Right here will do, shift your fags over love
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