Monday, 12 October 2009

In Forks, In Forks

That's right folks, when blog fodder is thin on the ground I pull my old Weird Stan Yankobitch persona out for another Twi-parody ;o).  Today we're going all Rat Pack with..... da da dah-da da, da da dah-da da, da da dah-da da da-da...

In Forks, In Forks

Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be apart of it
In Forks, in Forks

These scruffy mum shoes
Are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
In Forks, in Forks

I want to wake up with a vampire
Who doesn't sleep
And find he's watched me all night
Cos he's in love deep

My 'Want New Moon' blues
Are melting away
I'll hunt all over town for him
In Forks, in Forks

If I can find him there
I'm not going anwhere
It's up to me
In Forks, in Forks

In Forks, in Forks

I want to wake up with a vampire
Who doesn't sleep
And find he's watched me all night
Written me songs
Fallen in love
Sparkling bright

My 'Want New Moon' blues
They're melting away
I'll hunt all over town for him
In Forks, in Forks

And if I can find him there
I'm not going anywhere
It's up to me
In Forks, in Forks

In Forks


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Who needs Ol' Blue Eyes when you can have golden ones?

3 comments:

TwitardedMom said...

Love it, love it. This is one to share with the Twitards at work!

Visit me sometime at the blog I started last Friday while the boss was out of town. LOL

spooninginforks.blogspot.com

Mrs. P said...

LOLOL!!!!! I love it!! Awesome..."and found he's watched me all night...sparkling bright"

TwitardedMom said...

I need a Twilight Makeover for the old Queen song bicycle. Would that be up your alley? All I can think of is:

I want to ride my vampsicle,
I want to ride my vamp
I want to ride my vampsicle
I want to ride him like a tramp.

Just thinking you are much more talented than I am at these things.